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#damain: *in tears questioning his parentage* wha-
indi-el · 2 years
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Dick: uhhh… do I want to know what you’re doing?
Tim, standing on a chair to balance a slice of bread on top of an already large stack on top of Bruce’s face as he snores loudly, there are 3 empty bread bags at his feet: I wanna see how many I can get before he wakes up.
Damian, bursting into the room holding up a very disgruntled looking, glitter covered Alfred the cat: DRAKE-
Bruce, bursting up with a gasp destroying all of Tim’s hard work: I FORGOT TO ADOPT DAMIAN
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