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sicariodechinchulines · 7 months
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Damijon headcanon: Dami doesn't flirt, he COURTS.
•We tend to forgot WHERE and HOW Damian was raised. He just doesn't get the concept "Highschool sweetheart". when he first mentioned that, they were at a gala.
"-Im not interested on playdates, that's a waste of time.-" and they nodded because that's SOOO him, but then... "-If someone is interested on my being and dare to ask for my hand, I expect them to be ready for marriage. If not, then is just to be mean a ephemeral game that I won't even bother to remember, they shouldn't either."
Unnecessary to say that reporters we're so fucking excited with that response, so much that they didn't notice Dick Grayson hanging from a chandelier.
• and yes, he had a girlfriend before, even shared some kisses with other ladies and acted like a gentleman for them, but the truth is: he didn't take them seriously.
• Dami was ready for living alone and single, that's not the big deal, but Jon appeared again, and things started to get weird... in an amusing and warming way. Jon was now a mature good looking man, strong and good-natured as always. The little naive and childish boy was gone, and now was a man; a man worthy of his attention, in any areas.
• Without saying ANYTHING about his feels, he started to court Jon in the way he learned was appropriate, the problem is: Jon Kent is not a lady.
AND IS NEITHER SINGLE.
• Flowers, luxurious gifts and expensive jewelry. People started to suspect if Jon became some type of sugar baby for Damian, but when is questioned, Jon unsuspecting, answer "I don't know, rich people are weird"
• yes, people, Damian does HOLD the doors open for Jon, while ignoring the people behind, usually ending on them smashing their faces with the door.
• They rarely travel on cars, but when they do, Dami open the door for him; the bats are BEWILDERED by that.
• Needless to say that Jay DOES want to beat the shit out of him. (I don't blame him, if a sort of Arabic prince- heir of one of the biggest fortune in the world- a fucking Robin is trying to conquer MY boyfriend, I would love to beat the shit out of him too.)
Even if he's mad at him, don't see the point on competing with a child, because after all he's not even 15.
• Everyone knows that this boy is weird in SOOO many ways, but waiting 4 years until the object of your courtship is legally able to touch you, is little to much... even for Superman, who lost his virginity in his late twenties.
• Clark never say anything about that matter, first because he doesn't want to feed rumors, and second..
Because if he ADMIT that he would be okay with Damian marrying his son, Batman will KILL HIM.
•Even if he is worried about the future that Damian and Jon hold as best friends or partners, he can't denied that Damian devotion to Jon is cute.
Sorry but Clark is a hopeless romantic who loves his wife DEEPLY
(and he doesn't like Jay at all, he doesn't knows him as much he would like, neither is happy with the amount of info about his son that is on internet now thanks to jay's activism... but this ray of sunshine don't talk about that because, wHAT IF HE IS BEING HOMOPHOBIC OR SOMETHING?? Don't want to stress his boy with that.)
• after the SHOW Damian Wayne gave at that gala talking about his expectations on a partner and the PROPER way of courtship, the rumors about the younger Wayne being a heartbreaker like his father were over. NOW, they love to talk about how amazing and romantic Damian would be as a boyfriend.
When in an interview, a reporter mentioned Tim Drake-Wayne the titular "The teens dream: A prince like Damian Wayne. His thoughts about dating and how court a lady" he dissociated for 1 whole minute.
• the worst-best come now. Still hanging from that titular a journalist did DARE to ask about PRE-MARITAL SEX. (yes, Bruce demanded that journalist, yes, Bruce won.)
"- Isn't obvious? I'm against it, at least for myself. I don't find shame on waiting the proper person to lost your virginity with... even if I fall in love with SOMEONE who isn't virgin anymore, I'll wait anyway."
And yes, that was a hint for Jon. Jon didn't get it, but the press did.
It was funny how teen boys were so spiteful towards him and how teen girls were so delighted. Damian set the bar so high for Gotham boys.
• even with all the gifts and flowers and food, Jon is the ONLY ONE who don't notice. His mother did, his father did, Batman, Redhood, RedRobin and Nightwing DID, even StARFIRE AND THAT'S A LOT. a night after a mission she just said "Correct me if I'm wrong... but the little Robin is courting Superman according his culture standards, isn't?" And the whole Bat Boys just stared.
"That's adorable... a little gentleman!"
• They usually cuddle. It was hard for Jon getting used to it after YEARS gone, but Damian was weirdly okay with it, even pleased Jon can say.
But there was something unsettling. He don't cuddle him as before, instead he do it in a way that makes Jon feel incredibly conscious about himself, but safe anyway.
Damian does it on purpose, holding Jon head close to his chest when they are on the couch, caressing the side of Jon's jaw and lightly touching his temple.
If Jon is being lucky and Damian too tired, he will press his nose against his curls and close his eyes, answering anything with a lazy "mmh"
• Bruce is worried. He's not Clark, he's not tHAT optimistic. He knows his son and how unhinged and dangerous he can be, and see this said devotion as a time bomb. What if Jon is not that good??? Or Damian manage to CONQUER the teen's heart and decide to guide him into a darker path???? Jon probed that he can DIE for him in most of one occasion, Damian is starting to act the same and is unsettling.
Sorry if isn't readable, my mother language is Spanish and i learned English from comics, translator and weirdly poetic AO3 p0rn. If you're that kind, please point out my mistakes or care to give me an advice so I can better my grammar, ty so much!!!!
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kk-killer · 9 months
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Jonathan Kent POV (headcanon)
"they all wil say that Damian is capable of anything, at least he way more better than me. Damian's stronger, more intelligent, braver, cunning, persistent and confident by his nature. but i... i owe my powers to my great genes. there has never been a "strong" Jonathan Kent, but there has always been strong Damian Wayne."
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e-elizabeth-l · 2 years
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Damian: did it hurt when you fell
Jon: from what?
Jon: Heaven?
Jon: or in love 
Damian:
Jon:
Damian: beloved as much as would love to save your ego 
Damian: *mumbling* which is not much 
Damian: you just face planted after falling from a height of five thousand miles while not having restored all your powers after getting in contact with Kryptonite 
Jon: I'm fiiiine
Damian: I really think you are not
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jonathan-samuel-smith · 7 months
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Jon and Damian being autistic has become so essential to me. Jon is the excitable autistic guy who gets too loud, too happy, too talkative, too much.
Damian is the aloof autistic boy who doesn't filter himself and says things that are true but people are too polite to say, who doesn't show emotion because he doesn't quite know how to.
They're different but they're the same. They look like opposites, emotional vs emotionless, loving vs uncaring. But they understand eachother so very well.
Jon thinks "yeah, it was rude, but it was true, and he didn't do it to hurt you.", he thinks "he loves me and it's crazy you can't see that.", he thinks "I envy his unmasking, I envy his quiet, I understand why he does what he does."
Damian thinks "I love how he's always honest about how he feels. I love how he doesn't hide his reactions. I envy his emotional intelligence. We understand each other."
It's something neurotypicals just don't get. They think "that's antisocial behavior".
To all my fellow autistics, I hope you find the Jon to your Damian, the Damian to your Jon. Don't change for anyone.
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devine-fem · 8 months
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they definitely watch naruto together and i bet it was jon who put it on one sleepover and from that night on damian was hooked ever since
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jonssillyplanet · 4 months
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Headcanon that Jon has a problem with sugar and that's why Lois doesn't let him have too much.
On Christmas while his family's drinking and eating, he'd eat the candies from the socks and would be unable to sleep due to too much sugar, spending the whole night doing singing along random songs on his playlist (Lois can sleep peacefully but Clark has to wear ear plugs due to his super hearing)
When Damian first saw Jon all cuddly and energetic after eating too much sugar at the fortress of attitude he'd promise himself to not let him eat that much again but also lets himself enjoy the attention
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spider-jaysart · 11 months
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Damijon Headcanon that when Damian and Jon moved into together as young adults and as boyfriends, Jon kept his Superman blanket and pillow sheets to sleep with on their bed
Damian tries convincing him to switch to a blanket that's much more mature for their age, but no matter what, Jon just refuses since he doesn't want to get rid of them, so Damian has to keep dealing with it everynight for a while longer
So then later on Damian decides to just buy his own blanket and pillow sheets to sleep with while Jon gets to sleep with his Superman ones on his side of the bed, so they both get what they want
After some time though, they later began to not really care about it anymore and just let both of the blankets mix with eachother since they're already used to having them both there (and also because Jon would keep cuddling Damian almost everynight, which would just bring their blankets together all the time) and also because it brings extra comfort, especially when warmth is needed during cold nights
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galahadwilder · 1 year
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Every member of the Batfam ships Damian with someone different and they have frequent ship wars about it that are starting to resemble actual wars. (The argument on Raven vs. Jon left bullet holes in the Batcave wall; the argument on Colin vs. Maya nearly caused Tim to crash the Batmobile.)
Aroace Damian Wayne, meanwhile, is wondering why his family is so worked up about cargo liners.
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puppiesandnightlock · 3 months
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MODERN AU SCIENCE TEACHER JON AND REVRSE ROBINS WHERE HE'S DICK OR JASON'S TEACHEER AND MEETS DAMIAN WHEN DAMIAN PICKS THEM UP ONE DAY
or just normal ages where damian picks up a next gen kid like mar'i
or maybe lizzie
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jonathankentstuff · 4 months
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HEYYY GUYS ARE WE READY FOR SOME TRANS BOY JON KENT HEADCANON?!#??
Hell yeah!
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Jon crying on Damian's shoulder after he gifted him a binder because of how often Jon was venting about his dysphoria to Dami
Jon gets purposefully misgendered/deadnamed:
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Upset
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UPSET.
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fryingpan1234567 · 1 year
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Ladies and gentlemen and everything in between, it is nine degrees Fahrenheit outside
as a result: how well different DC characters handle the cold (because we all know it gets freezing in Gotham, sometimes right in the middle of the summer. Metropolis, Star, and Central City aren’t much better.)
Damian Wayne: he’s been raised from a very young age to withstand conditions harsher than most adults- cold was included in that package. However, that doesn’t mean he likes it. He’s right there with his siblings when they get back from a particularly frigid patrol, stumbling to the nearest fireplaces and dialing every naturally warm-running Kryptonian they know for cuddles (of course Dami would only ever be cuddling with Jon, but sometimes it’s nice to be sandwiched between him and Kara as well)
(That in itself is a sight to behold- Cass and Steph snuggling up to their gf Kara who totally has work tomorrow, Jon forcing Dami into his lap with like six blankets so he doesn’t get sick, Tim is literally melted into Conner’s side and hasn’t woken up since he got here, Dick and a reluctant Jason are sharing a massive blanket with Kon, and Clark and Bruce take pictures before sneaking off to cuddle without the prying eyes of their kids while Alfred makes everyone hot cocoa)
There are several heroes including the Flash, Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and ofc their respective people (speedsters, Kryptonians, Amazons, Atlantians) who don’t really… get cold. They tend to be used as heated blankets for other JL members and their kids lol
Wally West does not like the cold. Although he never has to worry about it actually damaging him because of his healing factor, it’s just unpleasant as a whole. So that means he comes home to Dick from patrol shivering, with a brand new cold, and pissed off. Dick will just hold him under multiple blankets in bed, watching Disney’s Frozen until they’re both asleep.
Jason Todd is used to it. He grew up on the streets and before that in poverty, so he’s no stranger to Gotham winter. He’ll often give his leather jacket and gloves to people he sees without, leaving him in just his suit and maybe he starts to get a bit chilly by then but it’s so worth it to know he made someone’s night a little more bearable. Plus he’s got a boyfriend and daughter to warm him up when he gets home.
Harley Quinn is an absolute psychopath and rarely wears a coat, even when it’s in the negatives. She’s out there in her pigtails (dyed green and red instead of blue and pink for the holidays!!) and skimpy skirts, not a sign of the winter in sight as far as her outfit goes (unless you count the hideous tree skirt she’s wrapped around her shoulders like a poncho). Something about her is just… immune. And it’s great, bc her gf Ivy definitely does not do quite as well as her in the cold and she’s happy to provide warmth whenever necessary.
Jon Kent is aware that it’s cold outside, but the funny thing is that it doesn’t bother him until he starts thinking about it. Like he’ll be on patrol with Dami or Conner, perfectly fine, and all of a sudden he’s aware of Damian’s chattering or Conner tugging his jacket closer at a gust of wind and then he’s so cold he wants to claw his own skin off. Luckily, whoever he’s with is willing to get him a hot cocoa at the nearest coffee shop, but still, he hates the cold. As a Kryptonian, it’s just unnatural.
Bruce Wayne has had hypothermia so many times in his Batman days that his temperature sensors are honestly dead. Obviously not great, but it means he can sit atop a gargoyle with 70mph frigid winds whipping past and hold whatever bird is tucked beneath his cape to hide from the weather without being affected whatsoever. There is a limit- Alfred has ordered that he come home when the frostbite kicks in, because he does need all his limbs to fight crime, but that’s the extent of his winter protection.
Tim Drake is the type of guy to forget it’s December and march out the house in a short sleeve, almost get blown off his feet by an aggressive breeze, declare “NOPE” and head right back inside. In the winter he does prefer mochas, but he adds so many extra shots of espresso you almost can’t even taste the chocolate anymore. Only Tim Drake could find Christmas horror movies, but he manages, and that’s how he spends 90% of his wintertime, Conner tucked into his side like a personal bf heater.
You know who really likes the cold? Diana Fucking Prince. She never got snow or even so much as a chilly breeze on the island- and you know what the snow does remind her of? That night. The one where she and Steve slow danced in the town square after saving the village, all the way back in WWII. It was the first time she’d ever experienced the cold, but it thankfully wasn’t the last (:
With that guys I gotta go to bed- I’m finally on winter break!! Have a good morning/ night/ 4am y’all 🥰
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sicariodechinchulines · 6 months
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DOMESTIC DAMIJON IN THEIR TWEENIES, BABYSITTING TRINITY AND ARGUING ABOUT EXPENSES (and why the fuck Damian decided to buy a $2000 coffee maker)
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alfredsolos · 1 year
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Imagine Damian and Jon being the same age and going to highschool together. But with a little twist!
Jon's in his emo phase, wearing Kon's old jackets and Damian's dark shirts and stuff, while Damian wears cream and white colors looking all soft and delicate. They look like the cliche bad boy and the second-love-interest duo, where they fall for the same girl.
Another thing that would be fucking hilarious is that they'd, seperetaly, be-friend some random girl and would get jelaous of each other after finding out that the other is also her friend. Not because they are in love with her, but because they have crushes on each other.
So they'd try to split each other up (not-so-subtly) and rumors would go around of them being in some kind of love triangle.
The girl would secretly know that they liked each other (not knowing they're best friends or know each other at all) and try to set them up thinking they have some kind of internalized homophobia.
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e-elizabeth-l · 2 years
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I want to read a “right person, wrong time” fic about damijon 
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jonathan-samuel-smith · 4 months
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TW bipolar discussion and nonconsensual kissing, mental health discussion
So about Saturn Girl kissing Jon without his ability to consent to it: I get that she isn't actively deciding to mind control the people around her, but she does have a choice in the matter. Her family wanted her to stay home until she could control her mind control powers, but she didn't want to and left. To me that's like if I noticed I was manic (not hypomanic) and didn't go to the mental hospital... Like I can't control my bipolar but I have the choice to stay away from others when it would harm them. That's not even a good comparison though because my judgement isn't clear enough to consistently do that when I'm manic, whereas she is at baseline and is able to think rationally. I wouldn't blame someone with bipolar because they have no choice, but I'm just saying the obvious choice would be to keep yourself away from others even if it's not fun for you. I feel like I can blame her, because she has a choice.
I do sympathize with her, but I really think she's hurting others disproportionately to the distress she feels stuck at home, and that's not okay.
If you look back on the events with the knowledge that she can't turn off her mind control, you see how manipulative she is, especially to Jon, and she does high-control group tactics: love bombing, isolation, guilt tripping, not letting him have rest alone where he would have time to realize he didn't want this.
I don't like the JonDami narrative that Jon was an asshole for leaving Damian in the past or was running away from his problems, because in my view he was dragged into a cult and I can't blame him for that, especially because he was extremely vulnerable at the time. I also don't believe Jon would have left in the first place if he knew up front that he couldn't bring Damian to at least visit him.
Jon had been in a state of fight or flight for around 6 years (not just talking about the volcano because there was also his verbally abusive grandpa and their deadly adventures and being trapped in space, and then him struggling to survive on the streets and trying to find a way home after he escaped) and the first time he really got a chance to cool down was when he was talking with Damian. He really needs a long break, therapy, and medication because what he went through can't be treated with therapy alone as the stress has chemical effects in the brain that need to be adjusted.
The writers don't care about how Jon should be extremely hypervigilant and defensive and anxious. I guess that's just not brave enough for a superhero, nevermind that leaving the house and getting treatment for these things, learning to trust again, and letting people help you is so much braver than punching guys when you have superpowers. It's natural to fight when your fight or flight is activated in a protective manner, but doing the logical thing when every signal in your body is telling you not to is really damn hard. The only coward is DC for giving Jon trauma and not actually writing a traumatized character.
That all being said, Damian clearly doesn't see how Jon is being manipulated, probably because his head is full of self hatred & doubting & repressed desires to ask Jon to stay, and thinks he needs to go against his abandonment trauma by swinging the pendulum too far in the opposite direction in his speech. With his c-ptsd and abandonment issues I can see him becoming bitter towards Jon for going to the future.
That could make for a really complex fanfiction, don't you think? The conflict coming from their unique life experiences and traumas, and them learning to understand each other like they're always doing. This misunderstanding of intentions born not out of something dumb like hearing the wrong thing or being unclear in language, but from their different points of view.
My jondami au where Jon leaves the legion early is calling me lmao "Isaac we have more problems for you to fix~"
That being said I have no exclusivity to these ideas for writing.
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devine-fem · 7 months
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i feel like damian does domestic things for jon like tie his tie when he’s in a civilian outfit, or sew his cape back together when its torn, or help him put on his cape for his supersuit.
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