This one's for the lovers of mean mean femmes ~ who wants to hand over their soul?
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And now, every d&d character I've played so far in ten words or less (some are technically the same character, but in different campaigns based at different times of their life)
Illa (Bard): Area woman joins adventuring party, universe immediately collapses.
Illa 2.0 (Bard): Has a majority time share with party's sole brain cell.
Uther (Fighter): It's time to make this midlife crisis everyone's problem.
Jade (Rogue): Messy divorce destroys multiple governments.
Victoria (N/A - From a different ttrpg system): Anicient goth single parent to three immortal idiots.
Caleb (Cleric): Poison results in time travel and existential crisis.
Old Man Caleb (Cleric): Grandpa is too old to die!
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"I love reading the equipment list of a character I've been playing for a while because it starts out so normal and now it's things like hologram from dead Blair Witch guy"
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Remember kids, you can't take the Fey Touched feat in 5e without consent. If a fey ignores your lack of consent, report them to either the seelie or unseelie court immediately. They're probably a fiend in disguise.
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Playing D&D gay as hell. Like, one D isn’t enough?
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Half of being a DM is internal screaming. The other half is maniacal laughter.
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A little late to the party but I had to do it anyway!
This is one of my parties from the d&d campaigns I play, these are The Devil’s Advocates! (As 3/4 of the party is tiefling of some kind)
We’re rocking with Bors bcs Bors is rocking with us
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DnD session leak
1- Lark kills you (Agnes) with CONQUER: now for twinks!™
2- Weed brownie meme with Megan and Lark
DM: @plxtypusbearr73 , Lark belongs to @just-a-we1rd0
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as a dm, plot point ideas tend to randomly come to me, so i try to write them down before i forget em which is all well and good!
however, the issue comes when you come back to your drunk 3am notes that just say “MAKE THE LAKE EVIL!!!!!” or “HEAL AND TASTE THE BLOOD” and have to figure out what the fuck that even means
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Dungeons and Dragons Meme #1
Summary of Holga
Look me in my eye and tell me I’m wrong
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NPC: You've known me for months. You've know this murderer for a week and you like her more?
Rogue: She's funny.
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