obi-wan: cody, do you think i can be difficult to work with?
cody: there is no other jedi i would rather serve under, sir.
obi-wan: you're speaking to the negotiator, cody. i know how to spot when someone's dodging a question.
cody: you're my superior officer, sir.
obi-wan: alright then. everything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now.
cody, immediately: you're cocky, pushy, reckless, flirty at the most inappropriate times, value vanity more than wearing armor in a war zone, have daddy issues so massive everyone can see it from clicks away-
obi-wan: but-
cody: i have 22.5 seconds left, sir. i'm not done.
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Wooley: *trots up to Obi-Wan and Cody in the store with a super ugly Christmas decoration in his hands* Dad, I want this.
Obi-Wan: *about to tell him sure because he’s never paid for anything in his life*
Cody: Absolutely not, that thing is ugly and we don’t need it.
Wooley: So is Skywalker and we keep him!
Anakin: :(
Obi-Wan: LMAO
Cody: Oh my god-
Wooley: Buy it for me or I’m gonna scream.
Obi-Wan: lol just buy it for him, babe.
Cody: Why am I the one buying it?
Obi-Wan: I’m not allowed to have credit cards.
Anakin: Padme lowered my allowance :/
Wooley: I’m an actual infant, I don’t have money.
Cody: Force- fine! Put it in the cart!
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the fact that these dynamics are completely canon:
obi-wan and luke when they first met: obi-wan recues luke from tuskens when he trespassed their territory. luke and obi-wan have a polite conversation about the jedi. obi-wan gives anakin's lightsaber to luke as a gift.
obi-wan and leia when they first met: leia punches obi-wan in the stomach ON SIGHT. obi-wan rescues leia while she says "I dont trust you" to his face. leia wants to make obi-wan prove he's a jedi by provoking him with her sassy comments. obi-wan is forced to buy leia gloves after just one warning look from the kid.
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Imagine a Separatist meeting where someone announces that their spies at the Jedi Temple have finally figured out Obi-Wan's secret plan to save the galaxy! And everyone leans eagerly forwarded, Sidious and Dooku included, and.... it's the 'are you my daddy' AU plan.
darth sidious: ok . Ok. Whatever. Ok this is fine. We’ll just seduce him first. Easy. Ok. Who wants to seduce him.
(hands go up around the room)
darth sidious, pinching his nose: by him I mean Skywalker, not Kenobi.
(hands go down. Grievous lowers all 4 of his sheepishly)
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