#daily hp shitposts

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Draco: Would you still love me if I succumbed to the madness

Theo: Yeah of course

Blaise: Why would you "succumb to the madness"?

Draco: Family curse. Would you still love me?

Blaise: Perhaps

Draco: I'll take it

#daily hp shitposts #draco malfoy #theodore nott #blaise zabini #dreo #draco x theo #draise #draco x blaise #draiseo #draco x blaise x theo #draco x theo x blaise

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[toastedpain]

Twst Daily Shitpost #25 (Day Twenty Five)

A little late because I was binging C6 all morning.

Mild C6 SPOILERS below!

This is Ace's ceremonial robes card appreciation. Love this guy. He helped me defeat the phantom with a CLUTCH 1285 HP. That Flora phantom 💀

Going into battle with an underlevelled (Lvl 35) Beans Vil and Dorm Rook (Lvl 63) was NOT IT.

Anyway Ace dealt the last hit with 8k damage so rejoice. He's one of my favs now. Goofy little Crabby.

Inspired by;

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oh nice, now i could block that guy 👍

#thanks!

[decennia]

THE FAMILY NOTT

finn cole & ben daniels as cantankerous nott iv

léa seydoux as bedelia nott †

thomas doherty as theodore nott

#sacred 28 #nott family #ocappreciation #allaboutocs #fyeahharrypotterocs #oc: cantankerous nott #oc: bedelia nott #fic: and the snakes start to sing #fic: atssts #fic: lacrimosa #fic: a funeral march in eight #fic: afmie #era: riddle #era: marauders #era: golden trio #theodore nott #daily hp shitposts #hp tw #omfg y'all don't KNOW the type of shit i have planned for the nott family #like it's fucking insane #let's just say that some cursed opals (featured heavily in half-blood prince) get a backstory and a whole da #mn character arc #my poor bby theo #also lea and tom have the same facial structure i-?

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Theo: I hear you like bad boys

Draco: Yeah but it's not like you know any

#daily hp shitposts #draco malfoy #theodore nott #draco x theo #theo x draco #dreo #i found this beauty in my drafts idk why it qas there since it is perfect #also there are not enough dreo posts so i have returned

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Sirius: Never have I ever had a threesome

*Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa & Regulus take a shot*

Sirius: Wait, what the fuck

#daily hp shitposts #sirius black #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #andromeda tonks #andromeda black #narcissa black #narcissa malfoy #regulus black #bellamortolphus #bellatrix x rodolphus x voldemort #tedromedastan #ted x andromeda x rabastan #snucissa #severus x lucius x narcissa #jegulily #james x regulus x lily #im baaaaaaack bitches

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Lucius: Theodore called me dad, this can only mean one thing

Narcissa: He sees you as a father figure?

Lucius: He's secretly married our son so I am now his father in law

#daily hp shitposts #lucius malfoy #narcissa malfoy #narcissa black #theodore nott #draco malfoy #dreo #im back and i bring more dreo content

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In a modern au Seamus Finnigan and Lavender Brown would vape

#daily hp shitposts #seamus finnigan #lavender brown #modern au

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Everyday a new dreo fanfic with no dramione or drarry is published on ao3 is a blessed day

#daily hp shitposts #draco malfoy #theodore nott #dreo #yes im a drarry fan too but first and foremost i am a dreo fan #and if its tagged drarry then its not dreo endgame #and regarding dramione i just dont like het enemies to lovers

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Delphini: Feel like succumbing to the madness right now

Man she was interrogating: W... What

Delphini: Don't worry, you would be alive long enough to see it

Man: Well that's... Oh Fuck

#daily hp shitposts #delphini lestrange #delphini riddle #delphini #delphi lestrange #delphi gaunt #delphi #rip random man

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Blaise *leaving*: Alright I'm off to Pansys to uh play chess

Draco: Neither him or Pansy actually owns a chess board?

Theo: He didn't literally mean play chess love

Draco: Well then why... Oh, OH, gross

#daily hp shitposts #blaise zabini #pansy x blaise #blaise x pansy #draco malfoy #theodore nott #draco x theo #dreo

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#guess who has polls now #daily hp shitposts #lord voldemort #harry potter #albus dumbledore #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #ron weasley #hermione granger #draco malfoy #sirius black #gilderoy lockhart #nymphadora tonks #crocs #listen #when i realized i had polls on here i knew i had to do one about crocs #next one will have bellamortolphus i promise

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Draco: Father I am...

Lucius: Yes I've always suspected you were gay

Draco: ...hungry. I was going to say I'm hungry

#daily hp shitposts #draco malfoy #lucius malfoy #suportive lucius malfoy? in this house? youd be suprised #im suprised myself tbh #also hi im back #again #and not with a dreo post #ive failed you guys

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Harry Potter au where everything is the same except Sirius Black is an ant animagus

#daily hp shitposts #sirius black #harry potter au #animagus #ant animagus #he gets crushed by harry and no one ever knows 🫢