#daaaaave

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#the sims 4 #sims 4 story #bite me! #a love story (eventually) #sims 4 vampires #lawrence st germain #julian keats #oh lawrence honey #come here baby #daaaaave #it's complicated #ooh gee i wonder what's going to happen?...

[pg-dave-rift-party]

PHONE DAVE RETURNETH

(Get PG Dave’ed bozo L)

“No sir, we CAN’T add your “quickie witty funtitty grape calzone” to the menu.” Dave says, while doing heavy air quotes, and seemingly straining himself to say the name of the menu item.

“You’re no fun Dave~” Jack purrs “Will you AT LEAST grant me marshmallow chicken ranch deep dish pizza?”

“There is no way in heck I am letting you do that.”

“But DAAAAAVE~” Jack says dramatically leaning on the phone

“WE WOULD BE SHUT DOWN!!!!!!!”

“Aaaand? That’d just give us more time in Vegas. We blow all our cash, buy another cheap building, and start again.”

“I WILL NOT LET YOU RUN THE FRANCHISE INTO THE GROUND FOR A TRIP TO NEVADA!!!!!!!!!” Dave says, while making a dialup tone. “No matter how fun that sounds…” he mumbles.

“Come ooooon… you’re the most boring Phoney everrrrr… even that first asshole carried a rocket launcher, why can’t you do that!?!”

“Well sir I just so happen to care about my safety as well as the safety of those around me, and by that I mean if I were to obtain and use weaponry like that the repair costs would be-“

“Fine, no crazy stuff.” Jack whines. “But just humour me and put eggplant and orange on a pizza!”

“You have horrible taste sir, I know that and I do not have a mouth.”

“Pretty please.”

Dave sighs and goes to the kitchen to talk to ghost Ronaldo… on the way he stumbles upon a device on the ground… he reaches down to touch it, and a portal opens of which he is quickly sucked in.

Dave screams as he is thrown out into the clearing in the forest, now surrounded by strangers.

He looks around nervously before quickly standing up. “Uhhhh… do any of you guys know how to get back to the restaurant… “Bear.”?” Dave pauses. “I’m worried my boss might destroy the company if he’s left alone for more than 5 minutes.” Dave pauses looking concerned… “I-I’m Model 51_02, aka as my boss has named me, “Dave”.”

…

“Who are you people… and why do some of you look like Mr. Kennedy?”

@dsaf-rift-party-au

#dsaf #davesport #dayshift at freddy's #dsaf rift party story #dsaf rift party au #dsaf rift party updates #dsaf dave #dsaf jack #dsaf old sport #dsaf phone guy #reblog to respond!

[jackandthevoidstriders]

Daaaaave, maybe get outta there,,?

“NO >:/ I AIN’T LEAVIN’ MY TANGERINE BABY AGAIN.”

[cobwebears]

hi may i have some daaaaave please because i love he

i love he too

#ty for the request B) #art requests #dave strider #homestuck #hom3stuck #homestuck fanart #alex draws sometimes #clip studio art #art #artists on tumblr

[curly-daily]

daaaaave story

#cave story #curly brace #dadicalart #day 97

[moonlightsmasquerade]

Thatcher is just trying to look into the Tax and business records of the alternate MLM to get them in trouble-

Ruth sadly slipped on Spilled essential oils and died. (Also she was in contact with the oil and it's pretty much deadly (This is not intentional Gabriel is just as bad at making products and this is all just a scam))

I can't stop laughing I think this is so funny I know- MLM

Dave don't take O'Briens buisness opportunity, Dave its an MLM, DAVE!!!!!!!!! DAAAAAVE!!!!

#BAHAHAHAAHAH no this is funny im having a ball #THATCHER WAKE UP YOU NEED TO SELL OILS THATCHER #ruth family guy pose after slipping/j

[therewillbebeauty]

prime defenders s2e31 liveblog thoughts

spoilers and incoherent rambling below

DAKOTA COLE FORTNITE

um. is this foreshadowing

WILLIAM VYNCENT TIDE DAVID

oh shoot. memory loss. LIKE MARK HAD

*william stabs tide* FUCK YEAAAAA *furious hand flapping thigh slapping*

oh shoot charlie wanted a william wisp villain arc? like a year ago? WELL BOYS

still holding fast to the 'david is working with or manipulated by mal' train until proven otherwise

DAKOTA MATO WAVELENGTH LIGHTSPEED

please kill lightspeed please kill lightspeed please kill lightspeed

bizlybebo if you start killing npcs i will do the happy hand flaps i need you to go crazy

WORDSMITH FURRY?

oh so it's not a cat and it's also not wordsmith oops

YESSSSS MAL IS HERE

"do you know where your friends are" oh God what does that mean???

WILLIAM VYNCENT DAVID [rip tide] [whoa like hte hit dnd podcast]

"My slight of hand's pretty good" oh so he's gonna get a natural one

"I'm gonna use a hero point" he definitely got a natrual one

"I got a natural one" yup

"I'd get rid of 'em [superheroes]" hold on. in season 1 mark had that hit list of people who were anti-hero. and they both have that memory loss stuff. do you see what i'm saying.

God. william and dakota love each other so much. im gonnacry.

why i sbizly so good at playing villains. why. why?? wavelength, mal, overlord, david, trickster, they'reall so differnt andso GOOD and compeling

YES CANTRIP YES XAVIER YES WILLIAM FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OFYOUR ACTIONS LET'S ROLL INITIATIVE

dang i was kinda hoping dakota would pull up while william's hands were still fully in allen covered in blood though

william it's really funny that you don't want david to memory erase cantrip when SIXTY SECONDS AGO YOUA SKED FOR ANOTHER SYRINGE

you don't wanna be unsafe in the secret evil basement

i love charlie having a legitimate moral dilemma

"can i use a villain point?"

"Up next would be Cantrip ... but she's incapacitated." *beat drop*

DAAAAAVE

oh three of them!!

"can i get to the shaft--" 😳

"what would dakota think about all this when he finds out? and you know, that guilt is already overwhelming" vyncentttttttttt

WE'RE GONNA END IT NOW?? NOWWWWW??????

#jrwilb #jrwi pd spoilers #beauty txt

[queeniemay39]

I GAVE YOU MY HEART BUT HERE WE ARE

Dave…DAAAAAVE 😭😭😭

#queenie listens to But Here We Are #ouch that hurt #dave grohl #foo fighters #taylor hawkins #chris shiflett #nate mendel #rami jaffee #pat smear #josh freese

[allisoooon]

Something from Trouble Child? So excited for this one 😘😘

Klaus scratched the back of his head and tried to look innocent.  “So are you the version of Five who founded the Commission?”  He vaguely remembered Five talking about his alternate self dying in front of him.  Then he showed him part of his chest he took as a souvenir.

“Don’t change the subject, but yes.”  Five stopped and gave Klaus a curious look for a moment.  “You know what?  We’ll bypass the question of why for now.  There’s no time.”  He turned and started walking away, probably expecting Klaus to follow him.

Well, Klaus would follow him whether he wanted him to or not.  He caught up to him in two long strides.  “What are you talking about?  We're dead. We have eternity, babe.”

“We do not.  Luther gets off work in a few; I want you revived before he finds you.”

“One problem with that.”  Klaus made jazz hands.  ���I’m depowered!  No ghosts, no springing up from the dead and freaking people out, no possession, none of it.”

Five rolled his eyes at him.  “You think I can check Luther’s work schedule, but I somehow missed the part where Dad took away your powers?”

“I don’t know!”  Klaus knew they had all the channels here, whatever that meant.  “You know Luther’s work schedule, but not why I...changed addresses.  What do you think is gonna happen, anyway?  I can’t do the thing!”

“I’ll take care of it.  I need you to send a message back to myself.”

“Uh, yourself is retired.”

“Yeah, like that’s going to last.”

Klaus groaned.  “I just wanna see Daaaaave.”

Five wrinkled his nose.  “Which Dave?”

“My Dave!  Mine!  The one I fell in love with in Vietnam.  The one who fell in love with me!”

Five was silent for a moment as they walked.  Klaus considered just fucking off and going about death the way he wanted, but Five spoke again.  “I don’t think he’s here.”

“What?”  Klaus scowled at him.  “You don’t even know who he is!  And he died in Vietnam!  I held him!”

“But you changed the timeline.”

“If the version of my mom who gave birth to me exists here—which I know she does, we talked and ate menudo and got really deep, actually, but I digress—what was I saying?”

“You were saying you met an alternate timeline version of your mother here even though she died childless in the timeline you were in,” Five summarized hastily.  “But it’s more than that.”

They were coming to the top of a gentle slope.  It was nice to not be out of breath.  His smoker’s lungs had been rather delicate back on earth.

“So what is it?” Klaus asked.

“If he fell in love with you, he’d probably have come and found him by now.”

“Who?”

“Him.”  They were now at the top of the slope.  Five pointed a short ways down the other side.

It was surreal to see a face so familiar.  The new addition to their conversation was lying in the grass, gazing up at the sky.  He was wearing that old patchwork coat and the smudged eyeliner Klaus had loved so much until he got sober.  After that, the homeless goth look had just been depressing.  All those dark colors.

The other Klaus sat up and blinked at him.  “Huh,” he said.  “I never thought I’d go through a boho phase, but it works.  Love the hair.”

#tua fic #preview #klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #suicide mention

[theromanceofaffliction]

DAAAAAVE

[spurgie-cousin]

I know you’ve gotten a ton of comments about Bethany’s meal train post but I also just wanted to chime in and say the cost difference between making a homemade meal (probably a casserole or something) and doordash is INSANE. Like, you could make someone a delicious homemade meal that will feed their whole family for $10 or so, depending on what ingredients you have on hand. Doordash costs at least twice that for a SINGLE portion of food. I’m not surprised she wouldn’t think about that 😒

Totally fair point, with a decent tip, taxes, and fees included, DoorDash or UberEats for 3 or even 2 people is *soooooooo* more expensive than a lot of meals you could make at home.

For example, getting lunch for just me from Panera (drink, half sandwich, salad or soup) via DoorDash runs about ~$20 (and in my experience that's about as cheap as it gets on DD unless you're literally just getting a drink or you don't tip well). So for just Bethy and DaaAaav that's conservatively like, $40 a pop. Add Davey in (again conservatively) for maybe $7 more and that's ~$50 a meal. And then just for comparison's sake my FIL came over this weekend and we made beef fajitas, beans, rice, tortillas etc for under $30 for 3 people and we're STILL trying to finish it lol (we made it on Saturday and it's Tuesday rn 🙃).

I totally agree that the average person who budgets and cares about money would probably take this into account tbh, and it probably wouldn't cross the mind of someone who hasn't had to worry about money as much.

[dave-the-tech-guy]

daaaaave..? -cassidy

HMMMMMMMMM ? AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE ?

[gayvillains]

why is the hal DAAAAAVE 😭😭😭😭😭 meme so fucking funny to me

#it's a great meme but that version of it is just top tier

[ask-salty]

Bruh y0u bel🅾️ng in a nintend0 swℹ️✝️ch not a ☦️r🅰️sh c🅰️n

Was that his version of a compliment, Or even flirting? Either way, It wasn't really the time.

Bu✝️ 🆗️ ℹ️'ll m🅰️ke sure ✝️🅾️ tex✝️

-R🅰️d1c@l 🅰️n0n

“Nintendo Switch? Damn, I WISH, lmao. Anyways, I should probably go and hide now-“

Dave hid inside of the trash can.

…but not soon after, someone started to walk near.

“Where could that goddamn rascal even be!? DAVE!? DAAAAAVE!!”

He noticed Rad hiding under the bench, and tried to forcefully grab and pull him out.

#whispers from the dark// answered ask #knife slinging apprentice// dave #temporary Bambi tag #I SWEAR ILL COME UP WITH ONE FOR HIM-

[kawaiijohn]

Finally watching Gayle and J F C

Gayle is certainly a character and I love her.

"My husband DAAAAAVE doesn't have a rotator cuff."

#dantes vibe corner

[theforgottendaydreamer]

rewatching s2 before i finally start s3 and ;-; DAAAAAVE!!!!!

#the umbrella academy #tua