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ggblasts · 24 days
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Spotted: Serena van der Woodsen leaving her gynecologist's office just hours ago. She tried her best to stay incognito during her appointment but my reliable sources have identified her and confirmed her visit anyway. Maybe she needs a lesson or two from someone who actually knows how to not be spotted and have your deepest secret(s) revealed. Not one of you lot though because you all don't know better either. Now let's get to the good and juicy parts of this blast, shall we? Visiting a gynecologist in a women's world is nothing spectacular, I know, but it does become interesting when you find out you're carrying our beloved Mayor's child under your heart! Yes, you heard that right. Serena van der Woodsen is pregnant. However, it's not the first time our favorite It-Girl was pregnant. Lonely Boy aka Dan Humphrey was about to be a dad once too. Bet you didn't know that, did you, Humphrey? Two years into your marriage, your lovely now ex-wife then wife made sure to get rid of the baby before you'd ever find out she was pregnant. Maybe she did it because she knew your marriage was doomed, maybe she didn't believe you would ever be a good father, who knows, but what I do know is she didn't want children with you. This time Serena my sources have told me wants to keep the baby so the child was never the problem. Serena, thank you for the perfect opportunity to reveal two secrets in one day. Now the only question I have left is who you're going to talk to first? Dan or Nate? Feels nostalgic to make that decision, doesn't it? XOXO, Gossip Girl @xoxoserenavanderwoodsen @nathanielxarchibald @danhumphreyx
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lilianade-comics · 8 months
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snippets of post AGIT Cheese Melt because, well, I'm predictable. Also featuring post AGIT Dan because I love him~
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i don't want to lay blame but the correlation between the slow decay of my higher mental functions and izzy's titties is pretty damn high
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puppetmaster13u · 4 months
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Prompt 115
“Seriously old man?” the rumbling voice nearly caused Tim to jump, his eyes darting away from where Ras was sitting, the Al Ghul almost seeming to perk. It was kind of hard to miss the man… teen… being? It was kind of hard to miss the owner of the voice what with how their hair looked like it was on fire. 
They motioned around at well, everything, crimson eyes looking exasperated. “Really?” They were definitely motioning towards him, interrupting Ras when he opened his mouth to talk. “No, I don’t want to hear it, I swear- Did he kidnap you?” That was definitely aimed at him. 
“N-no?” Tim was feeling slightly unbalanced and may be on hour sixty without sleep at this point, if the hour long nap was counted. “I need help finding my not-dad who's lost in time.” 
The being let out a strangled noise that Tim could nearly swear was almost another one, but couldn’t vocalize his slurred thoughts as the dude muttered something, motioning around as though he was tempted to strangle something or someone. 
Ras cleared his throat, looking almost awkward which was how Tim knew he had to be dreaming or drugged. Probably drugged. “Jordan, how good to see you, it’s been so long-”
“Can it Pops,” the being-named-Jordan scoffed, finger pointing towards the Demon’s Head. “Moms still pissed and isn’t coming back any time soon with you still pulling this shit.” 
Tim felt his brain stall, process for a moment, then process some more over what he just heard before his mouth ran before it could catch up. “Ras is married???” 
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gyossaith · 1 year
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Illustration for H.P. Lovecraft’s “Call of Cthulhu” by Dan Hillier.
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less-amazing · 3 months
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he's just so articulate
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doodlerh · 8 months
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ok rip i said id draw more but i can't </3
#h doodles#honkai star rail#trailblazer#caelus#march 7th#dan heng#hsr#i wanted to draw all three of em going like :D and being happy piled on top of each other but alas#i can't. ive been sitting with this in my drafts for Too Long#i no longer have da drive to draw em#tomorrow i'll be out till the evening but i think i'll finally draw double face#i also wanna draw some prosekai maybe bc i just ifnished the gamer event and i have so many thoughts#im gonna have to probably leave the house at 8am again ughhh i thought id be able to REST MORE now that my camp has ended#granted i wake up at 6am no matter what but i like at least three hours to just zone out#oh yea i still believe in caelus fidgeting w his clothes when hes stressed#its a normally fitting shirt but he keeps stretching out the hem bc hes always like yankin it this way and that#i think dan heng is v interesting (coming from a dont understand any of the lore standpoint) bc hes like#a what a billion year old dragon guy but he just pretends hes a human and becomes best friends w these two#i wanted to also do a thing about how they all feel awkward around each other but just want things to go back to normal#so they like hug n stuff..#and welt (who has plenty of his own secrets) tells him basically hey son u are always part of the astral express famipy#an dan heng who has probably been lonely till he came on the astral express is like :'(#okay. well. anyway GOOD NIGHT#less than a month till i return to school HELLO?#insane. i cant even think about it#im gonna see my roommie tomorrow!! yippee!!#gn all#sorry i couldnt draw more
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ahappyphjl · 4 months
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there was no plot
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pinkbumblebees · 2 months
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marbearmarigold · 4 months
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*clicks out of instagram*
*stares at phone home screen*
*slowly and shakily moves thumb over to the tumblr icon*
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ggblasts · 2 months
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Spotted: The next round of arrivals for my reveal event! Ella looking like a savvy business woman in her adorable black suit. Chanlder looking like he's only here to stop me talking about his upcoming break up with Sabrina. Luna looking like she's about to go yacth hopping, if you know what I mean. Chuck looking like he's about to attend the funeral of his foe. Roxanne looking like a mistress...I mean, looking hot in her outfit. Dean looking like he's about to be in a Green Day cover band. Pope looking jlike he's slowly turning into a Kook. Caine looking like a hottie. Bryce looking lke Evelyn's secret boyfriend. Dan looking like...well Dan. Reid looking like he's trying to make up for not being in Asher's life. Frankie looking like a soon to be MILF. Brandon looking like a whole snack Keep the looks coming! XOXO, Gossip Girl @ellaxhampton @iamchandlerford @iamlunala @chuckbbass @roxannelong @iamdeanadler @pope--heyward @caine-evans @bryce-cunningham @danhumphreyx @reidthorton @frankieastor @brandonadamsx
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yesloulou · 7 months
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Daniel and Nico at the RS19 car launch 💛🖤
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staysaneathome · 6 months
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In honor of the Mentopolis finale, may I submit for your perusal:
Mentopolis Family Sitcom
Featuring:
Conrad Schintz as our lovable young protagonist
Justin Fication as his Best Friend
The Fix as protective, fun-fact-filled father
Pasha N. as affectionate, intensely enthusiastic mother
Ronnie Reptile as snake-obsessed, artistic younger brother
Madame Guilta Loathing as the stern, secretly repressed teacher
Daniel Fucks as wacky, hijinx-fueled uncle
Hunch Curio as his easily distracted, well-meaning partner
Anastasia Tension as world-wise, chronically underpaid vodka aunt
Fanny Fawnsworth as her eager-to-please, maybe slightly criminal girlfriend
Imelda Pulse as extravagant, mischievous champagne aunt
H. V. Lance as her devoted, quasi-conspiracy-theorist fiancé
Bonus: Elias Hodge as resident family friend and weird neighbor
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audible301 · 7 months
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Elias is dating Coffee Shop Girl
Anastasia is dating Fawn
Imelda eloped with H V Lance
The Fix proposed to Pasha and they took over the orphanage together
Dan is bringing Conrad and Justin into his business and opening his heart in his own way
And Hunch? Hunch found Foot Stuff
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trauma-insence · 8 months
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Neil Josten would commit tax evasion simply because he forgot taxes exist
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