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bards-anonymous · a day ago
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Explaining that absolutely wild theory you have about the Campaign to your DM who KNOWS 100% none of it is correct:
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dnd-on-a-budget · 2 days ago
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Ariadne, our bloodhunter: (tells a dark fairytale to a child)
Elidi, our druid: What was your childhood like?
Ariadne: Eh
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vaults-n-wyverns · a year ago
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Things I Include In My D&D Games That My Players Don't Know About
If they hold a wooden bowl and walk into a locked door, they'll phase through it like it's Skyrim
If they attempt to jump backwards up a set of stairs, with a high enough dex roll, they will launch up the stairs, through the roof, and into the upper atmosphere
There is an Anti-Tarrasque.
Trolls have 12 different blood colors, with only 2 existing in aquatic troll varieties.
If they enter a new area fast enough, they can catch the birds flying without moving anywhere.
Trees DON'T make sounds when they fall and no one's around, there's just no one around that can prove that
Lazer guns exist, they're just shy
If you get knocked prone on a sloped surface, there is a 1% chance of clipping into the terrain
There's a 1% chance of the textures in someone's face not loading correctly
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paintedwarpony · 2 months ago
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Liam just pretending to hold a giant sandwich.
MY GOD I AM SO EXCITED FOR AN ENTIRE CAMPAIGN OF TINY MAN METHOD ACTING.
Thank the heavens for this Shakspearian Classically Trained D&D player
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zhjake · 3 months ago
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A commission done in the style of the older Kamigawa flip cards of one of their player's characters!
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contextfreedungeon · 3 months ago
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When your party's plans go terribly wrong but somehow you succeed anyway
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snoozlebee · 4 months ago
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good news it’s doodle dump o’fucking clock!!!! featuring arden and dr clark from the scifi mystery d&d campaign enjoying FUTURE WEED, a thinly veiled ripoff of xfiles frohike i was going to use in a discord rp server until my brain fizzled out for good, some brush tests that turned into a bg, me trying my hand at building a harmony rig (heavily in progress!), bosch looking discontent (tm), and a scifi au version of eustace that is just a tiny little crab man/smuggler
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greentrickster · a month ago
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D&D story and character idea: a wizard who has a very old, very rare spell book that they found as a child and have been translating all their life, and are only just now learning to use. The language it’s written in is very old, but there are lots of obvious and confirmed signs that it belonged to an extremely powerful,well-known mage from centuries past, and the wizard is very proud of it.
Flash forward to like, maybe level twelve or thirteen, and the party somehow comes into contact with the spirit/ghost/ascended form of this mage, who, upon discovering the wizard has their old book, is absolutely horrified. “How did you get that?!? It should have been destroyed upon my death, or at least sealed away for all eternity-!!!”
And the party is, naturally, surprised, like, “Why, are there really dangerous secrets or spells in it?”
No. No there are not any really dangerous secrets or spells in it.
In fact, there aren’t any spells in it at all, because it’s not a spell book, it’s a rather saucy fanfiction the mage wrote when they were younger. “It’s not even one of my good ones, why did you have to find that one?!??”
Long story short, the wizard isn’t as good at translating as they thought they were and aren’t, in fact, a wizard at all - they’re a sorcerer who’s managed to make the activation components of their spells specific sentences from this old, mistranslated, misunderstood fanfic. And they’ve been running into battle shouting the ye olden equivalent of things like “SASUKEEEEEEE!” and “And then they banged like whoa man” in the language the book is written in.
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killer-clown-car · 11 months ago
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odyssey-on-odyssey · 8 days ago
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Just had my warlock pc use counterspell for the first time & yeah, that felt as amazing as what all I've seen from critical role
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firbolgay · 3 months ago
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What I write in my character’s Google Doc background is between me and God
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dnd-on-a-budget · 18 hours ago
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Elidi, our druid: Wait my armadillo has a flying speed
Kassandra, our barbarian OOC: He can fly roll like Sonic
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lunarity2013 · a year ago
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How I like to scare my players in D&D:
I ask them for stuff like this! 😁
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paintedwarpony · 7 months ago
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Bro this is starting to sound ALOT like the theories that the Luxon was hoping/wanting someone not to worship it but STUDY AND UNDERSTAND IT and that Essek is the only true champion of the Luxon.
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zhjake · 8 days ago
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Some Highfane NPCs
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contextfreedungeon · a month ago
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"Wow, [ranger] isn't even here and he's still causing trouble."
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d00dle-arts · 14 days ago
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Finally got around to the doodles from the session before last, where our party got caught up by a buncha lizardfolk. They rolled really poorly on the survival check and only two of our party members managed to stay together. Their realization that the whole party had gone missing was priceless. They were promptly captured as well about a minute later. The lizardfolk took Rhif's lantern, so the poor girl had a bit of a breakdown about it, and the party kobold, Ridri, had to tell her not to make any wishes in her panic since that's what kind of got them into this situation in the first place. Instead, she accidentally summoned a black chaos-blade and ended up losing herself to it a bit when they broke out, it was a lot of fun to cut through her enemies like butter though. There were a lot of traps around the encampment and Rhif was unfortunate to get a bear trap around her real leg and not the prosthetic. And then she got eaten by a big monster when she snapped out of the chaos-blade madness, and the party had to dedicate a few rounds to getting her out. after the fighting was all over, Rhif just dropped like a rock, ending yet another session out cold on the floor.
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wolfy1298 · 11 months ago
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D&D group decided to do a Honey Heist one shot
So of course I became an arsonist
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justanotherpiccplayer · 2 years ago
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The best bit about The Witcher is that half of it is dead serious Tolkien-esque styled fantasy and the other half is your bumbling idiotic D&D group
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sarcastic-sketches · 2 months ago
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If Ezra had Aphrodite/Dionysus from Hades as their warlock Patron
“So, Ezra, what are you going as for Halloween?” Mica asked, as he tried on a pair of fake fairy wings. “Nude.” [Ezra belongs to @symbeaotic]
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