#daddy gandalf

[correctdndadsquotes]

Anthony: I think Gandalf did nothing but hold his turn in those fucking movies.

#dndads #correct dndads quotes #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #anthony burch #shit anthony burch says #s2 ep31 #gandalf

[nick-close]

Me and my boyfriend talked about transfem Willy for like an hour but neither of us can picture that other than just Willy with tits and basically this is how I learned my boyfriend has never seen Gandalf big naturals.

#he’s gonan draw it when he’s done finals I’ll let u know how that goes #I don’t know how to elaborate on this #dndads #dungeons and daddies #gandalf big naturals #Willy stampler

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes #515 Father & Son

Solo: I'll say this happen last family gamenight*Looks at a meeting with his 70 underpact demons-asmo and barbatos* Me and The LilD's were having a lightsaber duel after watching star wars,Luke comes up to me and says

Luke"Hey daddy I wanna have a lightsaber fight with you too,But Im darth vader!"

Solo: An i said "Alright,...Little weird you wanna be on the darkside at this age but...choosing evil at 10 is...A LITTLE concerning to a parent" like whatever you want i said

Solo:My Little boy is holding this red light saber TWICE the size of his body and he is psyched to be doing what his brothers are doing with their dad,And were just going back and fourth...when he cuts my leg off and I'm hoping in one leg....THEN he cuts my arm that's holding the lightsaber I drop the lightsaber...

Solo:...now he's getting cocky-THEN HE CUTS MY OTHER LEG OFF AND I FALL BACK ON THE COUCH SINCE I DONT HAVE A CHOICE GIVEN I DONT HAVE ANY OTHER LEGS...and I said "Sweetie you won...You just beat daddy!"

Solo:And in the most adorable voice you demons can image he says...

Luke"Not yet~"

Solo: AND PUT THE SHIT ON MY THROAT!He said-

Luke "You gotta take the throat that's the most important part!"

Solo: I was like...alright the games over i gotta talk my wifes & spouse(Barbatos,Simeon & you)

#obey me #obey me! #obey me! mc #obey me mc #obey me x mc #obey me x gn!mc #obey me x reader #obey me x gn!reader #obey me solomon #obey me luke #platonic solomon x luke #solomon x reader #solomon x simeon #solomon x barbatos #barbatos x reader #simeon x reader #obey me dads #scared gandalf #obey me LilDs #daddy solomon #obey me incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[isadora-greenhall]

Relistening to s1e36... have I just missed every fucking time I've listened to this episode that Yeet Bigly is a fucking cyborg lmfao

#*gandalf voice* I have no memory of this place #I have listened to s1 at least ten times THIS YEAR and I do not recall this moment AT ALL #dungeons and daddies is truly the gift that keeps on giving because I experience something new every time lol #amazing #my posts #dungeons and daddies

[justpostsyeet]

Why you all are sleeping on Celebrimbor!?

Even when TROP has dilf-ied him 🤨!?

#movie verse #elrond #our second dilf daddy #and also boromir #or aragorn #silmarillion #is full of dilfs #if thats what you want but #no #you just want to sleep on these characters #*makes annoying pouty faces* #celebrimbor #legolas #the hobbit #hobbit #lotr #the lord of the rings #elrond peredhel #lindir #gandalf #glorfindel #etc #n

[and-so-he-rambled]

Not my girl and I arguing over Tolkien character smash or pass because I chose to smash Galdalf.

Like, I’m sorry, I thought this was a judgement free zone.

#i have daddy issues #and issues #in general #gandalf #lotr #lord of the rings #tolkien #the hobbit #smash or pass #gandalf the gay

[the-fandoms-georgie]

One of my favorite things of the first The Hobbit movie is watching Gandalf's silhouette/body. His wizard hat and cape/robes just are cute to watch and to see the physics of his body. 🥺🥰

#the hobbit #big daddy gandalf #gandalf the grey #gandalf #the unexpected journey #the company #my gifs

[entishramblings]

Realizing that Denethor was supposed to be “attractive” was not on my 2024 bingo card.

“Denethor looked indeed much more like a great wizard than Gandalf did, more kingly, beautiful, and powerful; and older.” — Return of the King, Chapter 1

“Denethor was a proud man, tall, valiant, and more kingly than any man that had appeared in Gondor for many lives of men; and he was wise also, and far-sighted, and learned in lore.”— Lord of the Rings, Appendix A

You’re telling me, Denethor could have been:

artists (left to right, row by row): Catherine Karina Chmiel, Katarzyna Chmiel-Gugulska, Joshua Cairós, & Magali Villeneuve

Because seriously…daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry.

But instead we were gifted creepy tomato uncle vibes:

Bruhh…

Also the tomato was just unnecessary to have imprinted on my brain for all eternity

#lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #denethor #Denethor II #gondor #steward of Gondor #LOTR shitpost #LOTR shitposts #LOTR meme #LOTR memes #LOTR art #Denethor art #lord of the rings art #faramir #boromir

[talesfrommedinastation]

My Redneck Neighbor Doug Watches 'The Bad Batch Season 3' Trailer

Like all the other Star Wars geeks, Doug cut out of an important Zoom meeting with his work to watch the latest trailer of Daddy Warcrimes 'n Friends last week.

Cue ,y poor phone exploding as he commented on everything, and my director giving me weird looks--because the depity CEO was too busy watching it too and the actual CEO was busy playing video games on his phone. Yes, I work with adults with graduate degrees.

Here's what Doug texted me. Enjoy!

Need a refresher? Here's List 1 and List 2 of what Doug calls the cast of this show.

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Looks like they’re on a mountain pass. Wait ain’t that the truck they used on Kashyyyk? Is Chewbacca on it?

Aw, Church Lady’s back! Hope Sassy Park Ranger’s in the back seat getting the guns loaded and the Slim Jims ready! (I’m not correcting him. Let the man have his rarepair).

Little Orphan Blondie, Stepsister Beth and Daddy Warcrimes are all in the same ugly ass uniform. They all giving me Nurse Ratchet vibes. Didn’t Daddy Warcrimes have a lobotomy or something? 

THE SONS OF ROBOCOP ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!

The Emperor is mumbling again to Jimmy the Scientist but hey the Imperial guard and their cool ass red robes are around. I wonder how often they clean them? You ever read 'Shadows of the Empire'?

Rex seems smaller, is something up?

NUTSY GOT A FLAMETHROWER! GO NUTSY GO!!!

The Chick That’s In Everything AND Gun Safety Muppet are back?! Oh boy! What about Chewbacca? Chewbacca Junior?

Ryan-from-Accounting’s dead, yeah, we know. He’s coming back as Space Gandalf, we know, shut up, we ain’t stupid. 

OH SHIT DAYTONA’S GETTING INVADED. HIDE THE COCAINE AND THE SUSHI!!!!

Oh shit, Little Orphan Blondie’s behind the wheel! Is that the HMS Search Warrent she's on? I don't think so?

Is that a dog? AW HELL YEAH MUTANT JIMMERS* ON THE PROWL!

Julio’s worked up and he’s gonna do something!

HOLY SHIT, JOHN’S-EX-WIFE IS IN THIS??!?!?!?**

*= Jimmers is Doug's very handsome poodle mix from East Texas. He's 80 lbs of golden happiness even if he keeps murdering the raccoons in our alley. It's okay, they were living in sin, according to Doug.

**=New character unlocked! Asajj Ventress = John’s-Ex-Wife? Who is John? What did his ex-wife do?!?!

Tagging Doug's fans: @amalthiaph @merkitty49 @eyecandyeoz @autistic-artistech @eelfuneral @sued134 @techs-stitches @megmca @thecoffeelorian @skellymom @cdblake1565

Remind me if you need to be tagged in here for Doug-isms.

#tbb #cloneforce99 #the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 #the bad batch final season #tbb huter #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #tbb wrecker #thebadbatch #doug the redneck #doug talks star wars #doug why #star wars tv #star wars #star wars fans #star wars trailer #star wars disney #Youtube

[blu3cl0v3rs]

Badly explained Ninjago Seasons

First up, Pilots and Season 1

Pilots: The Devil kidnaps Spiky's younger sister, Meow, and the guy gets taken in by Gandalf, the devil's brother, who teaches him how to make mini tornadoes. Gandalf then introduces Coal, a jaywalker, and an ice cube maker. For convenience, we'll call the jaywalker Bluejay, and the ice cube maker Freezy.

Spiky, Coal, Bluejay, and Freezy steal some gold super-powered weapons made by god. Meow gets freed by Spiky, and Gandalf goes to hell to fight the devil with one of the golden weapons. Spiky, Coal, Bluejay, and Freezy teleport using dragons, and the devil kills a skele by tricking it to hold all of the gold weapons, which kills anyone that holds all four. The skele turns into a multi-dimensional portal, and the devil goes through. Spiky, Coal, Bluejay, and Freezy become "the Ninja".

Season 1: The devil's emo son, who we will call Trauma Child, tries to take over a village, but "the Ninja" stops him, so he trips down a hole and controls the king of the bloo sneks. Spiky accidentally steals from Gandalf and finds a prophecy about the Green Ninja. Trauma Child gets kicked out by the bloo sneks and then the reb sneks, and the reb and bloo sneks team up, so Trauma Child releases porple snek. Porple snek ate all the other porple sneks, and sacrificed Trauma Child to his uncle, Gandalf. Big Fighter Mech enters the ring.

Porple Snek then decides he's gonna revive big snek who wants to om nom the entire world, and forces all of the bloo, reb, gren, and bleck sneks to gather some special knives that can free big snek. Trauma Child gets kidnapped by the sneks. Gandalf leaves to find the devil.

Freezy is actually a robot, Bluejay starts dating Meow and temporarily becomes a snake, and Coal has daddy issues and comes out as gay to his father. All three have magical girl moments. Spiky is jealous. Meow is Big Fighter Mech.

Gandalf and the devil are back to save Trauma Child, and Spiky is delusional and tries to fight the devil, thinking it'll give him his magical girl transformation. Gandalf, the devil, Big Fighter Mech, and "The Ninja" jump the sneks and Spiky saves Trauma Child from getting roasted in a volcano, which triggers his magical girl transformation. Trauma Child is the Green Ninja. Porple snek frees big snek, and he and Gandalf get eaten by big snek. "The Ninja" ties big snek into a city-wide knot, and the devil smacks it on the head with the gold weapons, then runs away. Gandalf lives, and "The Ninja" celebrate.

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#ninjago #lego ninjago #lloyd ninjago #kai ninjago #cole ninjago #zane ninjago #jay ninjago #nya ninjago #wu ninjago #ninjago rise of the snakes #ninjago rise of the serpentine #ninjago pilot #this is so funny to do #i'm sorry if i miss anything #i haven't watched season 1 in a bit #blu3 badly explains ninjago

[correctdndadsquotes]

Matt: And just like Gandalf… I'm going to stare at Scary and say, "I hold my turn."

#dndads #correct dndads quotes #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #shit matt arnold says #matt arnold #lincoln li wilson #gandalf #scary marlowe #s2 ep31

[orgxnas]

The Fellowship and their favorite Classic Frat Party Bangers™️

Frodo

No Hands by Waka Flocka Flame

This is pre-Ring Frodo, ofc

Y’all remember how he was dancing at Bilbo’s birthday? Yeah dude def likes to get down

I just feel like after he’s had a few drinks in him and this song comes on, he grabs Sam and loudly says “OMG ITS MY SOONNGGGG!”

Can sing the whole song with no breaks (just like me fr)

Sam

Everything by Pitbull

Sam actually doesn’t really like the music they play at parties. He thinks some of the lyrics are crass

HOWEVER

One time this song came on at a party that Rosie was at and she danced with him the entire song. He has not stopped thinking about it since

The next day he went straight to Merry (the Pitbull expert) and asked him what the song was called and then he immediately went and bought the song and listened to it everyday for the next two weeks

Now he requests it every time him and Frodo go out just in case Rosie is there

Pippin

Shots by Lil Jon

He is the Snooki of the Shire let’s be real here

Loves lil Jon. Thinks he’s a lyrical genius

He’s always up on the damn tables and the bar

“IF YOU AINT GETTIN DRUNK GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB” and Pippin took that personally

Spills his drinks on everyone. Gets into a verbal altercation bc of said spillage. Merry comes in to back him up. Now Frodo and Sam have to break up a fight

Merry

Hotel Room Service by Pitbull

Pitbulls no. 1 fan

Right up there on the tables with Pippin

Gets sooo hype for “WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN!”

Also spills his drinks but not as much

Has in fact been decked in the face for asking a girl if he could take her back to the hotel room for some *service*

Aragorn

Pepas by Farruko

This man has never gone to a party of his own accord. He has only gone just to make sure that Merry and Pippin don’t die

BUT once he’s got a few drinks in his system and this song comes on, he’s ready to let lose

I feel like he would love the Spanish songs (he can speak fluently I just know it)

Does his own lil dancy dance while Merry and Pippin cheer him on

Legolas records it for when he’s sober and they can all laugh about it

Legolas

Hips Don’t Lie by Shakira OR Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado

Oh he defff likes the “girlier” songs

Once he has enough in his system to get that lil tingle in his hands, bro is right in the middle of whatever dance circle formed around him

That man LOVES to flip his hair all over the place like he’s really got his hands in his hair feeling the music and everything

Learned all this from his father I just know that Thranduil made sure his son was properly educated

Gimli gives him shit for the entire night

Gimli

Get Low by Lil Jon

Oh bro definitely likes to get low

His drunk self gets SO HYPE when this song comes on

Climbs right up on the table with Merry and Pippin (falls off soon after)

The rest of the fellowship watches in absolute terror as he tears up the dance floor

Gandalf

Danza Kuduro by Don Omar

Will he dance? Who knows

But one thing for certain is that his heart is filled with so much joy watching the Hobbits go absolutely crazy for this song

He thinks it’s so fun and endearing watching them dancing and enjoying the night

It’s one of those simple things that he loves so much. Watching a group of friends enjoying each others company and celebrating their friendship with music and dancing

You know what he WILL dance let him get in the middle of that silly little circle

Boromir

DJ Got Us Fallin In Love by Usher

He may be daddy’s favorite, but being daddy’s favorite is stressful

At the end of the week, he just wants to cut lose and get drunk

And drunk he gets

He just likes to feel the musiiicccc

Has never gone home alone LMAO

#lord of the rings #incorrect lotr quotes #lotr shitpost #lotr fandom #lotr #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #merry and pippin #pippin #merry brandybuck #pippin took #aragorn #legolas #gandalf #gimli #boromir #this is definitely canon

[bite-sized-devil]

MC changing everyone's name in the group chat

Lucifer: "Loosey Goosey" (hates it)

Mammon: "Mo' Money No Problems" (loves it)

Levi: "Currently Crying" (hates it but thinks it's accurate)

Satan: "Soft kitty, Warm kitty ETC" (loves it)

Asmo: "Hoe For Sho" (can't argue with it)

Beel: "Thicc" (doesn't get it)

Belphie: "Stone Cold Bitch" (loves it)

Diavolo: "Big Daddy of the D" (thinks it's funny)

Barbatos: "BarbaRATos" (detests it, begs you to change it)

Solomon: "Gandalf" (doesn't get the reference)

Simeon: "Did it hurt..." (Didn't get it till you told him the full pick up line)

Luke: "Whose a good boy" (wants it changed back to chihuahua)

What would you change their names to?

#obey me! #obey me! mammon #obey me! lucifer #obey me! leviathan #obey me! satan #obey me! asmodeus #obey me! beelzebub #obey me! belphegor #obey me! diavolo #obey me! barbatos #obey me! solomon #obey me! simeon #obey me! luke #obey me shall we date #obey me fandom #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #obey me mammon #obey me shitpost #om! beelzebub #om! simeon #om! satan #om! belphegor #om! mammon #om! lucifer #om! asmodeus #om! solomon #obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #saadie's crack 🌻

[kimikos-random-dead-acc]

Dumb names I would call the obey me boys

Couldn't think for all of them so these are just ones that live free in my head.

Lucifer

Luci

Lulu

Mr.AlwayspissedoffcuzIgotametalpipeupmyass

Glorified demon turkey

Demonic chicken wings

Dia's bottom bitch

Boomer

Demonic Christian Grey (from 50 shades)

The avatar of horny

Pride peacock

Mammon

Mamo

Crow Daddy

My broke sugar daddy

Puppy

The no money man

The great tsundere

Dinosaur

Tiger Cub

Sir can'tgetbitchescuzimscaredofwitches

Leviathan

Levi senpai

Ocean man (like the song)

Blueberry head

Fish/Snake Daddy

Gamer boy bf

Bottom

Big ass forehead that could be mistaken for an airplane landing

Satan

Tan-Tan

Cat boi

Pussy chaser (cuz he uh chases cats)

Blondie

Goldilocks

Romeo

Furry

Twilight Sparkle (yk cuz she was a unicorn n likes books)

Smartass

Angry violent pony

Sir Ihavenofashionsensewhatsoever

Asmodeus

Momo

Ass

Alabama vibez guy

Walking manifestation of stan twitter on heels

Beelzelbub

Beelzebae

Beelie

Bubzy

Cuddlebug

Belphegor

Bel-Bel

Cowboi

Mr. Chokemelikeyouhatemebutyouloveme

Teddy bear (like that one Melanie Martinez song)

Sleepy homicidal cow

Baka (it also means cow in filipino)

Kalabaw

Solomon

Mon-Mon

Han Solo

Old Man

Senior Citizen

Gandalf

Dumbledore

Shady magic man

Lolo (lol its grandpa in filipino)

Asmo's human booty call

The shady wizard of oz

Barbatos

Barbs

Barbie

Sebastian

Dr. Who

Dr. Strange

Ratman

Tony the talking clock (dhmis refference)

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me memes #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelezebub #obey me belphegor #obey me solomon #obey me barbatos

[invisiblewashboard]

Small Child's Thoughts on "The Bridge of Khazad-Dum"

Why do they need to know what Balin’s fate was? He’s dead. That was his fate.

Why would someone slash and stab a book?

Was Ori one of the dwarves that went with Bilbo? I just cannot remember. There are way too many names now.

Uh oh. “Doom doom” is a bad sound.

I told you orcs and goblins were coming!

Wait, why was Frodo against the wall? (Because he got stabbed.) AGAIN?!

Well, Frodo might not be dead but if he got stabbed again, he is going to be dead. (Well, this wasn’t a Morgul blade. There wasn’t poison in it that will turn him into a wraith.) Oh. But still, he got stabbed so he should probably die soon.

Gandalf should use his staff for light. If he doesn’t they will fall down and be caught.

Uh oh. Fire. But I guess they can see, so that’s good.

What is a Balrog? Can you show me a picture? Oh. It looks like Te Kā from Moana, like a great big fire monster. Maybe Gandalf can just throw water on it? Te Kā cannot touch the water so maybe a Balrog can’t either.

Hey, when you and Daddy say, “You cannot pass” are you pretending me and my sisters are Balrogs? (Sometimes you can be as fearsome and destructive as a Balrog!) That is not an answer to my question. I do not think it’s kind to say me and the girls are Balrogs.

Wait. Wait, why was Gandalf gone? Couldn’t they just grab him and pull him out?

(A pause for a few actual tears shed in honor of Gandalf. Was not expecting that.)

(What did you think of this chapter, Small Child?) *Thumbs down, hiding his face in his arm, refusing to look at me*

#small child's thoughts #lord of the rings #lotr #the fellowship of the ring #jrr tolkien #read aloud #first read through #no sympathy for balin #but tears for gandalf #he is actually worried about frodo #just does not come across well through text #also i cracked up laughing when he shouted “AGAIN?!” #he reprimanded me

[queensabriel]

A friend asked me about this particular quote from The Two Towers ch. 5 'The White Rider':

'Deep is the abyss spanned by Durin's Bridge, and none has measured it,' said Gimli. 'Yet it has a bottom, beyond light and knowledge,' said Gandalf. 'Thither I came at last, to the uttermost foundations of stone. He [the balrog] was with me still. His fire was quenched, but now he was a thing of slime, stronger than a strangling snake. 'We fought far under the living earth, where time is not counted...till at last he fled into dark tunnels. They were not made by Durin's folk...far, far below the deepest delvings of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he.'

So another thing I love besides Tolkien is cosmic horror, and the implications of cosmic horror here have me absolutely obsessed.

It's funny that Durin's bridge doesn't just span an abyss, it spans THE Abyss. The Abyss where Morgoth is (albeit presumably a different part otherwise he'd have walked out of it ages ago)

No like seriously forget the goddamn Balrog y'all are lucky you didn't wake up Big Daddy Baddy himself holy shit

The idea that Eru Illuvatar might possibly be some kind of lovecraftian deity is so fucking delicious to me hnnghh you have no idea

Tolkien keeps referring to the Abyss as being non-existance and having nothing in it and yet there very clearly are things in it. Those nameless creatures. Dark tunnels. Physical spaces where you can go in and come out again.

Slimy balrog heeheehoho

anyway watch out yall I am absolutely going to write some Tolkien cosmic horror >:3c

#The Lord of the Rings #Tolkien #Arda