Fig's illusory double = Kalina's laser pointer
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Everyone wants to ask, "How do I learn how to DM?" You should ask, "What happens when I become a DM?"
Because this is what happens. You've got your tiddies out at 3 AM and you don't know how long you've been talking to a jar of mustard that has an increasingly excellent Liverpudlian accent.
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i love them sm (yes i stole this, whatre you gonna do about it)
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Fearful Symmetry” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw Chungledown Bim in the Nightmare King's Forest
My buddy Riz pacing: kalina is lying to us
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Gorgug and Baron is the new Colin and Raphaniel change my mind
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Don’t 🙅🙅❌❌ Tell lies 🥸
Go 🚶♀️to school 📝👩🏫📚🎓
Don’t 🚫👎 🙅♀️ Drink Water🚱 🚱🚱🚱🚱🚱🚱🚱🚱🚱🚱
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presented with no comment (art by @caitmayart )
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