#damnit

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Inflation so bad Gotham rent went up from $2.78 a month to $2.80 a month

#damnit #Bruce immediately does SOMETHING and rent goes back down #only in gotham #gotham #bruce wayne #batman family #batfamily #batfam #Batman

[sango-haveaniceday]

Has this been done yet

#neil gaiman #ryan reynolds #twitter #twitter refugees #tumblr #tumblr hellsite #shitpost #meme #the simpsons #no homers allowd #lmao #i had an idea and here it is #pls appreciate my zero edition skills #I JUST NOTICED THE TYPO #DAMNIT

[tinsnip]

Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the prize. The one thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart.

—Lois McMaster Bujold

#FUCKING #AAAAAAAARGH #always one of my fave quotes #and now it’s hereditary enemies coded #DAMNIT #lois mcmaster bujold

[revlischarm]

I can’t fucking believe I never realized that Morro’s design in canon is the fucking same outfit as the Ninja’s pilot gi. Like holy shit. Those were the first gi that Wu had given the Ninja and like??? The fact that Morro’s outfit is the same as that can’t be a coincidence????? WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO SAY, WRITERS

#I can’t believe #how can I call myself a Morro Stan when I never noticed this #damnit #revlis speaks #ninjago #lego ninjago #Morro #ninjago morro

[shokujin-art]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE IVORY WRAITH CAN HECK YOU UP WHEN DEFENDING ALEX'S FARM ???!

#dol #degrees of lewdity #dol ivory wraith #dol pc #myart #Gonna destroy that wraith at some point HHHHHH #Thinking of alex having to deal with all the thugs while Lyra is getting downed by the ivory wraith 😂😂 #damnit

[freckleslikestars]

Favourite X-FILES Episode Countdown {3/24} 3.23 | Wetwired

#txf #the x files #msr #x files #txfedit #my gifs #birthdaycountdown #GA gifs #xf gifs #that last one is looking super crispy when I upload it and queue the post but I'm really hoping its gonna post fine #if not then...at this point idgaf tbh #aww shit i've just remembered might be my lossy settings are still screwed up #that might be it #damnit #oh well i don't have the energy to fix it now #I'll get it fixed for the next set if I remember

[inevitably-ineffable-husbands]

Crowley's Bentley = Crowley's Heart?

Putting on them clown damned shoes again, y'all. Had a thought last night while typing out today's additions to my GO S2 Meta...

Is Crowley's Bentley supposed to be a metaphor for his heart?

THINK ABOUT IT:

In Season 1:

The Bentley survives the fire because Crowley believes with all his heart that he and the car will make it to save Aziraphale.

Crowley drives fast because his love for Azzie makes his heart race.

Speaking of driving too fast, when Aziraphale say's "you drive too fast for me Crowley", subtextually he means "your heart moves too fast for me, I'm not ready for you".

In Season 2:

Crowley's houseplants (the only things he supposedly loves) are in his Bentley (home is where the heart is??). He didn't have the heart to throw them away, so... he put them in his heart where they will be loved.

Crowley sends Aziraphale away from the bookshop to protect him from the threat of Heaven, and the safest place he knows is (his heart) The Bentley, which will take care of Azzie. He literally locks Azzie away in his heart to keep Azzie safe and sheltered away from everyone.

Crowley can feel everything happening in and around the Bentley. He knows when his heart slowed down because he wasn't worried about Aziraphale anymore; his heart desires to please Aziraphale and make him happy by driving slow, playing music Aziraphale loves, offering him sweets, and being painted yellow like Crowley's eyes. Crowley only threatens because he's worried Aziraphale will find out that he loves him if the Bentley keeps up with being adoring to Aziraphale. GUYS I THINK WE'RE GOING TO GET A DOTING-HUSBAND-CROWLEY is what I'm getting at, here.

That said, the Bentley ADORES Aziraphale, trying to follow him and keep him safe. And immediately does what Aziraphale asks, just like Crowley usually does.

At the end of S2E6, the Bentley plays the music Crowley is thinking about immediately after their spat and his failed confession, then shuts it off angrily because he’s heart broken... so he “breaks the (love) song” by shutting it off and out of his heart.

BASICALLY what I'm saying is that in the 90 or so years he's owned the Bentley is when he truly realized he was IN LOVE with Aziraphale and poured all that love into the Bentley instead to compensate.

Shax even says to Aziraphale in S2E4:

"Sometime, in the last 80 or 90 years, I remember hearing that you and Crowley were an item."

Very specific numbers, mentioned TO the love interest inside of the damned Heart itself, isn't it? And we know Shax can read into people's hearts (she does it numerous times in the season, specifically with the Crowley mirror, Maggie, in S2E5 and again to Aziraphale in S2E6, revealing more about Crowley and Azzie).

I reckon there's a LOT more, but like... DAMN this feels like Phones and Hearts all over again. I'm not sure if this makes the Bookshop Azzie's heart (right now I'm thinking MAYBE??), but that's something else to explore after another rewatch. That would mean, if the Bookshop was Azzie's heart, that he realized a LOT longer ago than Crowley he loved him. Hmm.

Let me know what y'all think! <3

#good omens #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #spoilers #crowley's bentley #crowley's heart #go metaphors #go meta #my meta #good omens meta #my thoughts #putting on my clown makeup as we speak #i might be getting deeper guys #my endless rewatching to support the show #is turning into obsession about subtext again #damnit #subtext in go

[y-he-ourple-tho]

i love him 💖

#cat MAN! #couldnt sleep #so #yeah #fnaf #animation #william afton #cat #husker ass cat man #*stare* #damnit

[wisp-of-chaos]

Pure Sibling Energy there

#gaming #random rambling #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #karlach #astarion #damnit #every time astarion talks about his past it JUST HURTS

[samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires]

im going to hell but i love it, enjoy the vriska universe edit i made (: sorry that it may be messy

#alastor #hazbin hotel #vriska universe #steven unvierse au #vriska #lapis lazuli #lapistor #FUCK I DIDN'T COLOR IN HIS MONOCLE #DAMNIT

[blmpff]

Our Dining Table (2023) 1x10

#our dining table #bokura no shokutaku #wheres that 'hold on lemme just hold on' crying cat meme #im not crying ur crying #damnit #favorite scenes #episode 10 #blmpff

[anexistingexistence]

This line from Heartsong but it's Avior and Starlight

#shameless promo for one of my favorite book (series) ever #if you liked avior/starlight #you'll like heartsong #if you like magic #you'll like the entire green creek series #go read book #damnit #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted avior #redacted starlight

[justarandombrit]

The rational part of my brain: Owen is dead, Curt buried the body after shooting him in the head.

A tiny part of me: BUHUHUHUUT THE WORDINHG IS SO SPECIUFIC

#i think about this line too much #i would actually want owen to survive #it would devalue curt's arc #but goddamn curtwen has such a grip on me #spies are forever #saf #tin can bros #tin can brothers #tcb #*wouldn't #damnit

[dyrewrites]

Having my blood drawn and the phlebotomist asks, "What are your plans for the rest of the day?"

As one does, totally normal question, for which I was foolish and honest, "Writing, probably...or revising rather, it's already written."

"Revising?"

"Oh, novel. It's a novel."

"Ooh, what's it about?"

And now we flounder remembering how words work despite trying desperately to make words into a career, "It's an urban fantasy...about wishes? I...it's hard to explain." that didn't explain even a single thing what is wrong with me.

"Sounds neat though. This your first one?"

People are never this curious, what is happening, "No, I have another one, different one."

"How'd that one do?"

"It's not published. It's in beta."

"To see if it's good enough to be published?"

"Basically."

"Ah, so that's how that works. Neat. You have anything published then?"

Who is this woman, "Short stories."

"Ooh."

"Horror stories."

"...oh."

Exactly the response that always gets. >.<

#she stopped asking though #so i win #also poked me way too much because my veins are stupid #i am full of holes now #not writing #but kind of related #I COULD HAVE TOLD HER THERE'S A PHLEBOTOMIST IN IT #DAMNIT

[mysicklove]

Oh hang on lemme just part 2

Werewolf akaza in heat you come him and he’s there crying he can’t relieve the emptiness in his hole several dildos and other sex toys are spread around him yet nothing works you walk into the room and he’s crying out your name ass up begging for you to fill it….

Okay I’ll see myself out

🚶‍♂️💨

you walk in the bedroom to see Akaza on the bed, on all fours with his ass hanging in the air. he is balanced on one of his forearms, the other reaching back to drive a dildo into himself. you. he’s withering, mouth open to let out broken moans at every thrust. his dick hangs pathetically beneath him, flopping against his thighs and stomach with every thrust of his hand.

when he hears you open the door, he start sobbing from relief. finally he won’t go insane anymore. you’ll help him. help him feel better.and “h-hurts! i can’t—it’s not enough! please—help. help!”

you knew it has got to be bad, considering the desperation in his voice, the way his canines are biting into his lip. being caught like this would usually send him spiraling, but now he seems to beg for you to see him like this, do anything you want to him.

and of course you know immediately what he wants, the body language says it all, instinctively. he’s presenting for someone, he wants to be filled.

so you move behind his trembling ass, and help steady his hips, kissing the flesh to try to calm him down. he whimpers when you move his hand away and you grab onto the black silicon dildo, giving it a couple testing thrusts.

he sobs into the pillow, unintentionally shaking his hips closer to you. “more. more. please, i need more!”

and you just coo at him, reaching over with one hand to cup his cock, giving it some needed pumps. he keens, letting out slightly inhumane noises, but all you do is smile and pick up the pace of the thrusts. “shhhh it’s okay, gonna fuck you till you can’t walk? sound alright baby?”

he teeth latches onto the pillow and he shakes his head desperately, tears and drool dripping down his flushed face.

#thirsting hours #akaza thirsts <3 #this was gross #damnit

[shokogast]

love it whenever i start to get back into starkid shows i always find myself in a loop-around straight back to Spies Are Forever and an anvil drops onto my head and crushes my soul forever and it’s solely because of joey richter and curt mega

#GOD I NEED TO REWATCH SPIES ARE FOREVER #THAT SHOW RUINED ME #not LITERALLY but still #MAN. MAN. #just thinking again about curt and joey’s performances in it. jesus christ #once a spie always a spie foreeeeeverrr #killing myswlf dead #/j #starkid #tin can bros #spies are forever #joey richter #curt mega #AND MARY KATE WILES TOO FUCK #I LOVE TATANIA #DAMNIT