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One of my loyal followers sent me the link to this match: the "D-Man" Dan Parker getting squashed by this massive Celtic warrior, Robert Baines. Here I've edited the original video to focus on D-Man's punishment and exquisite I-Can't-Take-Any-More suffering.
Watch D-Man oversell every slam, arching his back and cringing in agony for a prolonged beat as he puts his lean physique (and impressive bulge) on display for us. I think the "Cocky Canuck" wants us to check out the white maple leaf decal on the front of his trunks (it has my attention.)
In order to achieve balance in the loser queer charts at Marvel we need to get Jessica Drew and Illyana Rasputina to come out as lesbians, and Sam Guthrie to come out as gay. Given we already have two loser bisexuals (Loki and Akihiro) and one loser gay guy (D-Man)
I'd say some names to come out as loser asexuals but all my ace headcanons are hot women.
how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this