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incorrect-losers · 2 years
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You know what I will never get tired of? Single father Richie AU’s, the idea of this disaster of a man showing up 27 years later having like, a teenage daughter at home is my favorite thing
Like all the losers being like so what’ve you been up to? And he’s just like ‘Oh ya know constant harassment from my kid on how bad my comedy is and how hard schoolwork is nowadays.’
And the losers are all like, ‘YOU HAVE A KID???’
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yes-17-15 · 14 days
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Yooo happy autism awareness month to me, my dad, Mike Wheeler, Will Byers, Jonathan Byers, Eddie Munson, Jane Hopper, Dustin Henderson, Joyce Byers, Murray Bauman, Jim Hopper, Robin Buckley, Eddie Kaspbrak, Richie Tozier, Evelyn Katz, Ziggy Katz, Fraser Wilson, Stanley Barber, Viktor Hargreeves, Five Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Luther Hargreeves, and every other autistic person!!!
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Mike: I'm straight
Richie: I'M STRAIGHT UP UR MOM
Boris: You're gay, Mikhail
Mike: It's Michael, but only Will could call me that
Richie: GAY
Mike: No, like in a bestfriends way
Richie: Best friends, but like how history interprets it?
Mike: ??
Richie: YOU ARE GAY AND YOUR DAD IS GAY FOR ME
Boris: I am gay for Potter
Meanwhile:
Theo: I learned Russian for Boris
Eddie: I learned Stupid for Richie
Will: I learned I'm gay because of Mike
Theo: I'M STRAIGHT
Eddie: Okay??
Will: I'm gay
Eddie: We know
Will: I'm sad
Eddie: We know
Theo: I'm sad, but in a manly straight way
Eddie and Will:
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sm0kingcrack · 1 year
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im also an "eddie joins track in high school" truther, and the one time he wins a meet people dont bully him for a solid week, but his picture in the yearbook they keep in the library definitely gets vandalized regardless
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antisociallilbrat · 1 year
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Don’t mind me I’m just crying thinking about how Mike’s grandparents, Ben’s mom, Richie’s parents, and even the Uris’s would constantly invite Bill over for dinner or let him stay for it bc they knew by one look at him that he wasn’t getting fed at home. That no one there was seeing that Bill ate a good meal.
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reddieswift · 1 year
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i was just??? walking in the city?? and i saw???? an R + E in a heart written on the wall in chalk??????!?????!???????? i was with my dad & we were rushing so i didn't stop and take a picture which i'm kinda mad at myself for now but WHY ARE THEY FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
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kyutepups · 6 months
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Richie Tozier core
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Richie’s the “takes a billion pictures and videos of the kids with his phone and sends them to his friends and family constantly” dad, and Eddie’s the “gets professional photographs taken of the kids all dressed up in unintentionally ridiculous sets at the department store” dad
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cringespace · 11 months
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greenpidge101 · 1 year
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The Loser’s Club as Jim Croce Songs
Mike: Operator (That’s Not the Way It Feels)
Eddie: New York’s Not My Home
Richie: Time in a Bottle
Ben: I’ll Have To Say I Love You In A Song
Bill: I Got A Name
Beverly: The Hard Way Every Time
Stanley: Until It’s Time For Me To Go
Patty: Photographs & Memories
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incorrect-losers · 3 months
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Richie: Mom, Dad, I really like Eddie
Maggie: Why not, Richie, Eddie is a very nice boy
Richie: No mom, I mean, I really like Eddie
Went: We heard you the first time, sweetie. You have a homosexual attraction to Eddie
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asexual-juliet · 2 years
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it fics where maggie & wentworth are abusive to richie just know that you’re causing me both emotional and psychic damage what the fuck are you doing!!!
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stacys-son69 · 1 year
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Richie singing "Eddie's mom"
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lemonleafloser · 1 year
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Ok so I keep getting adult Reddie feels every time I listen to Birdhouse in Your Soul by They Might Be Giants.
Like I keep thinking that Richie rediscovers this song later on when him and Eddie have gotten together after Chapter Two and it annoys Eddie because “The song doesn’t make any sense, Richie” and is met with the reply “but that’s what makes it even better, Spagheds!”
Eventually after a month or so, Richie gets back home and hears that familiar jam of a song and finds Eddie singing along to it under his breath while cleaning or cooking or something and when he finally meets Richies eyes “ok, I’m starting to see the appeal” with Richie staring back at him with a wide grin before wrapping his arms around Eds waist from behind and singing “Not to put too fine a point on it, Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet…” to which Eddie tells him to fuck off but turns around to face him singing back “Make a little birdhouse in your soul”
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antisociallilbrat · 10 months
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Happy Fathers Day to Mike Hanlon.
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fandomsilhouette08 · 2 years
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