Damian Wayne: Father, I have decided that we need to make Harleen Quinzel an official member of the Bat Family.

Bruce Wayne: Why?

Damian Wayne: Ever since she ended her toxic relationship with the Joker, I feel like she is turning over a new leaf and becoming a better person.

Bruce Wayne: You met her pet hyenas.

Damian Wayne: I met her pet hyenas.

Damian, when Dick is snuggling him: I have never met you in my life. You bastard. You fiend. Stop this at once.

Damian, when Dick is busy and can't be with him right that second: Where are my kisses from Grayson? Where is my snuggles and cuddles that I crave so dearly? You are cruel and unjust, Grayson, and I am going to scream.

My all the batfam drawings including various concepts and outfits, portraits, etc...

BATGIRL (2009) was a moment

All the batkids inherited Bruce’s Himbo-ism.

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Dick: oh man- that’s a hot chic.

(Cut to what is very clearly riddler in a red wig)

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Jason: Wanna see how many grapes I can fit in my mouth- (chokes)

Steph: sick- let me try (chokes even harder than Jason)

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Tim: (who grew up in two incredibly wealthy households) How much is a banana? 5 dollars?

Cass: (who was taught about the concept of money by Bruce) That’s not right. I think it’s around 15 dollars.

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Duke: why won’t- (grunt)- it open!

(Is pushing on a pull door)

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Damian: Mother! I made a flower crown for you, but it broke. So here is a weed crown.

Talia: (putting on the weed crown) dear god- it’s genetic.

I AM LOSING MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!

Damian, completely serious: Ma’am, it has been reported lately that you do, in fact, have little paw-paws and a little button nose. Do you care to comment?

The cat hes holding: Mrrrow

Damian: Riveting

Jason, walking in: Am I interrupting something?

I like to make myself suffer :))

I think Damian should have a ferret and walk around with it on his shoulders everywhere a la Bond villain. Just think that would be neat

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Blessed Things DC Comics Actually Did Right in the Past 4 Months

Tim Drake comes out as queer

Weekly FREE Wayne Family Adventures Webtoon launches

Reinstating fingerstripes into Dick’s costume (and they’re BLUE!)

Jonathan Kent is confirmed bisexual

Batfamily has a reunion Damian in Robin #5

Dick claims Damian as “his Robin” and gifts him a Flying Grayson trapeze bar for his birthday

Damian and Jason hug

Damian surprise appears in Teen Titans: Beast Boy Loves Raven

Sequel graphic novel featuring Dick and Damian written by Kami Garcia and drawn by Gabriel Piccolo confirmed

New Super Sons annual announced for January 2022

Young Justice season 4 coming soon

Animated Christmas special featuring a baby Damian is announced

Jay Lycurgo appears as Tim Drake in Titans live action series

Robins series featuring all the Robins wins the round robin vote and is confirmed as a new upcoming comic series soon to debut

Bruce: *removes Damian from his lap to do something else*

Damian: Father is... evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

the new supersons special being called Superman and Robin is so funny to me  because 1. it highlights Jon got promoted and Damian’s still just Robin, 2. Jon’s name is first 

no, I don’t accept criticism

Talia sends assassins to kidnap Damian on father’s Day from the manor when everyone’s at the manor and Damian just goes with it. The assassins of course are the ones that have seen him grow up and they just tap him on the shoulder and whisper into his ear, “we need to kidnap you, sweetheart.” Damian’s like whatever right but everyone else (mostly Duke) is panicking because THEY ARE FREAKING ASSASSINS IN THE DINING AND NOT JUST ONE OR TWO ITS A HORRDDDEEE. One carries him bridal style out the door and Damian just says, “I’ll be baaaaaaaaack.”

Bruce is on the phone with Talia later while they’re having dinner like “can I Please haVe My SoN baCk” she’s like “no”

He gets carried back bridal style and placed on the sofa by the same ninja

tumblr my beloved, you to see this first because i love you guys

it’s a older damian because i can’t draw children and i wanted to give him cool longer hair lol

Jon: So.

Jon: I'm in love.

Jon: with Damian.

Jon: I'm in love with Damian.

Jason:

Jason: Our Damian?

Jon: Yes?

Jon: . . .thoughts?

Jason: And prayers.

My supersons drawing gatherings☺️ love their chemistry

Tim stans and Damian stans are so fuckin annoying bc they hate each other for the sole reason that "Tim and Dami absolutely hate each other" like no, they don't. You completely missed the point and you aren't actual fans of those characters at all. They're b r o t h e r s. That's just their dynamic. "But Damian tried to kill Tim-" shut up plz, he was 10, and there were many circumstances. I'm not justifying that particular situation, but like bruh, learn to let go. Currently, neither one of them treats the other worse, they fight, they insult, they banter, but that's what siblings do. Anyone who firmly believes they hate each other, I'm just going to assume that ur an only child and ur below the age of 16. Like grow up lol.