#damon salvatore quote

[damon-the-eternal-stud-salvatore]

I fixed my question! What would Damon do if he watches twilight movie with You?

He’d spend the whole movie making fun of Edward and his “killer” skin. He’d pick apart every single thing Edward did wrong and how he would’ve done it differently.  You’d roll your eyes at his antics and bump his shoulder and tease, “So, show me your best spider monkey.” 

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[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/n, over text: Turn around.

Y/n: No, the other way.

Y/n: Wrong way again.

Damon: Where are you??

Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

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[felizzlemynizzl]

#current mood #steve harrington #eddie munson #jamie campbell bower #kiefer sutherland #the lost boys #dean winchester #jax teller #austin butler #angel mayans #billy hargrove #dacre montgomery #edward cullen #joe keery #joe goldberg #thomas shelby #ivar the boneless #damon salvatore #daily life #life quote #realshit #realtalk #2000s nostalgia #y2k nostalgia #spongebob squarepants #spongebob meme #fezco euphoria #euphoria fez

[athenasalvatore1922]

Damon: Where are you two going?

Stefan: To get ice cream

Y/n: Or commit a felony

Stefan and Y/n: We'll decide on the way

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[satrryeys4eva]

Y/N: Don’t kill me, I have a boyfriend.

Bandit: You think I care about that?

Y/N: No, this isn’t a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.

Bandit: Wha-

Damon, kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!

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[fandoms--fluff]

Damon after being put in charge of Caroline and Elena's little siblings because they're in college:

Stefan: Where's Y/n and Jeremy?

Damon: They went out

Stefan: They're grounded!

Damon: ...Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?

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[morgane-art]

Stefan : If I could nail any celebrity, it would be y/n...

Stefan : Because she's the star of my heart.

Y/n : Aw.

Y/n : mine would be Hugh Jackman !

Stefan : ...

Elena : ...

Damon *bursts out laughing*

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[slutisnotabadword]

“So You Can Either Resent Me Or Love Me, But You're Stuck With Me.”

Bamon

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[jeronicashippersclub]

INCORRECT QUOTES!

Damon: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Elena: Haha I -

Klaus, barging in: Caroline is just lovely. Thanks for asking.

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[winter-berries]

Klaus: i poisoned someone’s drink, but i forgot which one

Elijah: you did WHAT?!

Stefan: the way this dinner’s going, i hope it’s mine

Damon: *chugs faster*

#incorrect tvd quotes #klaus mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #stefan salvatore #damon salvatore #the mikaelsons #mikaelson shenanigans

[witchcraftandgeekness]

#kol mikaelson incorrect quote #kol mikaelson #i made it myself #i am very happy about it #jeremy gilbert #tvd #tvdu #the originals #mikaelson family #the originals incorrect quotes #tvd incorrect quotes #damon salvatore #or what is left of him #kol's last three braincells

[damon-the-eternal-stud-salvatore]

Hello 👋

WWDD if he found me crying?

He’d enter your space slowly, trying to gauge how you’re feeling exactly. If you want him to sit next to you without touching you and listen. If you want him to wrap his arms around you in a hug. Or if he can grab your hand and convince you to take a walk with him and tell him what’s on your mind.  Above all, he’d listen. He’d wait. Then once you were done, he would give you what you need whether it be advice, sympathy, or help you hide a body.

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[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/n: If I die, donate my body to science for research.

Caroline: Okay…

Y/n: Except my middle finger. Send that to Damon.

Damon: Hey-

Caroline: Done.

Damon: Hey!

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[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

Stefan: Damon and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Alaric: *Sighing* What did Damon do? Stefan: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Damon: Who wants a steering wheel?

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[athenasalvatore1922]

Damon: Y/n is extremely dangerous

Elena: Damon that's your daughter:

Damon: I know

Caroline: What makes her dangerous?

Damon: She can drive anyone insane with a single conversation

Klaus: She really can, it makes you question everything you've ever thought of or done in your life

[Y/n laughing in the distance]

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[so-long-soldier-writes]

damon: y/n, have you seen kai?

y/n: not since the last time i saw him

damon: and when was that?

y/n: the last time i saw him?

damon: hm

y/n: definitely the time i saw him last

#source: teen wolf #tvd incorrect quotes #the vampire diaries #damon salvatore #kai parker #damon: *eye rolls*