#daddy deer

[dungeons-and-dictions]

My new headcanon is that Karens become Susans in Hell.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #memes #alastor #hazbin alastor #floofy ears #best deer ears #deer troll daddy #is it hair or is it ears? #both #i made this for you #Susan #hazbin susan #cannibal town #hazbin rosie #Alastor’s bane

[bigcatbulges]

Source - rayoriens

(Artist's FurAffinity Itaku Facebook and Instagram)

#gay furry #gay furry pecs #gay furry bulge #gay furry pits #gay furry deer #artists twitter above #i know this isnt the daddy deer the anon wanted but its a deer i would call daddy while he plows me #promise more deer coming tho deer requester :3

[your-friendly-sociopath]

Alastor's Child

I'm back with another platonic yandere Alastor cus I'm still obsessed 👍

Also tw: blood, slight gore (nothing in detail though), possessive behavior, yandere ish

You weren't Alastor's biological child, but that didn't change how much he loved you like his own

He raised you since you were a smol bean (around 4 or 5 ig)

Never once did he tell you about his murderous tendencies though, he'd seen you faint at the sight of your own blood, he knew you wouldn't be able to handle it

So he never told you

Now despite being raised by a psychopath, your childhood was pretty normal

You had one friend all throughout grade school, a young redhead by the name of Anne (southern Ik, don't bother me abt it)

You two were practically inseparable, y'all did everything together

Now when you reached high school, problems started to arise

A dickhead guy in your class was always fucking with you, bullying y'all two

And when alastor found out he was NOT happy

One day the kid just disappeared

You were concerned of course, not for his well-being

But more of the fact that someone had kidnapped a child

The dude was missing for a few weeks, and eventually the buzz over his disappearence died down to a mournful silence

One day you were home alone, with the music from the radio blasted while you were dancing around

Then suddenly your foot fell through a rotted floor board by the hall closet

Curious, you lifted the plank, and saw the beginnings of a trap door underneath

So you get a tool of some kind and remove the rest of the planks, until the door is exposed completely

(you didn't pay any mind to how surprisingly easy it was to remove them, or how they were already pretty loose)

You opened the door and climbed down the latter

You found a dirty hall way, with two doors opposite of each other on each wall

One was covered in blood, with the door frame chipped away... Like many hand had held on at one point for dear life

Feeling lightheaded, you elected not to go through that door first, only now realizing how suspicious this all was

You went to the door opposite of the bloody, damaged one

Inside you found a small yet comfortable bed with red comforters and pillows, with a few stuffed toys of your favorite animal

Across the room from the bed was a wardrobe and small window by the ceiling that only a rat could fit through

Though the little light provided by the window you could tell that the sun was setting

Your father would be home soon

Suddenly you felt a sudden, deep desire to get the hell outta there

As you quickly went back to the hall, you felt like you were being watched

You turned to go back up through the trap door, but stopped

You turned slowly to the bloody door, curiosity overtaking you as you walked forward slowly towards it

You opened the door to find a torture chamber, full of hanging human organs strewn across random hooks and what not dangling from the ceiling

Along the walls were shelves full of sharp, dangerous tools that you didn't even want to imagine were used for

In the back of the room you could just make out a small, cramped cell

And to your horror, something inside of it moaned in both pain and terror

You raised a hand to your mouth as you realized that inside, was your bully

All to quickly you connected the dots, and realized that YOUR father, Alastor, was the dreaded killer of New Orleans

You bit back a scream as you stumbled backwards into a broad, lean chest

You turned slowly, and saw the grinning face of your father staring back at you

Quickly, his hand flew up and gripped your shoulders tight, pulling you to him

You struggled for a moment before feeling a rag to your mouth a nose

Your eyes widened in panic as you breathed in the chemical smell, and slumped in your father's arms

As you vision went dark, the last thing you saw was your father, smiling softly down at you

-------

When you woke, you were in the room you recognized as the one across from the torture chamber

What you hadn't noticed before, was a cushioned arm chair in the corner, opposite of the window

A figured was sitting in the chair, hidden by the shadows

However, a glint from the moonlight cascading into the room provided you with just a enough light to make out who it was

Sitting in the chair across from you, was your murderous father, Alastor

With a Cheshire grin implanted in his face

"I truly wish you didn't have to see all that, my dear, but I'm afraid that you can't leave me now. You're my fawn.."

Ok I finished

Also the friend I mentioned will have a part to play in a later fic, I didn't make her for nothing

#yandere alastor x reader #yandere alastor #yandere hazbin hotel #platonic yandere alastor x reader #yandere radio demon #platonic yandere alastor #platonic alastor #deer daddy

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

head cannon that karl is part lycan so he likes eating raw meat and also another head cannon that ethan stopped eating meat after the events of re7 so ethan is living with some feral man who brings dead animals to his doorstep to try and woo him

(it does not work)

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #ethan is like 'wow i just made a lovely vegetarian soup i cant wait for karl to try it' #and karl just slaps a bleeding chunk of deer onto the table and starts going to town #imagine if he ate like wolves #'daddy where mr heisenberg' #'every friday he goes into the woods to eat a deer remember rosie' #just eats 20 pounds of meat in one day and then doesnt have to eat for a week #ethan will still make meat dishes for rose #he will just make karl handle it until its on the pan and half way cooked #ethan sees raw meat and instantly dies

[zerana]

Just noticed, on top of everything else, after he shakes Lucifer’s staff, he wipes his hand off!!

The top tier bitchiness is so real! 😂

#hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #radio demon #Hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #deer can’t stand to have luci-daddy cooties on him

[lilfriezatyrant]

when he does the biting lip thing

part 2

#Alastor #Alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel #in almost every scene when he talks he does that and I love that detail jaöfdlkjda #with Rosie it was very often jalkfj coincidence? I THINK NOT #screenshot #screenshots #ignore me deer daddy I am just drooling and could not resist to keep those treasures for myself 😩 #I found more of it so get prepared of part 2

[wolfdeutschland]

👨🏻‍🌾

www.instagram.com/wolfdeutschland

#wolfdeutschland #hairy #hairychest #gay #farm #bear #bluecollar #tradie #bearded #daddy #farmhand #farmlife #bauer #john deere

[deaddeerdonoteat]

Illustration for chapter one of my fic The Devil Outside Your Door. Fair warning, it exists to be porn first and ~*feelings*~ second.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel vox #radiostatic #ao3 #fanfic #illustration #I’m on a roll today #one-day art #step on me deer daddy

[general-dweebous]

I need someone to reassure me (preferably in fic-form) that Halsin would still be infatuated with me even though bugs freak me out and I’m barely a fan of camping. His whole world is nature and I’m over here like screaming over a spider and needing a cozy blanket or something

#not me worrying over if a fictional man would like me #but if anyone wants to comfort me #maybe with a cute halsin fic #maybe some fluffy headcannons #I just want him to be obsessed with me but I was a deer in the headlights over a bug I saw in my room the other day #ugh #I love him so much #halsin #halsin fluff #i love halsin #daddy halsin #halsin bg3

[cocadope]

uh oh !!

that’s fukkin right kids , after the many a years of hiatus , i have made an incredibly untimely return . expect more posts and interactions on here soon , i’m sure we’ve got a ton to catch up on ! 

#queer #art #morning #routine #illustration #gay #deer #reindeer #caribou #furry #daddy #coffee #home #interior #style #fashion #decor #im back #indie #fur

[the-owl-tree]

it still kind of shocks me that they wrote a scene where hollypaw is like "hey is it normal for ashfur to be beating up lionpaw" and brambleclaw's response was like "yeah he's just making sure lionpaw is ready to be a strong warrior" and we're genuinely supposed to read that and not think that maybe brambleclaw isn't a very good father and that's a horrifying to say when you've been told your kid's teacher has been beating on them

#warrior cats #deer rambles #bramblestar as both an abuser and complicit in his own child's abuse. who woulda thunk #all im saying is if /i/ were a bramble fan i would be pissed that they didnt choose to portray this- #-as bramble having a skewed idea of “training” due to his dictator daddy #we have multiple male characters in this series who will be absent or complicit in their child's abuse #but if you point that out well-

[dungeons-and-dictions]

Alastor despises Susan, and dislikes Vaggie.

So, he dresses Vaggie like Susan (but fancy) as a very discreet insult during his reprise sequence in the pilot. I just noticed this.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel memes #analysis #deer troll daddy #hazbin hotel susan #susan #hazbin vaggie #vaggie #nice digs #hazbin hotel pilot #Alastor’s neon color palettes are fun #ugh susan #vaggie is great

[grantwilsonenjoyer]

something so funny about matt saying "its just like shooting a deer!" about grant killing the chimera. and freddies "yeah but no one has had to TELEFRAG a DEER"

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #grant wilson #also #gestures to all the hero oak swallows garcia art about her having to kill deer specifically #matthew you did not reach your target audience with that one LMAO 😭 #i get what hes saying & how he wouldnt necessarily think abt the impact of it in the moment when he suggested it #HOWEVER i also disagree bc i feel like after Listening Back to that arc it is quite clear how that would be traumatic idk #i agree w freddie. like shooting something is one thing but ?! #idk . IDK i am just rambling #i am giving matt some grace though bc I understand his frustration w/ people using the chimera thing to make darryl seem like a horrible da #darryl wilson my beloved u are such a good father #idk i think people ignoring how much darryl changes in his efforts to talk to grant r ignoring a major part of grants character #which is that no matter how much someone loves/supports you it isnt going to suddenly get rid of ur trauma #ahem. Anyways. darryl is a wonderful dad and grant loves him very much 🩷 #I should write something about them hmm

[your-friendly-sociopath]

I had an idea for a platonic alastor x reader fic (parent child relationship). Hc format.

His Fawn

During your life you lived with Alastor

He had found you abandoned as a child in an alley

For story purposes you were an escaped mafia child

Bc he has morals he took you in instead of letting you die

From then on he raised you as his own

Totally became a platonic yandere cus we don't see enough of that from him

A total overprotective parent, but in a sweet way

Never tells you of his murderous secret

Knows you'll run away if he tells you

As you grow up the only people he lets you meet are Husk and Mimzy (idk if Niffty and Rosie are from his time period)

If you do fall in love and he finds out be prepared to find them dead on the news

Rarely ever lets you leave the house

Eventually someone finds out that Alastor is a murderer and kidnaps you as a form of revenge

When alastor finds out he is furious and goes in a murderous rage

We he finds you you've been killed by the kidnappers

He's super desperate so he uses voodoo magic or something to bind your soul to his

Boom your in hell

Anyways Alastor finds your kidnappers and kills them yay

Back to you

You end up on hell, a tiny Fawn demon with cute ears, tail, everything

Tiny shadows from Alastor keep you safe before Alastor arrives

By now you've found out his dark secret and try to stay away from him when he arrives

Mostly out of fear

When he does arrives he hunts you down and keeps you trapped in his cabin/house/mansion (idk) in the middle of nowhere

Now that you know who he truly is you're super scared of him

Eventually you do escape and find charlie and vaggie (before they got angle dust) and join them at the happy hotel

Alastor does find out where you are but can't get to you bc charlie

He spends a while trying to find a good excuse to get you

You spend a few months with them and have become a recluse to society

When Angle comes you two become besties

Angle helps you out of your shell

Cue to present day

When alastor visits the hotel you are out in a shopping trip for more food and shit

When you arrive you see Husk passed out drunk, you panic knowing your demented deer dad is there

Then out of nowhere ☁️poof☁️

Alastor shows up right behind you and hugs you close to his chest in relief

Can't kidnap you again bc charlie is protecting you

So Alastor stays to watch over you for as long as it takes

And if you leave the hotel then he gonna kidnap you again

So your trapped

Yay

"I have you back, don't worry my dear, I'll make sure nothing can ever harm you again."

#platonic alastor x reader #platonic yandere alastor #platonic yandere alastor x reader #yandere alastor x reader #yandere alastor #platonic alastor #we dont see enough of platonic deer daddy #must fix that #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Girl help they're criticizing Alastor's official voice actor for making slightly fan servicy joke posts now, I can't ... 🙄

And I screenshot OP tags because it's giving that one Swiftie going Qanon levels of unhinged in the tags of that one joke post about Taylor Swift and Ron Desantis... You've probably seen it. You know the one.

Well OPs tags are giving off the same energy as that. So OP, if you're reading this... Stop that. And do not block evade me I'm done.

#Hazbin Hotel #hazbin hypocritical #Alastor #alsstor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon #chalastor #hazbin hotel cast #hazbin hypocritical: season one #undescribed #Yeah I'm telling OP not to block evade me because one of the last ones did and it's like I crop out usernames when I clown on people for a #reason... Like what more do you want you're annoying? #Yeah you can see a little bit of OPs icon at this point but after what just happened I don't care and neither should the rest of you #It's like ... Fix yourselves L O L! <3 #Again Alastor is always has been and always will be Deer Daddy what more do you want?! <3

[gloriousgoateedragon]

#john deere cap #hairy pecs #full beard #hairy forearms #muscle daddy #big muscle bear #woof daddy #furry daddy