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insertcoolusernamehereee · 6 months

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OK OK, Hear me out.

So, I imagine Damian and Tim, when they team up, are the most JUDGY and BRUTAL siblings ever. Dukes getting there, but for now it’s these two, so here’s a lil skit:-

Damian and Tim:- *Arguing*

Dick:- *Striking a pose* How do I lookkkk-!

Damian:-

Tim:-

Damian:-

Tim:- *lip smack* mm’kay, Dick…you look…amazing! What do you think Damian.

Damian:- *side eye* mhmm,

Dick:-

Tim:- Just, maybe we can add and subtract some things, yeah? Damian, what do you suggest?

Damian:- Okay, first if all,

Dick:- Yeah?

Damian:- Burn the outfit.

Tim:-

Dick:-

Tim:-

Dick:-

Tim:- Ah ah ah! He’s getting to the second point!

Damian:- Then, go the mall, and get adult supervision to get some actual respectable clothing.

Dick:-

Dick:- *Insulted glare* Yeah, Okayy-

Tim:- I MEAN- At least he didn’t call you a worthless loser like he did with Jason...?

Damian:- Dressed like that? He did it for me.

Dick:-

Tim:-

Damian:-

Tim:- I want it said on paper that u defended you, but let’s go to the mall-

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If anyone wants to use this for a video/fan fiction/longer skit, go for it! Make sure to tag me/Link it in the comments though, we all want to read/see it <333

#tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #batfam #batfamily shenanigans #dc comics #jason todd #batman #damian wayne memes #those two are BRUTALLY honest #Tim trying to minimize the damage about to be done #but full heartedly supporting it.#Damian is LETHAL #Get my man Dick some ice for those burnsss #They mean well-#kinda-

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myshipsbesailing · 18 days

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Dick, pointing to Jason's photo : This is Jason. He was our brother. He liked literature and was very good at school. People would've told you he was violent but he was the sweetest and would've never been on the wrong side.

Damian, who has seen Jason training in the League of Assasins to commit homicide and probably mass murder in Gotham : Okay

#batfam memes #batbros #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #batboys #batman #batfam #dc robin #robin #nightwing #red hood #under the red hood #attack on the titan tower

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clarisse-doodles · 2 months

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inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

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princeoxca · 4 months

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game night

#wayne family adventures #batman #batfam #dick grayson #jason Todd #timothy drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #damian wayne #draw the squad #meme #art #digital art #princeorcaart #im sorry I had to bring back the meme #i love them all so much #also I’m just a causal batman enjoyer I’m new here #I just wanna clown

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arunneronthird · 1 year

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something clearly went wrong after kid one, bruce

#i may actually color them properly and post them as separate #but the meme #it was so important #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #robin #batman #dc comics #my art #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.

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poppingaround · 2 months

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Jason: Today I’ll be teaching how to stop using anti-self language.

Dick: I’m listening.

Jason: Instead of saying “I messed up.” say “Why don’t you stop me.”

Damian: Hm.

Damian: Instead of saying “You’re great.” say “You’re a higher stepping stone for me.”

Jason: You got it.

Dick: I don’t think that’s right…

Cass: Instead of saying “I’m sorry.” say “I didn’t do anything wrong.”

Jason: Exactly.

Dick: Not exactly.

Tim: Instead of saying “People should control the government.” say “I should control the entire world.”

Jason: Hell yeah.

Steph: Instead of saying “I’m not funny.” say “I alone decide what is funny.”

Duke: Instead of saying “Thank you.” say “ ”

Jason: Damn that’s good.

Jason: Your turn.

Dick: …Fine, instead of saying “I was wrong.” say “You are wrong.”

Jason: Well there’s still room to improve but it’s alright.

#jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #cassandra cain #tim drake #stephanie brown #duke thomas #batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #from a meme post I saw on Instagram lol

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dickkorylov3 · 7 months

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Batkids being asked "Why does Batman show the lower half of his face?" And the answers are actually pretty accurate 😂😂

If you like RobStar and other DC shananagans on the regular, why not follow me?? 😊🤷🏾‍♀️

#nightwing #red hood #red robin #robin 4 #batkids #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #batman #sons of batman #robins #dc heros #dc memes #dc comics

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leoleolovesdc · 5 months

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Jason [after a rough patrol with Damian]: Huh, that was fun! Wanna go for a drink?

Damian: Akhi, I’m 16

Jason: Wait, seriously?

Jason: Damn, I was convinced you were 12

#b4 anyone says anything im convinced jason wouldnt ever take a kid to drink #especially since both him and his mom struggled w addiction #this is js for the meme dont take it srsly #jason todd #damian wayne #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #robin #red hood #batfam #batkids #batsiblings #bat siblings #bat kids #bat bros #bat brothers #batfamily

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ev-arrested · 1 year

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A Damian twitter post for you all

Based on this tiktok.

#damain wayne #damain al ghul wayne #damian wayne al ghul #dc robin #batman #dc memes #batman memes #nightwing #dick grayson #batfam #batfamily #batbros #batkids #ev-arrested #bat brothers #batfam shenanigans #bat family

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movisual · 1 year

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bruce wayne seems like the exact type of dad to hear that his kid likes something and latch on to that info like a leech.

like dick says he likes the color blue and for the next x amount of years, everything bruce gets dick is in blue.

jason mentions liking strawberry flavoring and suddenly candy, drinks, ice cream, cake, doesnt matter, is all strawberry flavored

every holiday or birthday tim gets photography stuff. bruce gets tickets to attend photography gallerys and researches it in order to engage in conversation.

just that whole dad thing where he finds one (1) thing that his kid enjoys and latches onto that fact in order to connect to them (awkward for the kdis when its ten years later and theyre pretty indifferent to that thing now but you know their dad is trying so they’re not gonna say anything)