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dnd-on-a-budget · a year ago
Riptide, our rogue/warlock: I may have made a pact with a god.
Ollima, our cleric: (facepalms)
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bad-math-rocks · a year ago
The oracle and the psychic have stumbled into a room to avoid flooding a sewer.
DM: You obviously see a couple chests and some urns. This is loot if you've ever seen it.
Oracle: can i check the chests for traps?
(she rolls an 8 and a 17)
DM: Both chests are locked but not trapped.
Psychic: I can open them. (pops both open)
DM: I need a reflex save from both of you
Psychic: I thought they weren't trapped ;.;
DM: The oracle didn't notice the traps
Psychic: That's what I get for trusting an oracle
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dragonlady626 · a year ago
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What Happens When Your D&D Character Gets Slapped Multiple Times in A Day?
“Roll a wisdom saving throw.”
“18.”
“You do not cry yourself to sleep that night.”
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honeycombsposts · 13 days ago
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"do you want to live through the love and pain? or die alone?"
-- ben the half-orc brain ghost (played by my boyf) that lives in the mind of my fallen-assimar paladin
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raiain · a month ago
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you are going somewhere
in stasis, between destinations, no obligations, no complications, the future is coming fast, but it flinches and settles into the gentle present before it reaches you,
you are going somewhere
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dnd-on-a-budget · 2 years ago
Marion: Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Nathair: That's objectively not true. What if it's behind or doesn't have hands?
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thebookquotes · a year ago
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I am tired. These people make me feel I have a hole in the middle of me.
— D.H. Lawrence, from The Complete Works; The Plumbed Serpent
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quotemadness · 6 months ago
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For years mental health professionals taught people that they could be psychologically healthy without social support, that ‘unless you love yourself, no one else will love you’ …The truth is, you cannot love yourself unless you have been loved and are loved. The capacity to love cannot be built in isolation.
Bruce D. Perry
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yearningheart · a year ago
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Trista Mateer, Honeybee
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azimuthal-art · 4 months ago
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And he took him in his arms and kissed him under the sunlit sky, and he cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many.
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mitskey · 8 days ago
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December—the farewell
— Henry G. Hewlett, December/Joseph D. Herron, December/ Adeline Treadwell [Parsons] Lunt, December/ Claude Monet, Snow Scene at Argenteuil (1875)/John B. Tabb, An Interview/ Samuel Taylor Colerid, Come, come thou bleak December wind/ Pieter Bruegel the Elder, The Census at Bethlehem (1566)/ Virginia Woolf, The Complete Prose; “An Unwritten Novel,”/ H. T. Mackenzie Bell, December Daisies and December Days/ Margaret Atwood, “Crickets”, The Door (2007)
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