ok but like. dracula has to pretend that he has servants. so he not only has to cook for jonathan. but he has to do it well enough to pass as a professional employed to do that.
the man who is a noble who hasn’t eaten for several centuries...has to cook. the hilarity. im imagining him taking cooking lessons to prepare for jonathan’s visit. can u imagine. the vampire ladies like ‘what’s the matter. you haven’t terrorized anyone lately’ and he’s all ‘i can’t. this chicken is at a delicate stage.’