#d.gray man incorrect quotes

[hoshikai]

komui : come on, i wasn't that drunk!

lenalee : you tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said i was important.

komui : but you are

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[incorrect-allen-walker]

Allen: I think I'm going the right way

Kanda: he said, hesitantly

Allen:

Allen: I'm not even going the right way

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[mysteriouslypinkconnoisseur]

Lavi: Do you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Allen: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.

Lavi: THE WHO

Allen: Oh this is not a safe place suddenly!

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[d-gray-place]

Lavi and Allen in jail

Allen: So who do we call?

Lavi: Well we should probably call Komui, but I feel safer in jail.

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[manadcampbellrpblog]

ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator

Neah: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Mana: You're like 15 years old Neah: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

XD yes he will

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[candy-crackpot]

Neah at Allen and Mana:  Live each day as if it's your last, 'cause I'm gonna kill you but I'm not very good with schedules

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[redcrossroads]

Lenalee: Did you find the Innocence?

Lavi: No. But we found an empty pack of cigarettes, a broken high heel, a half full bottle of vodka and a torn stocking.

Allen: Looks like my Master walked through these woods. So, I'd say we're one step closer to finding him.

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[faery-snow]

Link: I must ask you to be respectful.

Kanda: I must ask you to fuck off.

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[withered-tears]

The millennium Earl: You know, everything i have, I had to work for. My Noah, my Akuma, my Ark-

Allen: Your accent.

((Quote original from Ninjago))

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[felinisfeloney]

Allen: I want to strangle you

Yu: I want to lay your guts on table and arrange them alphabetically and then smash them in reverse order with a hammer

Allen: I want to castrate you and then flay your skin layer by layer while four water wheels pull your limbs apart from varying directions.

Yu: Yeah, well, I want to...

Lavi turns to the camera: This isn't even like a sexual tension kind of thing, folks. This is genuine murder crave. I kinda wish this was just foreplay because I then I wouldn't have to worry about the blood splatters

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[hoshikai]

alma : i just kinda feel like we were meant for each other. i mean, look how fate keeps throwing us together

kanda :

kanda : it's 3am and you're stuck on my window. how did you even get in there?

alma : fate, yuu, weren't you listening?

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[incorrect-allen-walker]

Lavi: Now I’m sad, why would you say that?

Allen: because I’m tired and grumpy

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[mysteriouslypinkconnoisseur]

Neah: Bitches be like “You mine”.

Neah: First of all, I’m on probation, “I” belong to the state.

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[d-gray-place]

Allen: Murder is always bad, unless its Kanda

Lavi: Oh? So why does Kanda get a pass?

Allen: He doesn't. He stole my snack so I'm going to kill him.

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[cherry-writes-stuff]

Lavi: pineapple on pizza.

Allen: repeat that disgusting slander again and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.

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[wishingeel]

Allen: Sorry I’m late I broke down on the way here

Lenalee: Is your car working fine now?

Allen: Car?

Lenalee:

Allen:

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