#dandelion shenanigans

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 13

How was Jaskier supposed to know that the lovely woman he spent the night with had a husband? Let alone a husband in a big scary poacher gang? So Jaskier is hauling ass through the forest, only to get his leg caught in a beartrap. He faceplants (very daintily, prettily, and most certainly not with an embarrassing wail, thank you very much) and begins sobbing with the pain. Not to mention his cheap lute breaking into splinters. Great. Just great. What a LOVELY day he's having! A pure white werewolf with bright golden eyes suddenly prowls out of the bushes, growling at him, and Jaskier decides that today really is his worst day. No matter how majestic the beast is, this is cearly the end of Jaskier the bard. He sobs and begs to live, apologizing profusely, and the last thing he sees is the monstrous snout getting closer. Geralt, the werewolf, is stalking for food for his pack, only to come across one of those humans in their own traps. Except... This human isn't one of them. He's wearing brightly colored delicate clothing, and wasn't familiar with where their traps were. It's an innocent human. One that smells very nice, under all the stench of blood and fear. Wolf!Geralt creeps closer, and pries open the trap, intending on releasing the human back into the wild, but it just kind of stares at him in horror before passing out. Hm. Well, it appears it needs more care than he initially thought. So imagine the other witcher's surprise when he doesn't bring food back to the pack, but instead brings a human to patch up. The moon dips out of the sky, they all turn back into their witcher-human forms, and now they're all SCRAMBLING over what they're meant to do!? HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A HUMAN AGAIN??? FUCK- I DON'T KNOW! Geralt stop petting him, he doesn't like that, he's human, not a wolf! What do you mean he likes it? Oh shit- EVERYONE QUICK PET HIM! No wait- He doesn't like it any more- One at a time pet him! And uh- Fuck- What do normal people eat!?

♡!Optional addons!♡ • (ORIGINALLY A TAG) Is Aiden a werecat or also a werewolf? And if he is a werewolf (and/or a werecat I suppose), perhaps he's from a rival pack (against his will) and needs to be rescued by Lambert as a sideplot • Maybe the poachers find poor trapped Jaskier and Geralt has to fight them off first, or perhaps they come back later, intent on killing the White Wolf • Perhaps Geralt turns Jaskier into a werewolf (Either with his consent or without his consent ONLY if he has to do it to save his life, we don't fuck with forced bonds here, people)

#I just want to see a bunch of dumbass witcher werewolves care for their bard #Geraskier #And/or MonoPoly Witchersexual Jaskier #Please someone write any of my prompts i need something good after shane madej and ryan bergara broke my heart by becoming capitalists :( #fanfiction prompts #geralt x dandelion #geralt x jaskier #witcher fanfiction #the witcher #geralt loves his bard! #writing prompts #requited unrequited love #optional smut of course #the regular werewolf sex shenanigans #maybe a knot #maybe a lil scent marking #maybe a lil growling and biting #its up to you darling #werewolf #werewolves #WerewolfAU #Werewolf au #Werewolf Geralt #Is aiden a werecat? or a werewolf like the rest of them? Coen and Letho could also be there to fill up the pack some more #Aiden could be from a rival pack against his will that Lambert helps break him out of as a side plot #if we felt extra gay #lambert x aiden #a soft spot of mine

[eryn-galen]

Geralt when he considers leading the hansa through a swamp that's full of very beautiful but also very deadly flowers: Fuck, I'll need to put a leash on Dandelion

#the witcher #the witcher books #baptism of fire #geralt #dandelion #geralt's hansa #dandelion is a danger to everyone but mostly to himself #any chance that the new witcher book sapkowski is writing will be about shenanigans of the hansa?

[leedee013]

and also baby jean !!!!

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Jean had twenty more minutes before his alarm was scheduled to go off, at which time one of their servants would drag him out of bed, toss him into the bath, and throw him into a change of clothes. With his stuffed elephant close and the sun on his back, he finally felt the anchor of sleep pulling him back into a world of dreams.

That is, until he heard his door slide open with the faintest of creaks. Or when he heard the squeaky floorboard by his dresser.

Sure enough, those precious remaining fifteen minutes of potential sleep were stolen from him as thirty-four kilograms of little sisters dropped on top of him.

MASTERPOST

#aftg #all for the game #jean moreau #the foxhole court #aftg jean #leedee013 #lee's writing shenanigans #ittyybittybaker #I'm so sorry Tiffany I just realized I have been misspelling your username in the tags #I would offer you a flower to apologize but I'm on desktop instead of mobile so have an imaginary sideways dandelion ~* #ww013 4.10.2023 #wip wednesday #baby jean

[dapandapod]

Pheasant feather quills are literally the worst. Long, weirdly balanced, smelly, and if you manage to get a bad one, it will drip ink on any and all surfaces. Geralt doesn’t understand why this lordling is using it, and he will judge him for his choices. Especially for making Geralt use it, signing his name for the release form of one Master Bard Dandelion, from the lordling’s private prison. It was a silly thing that put him there, the guard called in public indecency, Dandelion called it public affection. Geralt just wants his husband back, to kiss him some more.

(written for @thepassifloradiscord drabble challenge)

#drabble challenge #the witcher #gerlion #geralt x dandelion #husband shenanigans #you can't trust either of them with anything #how is geralt not in prison too #who even knows #dapanda writes #geralt of rivia #dandelion

[glitch-e-rat]

highly authorized fucking thing.

#glitch.bat #discord shenanigans.... #frin declared they are a dandelion puff now and look.... LOOK #i had to obviously.

[telestoapologist]

Clovis: Sao and I have this sort of "connection", if you wish to call it that. We finish each other's-

Sao, playfully: Sentences.

Clovis: --Don't interrupt me.

#clover & dandelion shenanigans

[isopodshenanigans]

Didn't get as many pics as I might have liked, but here's a nice dump of some of the stuff we got up to!

We hit up a wildlife safari, got some lunch, went to a light house, a gem store with dinos out front, an actual dino place, and a few aquariums! Lots of fun.

I do have more pictures, although not an inordinate amount more, not enough for a full story, but let me know if you want some more of the pics. Lots of Otodus ones lol.

#shenanigans of the highest order #shenanigans #crochet isopods #squishy #kitsune #ace #queen bee #otodus #isolotl #axo #lepus #oregano #kiki #yakul #dragon #dandelion #chicken nugget

[pigeonplaysgod]

Dove aged up, and Dandelion has finished up everything he needs to, so we're officially on to the Grey generation!

#pigeon plays #not so berry challenge #not so berry #ts4 legacy #nsb grey #the sims #ts4 #tho tbh dandelion is trying to do the strangerville mystery so like #there will still be shenanigans #he's also an interstellar smuggler bc ofc he is #space renegade boy #dove berry

[dallieart]

In our last dnd game, warlock Dande (played by @heybiji) used mage hand to force-feed paladin Lafavel (me) some blue magical lichen so he could also hear the strange ghostly voices.

#original character #dungeons and dragons #dnd art #dnd character #sketch #doodle #The Ravelers #Lafavel Wilhelm Adalhard #Dandelion Treehollow #this is what Lafavel gets for trying to keep Dande out of trouble #and now his teeth are gross and blue looking #I do my best to look out for you and this is what I get #I love their shenanigans #they have a great paladin-warlock relationship and I thrive

[ramlightly]

Have you ever thought about what an angel version of Dandelion would look like? We’ve seen demon and angel versions of Basil, it made me wonder if you’d ever thought about Dandelion as an angel. (And of course, we all know human Dandelion is a blurry, well dressed, dude shaped figure)

Incredibly good concept, because the relationship would be sooo different.

Dandelion would be a charming but bored and curious angel, fed up with the monotony of heavens and angels. So he became a guardian angel so he would have an excuse to go to Earth and bother his charge, Father Basil.

Meanwhile Father Basil would initially honored by Dandelion's presence, but quickly realize he would become Dandelion's babysitter while the angel learned about the human world. Poor Basil trying to be so polite and respectfully while dealing this Dandelion's shenanigans.

#my art #ask #father basil #dandelion #angel dandelion

[noodle-shenaniganery]

I think one of the big issues with autism representation is largely that we don’t get that many autistic characters in media. It’s impossible to represent the entire spectrum in one character. And oftentimes, even when we do get representation, it’s the same types of characters over and over again. The spectrum is broad! It’s chaotic! Almost any representation could hypothetically reflect someone’s experiences, so why keep using the same few archetypes repeatedly? There are so many ways an autistic character could be written. Look, here’s some:

- A nonverbal autistic character with the power to manipulate plants who often uses plants to communicate (e.g. grows cacti when upset, dandelions when happy, roses when they like someone/something, orchids when confused, etc.). They also use plants to move around, grab things, point, etc. due to significantly impaired motor control.

- A nonspeaking, physically disabled autistic character with strabismus who is the ‘tech genius’ of the group. They often can’t go on missions themself because of their disability, but are completely fine with providing the rest with the gadgets, advice, and the occasional Dad Joke™️.

- The ghost of an autistic person who keeps trying to make friends with the new residents of their home, but doesn’t understand social rules at all and keeps accidentally scaring people by appearing/saying things without notice. They also stim by yelling, singing, and moving (things) around, which understandably freaks people out.

- A blind, semispeaking autistic teenager whose special interest is music, and their life mostly revolves around music. They mostly speak in song quotes, and are trying to learn how to play as many instruments as possible. They switch between different mobility aids that help them get around (they are dynamically disabled from their Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome), from crutches to wheechairs. They could also try to be in their school’s music club and/or orchestra, while also dealing with high school shenanigans.

- An autistic adult who, after decades of going undiagnosed, is now adjusting to life knowing that they’re not broken, just different. They also have comorbid mental illnesses, partially as a result of their late diagnosis.

There you go. There’s some ideas.

(If anyone uses these, please tag me or let me know, I’d love to read some stories with these.)

#autism #actually autistic #asd #autism spectrum disorder #nonverbal #nonspeaking #semispeaking #blindness #late diagnosis #mental illness #tw ghost #just in case #autistic #autistic adult #autistic teenager #writing #autism in media #writeblr #writing advice #I JUST WANT BETTER AUTISM REPRESENTATION

[nerfpuncher]

Bad Batch Headcanons: Black Out Drunk.

Hunter

My dude just wants to feel the wind in his hair.

Hunter black outs and decides to go on grand adventures

Just happens to forget to tell the others and just disappears.

Next thing you know Tech picks up a report over coms of a man matching his Sargent's description sprinting barefoot and shirtless down the street towards the nearest park.

Dude just wants to lay in the grass.

He will attempt to hibernate his hang over away, avoid his bunk at all costs cause he is a GRUMP.

Does not believe he did that till Tech brings up security cam footage.

Crosshair

Smilar to Hunter in that he dips without telling anyone.

Only Crosshair makes horrible desisions

Tattoos? Oh yeah. He has the name Jessica tattooed on his damn hip and to this day no one knows who that was.

Got his nipples pierced not once, but twice. He has never lived that down.

Came back one time with his hair dyed BRIGHT yellow. Wrecker called him Dandelion for a week.

The next day he is more angry that his assigned babysitter didn't do their job and now he has a God damn tooka tattooed on his chest.

Tech

Galaxies drunkest driver

Hide the fucking car/ship/speeder keys cause this man's confidence in himself is ridiculous

Has the "ready to kill God or die trying" mentality

Tries to flirt, goes about as good as you would expect

Easy to keep an eye on thankfully.

Wrecker normally has to hold him while he wails about how if anyone else drives they will die.

Ngl, super fun to fuck with him when he is in this state.

The next day? He is one of those assholes who is never hung over. Just wakes up ready to go again like it never happened. Everyone hates him for it.

Echo

He is the emotional drunk. Hands down

Like, has one arm around Tech's neck, the other around Hunter's, holding them close loudly telling them how much he loves them.

Clingy in a fun way.

Down for what ever the others wanna do.

Easiest to keep an eye on cause he is not going anywere

Likes to tell stories, makes himself cry sometimes but that's okay he deserves that.

Randomly picks someone to cuddle with once back on the ship.

The next day he sips his black caf trying to pretend it didn't happen. But as always Tech has pictures.

Wrecker

My boy is all hype. Like "LETS FUCKIN GO!!!" Happiest drunk to ever drunk.

He ain't one to half ass shenanigans.

Dancing? He down. Some asshole wanna fight? Meet him in the parking lot.

Def forgets how big he is.

Like a bull in a China shop.

Makes friends with everyone.

Dog at a party? Wrecker is there.

Best beer pong partner you could ever have. Drunker he is the better his aim.

The next day? You would think someone beat him. Groans and complains about how much his head hurts and how he feels like shit.

+ Bonus

Rex

He don't cut loose often but on man when he do.

Man will decide he is the next winner of Galaxies Got Talent.

He's not.

But he is confident and most the bar cheers him on anyway.

It's the same song every time. Friends In Low Places.

The next day he spends sipping caf while trying to find every recording of his performance so he can delete it.

#star wars #the bad batch #the clone wars #tbb wrecker #tbb echo #tbb tech #tbb hunter #tbb crosshair #tbb rex #i crack myself up

[icycoldninja]

Request fanfic of Dante and his s/o visiting and tending for his parents graves please. Even better if Dante opened up and told his love during visit stories of him and Vergil when they were little boys and their silly shenanigans with Eva and Sparda.

Aww this is so sweet! Hope you enjoy!

They would have loved you (Dante x Reader)

Your hands full of flowers, you and Dante made your way down a paved path covered by overgrown grass, your destination a small alcove near two large oak trees whose boughs crossed over each other, forming a leafy canopy that sheltered two, weathering graves.

"Here they are," Dante sighed, dropping to his knees and placing two bouquets of flowers on each grave. "Mom and Dad." You smiled softly, placing one of the bouquets in your hands on each grave as well.

"Pleasure to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Sparda," You said, bowing to each grave. Dante chuckled, then reached forwards and yanked a bunch of dandelions that had been growing towards the headstones out of the ground.

"Bet they would have liked you," He remarked, the usual chipper tone in his voice gone at the moment.

"You think so?" You asked, scooting over and kneeling in the grass beside him.

"I know so. Well, I dunno about Dad, but I know Mom would love ya."

"I would have loved her too."

The two of you sat in silence for a while, just basking in the gentle beauty of the afternoon sun; how it filtered through the light green leaves and formed beautiful patterns of shadows and light on the ground, how the birds nested in boughs high above would chirp occasionally, and how there was a constant, yet soft breeze that swept through the entire graveyard, filling it with a serenity you never thought would exist in a place like this.

"Thanks for coming here with me today," Dante finally mumbled, turning and grinning at you. "Normally I'd go with Vergil, but...y'know...he's busy." You smiled softly, taking his hand and squeezing it.

"I'd never pass up a chance to spend time together, you know that."

"I guess I do," Chuckled Dante. "Thanks for that. I..it means a lot." You smiled, then leaned over and kissed his grizzled cheek.

"I love you, Dante, more than the world." Dante smiled back at you; a genuine smile and not a goofy smirk. Ironically, even though he was sitting before his parents graves, he had never felt happier, all because he was with you.

"Mom would definitely be proud of you," Dante remarked, hooking an arm around your waist and drawing you closer to him. "She'd be so glad someone's taking good care of me."

"Don't worry, Mrs. Sparda," You giggled, resting your head on Dante's shoulder. "I'm gonna do all I can to care for your baby boy."

#Dmc #Dmc5 #Dmc dante #Devil may cry #Devil may cry 5 dante #Dante x reader #Dmc dante x reader #Dmc5 dante x reader #Devil may cry 5 #Devil may cry 5 dante x reader #Fluff #Dmc x reader fluff #Dante x reader fluff #Requested #Thanks for requesting #icycoldninja writes

[telestoapologist]

Starbuck: Signs that you are not straight-

Sao, gently pushing in beside him: Number one... you like boyyyssss~ 😏😉✨

Clovis, flustered and offended: NUH-UH NUH-UH!!!!!

#incorrect destiny quotes #incorrect destiny oc quotes #feed the machine #sao cidon #clover & dandelion shenanigans

[atamascolily]

I'll admit I did not pay much attention to the flowers in the infamous Flower Field scene on a structural level on my first time watching Rebellion. At first glance, I took them for rain lilies (Zephyranthes spp.); then, when they transformed and went to seed, I assumed they were meant to be dandelions, which form distinctive white puffballs that are known as "clocks" and which are said to grant wishes, both of which seemed thematically appropriate in context. At the time, I assumed botanical accuracy was less important to the animators than symbolism, and didn't think too much of it.

Then I went back and looked more closely, and realized I might have been wrong about all of that.

On closer inspection, these are not rain lilies or any other monocot bulb (which always have petals in multiples of 3, never 5). Nor are they members of the dandelion family (my next guess) despite having the anthers clustered in a similar ring at the center. So what other flower meets this criteria?

I did some more digging, and "Japanese anemone" kept coming up as a possible candidate, so I checked it out, and...

Look familiar? [Source].

Japanese anemones (Eriocapitella [Anemone] hupehensis and related hybrids) are members of the buttercup family; despite the common name, they are originally native to China, but have been grown in Japan for centuries.

Because of various evolutionary shenanigans the actual flowers are tiny and clustered in the center and the white "petals" are actually colorful sepals. Many cultivars have more than five, but these are close enough to pass for what we see on-screen if you squint even though they don't overlap in the animated version.

Anemones also have divided leaves very similar to what we see in other shots:

Even better, Japanese anemones also make white little puffball seedheads similar to dandelions!

Now in real life, these puffballs are not as round and blow away almost instantly, so they do not hold together like they do here, but neither do dandelions, for that matter. I think this is a case where "aesthetics and symbolism" won out versus pure realism.

I had thought the accelerated life cycle of Homura's flowers was an exaggeration, but it turns out that Japanese anemone seed heads can apparently unfold over the course of a single afternoon, so while this is still faster than real life, it's not as much of a stretch as I initially assumed.

So am I convinced these are meant to be Japanese anemones? I can certainly see the resemblance, but if so, I wish the animators had been slightly more true to life with the "petal" placement and with the floral height--the plants I have seen are usually 2-4 feet tall with somewhat staggered flower heights, while these are much shorter and with uniform height throughout. It's possible they may have been working from another anemone species/hybrid that doesn't quite map to the plants I know, or they may have just chosen to change it up as needed for convenience.

Currently filing this ID under "tentative yes, to be revisited if/when new evidence arrives".

I still think they should have gone with dandelions, though.

#puella magi madoka magica #madoka magica #madoka rebellion #pmmm analysis

[isopodshenanigans]

Sorry that this has gotten...sporadic, but in my defense, college. And I'm forgetful. Oh well. But here we go! Some babies playing in the autumn leaves! Since we have all of these pretty leaves, might as well use em. And they're fun to play in.

Everyone jumped in as soon as I was finished with the pile, finding the leaves quite comfy and fun to chill in. Dragon would have come, but uh, there was a situation...(I dropped her and somehow her eye broke off??? trying to work out how to repair it)

We found a ladybug and got some adorable pictures with it. Featuring Ladybug with an actual ladybug. Very cute.

They're trying to help make the pile a little taller, even if it doesn't work too well. They're a little too small for it.

Having more fun in the leaves! Burying and hiding and just having a grand old time. Good thing you don't need overly much leaves for a pile big enough for several isopods to hide in.

We're going to play a game! Hide and seek! Squishy's gonna seek and everyone is gonna hide.

1....2....3....4....

Shhh they're hiding in the leaves. Kudos if you can spot all of them.

Boo! Found you Dandelion! Your head was very well hidden, your butt was less so.

Gotcha Autumn! Your butt was hidden very well, but looks like Squishy found your head. Fear not you blend in pretty well.

Hmmm, is there anyone over here? (Ps, there's three isopods in this picture, see if you can spot them all!)

There you are Kitsune! You can't hide from Squishy forever!

There you are Ladybug! Good hiding skills!

Agaric! Found you! Squishy walked right past you last time, but not this time! They've found you!

Pearl, the other Isopod Squishy walked right past, you won't get away with it anymore, muahahaha.

Second to last isopod, large Chicken Nugget, who did a remarkable job at hiding.

And finally our dear winner, Lepus, who despite being at a disadvantage because they're rather pink rather then leaf colored, managed to hide so well Squishy found them last! Good job kiddo!

We didn't end up playing any more rounds because this was already so many pictures and I really didn't need any more and also we were out of time. Maybe another time.

#shenanigans of the highest order #shenanigans #crochet isopods #squishy #kitsune #autumn #pearl #lepus #ladybug #chicken nugget #dandelion #agaric