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polaraffect · 1 year

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y'all remember when book fairs used to have those "banned books" display sections that advertised books based on that fact that they had been banned in schools in the past and everyone went "haha wow, it's crazy that they banned books like this! what a wacky thing to do!" haha........ yeah....... who would even do that......

#damien.txt #honestly i would prefer to go back to ppl using it as a marketing strategy than it just. happening! in my state!#i'm so tired fr morality wars make me want to curl up in a ball & choke #yeah sure the books are indoctrinating your child. the exact same way YOU. the parent. are indoctrinating them.#sorry it's from a different viewpoint i forgot that we're all trying for a homogenized society here. land of the free and all that.#just generally speaking the shit that is getting passed in my state.... truly beyond belief.#shoutout to the diversity programs that are fully just. getting defunded! by state law! how haha funny of them.#please get me out of here i'm desperate #us politics #politics

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boy-king · 6 months

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i wish i was capable of any artistic ability whatsoever, because i was just made aware that there are two variations of my favorite Shakespeare quote: "there are more things in heaven and earth, horatio, than are dreamt of in (your/our) philosophy", and there are the obvious narrative and philosophical implications behind that, but really all i want to do with this information is draw a little comic that turns the line on its head and has hamlet & horatio in a sort of comforting embrace after witnessing the ghost, and hamlet says "there are more things in heaven and earth, horatio, than are dreamt of in your- our- philosophy". and then they kiss.

#damien.txt #that's a lie. they wouldn't kiss. they haven't built up enough homoerotic tension yet #instead the panel would linger on that moment as they stare at each other in this last moment together before... the rest of the play lol #sorry that my favorite shakespeare quote is the stereotypical pick but it just hits y'know. The Implications.#shakespeare #hamlet

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amalgamationink · 17 days

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NAPOWRIMO24 #2: Come, Come to the Sunset Tree (dedicated to the album The Sunset Tree by The Mountain Goats.)

#prompt: write a platonic love poem about either a person or an object. shld be written directly to the subject + include 3 memories w/ them.#this is a love poem to the album the sunset tree by the mountain goats lmao. thx for keeping me alive thru my teens ur a real one for that.#napowrimo #napowrimo 2024 #poetry #poems on tumblr #poets on tumblr #poetry on tumblr #spilled ink #writeblr #survival poetry #dare i tag tmg? i think not. last thing i need is for tmg fans to compare my lyrical prowess to jd's. don't worry i know it isn't close #damien.txt #image description in alt

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kemetic-dreams · 8 months

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Why is it every move I make turns out to be a bad one? Where's my guardian angel? Need one, wish I had one I'm right here, shorty, and I'ma hold you down You trying to fuck all these bitches? I'ma show you how But who-? (Name's D, like you, but my friends call me Damien) And I'ma put you hip to something (uh-huh) about this game we in You and me could take it there, and you'll be The hottest nigga ever living (that's a given?) You'll see Hmm, that's what I've been wanting all my life Thinkin' about my little man, so I call my wife Well, your dada is about to make it happen (What you mean, my nigga?) I'm about to make it rapping Today I met this cat, he said his name was Damien He thinks that we're a lot alike and wants to be my friend (You mean like Chuckie?) Ha ha, yeah, just like Chuckie (Dada, looks like we both lucky) Yeah

The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog How you gon' see him if you living in the fog? The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog How you gon' see him if you living in the fog? The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog How you gon' see him if you living in the fog? The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog How you gon' see him if you living in the fog?

Ay-yo, D (What up, D?) You's a smooth nigga I seen you when nobody knew who pulled the trigger Yeah, you know, it's always over dough You sure? I could have swore it was over a hoe Nah, nah, that ain't my style (igga, you stay fronting) But you're still my man, and I ain't gonna say nothin' Got some weed? Go 'head, smoke it (what?) Go 'head, drink it (what?) Go 'head and fuck shorty, you know I can keep a secret (aight) I'm about to have you driving, probably a Benz But we gotta stay friends, blood out, blood in Sounds good to me, fuck it, what I got to lose? Hmm, nothin' I can think of, any nigga would choose Got me pushing the whips, takin' trips across seas Pockets stay laced, nigga, I floss Gs For that nigga I would bleed, give him my right hand Now that I think about it, yo, that's my man!

The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog How you gon' see him if you living in the fog? The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog How you gon' see him if you living in the fog? The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog How you gon' see him if you living in the fog? The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog How you gon' see him if you living in the fog?

You like how everything is going? You like what I gave ya? You know if you was going down, I'd be the one to save ya But yo, I need a favor, these cats across town hate me Plus their behavior hasn't been too good lately What? Anything for you, dog, where them niggas at? 38th from Broadway (aight, let me get the gat) Run up on 'em strapped, bust off caps in four niggas Laid low for 'bout a month then killed two more niggas Now I'm ready to chill, but you still want me to kill Look at what I did for you! Dog, come on, keep it real! Aight, fuck it, I'ma do it, who is it this time? Ayy-yo, remember that kid Sean you used to be with in '89? Nah, that's my man! (I thought I was your man?) But yo, that's my nigga (hey, who's your biggest fan?) Either do it or give me your right hand, that's what you said I see now, it ain't nothing but trouble ahead (uh-huh)

The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog How you gon' see him if you living in the fog? The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog How you gon' see him if you living in the fog? The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog How you gon' see him if you living in the fog? The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog How you gon' see him if you living in the fog?

In the fog, the fog, living in the fog How you gon' see him if you living in the fog? How you gon' see him if you living in the fog? The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog To be continued, motherfuckers Ah-hahahahaha

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snowy-nostalgia · 1 year

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If Postal 2 Dude is a Brony, than Postal 1 Dude is a Monster High fan

#damien.txt #postal #postal 1 dude #his fave is either Clawdeen or Ghoulia

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thetextsystem · 14 days

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👎👎

#damien.txt #headache

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woofbur · 5 months

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oh rbrotebr itd so iver

#damien.txt

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dissociativealiens · 1 year

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Let’s play a game called why the fuck am I here again

#Damien.txt #IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

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vagrantclown · 2 years

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Good evening my good bitches it’s Damien and I’m back to say if you assaulted my host I hope you die a thousand fucking deaths

#fuck you #Damien.txt

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fardf150 · 2 years

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#ill stop making fun of him when im dead #akira 1988 #akira #tetsuo shima #damien.txt #akira tag

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polaraffect · 7 months

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i love bloodweave because it really is just the two most pathetic men in the world. a malewife and a trophy husband. both simultaneously the definition of sex appeal and sopping wet losers with no game. they want to rip each other apart and it's not even sexually. neither of them know how to do taxes. i want to study them under a microscope.

#damien.txt #the posts have convinced me. bloodweave it is.#listen the dynamic...... it's just so good.#doesn't help that i am in love with astarion and probably kin gale soooo. has that fun self-insert flavor #neither of them can do anything. like literally they are the most dysfunctional pair in existence #<3<3<3<3 #bg3 #bloodweave

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boy-king · 7 months

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kalashtar as a concept are so dumb (affectionate). generational trauma via a dream spirit in your head. imagine having the same imaginary friend as your mother and your mother's mother spanning back into the depths of time except it's not imaginary, and it also wants you to fight a war. also, you have telepathy.

#damien.txt #unironically my favorite setting-specific race lol #eberron is so silly in general i love playing in it. khorvaire as a country is so wild. pls everyone get your shit together #i miss my kalashtar character lowkey but also my build for them was awful lmaooo sooooo #d&d 5e

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amalgamationink · 10 days

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