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niiwa-angel · 7 days

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Me and my friends: can we get some Robin?

DC: NO!!! We have Robin at home!!

The Robin at home:

Before anybody asks, no. I do not fucking like Damian Wayne. And I will not be changing my opinion on that.

#anti damian wayne #damian wayne is the worst robin #damian wayne is a brat #damian wayne is a shit head #tim drake #Jason Todd #Dick Grayson #Stephanie Brown #damian wayne shouldnt be robin #Robin #Batman and Robin

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iguessthisisanewobsession · 7 months

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Bruce regrets sound proofing all his children’s rooms

There are some things parents don’t want to know or hear when it comes to their children and it seemed like a great idea at the time.

That being said, as he looked down at his tired youngest, bottle feeding a baby in a way that seems to be half muscle memory, with a look on his face that can only be encompassed by the sentence “oh shit.”

Bruce was suddenly wondering if he made the right call.

#dp x dc #writing prompt #danny fenton #dc x dp #damian al ghul #damian wayne #so your adoption tendencies are apparently genetic #and that definitely is an 8 month old child #hoo boy #listen Damian was born an assassin he can be discreet when need be #everyone wondering why the brat has suddenly mellowed out #it’s because he became a dad at the ripe age of 15 #it’s genetic #add a sim take away the angst #everyone was in the dark #there’s no stopping Damian he has already faked a civilian ID for his son and as far as the world will know #he made a mistake that shook the elites and is a single dad #the only person who knows #is Leslie and she has already given up trying to convince him otherwise #everyone: seriously where did you get this child????!???!#Damian: I see. when a female has a child without copulation it is a miracle and a basis of a new religion #Damian: but WHEN I do it-

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lizardpersonyknow · 1 year

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If Damian ever annoys Tim too much he will look him dead in the eyes and remind him that he Can And Will Rock His Whole Shit

Tim: if you don't stop I will call Talia and tell her that you have taken in multiple feral raccoons and named them after her family members

Damian: fear.jpg

#damian wayne #tim drake #batfam #incorrect batbros #incorrect batfamily quotes #yes damian can try to kill him but if that brat EVER tries to mess with his coffee he's fuckin DEAD

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arabian-batboy · 1 year

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I miss the era where Batman Dick would always freak out when he hears that Damian is fighting someone alone and everyone assumes its because he's worried about his safety, when in reality he's worried about the safety of the people fighting him.

#I miss when he was allowed to be badass #I think I might do a reread of Damian's appearances pre-N52 #sure it would be annoying to constantly be reminded every 5 minutes that he's a brat by other characters #but it would be worth it to see him acting like himself again #Damian Wayne #Dick Grayson

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violetbumblebea · 2 years

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Damian, preparing to stab one of his siblings: >:)

Bruce, not even looking up from his newspaper: *Grabs a near by water spritzer and sprays* No, Damian

Damian: *angry and betrayed cat noises*

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emotional-piece-of-meat · 6 days

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Top ten reasons why Batman doesn't hug his children (after patrol specifically): they stink as hell.

Because how could you run the whole night, fight with crimes, fall in some shit and still smell like flowers? It's not mathematically possible.

I, personally, also don't think that they take shower regularly. Maybe Dick do, but he is the only hope in this family, I'm not sure about hygiene in circus, but as performer he should be used to smell fine (also Barbara would kick his ass, if he didn't shower every day). Jason was raised on the street, he is not used to shower regularly, he probably did when he lived in the mansion but now he couldn't care less, he has more important stuff to do, like being a crime lord. Tim was raised by himself basically, so I don't think he goes to shower until it's absolutely necessary (his skin is itching and the oil on his hair is enough to cook fries), he has more important stuff to do, like solving cases (and stalking batman and robin earlier). Damian is a child, so he doesn't stink as much as his brothers (hormones, you know) but Bruce is scared of the day his baby grow up, because Damian was raised around Lazarus pit and the smell of dead meat, this boy is immune to any bad smell, his own too, and, of course, he has more important stuff to do, like training and preparing to be next batman.

Bruce loves his stinky kids for infinity, but they are still stinky. And he can't say it to them because he knows his children and if he tells them to do something, they will do the opposite (heavily looks at Jason). So he just suffers in silence.

#Bruce would be a stinky brat too but Alfred raised him better #this man does not let it slide #batman #batfam #batfamily #damian wayne #dick grayson #tim drake #jason todd #bruce wayne #batdad

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ruenii · 1 year

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Tim, [trying to bond with toddler!Damian and spend time with him]:

toddler!Damian, [actually hissing]: you dare to show your affection to ME?? hmp!! i do not wish to partake in such unbecoming things!! stay away from me pitiful human! you truly are such a disgrace!

Tim, [ignoring Damian because he's busy with other stuff]:

toddler!Damian, [his eyes wide]: you... dare ignore Damian? you ignore him like garbage?! oh! oh! jail for big brother! jail for big brother for One Thousand Years!!!

#tim drake #damian wayne #batbros #batbrats #batfam #dc #toddler dami is just as much of a brat as grown up dami #tim: 'little brother!! :D'#dami: 'no.stay.away >:('#tim: *giving his attention to other things*#dami: 'where is my love and attention?! where is my hugs and attention from my big brother i so desperately need?!'#'surely you are not so evil to ignore my needs for love and attention big brother!!!#dami is a cat #a very stubborn feral cat who i love sm #tim having so much cuteness aggression: *clenches his fist and glares at everyone*

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friendlyneighborhoodplebeian · 8 months

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I want a Batfam au were Tim and Damian have a normal sibling relationship, but due to the fact everyone else in the family has been the only child up until their adoption into the family and don’t necessarily have the most normal sibling relationships with each other (Jason+Dick pre Jason’s death didn’t talk, Jason has heavy resentment for Tim, Dick is more of a distant mentor/hero to Tim, Cass isn’t around much, and Duke is new to the family) they don’t realize Tim and Damian have a perfectly normal sibling relationship. But to their only child brains they don’t know this and subsequently they think Tim and Damian have a really unhealthy relationship and hate each other. Like they get Canary involved to observe them and she’s just really confused because her and Sarah (White Canary, and her little sister) do all this stuff all the time, this is normal.

#batfam #batfamily #tim drake #damian wayne #batman #red robin #dc robin #batfam au #Like siblings trying to kill and endanger each other is normal #(I know people that have chased their siblings around with knives and put their siblings in washing machines)#And seemingly hating your sibling is an average day #I feel like the majority of the Batfam don’t understand sibling relationships bc they are only children #Yes I also know that Damian and Tim were only children too #But out of the Batfam I think they have the most sibling esc relationship #Like calling your brother “my little/baby brother” and “brat” in less than 2 pages is exactly what siblings do #I feel the rest of the Batfam are more distant with each other #Dick in Bludhaven #Jason with his own place #Cass traveling #Duke being new member of the family #They have their moments of “yeah they’re definitely siblings” but Tim and Damian are constantly acting like siblings #Their relationship is fundamentally different from the others in my head that I can stop thinking about it

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gamerperson756 · 1 year

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Been reading this dp x dc fic called "the bat trap". It's like the movie parent trap but with Damian and Danny. Anyway this is how I imagine the swap reveal would be like.

Jason would definitely freak.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #phandom #batfam #damian wayne #damian al ghul #danny x damian #dc x dp #dp au #dp x dc crossover #dp fic #demon brat

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jhirowolf · 7 months

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Jason and Damian, living their lives:

Lance, the dead brat Robin, pointing at both: pretenders

Tim, shocked: oh no he did not!

Lance, now looking at Tim: title stealer

Jason, rolling up his sleeves: come here you asshole!

Tim grabbing a broom: Now you've fucked up

Lance running away, passing Stephanie: COPYCAT!

Steph: oh, you bitch! *Joins the angry mob*

#dc comics #dc #batman #robins #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #jason todd #damian wayne #stephanie brown #red hood #spoiler #robin #lance bruner #the original blonde robin #the original bat brat #the original dead robin #tim drake #red robin #the original third robin

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gothamiteroommates · 7 months

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omg the Waynes are such entitled brats. the little one is cute though...but it still doesn't give him a pass. there I was, innocently spiking my ex's food with chili flakes (he can't handle spice for shit), you know the kind you get with pizzas? and this childe just knocks into me and sends the food (both his and mine, it was disgusting) all over me. my boss was pissed and the kid didn't even apologize, like, rUdE. wHo Do yoU tHiNk yOu arE???

~lynn

#onlyingotham #batfamily #dc universe #damian wayne #damian al ghul #brat child #respect your elders kid #ex's are ex's for a reason fight me

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iguessthisisanewobsession · 1 year

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Tim came to three horrible realizations when he came back to his game to find Damian with his headset.

1: Damian has been trying to bond by mimicking him and he hasn’t noticed.

2: Damian does not understand trash talk in video games.

3: Danny is now getting the full brunt of Damian’s wrath and scathing remarks.

Danny is currently having a great time playing Doomed.

There is currently a gremlin on Tim’s mic.

They remind him for his rouges, it was a comfort he’s been missing at college.