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This is my first attempt at a Hypno, and I Had to make it for my Lord God Satan! I am VERY pleased with the results!
Hail Lord God Satan!
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murky-galaxy · 7 months
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The make-shift communion wafer spackle is by far my favourite wild and outlandish detail that's been completely left out of Dracula adaptations because between van Helsing having to source those, the dubious way of this even really being a thing and working, and just overall being a great example of Stoker's somewhat loose grasp on Catholicism, I get why people leave it out, but it's so fucking funny, and it floors people every time I tell them about it it's great
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fatuismooches · 16 days
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I apologize for the person I will become when this happens!! 😘😘
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plateauofmemories · 7 months
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Between Mina contemplating vampire-prevention suicide and Jonathan declaring he'd sell his soul for the chance to gut Dracula, I feel like Incredibly Catholic Grandpa Abraham Van Helsing must have been on the verge of having an aneurysm today.
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stjohnstarling · 1 year
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If you're craving more wicked, witty, and smutty vampire content, I'll be running a free queer vampire romance novel on Substack starting in January 2023
This is What Manner of Man, a queer vampire romance novel about an innocent priest sent to a remote island to exorcise the demons that are allegedly tormenting the villagers — but what happens when the priest begins to suspect his host, the mysterious, nocturnal lord of the local manor, may have invited him another reason entirely? And what happens when the supposedly celibate priest finds he cannot resist his host’s powerful charms?
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emberidzae · 2 years
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That one paragraph from Jonathan Harker’s 3rd Oct entry is still on my mind so I wrote. A thing.
The buildings roll by the train window, growing denser as they approach London proper. Jonathan watches them pass as he lets his pen hover over his journal.
He’s sat a little apart from the rest of his companions, who are themselves engaged with their own work. Van Helsing and Seward are reading more of their endless articles, combing for every last drop of information they might need, while Lord Godalming and Morris talk quietly, heads bent together. He made excuses for want of privacy as he journals, but that’s not quite true. They can’t read his shorthand, and at any rate will know his thoughts later when Mina transcribes them. For now he simply cannot bear sitting next to they who have loved Lucy and yet sent her into the hands of God.
Jonathan runs his finger over the edge of the little bit of wax remaining on his journal from the broken seal. He’s been trying not to think and to keep busy, but even as he wrote his mind was all occupied with thoughts of Mina – which is, truthfully, the usual state of things, except that he’s thinking of how Mina had determined to die if she suspected herself of turning, and the look in her eyes as she turned to Van Helsing. He contemplates the weight of the kukri knife in his travelling bag overhead, and does not notice the gentleman looking for a seat who startles at him and moves hurriedly away.
There is only one body he would let that blade touch, and Jonathan would pull down heaven and tear up hell to plant it in the creature who made it even a question that Mina’s life could become forfeit. An existence without her would be as undead as that of the monster he seeks to end. Yet he understands the likelihood of failure, and if it is he who is to be forfeit, and Mina who must continue alone for centuries in that endless mockery of life…
He cannot stay in the grace of a God who would reject Mina and marr her. If God has deemed her unclean then so too is he, for have they not entwined their souls in His sight? Jonathan would take on this judgement joyfully, for he has no use for a heaven that would not include their love in its conception. There is no love he can feel for Mina that can be unholy. There is no Mina that he would not love.
Jonathan touches his neck absently as he returns pen to paper.
To one thing, he writes, I have made up my mind…
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i wish mr hawkins had lived long enough to learn what jonathan tried to do to their last client
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localpizza-bot · 1 year
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I’m not gonna sugarcoat it
This is definitely not a dream
Scribbling in notes is pretty fun
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x-heesy · 9 months
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𝗪𝗘 𝝠𝗥𝗘 𝗡𝗨𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗡, 𝗠𝗨𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗡 💥
Where is Ya God now?
"I belong to no religion....
....My religion is love....
....Every heart is my temple."
#jesuslovesyou ? #religionisamentalillness #questioneverything #smashpatriarchy @len0r @darksilenceinsuburbiareloaded @frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut @bko69er @derflaneur @necro69mancer #thinkitsnotillegalyet #yet #cutebutpsycho #cheesuschrist #horrorandsockswithholes #dailyblasphemy #satire #dirtyhumor #phunnyasphuck #fuckit4fun #idgaf
Soundtrack: Opéra by Emmanuel Santarromana 💥
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Dracula himself is a blasphemy. His very presence nullifies god's protection and guidance. What is that which god himself fears?
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Parishioners in the United Kingdom were shocked and appalled in November to hear a University of Cambridge student pontificate during his chapel message that Jesus Christ is transgender. Franklin Graham, president of the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association and Samaritan’s Purse, was quick to rebuke the absurdity of the claim in a Facebook post, calling the sermon “blasphemous...
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always-goon3345 · 2 years
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Another favorite of mine out there. Love jerking off to blasphemy.
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scripture-pictures · 3 months
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anothermonikan · 4 months
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How I feel forcing myself to lay in bed (at least) at 3AM in order to fix my shitty sleep schedule
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etherealstar-writes · 2 months
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I WANNA BE YOURS | WOSO X READER | PT 15
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pairings: woso x reader
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part: fifteen
part one here
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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ nahhh that's it i'm quitting this job tillies my baes you guys hiring? 🙏
stairway NOOOO Y/N IM SOO SORRY
willybum Y/N NO
elton ABSOLUTELY NOT
kyra ABSOLUTELY YES
cha cha YESSS WE WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS
stephy of course! 🥰
the REAL karate kid NAHHH
neev WE DIDNT MEAN TOO Y/N WE'RE REALLY SORRY
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ NO YOU GUYS ARE NOT
meado what did you guys do this time
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
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stairway it was nothing!
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ NOTHING?!
willybum did you just make a meme of me ....
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ i've made memes of all of you BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT RN i hate you all except lotte i love you you're the only lioness i'll support
tom holland's twin while i really appreciate that pls don't leave me with these idiots 🥺🙏
meado waittt i wasn't part of all this why hate meee
earpsy yeah i wasn't there either why do we gotta suffer tho
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ MARY you not being there was what caused this torture and suffering in the first place 😭😭
keira i'm so out of the loop rn
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ SO THESE IDIOTS THOUGHT I'D BE GREAT FOR TARGET PRACTICE IN GOALS AND SHOVED ME IN THE BATTLEFIELD WITHOUT MY CONSENT ME WHOS THE OPPOSITE OF ATHLETIC GOT ABUSED BCUZ OF THEM ALL only lotte being the angel she is helped me
willybum it wasn't even that badddd
stairway yeahh you're being kinda dramatic
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ WASNT EVEN THAT BAD?! EXCUSE YOU I HAVE A CONCUSSION BCUZ OF YOU GUYS AND A MASSIVE BUMP ON MY HEAD AND YOURE CALLING ME DRAMATIC?!
tom holland's twin yeah it was a nasty bump ngl y'all knocked out her braincells
elton i mean to be fair she kinda didn't have many braincells to begin with anyway ....
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ SPEAK FOR YOURSELF THATS ITTT TILLIES YALL MY NUMBER ONE MY MAIN MY HOMELAND
the REAL karate kid
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willybum NOOO NOT THEMMM WE SHOULD BE YOUR NUMBER ONE
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ WELL YOU SHOULDVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YALL ATTACKED ME AFTER EVERYTHING IVE DONE FOR YALL AND THIS IS HOW YOU GUYS REPAY ME?!
kyra charli and i are coming to get ya rn from these losers we're on our way
stairway WHO YOU CALLING LOSERS?!
willybum this is unacceptable
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
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willybum
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the REAL karate kid
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neev NAHH WE'LL WAGE WAR
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kyra
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come at me you colonisers
tom holland's twin NAHH NOT COLONISERS 😭😭
stairway WE WILL
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cha cha imma bring in the big guns
cha cha added brick wall, ford, lani and sammy the skippa
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
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OMG MORE AUSSIES AYEE
cha cha um that photo .... anyway macca cait lani protect y/n at all costs
brick wall
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aye aye
lani on it!
ford okay!
sammy the skippa um what is happening rn
stephy all you need to know is that we gotta protect y/n from the lionesses
sammy the skippa
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neev we got our own big guns lucy millie mary rach need ya rn
earpsy here!
brightness yes.
daily i was summoned
rusty metal yeah?
kyra well WEVE GOT MCCABE KATIE MCCABE
the REAL karate kid WHAT?!
willybum SINCE WHEN WAS MCCABE WITH YOU GUYS?!
brick wall since always?
stephy yeah katie's an honorary aussie
meado katie?!
mccard yeah i am
elton WELL WEVE GOT ONA ISNT THAT RIGHT?
rusty metal ona?
ona well ..... i'm afraid to tell you that we spaniards have formed an alliance with the aussies
kie THE BETRAYAL 😭😭
willybum what is this blasphemy
tom holland's twin wait isn't spain also a coloniser tho ....
stairway oh yeahhh that's hypocritical of you
ona shhhhhhh
kyra
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cha cha well y/n is successfully ours
willybum ABSOLUTELY NOT
neev WE'LL GET HER BACK JUST YOU WAIT
stairway YEAH WERE COMING FOR YOU KANGAROO RIDERS
samma the skippa
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what are you all gonna do? drown us in your cup of teas?
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ DAMN yall got violated haha
the REAL karate kid
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neev i cannot believe this just happened 😔😭
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granonine · 2 years
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David's Praise
David’s Praise
Psalm 13: 5-6. But I have trusted in Thy mercy; my heart shall rejoice in Thy salvation. I will sing unto the LORD, because He hath dealt bountifully with me. In six short verses, David moves from despair to rejoicing. What happened? His thinking changed! He quit believing lies and turned toward the truth. Yesterday, we saw him move from a position of hopelessness to a position of pleading…
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