#dad joke

[pears-palette]

My dad has a little gag he loves doing that involves me being trans (it’s fun- don’t worry).

So, my dead name is also the name of a food item (spelled different but sounds the same). We sometimes eat that food item- it’s a nice treat. His little joke is that he will only call that food “Dead Names”- which leads to hilarious instances of hearing my 70 year old father call out “Hey, I’m going to go grab some Dead Names while we’re here!” while he’s half way down the isle in the grocery store, or him coming home and saying “hey, I picked up a box of Dead Names while I was out! :)”

It just makes me so overwhelmingly happy that my old name is not something wrapped in grief. It doesn’t represent a loss. It is something we can smile about and remember even if it doesn’t fit me anymore.

#i love my dad #dad joke #transgender #trans masc #trans man #transisbeautiful #transmasc #trans pride #trans acceptance #trans humor #trans #lgbt #lgbt pride #lgbtq #lgbtqia #trans community #queer

[kathaynesart]

Draxum's rude af kids are making their way through the @tmntaucompetition

Friendly warning: don't mess with Dad.

#he normally only hits kids when training #but he will punt a bitch #dad joke #he's the only one who finds it funny #ok that's a lie #i find it funny #tmnt au competition #red rover au #replica #rottmnt replica #rottmnt #kathaynesart #save rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #unpause rise of the tmnt #punk-ass kids pushing their weight around

[retrogamingblog2]

#pokemon #anime #nintendo #90s #gaming #video games #funn #lol #humor #memes #pun #dad joke #jesse and james #team rocket #gameboy #n64 #90's #nineties #kanto #gen i #retro #pokeani #anipoke #animation #nostalgia #nostalgic #pokemon red #pokemon blue #pokemon yellow #gen 1

[kittyp333]

❧ average cranberries fans crying on a friday night

#funny #meme #daily memes #funny memes #humor #dank meme #dad joke #alternative music #the cranberries #the cranberries meme #linger #the cranberries linger #indie music #indie film #text post #meme blog #alternative #alt #alternative music rec #alt music rec #indie music rec #y2k #y2k aesthetic #y2k meme #coquette #girl blog #girl meme #funny girl meme #girl blogging #girl blogger

[chelledoggo]

my sleep deprived ass at 2am thinking this is funny 💀💀💀

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc caine #pun #dad joke #meme #shitpost #shut up chelle

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You shouldn't talk smack about people who have passed away.

And if you are a history teacher, you shouldn't go to work with a cold.

And if you are a doctor and you die, you should never haunt anyone and tell them information about your patients.

In other words,

Don't speak ill of the dead, don't speak of the dead ill, and don't speak of the ill dead.

#enter tags here #dad joke

[funbearer]

#farmers #dad joke #joke #jokes #funny #humor #lol #rofl #lmao #hilarious

[jokingluna]

Apologies for the late joke.

#Maud Pie #princess celestia #dad #dad joke #joke

[aunti-christ-ine]

#star trek #mr data #brent spiner #android #seven of nine #jeri ryan #wordplay #dad joke

[sauronnaise]

Huan: I can speak only three times, so listen to me carefully.

Lúthien: Okay.

Huan: What do a tree and I have in common?

Lúthien: You're both tall?

Huan: We bark.

#tolkien #shitpost #incorrect tolkien quotes #silmarillion #lúthien #huan #incorrect silmarillion quotes #crack #dad joke #bad pun #i made it myself #tree #bark #woof #oromë would be proud

[tybarious-ii]

source

#Star Trek memes #dad joke #Data #geordi la forge #Star Trek #Star Trek the Original Series #Star Trek TOS #Star Trek TMP #Star Trek the Next Generation #Star Trek TNG #Star Trek Deep Space Nine #Star Trek Deep Space 9 #Star Trek DS9 #DS9 #Star Trek Voyager #VOY #Star Trek Enterprise #Enterprise #Star Trek Discovery #Discovery #Star Trek Picard #Picard #Star Trek Lower Decks #Lower Decks #Star Trek Prodigy #Prodigy #Star Trek Strange New Worlds #Strange New Worlds #my post

[retrogamingblog2]

#pokemon #anime #team rocket #nintendo #cartoons #90s #nineties #retro #video games #jesse and james #gameboy #kanto #funny #lol #humor #meme #pun #dad joke #wholesome #aesthetic #90's #nostalgia #nostalgic #pokeani #anipoke #pokemon anime #childhood #retrogaming #pokemon red #pokemon blue

[cat-cosplay]

His seam work is im-meow-culate.

#cats #kitty #cosplay #cat #cat costume #cats of tumblr #aww #sewing #seam work #pun #joke #dad joke

[buttfacemcgee]

A man walks into a bar.

Ow.

#bar joke #dad joke #honestly one of my fav jokes of all time

[lonelylyricists]

#soup #soups #soupervisor #supervisor #dad jokes #dad joke #dank meme #meme #dank memes #fresh memes #memes

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

In Charlotte's Web, the farmers wife bathes Wilbur in buttermilk because it's "good for his skin." Pffff I dunno... sounds like hogwash to me.

#enter tags here #dad jokes #dad joke