#dabiceit au

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Aizawa, after capturing Janus: *kicks open the doors of the police station* We got ourselves another fucking NOMU

#Janus‚ who got lost from Dabi: A fucking what? #aizawa shouta #bnha #dabiceit au #(3rd year) Midoriya‚ appearing out of no where and vibrating fast enough to breack the sound barrier: *clutching a notebook* Is it safe to #assume that this one can talk due to the fact you captured them instead of disposing of their mesh of bodies?? Along with the fact that they #do not seem to look like most other nomu???? #Aizawa: I'm not the one to ask if you can interveiw them‚ problem child. #*interrogate #tw police mention

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Me @ the one person who randomly commented on one of my Dabiceit au posts who has never interacted any of them before: You have no fucking clue what you're talking about, but I love you with all my heart.

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PLEASE imagine Midoriya interrogating Janus and asking about his multiple "quirks" excitedly. And Janus lied on impulse a few times and couldn't correct himself bc Midoriya was already latched onto the new information and asking about it. Along with there not being a right time and not wanting to let down the kid.

#Even stuff not related to Janus' 'quirks' kevwusvshegdhv #Midoriya: What's your name? #Janus‚ instantly: Patton Sanders- #Midoriya: Okay! :D #Janus‚ internally: fUCK #midoriya izuku #janus sanders #bnha #sanders sides #dabiceit au #Midoriya: So how do your extra apendages have clothing such as gloves and sleves while your clothing has little adjustments for them? #Janus: That's the skin

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Hi do you have any more dabiceit headcanons, possibly ones that don't involve making me cry for toga?

SKRBSJFNSDHDVF ANON I AM SO SORRY

And yes I do!!! :D I also have ones of Dabi accidentally making Janus cry, but I'll save those for another time

Okay so you know how snakes have really strong grip (Is that the right word??) and hc that Janus is not an early riser. If he had it his way he wouldn't even be out of bed till 1pm every day at the earliest. This causes a lot of mornings of Dabi tryibg to get up only to be hugged tightly to the point the only way he could get out would have to involve Janus. He almost always accepts his fate and falls back asleep once it gets to that point.

Janus has a tendency to forget that Dabi (or really all of the league) can't just do things all the sides can do. Janus has on many occasions gotten annoyed at Dabi for not getting him something while Janus is aleady using all of his own arms. "Just get it for me." "I can't reach it." "Just do the stretchy arm!" "My arms can't do that, asshole." "Oh..."

Janus has a defense mechanism to bite (not hard and barely enough to draw blood) the closest threatening thing when he feels cornered. He finds it embarrassing so he never mentions it, but it was quite helpful when the two of them got cornered by a random hero after a stealing shopping trip turned bad. The hero looked startled at the person they thought was no big deal and was clearly a little panicked just fucking lunging at them and biting them.

Dabi has still not stopped teasing him for it.

BOTH OF THEM TAKING CARE OF EACH OTHER'S INJURYS!! Dabi burning himself and Janus picking at his scales and plucking them wether intentionally or just idly doing it. Neither of them like seeing the other in pain, but they're both pretty good with helping injuries.

Them!!! Listening to!!!!! each other's rants!!!!!!!! Just imagine Dabi going of onto a rant about how shit hero society is and Janus listening and when Dabi mostly finishes Janus goes on a long rant about morals that still ties into Dabi's argument in a way and then they just do that back and forth all day. Happy listening to one another.

May I once again circle back to the Janus forcing Dabi to stay and cuddle with him and offer: Shigaraki getting pissy if Dabi misses an important meeting bc of it or anyone trying to enter the room to get the two of them up and Dabi sending a small blast of flame in the direction of the door because FUCK Janus looks so precious when he sleeps and refuses to let that be ruined.

Dabi liking spicy food and while Janus doesn't care much for really spicy things, he does know a few good recipes bc it was one of the few ways he got Remus to eat edible healthy meals.

Dabi finding Janus after he knows Janus had a particularly rough day and just reminding Janus that he's here for him. Dabi isn't very good with words or comfort, but he is trying.

#janus x dabi #dabiceit au #dabi mha #janus sanders #bnha #sanders sides #tw injury #injury tw #tw self harm mention #anon #asks #tw biting #biting tw

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Janus x dabi????

YES

#janus x dabi #janus sanders #dabi mha #sanders sides #bnha #anon #asks #dabiceit au

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The league 100% has a communal notebook each of them put things Janus randomly mentions about Remus.

#Like Janus never really explains Remus so all they only get tidbits #The notebook is basically their version if Logan's stupid things said notebook but just Remus #and that's purely bc Janus hardly talks about moments Remus WASN'T acting stupid #dabiceit au

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I JUST HAD LIKE A DABICEIT THOUGHT SICBWJCNDNC YOU KNOW LIKE THE THING WERE PEOPLE PUT THEIR HAND UP AND LIKE THEIR PARTNER RESTS THEIR FACE IN THEIR HAND????

Janus trying to summon something (and forgetting he can't) and Dabi doesn't realize what he's trying to do and thinks he's trying to do the hand thing so he plops his head in Janus' hand.

#Janus promptly gets VERY flustered #janus x dabi #dabiceit au #janus sanders #dabi mha #sanders sides #bnha

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Todoroki @ Janus: Are you All for One's secret love child?

#todoroki shouto #janus sanders #bnha #sanders sides #dabiceit au

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Shigaraki: *starts scratching his neck*

Janus: *whips out one of those little spray bottles you use for cats*

#dabiceit au #shigaraki tomura #janus sanders #bnha #sanders sides #tw scratching mention

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*wakes up in a cold sweat* JANUS HELPING DABI DYE HIS HAIR

#janus x dabi #dabiceit au #janus sanders #dabi mha #sanders sides #bnha #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #(just in caae)

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shigadabiceit!! I love this! is this janus who lived in the sanders sides universe and travels to the mha universe? or are the sides human and exist in the mha world?

It's just Janus popping into the mha universe!! Underneath the fluff there's a lot of angst about Janus sometimes having a hard time beliving what's going on is real (or the opposite: panicking over wether where he came from was real), and not knowing how to get back to where he was.

He's not human, and still has all of the abilities he has as a side such as shapeshifting, the six arms, stretchy arm, etc. (Though I have a few things extra on the shapeshifting thing that I'd love to rant about)

It's basically an au that Dabi finds Janus shortly after he pops into the mha universe, Dabi makes sure he's alive and waits by him until he wakes up incase he's another villain. From there it's kinda just Janus joining the league.

#It was originally only Dabiceit but shigadabiceit is 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 #Also this au was made entirely bc of the thought of Janus being cold blooded so he should cuddle Dabi #This au is mostly just cuddling tbh #dabiceit au #bnha #sanders sides #anon #asks

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DABI ORIGINALLY THOUGHT JANUS WAS A DRAGON AND ONCE ASKED JANUS IF GE COULD BREATHE FIRE, TOO

#janus x dabi #dabiceit au #dabi mha #janus sanders #bnha #sanders sides

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J- Janus getting hero merch without knowing who the fuck the heroes are just because it pisses off Shigaraki.

#👉👈 #He got a All Might plushie once #It was dicinigrated within the same day #Like‚‚‚ imagine Janus wearing a Present Mic onesie‚ a Thirteen choker‚ and a Ruyuku plushie sitting in his hat #dabiceit au #janus sanders #shigaraki tomura #sanders sides #bnha

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Dabi, after getting separated for whatever reason: Wait, how did you find me??

Janus, looking at his gloves and trying to act like he isn't really paying attention: It totally wasn't because you smell worse than Remus on his bad days.

Dabi: I'm gonna assume that's an insult...?

Janus, going to kiss him: Yup.

Janus: Now take a shower you oversized flamethrower-

#This was funnier in my head #sdhccfjncv #janus x dabi #dabiceit au #dabi mha #janus sanders #bnha #sanders sides

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Dabi & Janus: I love you, we could rule the world together and live like royalty. I never want to leave your side. Quiet nights alone together.

Janus & Shigaraki: Get tf off me. No.

#I'm 90% sure this is incomprehesible but it's 2:30am gimme a break #;-; #janus x dabi #shigadabiceit #dabiceit au #dabi mha #janus sanders #shigaraki tomura #sanders sides #bnha

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Okay, but like, IMAGINE Janus running his (gloved) hand through Dabi's hair on a day Dabi used cheap ass fucking spray on dye that's only ment to last like a day (bc his roots were showing and he didn't feel like actually dying it well) and the glove just comes back completely fucking covered in the black hair dye and there's just like a solid ten seconds of Janus looking offended at his gloved hand while his brain if trying to process what tf just happened. While Dabi is just loosing his shit in the background at Janus' face.

#Like this is going off of the thought Dabi uses decent dye a fair bit but shhhhhh it's my crackship au I get to make the rules >:'D #janus x dabi #dabiceit au #janus sanders #dabi mha #sanders sides #bnha #Dabi eventually apologizes for laughing and they end up cuddling to make up for it #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers