oohh! hahh!!! help me!! I cry out, but it is already too late
My body has melted away. My face is immobile and expressionless. My eyes perceive nothing.
I've been transformed into Solas' knee armor.
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inspired by this billboard i have to pass every day on my way to class
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minor FNAF Help Wanted 2 spoilers lol
Sun being super fucking pretentious abt art is so funny
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My dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛this strain is called "House MD"😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw the ghost of your dead girlfriend
My buddy Wilson pacing: the patient is lying to us
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mc: you remind me of that one mean girls song...
mammon, side eyeing mc: ......which one..?
mc: oh shit what's the name of it.. Uh... da-da-da-da-da -- stupid with- Stupid with love!
mammon, offended: I- no- how dare you compare me with Cady-
mc: it's cause your stupid and in love
mammon: what??
mc, dramatically: and I'm Aaron, the camera is revolving around me
mc, being more dramatic: and then I dip you and kiss you like in that other song from the new movie
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I feel like it’s very correct of me to headcanon that Lan Sizhui thinks conventionally creepy stuff is cute.
Corpses? Fascinating.
Ghosts? He wants to hug them all.
Graveyards? Peaceful.
Nie Mingjue’s severed head?
Spiders? Adorable.
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This is what bringing Sera to the Winter Palace is like.
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