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chvcklefvck · 2 years
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Intimidation
[Hookhausen x AFAB!Reader]
Summary: Your best friend, Danhausen, has seemed to throw you to the wayside once Hook becomes his partner. You can't stand for this, so you do the only thing you know will get his attention: steal Hook's chips.
Word Count: 2,900+
Warnings: 18+! SMUT! MNORS DNI! Blowjobs, biting, PiV sex (please let me know if I happened to forget one)
A/N: While this is AFAB!Reader, i do not use pronouns in this specifically for people who want to read it and don't use she/her. AFAB is what I'm currently comfortable writing, but I'm trying to branch out towards male!Reader as well! I hope you all enjoy this! Also, my fics are written in Kayfabe!
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Danhausen stands in front of you, his hands clasped together and a worried look on his face. You narrow your eyes at him, your hands behind your back, gripping the little bag of chips tightly.
“Please give those back,” Danhausen’s voice is filled with concern. “Before he finds out.”
You huff up at him and shake your head, “You don’t intimidate me, Danhausen.”
Danhausen’s eyes move behind you, and then back to you. You ignore the movement, chalk it down to nerves. He quickly reaches behind you and without thinking, you move as fast as possible, maneuvering around him and switching places. The chips are still behind your back, your eyes still on Danhausen.
Until you see why he looked behind you earlier.
Your eyes go wide when you see Hook making his way towards the both of you. You take a step back and your arms fall to your sides. Hook sees the bag of chips in your hand and you can see him inhale sharply.
Danhausen may not intimidate you, but Hook rocks you to your core. You do the only thing you can think of. Run.
You turn and hightail it out of there. You’re trying your best to not get caught and really trying to not bump into anyone. You slow slightly once you reach catering and bump into Britt, leaving you absolutely vulnerable.
“Why are you running?” Britt cocks a brow at you and notices the chips in your hands, the chips you could have dropped when you took off running to deter Hook. “Oh.” That’s her only response. Her eyes dart behind you and you turn around.
You see Hook walking towards you, his brows furrowed and his breathing heavy. You take a step back and turn in any and all directions, finding yourself stuck. As you turn away from the wall behind you, you notice Hook standing there. Menacingly.
Letting out a nervous laugh, you back into the wall and Hook corners you. The chips are pulled to your chest and you try to hand them to him, pushing them towards his chest. You give him a nervous smile and notice Danhausen in your peripheral vision. Your saving grace, perhaps your knight in shining armor. Until he sees Britt.
“Oh! Do you have any teeth for Danhausen?”
Your face drops. You look back at Hook with a pout and hope he takes the chips and leaves you alone. He doesn't budge though.
“Danhausen!” You call out in hopes of him getting Hook to get off of you. He looks at you and mouths an ‘oh’ and excuses himself.
“I told you to give them to Danhausen.” He scolds you, shaking his head. You swallow hard and look away from the two.
“I didn’t want to!” You snap at him, causing him to gasp. “You’ve barely even looked in my direction since befriending him.” You nod your head at Hook and huff. You muster up your courage and glare at Hook, before looking back at Danhausen.
“What?” Danhausen seems confused. “This is about-”
“It’s about being left in the dust! You’re my best friend!”
“You thought stealing Hook’s chips would get my attention?” Danhausen cocks his head at you.
“Well, I wanted attention from, uh, both of you.” Your statement catches them both off guard and Hook raises an eyebrow at you. “Anyway…You can have your chips back, I was just being childish…”
Hook doesn’t grab them. Instead he looks back at Danhausen and nods for him to come over. Your hands are still out towards Hook, waiting for him to grab the chips. You're lightly touching his chest. Hook’s arms bend and he inches closer to you.
“You can,” You almost trail off, “take these now…” Your voice is low and you’re nervously laughing. You’re stuck waiting for Danhausen to speak or for Hook to take the chips. When something is finally said, you are baffled.
“No,” Hook speaks, causing chills to run down your spine, “I don’t think I will.”
This is the first time Hook has actually said anything to you. Your stomach turns and you look at Danhausen, who is just as shocked as you are it would seem. You’re all nervous-laughed out and you can’t muster the courage to run, so naturally you stare at Hook with wide eyes.
“You wanted my attention, didn’t you?” Hook asks and you give him a nod. “Come to our hotel room tonight.”
He gently takes the chips from you and he walks off. You give Danhausen a look and Danhausen returns the expression. You take a step forward and peek around, seeing if any one was watching that. Britt seems to have disappeared and only Danhausen seems to have witnessed it. Which is honestly for the best, you think.
“Danhausen…” You say his name as more of a question than anything else. Once he nods, you continue, “What was that?”
He gives you a smile, “You will find out tonight!”
Danhausen walks off. You stand in the middle of the hall with more questions than answers and try to shake that weird feeling off. The main event is going and you have about thirty minutes before you have to be back at the hotel. You shut your eyes and suck in harshly.
“What was that?” Britt walks up, confusion written all over her face.
“Oh…” You freeze, “I will find out tonight.”
Britt’s eyes widen and she can only nod, before walking away as if she knows something you do not.
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You’re pacing around your hotel room, looking down at your phone. You keep checking the time. Danhausen did not even tell you what room they were in. Your phone dings and you immediately check it.
‘Hook wants to know where you are.’
-Friendhausen
‘I dont know ur room number :(‘
You send the frowny face without thinking. Immediately you are worried you look desperate. You inhale slowly and calm yourself, but when your phone goes off again you freeze.
‘Oh, we are in room 234.’
You let out a groan, you know there is no excuse for you to not show up now. You decide to write a quick note for your roommate that you’d be back later and exit the room. You begin walking towards the elevator and inhale sharply through your nose, trying to calm yourself.
You go into autopilot as you enter the elevator. Thoughts of what is in store for you fill your mind and by time almost every option has entered and exited, you realize you’re standing at the room Danhausen sent you. You swallow hard and bring your hand up to knock. Before you can even hit the door, it’s being flung open.
“You made it!” You are pulled into the room and the door shuts behind you.
“Danhausen…” You narrow your eyes at him. “How did you know- How’d you know it was me?” Danhausen shakes his head at you and you snort, feeling yourself grow comfortable, “Did you open it anytime you heard footsteps?”
“Yeah,” Hook is sitting on the edge of the bed. Immediately you are tense again. You turn to him and he stands up and makes his way towards you.
“Uh, so,” you rub your palms up and down the sides of your thighs and look between Hook and Danhausen, “Sorry about the chips. If that’s what this is even about…”
“No,” Danhausen shakes his head again, “It’s not the chips.”
“Then… What is it? I mean,” You hug yourself, “If you don’t want to be my friend anymore, you could just say that-”
“It’s not that, Danhausen loves being your friend!”
“Then what is it?” You are focused solely on Danhausen, but when it isn’t him that replies, your stomach drops.
“It’s you.” Hook’s face is deadpan, his eyes boring into yours. You take a step back and bump into Danhausen, who gently grabs your biceps steadying you.
“Is this a joke?” Your voice is a whisper. Your eyes don’t leave Hook’s. When he shakes his head you can only blink at him.
“We both like you,” Danhausen’s lips hit your ear and your breath catches in your throat, “Hook has a proposition.”
You mouth an ‘oh’ and you can feel your chest heaving, anxiety taking over. Hook takes a step closer, and you are stuck in between him and Danhausen. Danhausen squeezes your biceps and you relax into his touch. You know he would not let anything happen to you.
“We want you to join us,” Hook’s eyes aren’t leaving you, and you’re too enamored to look away.
“Like,” Your words aren’t forming, you try to keep from blabbering though, “in the bedroom?”
“However you want to join us,” Danhausen is still holding you, still whispering in your ear. “Whether it’s out to dinner, or here now.”
“Well,” You look over your shoulder at Danhausen and then at Hook, “I’m not really hungry for food right now…”
Hook smirks at you, and for a moment there is only silence. What you said seems to be settling, Hook and Danhausen seem to be processing it.
“Oh,” Danhausen’s hands fall from your arms and to his sides, “do you want to leave? Go to dinner another time?”
“No,” You shake your head, “I want to be here… with the both of you.”
It seems to click and Danhausen lights up. Hook takes a step back, and it’s just you and Danhausen. You’re staring over your shoulder at him and he’s staring at you with wide, excited eyes.
“Can I kiss you?”
The question causes your stomach to turn, butterflies making their home there, and you nod. Danhausen is quick to kiss you, and without hesitation, you are kissing back. You turn your body to his, letting him cup your face and pull you into a deeper kiss. Danhausen begins to move forward, slowly, causing you to back up with him. Assuming he’s going to the bed, you let it happen.
When your body hits Hook’s, you remember it isn’t just you and your best friend. Your best friend’s boyfriend is also in the room.
“Can I touch you?” His voice is low, his lips right below your ear lobe.
Danhausen is quick to move from your lips and to your jawline, nipping and kissing his way down to your throat. With his lips away from yours, you're able to answer Hook. You give a nod, too out of breath to answer. Hook is pressed to your back, his hands move around your waist and are quick to head south.
Your head rolls back and hits Hook’s shoulder. Your arms are wrapped around Danhausen’s neck and his hands are directly above Hook’s. Hook whispers how good you are in your ear and his hands make their way towards the waistband of your jeans. He is quick to undo the button and slide down the zipper and you begin to wiggle, letting the jeans fall to the floor.
Hook’s hands are now on your hips, Danhausen’s are on your waist, and you are sandwiched between the both of them. Danhausen, without thinking, begins to get a little bitey. You let out a whimper when his teeth collide with your collarbone and as soon as he realizes he bit a little too hard he is quick to kiss the spot.
“Sorry,” he mumbles against your skin, “So sorry.”
You have no time to respond. Hook’s hands are on your underwear now, and he’s in your ear again, “Can I take these off?”
You nod, “Please.” That’s all he needs. He is quick to pull them down and you step out of them. You realize you’re still wearing a top, and both of them are still fully dressed. Hook’s hands are quick to find the pooling heat between your legs. Without thinking, you slightly spread your legs for him.
Hook buries his face in your neck and smiles against your skin. His thumb is quick to find your clit and a couple of fingers push past your folds. He is eager to make you feel good, and you are eager for whatever the two of them have in store for you. Hook’s thumb circles your clit and he begins to pump two fingers in and out of you. You stand between them, a moaning mess, knees going weak. Hook and Danhausen are quick to hold you up, making sure you don’t fall from their grasp.
“Fuck,” seems to be all you can muster as Danhausen gets handsy with yout chest. His hands are under your shirt and he tweeks your niples, steady nipping at your collarbone and neck. Your moans fill the air, and you soon realize you aren’t the only one excited. As you’re rocking between Hook and Danhausen you can feel them through their pants.
You have zero time to confront this though, Hook is steadily making sure you cum and Danhausen seems to be fine biting the hell out of you. When you can feel the euphoria approaching you’re quick to let them know.
“I’m gonna-” You begin to stutter, “Fuck, please, let me cum.”
“Of course,” Hook does not slow down with his touches. His fingers pick up pace and you’re left a shaking, barely breathing mess between the two. Then it hits. You’re seeing stars and seem to be extra sensitive to the sudden bite from Danhausen. Your arms tense around him and you pull him closer to you. With Hook’s fingers still inside of you, you’re whining and trying to not cry out with pleasure.
“I want,” Your breathing is leveling out, but your brain still feels fuzzy, “I want to make you both feel good too.”
Hook’s fingers finally slow and he pulls away. Danhausen laps at the bite before also pulling back and looking at you with intense desire.
“What do you want?” Hook’s eyes are on Danhausen, but he’s speaking to you.
“Danhausen, get undressed and lay on the bed.”
He obliges, and Hook smiles against your neck, giving it a gentle kiss. You quickly take your shirt off and realize just how naked you are. You don’t let it stop you though, you are not going to quit.
You make your way to the bed, where Danhausen lays naked and bite your bottom lip. You inhale sharply and crawl on the bed in front of him. You look up at him with dark eyes, desire fully taking control. You’re in between his legs and bend down, ass in the air.
Thinking has completely gone out the window and you are running on pure lust. Danhausen watches you, your eyes cut up to him and you put his dick in your mouth. You’re slow to start, licking up and down his cock, your eyes staying on his.
As soon as you wrap your mouth completely around his dick, Danhausen bucks slightly. A loud gag makes its way from your throat and Danhausen moans. One of his hands involuntarily moves to your hair, helping you keep the pace he wants. You don’t argue.
“Mind if I join?” Hook sounds smug.
Your eyes cut to Danhausen and he answers for the both of you, “Come on, come on,” He waves Hook over. You let out a low laugh, causing Danhausen to buck into the back of your throat again.
Hook’s hands rest on your waist and you feel him shift. You aren’t too worried about what he’s doing, all you can focus on is Danhausen and his needs. Then you feel it. Hook is pushing inside of you. You let out a loud moan, eyes rolling in the back of your head and your hands grip at Danhausen’s thighs.
Danhausen guides you back down his cock and gives you praise while you take him and Hook so well. You’re quick to pick up the pace that Hook has decided to take, both of you moving in sync, leaving all three of you moaning messes.
Hook is thrusting into you, while Danhausen thrusts into your throat, keeping a hand on your head to gently guide you.
Danhausen is the first to cum, his groans getting a little louder. You don’t pull away, taking all of him in when he does cum. Danhausen rubs a hand through your hair, sighing heavily as he praises you more. You pull your mouth away from Danhausen, but you’re still leaning over him as Hook continues his thrusts.
“Harder,” You moan out, “Fuck, please harder!”
Hook, without question, begins to thrust a little more fervently. The both of you getting close to the edge. The noises both of you are making become more animalistic, and Danhausen can’t help but tell you how good you two are doing.
As soon as you feel his hand run through your hair again you lose it. You orgasm, hard. You’re tensing, and your toes curl, and you let out a loud cry. Hook is soon to come after you, he’s leaning over you and grunting and growling in your ear.
“Fuck,” He mumbles, “You feel so good-”
You fall on top of Danhausen, and sprawl out on him. Hook pulls out and walks off for a moment. You look over and see him throwing away a condom. He makes his way back to the bed and forcibly scoots Danhausen over. You let out a small laugh and crawl up between the two of them.
“You two don’t want me to leave do you?” When they shake their heads, you sigh, getting comfortable, “Good, I didn’t want to.” You pause and remember what Hook had said earlier, “Would you two like to go to dinner tomorrow? As, uh, as a couple? Um… Throuple?”
Without hesitation, they both answer you.
“Yes.”
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moxleys-whore · 8 months
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Danhausen is very.. everywhere at times. He's always rushing, mind racing. What's he gonna do next? Who's that? Who's he gonna curse next? He stresses him out and kinda burns out. When this happens he gets real quiet, and kinda stand off ish. His mind continues to race and he almost goes crazy. Grab him and just pull his head onto your chest. The rhythmic beating of your heart sounds in his ears and drowns out his thoughts. Let him nap there and them after take him to an arcade or a toy store. He'll be back to normal danhausen in no time. He doesn't really get upset because he doesn't let people get to him. Even when hook left him for jack he wasn't really upset, just kinda accepted it.
However, there is a handful of times he actually gets upset. That's when someone he's really close to like orange, says something mean about him. He kinda gets pouty but he won't stay silent for long. He immediately seeks you out and pouts to you and tells you what happened, asking you why orange would say that. You have to remind him that orange was just joking around and he nods and is fine again.
The absolute ONLY time danhausen has cried was when someone who sounded a lot like you or someone edited your voice to say something about how you would never actually love a weirdo like him. He gets upset and will find a dark corner to sit in. When you seek him out he just asks you in a broken voice why you would say such things. His eyes are red rimmed and a few tears escape, wipe away his tears and kiss his cheek. Tell him you would never say that and that you found out someone edited your voice. Tell him you love him for who he is and just sit with him. Soon enough he jumps up, hugs you really tightly and tells you he loves you. Then makes a plan to curse that person who made him feel this way
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itjazzbicch · 2 years
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All That Matters
Pairing:  Dahausen x Fem Reader
Summary: The reader follows her fellow members of Team Taz, watching Hook's new partnership with Dahausen, but hiding the fact that she is actually attracted to him. During a night at the gym, Ricky, Hobbs and Hook find her journal, learning her true feelings about Danhausen and having emotions exploding everywhere...
Warnings: Bit of angst between Team Taz, Swearing (First time I ever wrote Danhausen, so I hope I did well!)
Requested by: @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch (I hope you enjoy it!)
Word Count: 1.4k
Tag List: @demonqueen29 @peachy-satan00 @new-zealand-chic   @crowleysqueenofhell @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin @thatpanpal @damnnhausen @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch @linziland13 @xxx-jazz-xxx @writtingrose @whenimakeitshine1234 @cuzimacomedian
I DO NOT OWN THIS GIF: 
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“I still can’t believe Hook is hanging out with that clown,” Ricky walked into the gym with disgust on his face, Hook standing next to Danhausen as he was doing ‘pull-ups’ and by pull-ups, I mean hanging by one arm, body twirling around slowly.”
“Clown?” I laughed while watching just to groan, “He’s the whole damn circus. A big ass joke.”
“You can say that again,” Hobbs followed, all of us putting our gym bags on the bench next to Hooks.
It was so hard not to laugh at Ricky and Hobbs’s faces when Danhausen, still hanging by an arm, waved over, smiling wide:
“Hookhausen is alone no more! Team Taz in full force, Danhausen loves to see it!”
I had to walk away, breathing hitched from holding my laugh, hearing Ricky mumbled:
“What the fuck is wrong with that man?”
I kept my distance from all the guys and started stretching, having a more unique workout compared to them. At one point I was so zoned out, upside down hanging from a bar, doing sit ups and startled when I heard next to me:
“Wow! Danhausen is impressed! That’s very impressive!”
Seeing that it was just Dahausen, I settled, stopping for a moment when I took the time to see how pretty his eyes actually were in the light, feeling a small smile starting to form, till I saw Ricky and Hobbs in the corner of my eye, looking in our direction.
All I did was nod, then went back to my sit ups, fighting that smile again and hearing Dahausen saying to Hook:
“Hookhausen should train with her! Look how impressive she is!”
There was tension all around me and I could feel its massive energy radiating from the guys, making me workout quicker with a racing heart. I was going to wrap it up after those sit ups, but I noticed them all going to the locker room and I needed to be away from them, so I went to the treadmill.
“Hey, we’re wrapping up,” Ricky scoffed, looking to me.
I had to have been going max speed, yelling to Ricky:
“Go then! I won’t be long!”
He walked off with an eye roll, finally having some peace to myself and having to run so hard, pushing myself, it made me focused on that solely and by the time I was done, I felt exhausted.
Popping out my airpods, I headed over to the bench to get my bag, but when I picked up my bag and opened it, it was all of Hooks stuff.
Hook accidentally took my bag instead of his. I instantly rushed into their locker room with Hook’s bag, saying quickly:
“Dude! Can’t you ever pay attention? You took my bag!”
Completely ignore what I said, Ricky alongside Hook and Hobbs, held up my journal, saying:
“What the fuck is this?”
My body went stiff when my heart dropped, staring at my journal and noticing where my bookmark was, Hobbs looking along and reading out:
“I even caught him without the face paint one day, so handsome, but I love that face of his regardless. Getting to see his tattoos was a woah too, being a sucker for guys with tattoos. He always makes me laugh and smile and it’s so hard to put on this show because of the guys and Taz. They would totally kill me if they knew that I liked him.”
“Are you talking about that fucking clown?” Ricky snapped, pointing back to the bathroom.
None of them turned around to look, but Danhausen actually took a step out of the bathroom, foot halfway out, but stopped and stood still, watching and observing the situation.
“You got one thing right, I’m ready to kill you for this!” Ricky was pissed, Hobbs also expressing:
“What happened to him being the whole damn circus and a joke, huh?”
I was on the verge of tears, going over to take back my journal, but Ricky held up it up high so I couldn’t reach it.
“We asked you a question, Y/N! Answer it!”
“It’s obvious how she feels,” Hook mumbled, glancing up to me then the journal.
Again, I didn’t answer, going to get my journal again just for Ricky to keep it away, snapping, “I’m not gonna sa-“
I was so infuriated that I slapped Ricky across the face, the smacking noise echoing in the room, all of them freezing while I snatched my journal back, throwing Hook’s bag in the corner like a football and taking mine.
“So, you all think it’s just okay to invade peoples privacy?!” I roared, feeling a throb in my neck that grew, “Learn how to mind your own fucking business!”
I stormed off, slamming the door shut hard and when I got outside, I realized that I rode with Ricky and Hobbs and there was no talking to them after I smacked Ricky like that. I went around the building, looking to the full moon, plopping down on a set of stairs and trying not to cry, but failed horribly.
Pissed off, upset, feeling a bit betrayed by them going through my things like they did; I just couldn’t believe it, wiping the tears away and looking up when I heard a soft voice:
“Is it okay if Dahausen joins you?”
Still in sweat pants and cape, he took the time to come check on me and there was no way I could reject him after all of that, nodding to him, keeping our gaze as he sat next to me softly.
There was a small silence that began to feel awkward and all of my feelings and thoughts were obvious now, going to speak but he said first:
“So, you actually like Danhausen?”
I wasn’t sure if he was nervous or just really needed to believe it; Either way, what was the point in lying or hiding anything?
“I do,” I whispered, looking down at my fidgeting hands, admitting, “I just- you’re really one of a kind. You’re always yourself, don’t care what people think, truly kind, and I can’t help but have this attraction towards you. I like you a lot actually.”
Leaning to my knees, I started to cry again, overloaded with emotion, but still listening when he leaned down along with me, expressing along with his hands:
“Danhausen knows how Starks and Hobbs can be, believe me, I’ve been wanting to curse them, BUT; Like you mentioned, I don’t care what people think of me. Maybe you should do the same.”
Reconnecting a gaze, I knew he meant that with his heart and good intentions, trying to help me in the best way he could, doing just that when he said quickly:
“Just do not ever smack Danhausen like you did Starks. Jaw still hurts watching, my goodness! Dahausen has never seen so much force in a slap before!”
I instantly started laughing when he rubbed his jaw at the same time, settling down and watching a pure smile grow on his face, placing his hand next to mine on the stairs.
“Is it okay if Dahausen tells you something?”
With a nod, I was watching his hand, heart beginning to race again when he took my hand carefully, soft in mine as they interlocked and he admitted to me:
“Dahausen likes you too. A lot.”
His smile was super contagious, all of that anger and sadness wiped away now knowing that we shared the same feelings, squeezing his hand and whispering:
“You sure? I know I’ve said some things and-“
“Oh those were lies,” He swatted his free hand in the air, squeezing my other hand back, “It was quite obvious you only did those kind of things in front of them.”
Man, he sure was observant, hitting that nail on the head, making me smile more:
“Never mind what they think. If Dahausen and Y/N are happy, that’s all that matters.”
For someone that people may have found goofy, weird, or plain crazy, he sure was smart and had a good way of thinking, keeping me smiling.
“Y/N agrees,” I giggled, hugging as he opened his arms up wide, then latched around with a little shake, keeping me snug and tight in his arms, a good hug that I needed.
“Y/N-Hausen, what do you think?” He suggested and when I nodded, his eyes lit up, “Ah! Marvelous!”
I went to speak on it, but was left speechless, having to lean his head down to press his lips into mine, not trying to just make me happy or anything, truly meaning it with his spirituous heart and did kiss back, a hot heat in my cheeks, obviously flustered when he pulled back with a small pop.
“Don’t worry, Y/N,” His arm wrapped around my shoulder, laying his head on top of mine, truly believing every word he said, hand waving up and past all the stars and moon, “We can take on the whole world if we have to.”
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omegahime · 2 years
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random aew sex headcanons pt.2
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warnings: smut (minors dni), more filthy things. i tried to be as neutral as possible so, gn!reader. mentions of breeding kink, brat taming, daddy kink, marking, exhibitionism, and size kink.
adam page
still on the boat of adam being a bit vanilla but the greatest thing abt him is how he can be so sweet while pummeling you to pieces
stroking your hair, rubbing his thumb over your cheeks, smiling and telling you how gorgeous you look like this all while balls deep in you
it’s like he doesn’t know his own strength sometimes bc the way he just slams into you like he’ll have the bed rattling against the wall
i also get major brat tamer vibes from him as well though
you almost cant even commit to being too much of a brat bc god it���s the way his voice kind of gets rlly deep and he stares right through your soul, “watch your tone, you don’t know what you’re getting into.”
but yeah major praise kink likes his hair pulled too
not super loud but the occasional grunt or moan of “good god, you feel amazing.”
big big breeding kink but also loves the sight of your face covered in his cum
is wall sex a kink? idk he likes fucking you up against walls
like there’s a lot of times where you don’t make it to the bed so you’re pressed up against a wall or leaning over a counter
ricky starks
he’s cocky but not in an asshole way
he just knows ur body so well he knows exactly what to do to get you off, ur every little tick
and it makes sex incredible bc he always does it right
also .. obligatory stroke daddy reference bc duh stroke game go dummy
loves some hair pulling, loves it when you scratch his back or dig ur nails into his his thighs in particular
ricky gives you the kind of sex that puts you right to sleep fr and then u wake up to him cooking breakfast he’s husband material truly
but god does he love it it makes him feel great that he can just tire you out like that he lowkey has a couple pictures of you just slumped drooling on ur pillow
haha daddy kink go brr
“you like how daddy fucks you, baby? tell me how much you love it.”
likes you in doggy so he can grab your waist. knows he’s in really deep and finds it amusing when you naturally start to scoot away but can’t you guys just imagine him in your ear like “stop running.”
jungle boy
listen don’t kill me but .. very very vanilla
at the most i could see him liking outdoors sex (there was this fic i read, it was rlly good but i can’t remember who wrote it so if you know feel free to rb with the link!!)
but he’s kind of shy, lowkey, doesn’t like to do a lot of the crazy shit when it comes to sex
i have this theory he’s loud af in bed though
like that’s one of the places he feels most comfortable, in bed with you, so he doesn’t censor himself in the slightest. you’ll know he’s enjoying himself
big dick energy like a mf he loves it when you ride him but it feels like sitting on a spear
when you two first had sex it took a lot to get used to his length
loves to give head, just loves putting his mouth on you
likes to kiss you right as you’re hitting your climax, loves the way you moan into his mouth
really likes it when you’re all dressed up, takes a lot for him not to just rip your clothes off and fuck you
god the amount of times you’ve had to choose a different outfit or redo your hair bc he couldn’t keep his hands off you before an event
danhausen
call me a clown fucker if u want but 2018 danhausen lives rent free in my head
(i have an idea for a fic i wanna write but ANYWAYS)
so very loving 🥺
also very talkative likes to hear that he’s doing well wants to tell you that you’re doing well
praise kink vibes whew
also lowkey a massive pervert in the best way like he just is so attracted to you
not above some back of the arena sex, or car sex, or bathroom sex
he would love like surprise blowjobs like u just drop to ur knees as he’s getting ready for a match or you wake him up with one
god he’s so loud though that’s the crazy thing about him liking the exhibitionist stuff he’ll just rat y’all out 💀
there’s been many a time you’re riding him in the backseat of a car and you have to put your hand over his mouth bc he will not shut up
but it makes your heart bloom to know he’s enjoying himself so much
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hi i love your work!! idk if you'd be willing to write for an out-of-character danhausen, but i would love to see something where he and a female wrestler hooked up but she's lowkey embarrassed about it and wants to keep it quiet (not because she doesn't like him but because of his goofy character). then maybe the elite tease her about rumors that he has a crush on her but to deflect she joins in on making fun of him but he overhears it and is like "oh so you think i'm a joke :("
Ahhh thank you kindly. I try to keep things generally kayfabe as best I can so I hope it’s cool that I did it with in-character Danhausen! I think I made it work? :o The Elite are mean here and this is my first stab at Danhausen spice which was…an interesting experience. I’m a little rusty after my break so I hope this is okay. Thanks so much for requesting; please enjoy!
Pairing: Danhausen x OFC. Rating: M. Warnings/Content: Some spicehausen and angst. Word Count: 2017.
Tag List (asked to be added/removed!): @alyhull @boutmachines @chrisdickinson @lghockey @rubyred1980 @sillynilly27 @simoneinside
(I don’t own gif; all credit to allelitewrestlings!)
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“Soooo, I heard a rumor…”
An inelegant snort scrunched her nose and put a pause on her pre-match ritual. Matt Jackson wiggled his eyebrows at her from the doorway. Uh oh, she didn’t like that. She smiled at him, the very well constructed image of unphased.
“Someone’s been watching too much Umbrella Academy,” she remarked. Boots finally laced, she laced her fingers behind her back and stretched forward. A deep pop pulled a sigh out of her and then she straightened up. “A rumor, huh? Alright, fine I’ll bite. What kind of rumor?”
Rumors in the business that they were skirted all along the spectrum from barely a concern to ah, fuck. Something in Matt’s face would surely tell her which one it was but then Nick stepped into the room, followed by Adam, and her heart lurched toward the deep end. All with the same, shit-eating smiles that she could only deflect for so long. Adam glanced between the two brothers then pointed at her and pulled one hand back in a bastardized parody of a…gesture, a trait that she was all too familiar with.
Her mouth went dry.
“A very nice, very dorky one,” Adam said with a too-loud laugh that hurt her ears. Hurt something else in her chest but with her mouth as dry as it was, her thoughts too frantic, she couldn’t put a name to what that was. “You really haven’t heard? Ostrich meet sand much, huh?”
Her jaw ached and the taste of copper took longer than she wanted for it to go away. It could have gone better but right then, everything just felt worse. She wasn’t unfamiliar with losses but this one felt different and it hung like a shadow over her. A chance to prove herself to The Elite, to go beyond where she was. And she had let it fall through.
“How are your teeth?”
She picked her head up and locked eyes with a man, or demon perhaps, that seemed to always find himself in her gravity. What to make of him, she never quite locked on to any one feeling. He sat down beside her and looked at her expectantly, eyes wide. He held a little black velvet bag in his hands and it bounced when he jostled his legs.
“They’re fine, all accounted for,” she answered with a slim smile. The one he always managed to pull from her no matter how shitty she felt. One day she would have to ask what magic, what curse, that was. “Why?”
“If you had lost one, Danhausen was going to give you a new one,” he answered simply, the corner of his mouth lifted into a crooked smirk. “Your smile is nice like it is, it would be a shame to–Ah, yes, the one you’re doing right now!”
She laughed and winced but truthfully, didn’t mind the ache. 
“I’ll curse the person who takes it away from you.”
“No kidding,” Matt followed up. The light of the room glinted off his dangling earrings and she squinted as she came back to the moment. “It’s the newest ‘hot goss’ and y’know, I usually walk right by the rumor mill but I’m just so baffled and fascinated by this one that I had to ask. We had to ask.”
Nick hummed an affirmative and watched her closely.
“What are you guys even talking about?”
Her brain stumbled over the possibilities and her hand curled into a fist behind her back. Focused on the half-moon pressure from her nails. Tried not to focus on how the bite of nail into flesh warmed her with memory, the way it elicited a response down her spine. It was their fault for reminding her of…of him. 
Between blinks, her eyes narrowed. A thought cleaved right through her.
Had he…? She couldn’t fathom that he had. Not with the way his hand entwined with hers and he smiled that goddamned smile that shouldn’t have done what it did to her head and her stomach and the damned heart in between. Her eyes cut away from the men in front of her and she burned a hole into the wall.
“I want to just…I want to feel good,” she told him. Nearly chest to chest with him, her fingers tight in the long dark shirt he wore. Another rough night, another smile he pulled from her. She wanted to know what else he could coax out of her. “That’s…I want that. You. Tonight.”
A brimstone heat simmered in his eyes and he traced along the angle of her jaw. Down her neck, over the hint of clavicle from her shirt’s lopsided opening. 
“Good, hmm? Danhausen doesn’t do good,” he said and his tone, a tease from a smoky corner, nearly buckled her knees. “But nice…I can do that. For you.”
His hands dropped from her face and slid under her shirt, to feel along the hot skin of her stomach that heaved and trembled from his touch. To squeeze her waist and thumb along the underside of her breast. His thumbs, softer than she expected, circled around her pebbled nipples and she caught his mouth in a harsh kiss.
Her jaw ached and she didn’t care. His fingers cradled the angle of bone and skin, his lips insistent upon hers as they walked further back into the shadow of his room. Every sound she made, he swallowed it and hummed with satisfaction. Then a noise, a growl, rumbled through him and he searched her mouth with his tongue. Hungry for more. 
His mouth hovered by hers when she pulled away, lips slightly parted as he panted.
“You’re not counting my teeth, are you?”
He grinned against her mouth and her shocked laughter died down when he gently pushed her back onto the bed. Stripped his shirt off and he looked at her with a seriousness, an attentiveness, she hadn’t expected.
There he was, always surprising her.
Her fingertips learned the intricacies of the tattoos down his arms, her mouth the juncture between his neck and shoulder. He didn’t tease her. Every moan from her lips and squeeze of her muscles around his fingers, his tongue, told him exactly where he needed to be and he never relented. Never strayed. He watched her, dark eyes on the heave of her breast and the twist of her bottom lip between her teeth. The way her breath hitched and she said his name.
She had never met anyone like him and swathed in bliss from his tongue alone, she had told him as much with soft breaths. Fingers in his hair as he trailed black kisses up the curve of her body.
“Hmm, was that nice? It sounded like it was nice but Danhausen can never be sure,” he said as he pressed his hips against hers. He angled her head back and kissed along her throat. “What’s the saying, there’s charm in the third time?”
He asked her and she huffed, a blush on her face as she smiled with her lip between her teeth. On instinct, her thighs cradled his hips between them and he placed his hands beside her head. Her half-lidded eyes slid along him. His pale, expressive face. The dark of his eyes and the wicked, crooked curve of his mouth still slicked with her…
“Keep being nice to me.”
Adam’s grin grew and his eyes sparkled and she fucking hated him for it when her gaze snapped back to him. He widened his stance a little, arms folded. Smug and almost satisfied.
“The company’s resident gremlin has a crush,” he said. “On someone in this room and way more elite than he is or could ever dream to be in whatever hole he calls a house. And it’s not me, it’s not Matt, it’s not Nick. So, that leaves only one of us.”
A…crush? Was that it? He said, she said around the office? Her fist loosened behind her back and slowly, with every confused breath, air refilled her lungs. She found her words.
“Really? This is so juvenile,” she said with a furrowed brow. Anything to get away from this line of questioning. “I have a match to get to, guys, come on. You’re really going to make me late because of what, Danhausen rumors?”
“We know, we know, but hold on a second,” Nick said. He didn’t grin the way the other two did. Instead, he frowned some. “That’s not the only thing we heard. Not by a long shot. We also heard that you just might like this dorky gremlin back. Is that true? It’s not, right? Tell me it’s not because wow, that would be…Something else. I’d be embarrassed for you.”
“Worse than embarrassed,” Adam cut in. “Do you know how that would look? You going for the biggest clown in the circus?”
The loss of the Elite, the loss of the status she had earned, where she had climbed to. The possibilities crowded her and she needed to breathe. The way they looked at her, the accusation, the confusion, and regretfully, the shame, had her mouth moving before she could stop it. Anything to get away, anything to get them off her ass. Time slowed and her teeth weirdly felt too sharp in her mouth, a poisonous flavor on her tongue that twisted her stomach as she brushed past them to get to the door.
“Are you serious? Of course it's not true,” she said as she teetered precariously on the knife edge of calm. She turned on her heel to face them.“Like you said, he’s a…” She hesitated. “A dorky gremlin and I don’t waste my time with the jokes this place likes to throw money at. Seriously, guys? I thought you knew me better than that and that I have a thing called standards. Happy?”
“Are you?”
A voice decidedly not Adam’s, Matt’s, or Nick’s, sounded softly behind her and she sucked in a breath. Danhausen, arms loosely folded in front of him, came into view as she turned around. His quiet, dejected look wounded her and pinpricks crawled across her eyes. Before the others could throw in their opinion, she stepped out and shut the door behind her. Less than a foot between her and Danhausen, paralysis locked her where she was. From fear, shame, regret. Want. She didn’t know.
“What?”
“Your smile,” he said and weakly gestured at her face. “It’s gone.”
“Danhausen, there’s–”
His hand dropped then rubbed the back of his head as he looked back and forth down the hallway. The tired look in his eyes almost stopped up her throat.
“How much of that did you hear?”
A smile wobbled on his face then fell.
“Gremlin isn’t new for me,” he said with a shrug and a thoughtful look to the side, eyes slightly narrowed and nose scrunched. “Dorky gremlin? That one Danhausen doesn’t think he’s heard before.”
“Shit, I’m–I’m so…There’s just…”
She couldn’t get the words out. Panic began to set in.
“Danhausen came here to wish you good luck in your match,” he hesitated. “So, good luck.”
“You don’t have to do that,” she said, her voice tight. “I shouldn’t have said that and, and…”
“You told me to keep being nice to you,” he said in that simple and honest tone of his, the one he had had when he sighed into her neck. Had made her feel so damn good. “So there’s no taking back the good luck. Danhausen already gave it. It’s yours. I…I suppose I will see you around the circus.”
Another moment of hesitation, another heartbeat or ten where their eyes held one another, and then he was gone. As if on cue, the three in the room funneled out into the hallway just as his form vanished.
“What the hell was that?”
Adam stood beside her and watched down the hallway where she looked. Danhausen was already gone and she counted down her breaths. Forced that smile that made her jaw uncomfortable.
“Nothing,” she said quickly and subtly wiped under her eyes. I feel like nothing. I don’t feel nice. “It’s nothing. Let’s just go.”
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youngbuckisms · 2 years
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Prompt concept (promptcept): 5 times (or however many you think is reasonable, if we can call "clown demon and a moody twunk" reasonable) hookhausen almost kissed and one time they actually managed to - 🐶💀
3 times hookhausen almost kissed and 1 time they did; drabble
It had been weeks. Weeks of staring, weeks of Danhausen following Hook, weeks of Hook ignoring him when he thought he’d be noticed, and weeks of close kisses that never happened.
The first time. Danhausen tried yet another strategy to get Hook’s attention, which had resulted in getting shoved against the wall, so close that it made Danhausen’s heart stop for a second as he froze. Hook wanted to. Danhausen wanted to. But neither made a move. It felt like time slowed, but it was only a few seconds before Hook stepped away.
The second time. Hook ran into Danhausen at the gym. Well — Donovan, actually. Without the makeup, Hook didn’t see him as Danhausen. Still, he greeted Hook in his very Danhausen way, waving and smiling like an idiot. And somehow it had turned into the two working out together, spotting each other, and talking. Or really it was Danhausen talking, Hook listening. And when Hook had dropped his water bottle, both of them bent down to pick it up and their heads had knocked together, making them both hiss. But as they looked up, they were so close that Danhausen had that same feeling again. The only thing that had stopped Hook from leaning forward was the sound of Ricky calling his name.
The third time. It was right after Hook ran out to save Danhausen. He saved him, shook his hand, and went backstage. But he still waited for Danhausen behind the curtain. He wasn’t sure why he waited, but when he had shook his hand again and stepped a little closer, he wasn’t sure what to do besides mutter a ‘see you later’ as Danhausen hesitantly nodded his head, letting them linger like that for a little longer before Taz walked by and Hook pulled away so he could leave to avoid being questioned as to why he saved the man.
But the fourth time .. neither of them backed out the fourth time. Danhausen had locked himself out of his hotel room, sitting by the door as he waited for Ethan Page to return since he was his roommate.
“What are you doing out here?” Hook asked, hands in his hoodie pockets, making the other look up with a slight pout.
“I left my keycard inside.” He admit shyly, glancing back down at his lap. Hook didn’t bother to wait for an invite to sit, instead just sitting down next to Danhausen, putting his bag aside.
For awhile, it was just silence. But it was comfortable. A silence that neither of them minded. Which Hook had to admit was weird, not hearing Danhausen speak was like the sky turning green. Hesitantly, Danhausen rested his head down on Hook’s shoulder, which caught him off guard enough to pull away.
“S — Sorry, I —“ Danhausen started but when Hook looked over, he cut him off by placing a hand against his cheek to pull him into a kiss. He didn’t give it a second thought. With Danhausen blushing and stuttering his apology that wasn’t necessary, it was too cute. And Hook had been hesitating too long. Hook was gentle, which was surprising, but it didn’t last long. Soon enough, it turned hungry, rough, teeth bumping against the other man’s lip. And Danhausen tried to match his energy, but he was a little flustered.
“What are you two doing?” Ethan’s voice interrupted, making Hook pull away, giving him a smirk. Ethan was only smiling though, chuckling softly from catching the two.
“Jeez get a room.” Ethan teased, unlocking the door once Danhausen moved out of the way. Hook helped the man up to his feet, but didn’t let go of his hand.
“Grab your things. You’re coming with me.”
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thegizardofmars · 2 years
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Imagine making Danhausen laugh
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hookhausenschips · 5 months
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I have a request! So the reader has been a part of AEW since 2021, she's gen z. I just need to see what kind of chaos she would be like around all the other wrestlers
As an older Gen Z I love this!
Y/N was nervous when she first signed with the company.
But slowly over time she started to come out of her shell.
Everyone on the roster loves the girl, well almost.
She lives for terrorizing Tony Khan and The Elite aka her bosses.
They know not to leave her unsupervised in the concession area for the fans.
She found out that Hook had been suspended because of Stokely. she chased him all over the arena that night threatening to break his knees to make him shorter than his current 3'5 self.
Her social media is just her personal diary.
She's very popular on Being The Elite, it's like the office to her.
On an episode she told the guys, "I may have a crack addiction but at least I'm always in high spirits." *cue stares at the camera like the office*
Her and Ricky get into petty battles to see who is better.
She once interrupted Don Callis in the ring to tell him "You don't have to worry about success, you have nothing to worry about."
She tried to curse Danhausen... It didn't work.
She's not allowed around Roderick anymore, she dumped him into a pond because he said she wasn't one of his best friends. She also tried to set his wheelchair on fire several times
When Harley Cameron kept flirting with Anthony Y/N told her, "I'm not sure if the bleach has seeped into that pea brain of yours or the two brain cells are too tired to rub together to make a spark but you don't have the right equipment for his taste, even if you bought it he still would not want you. So pack it up you Mississippi river cricket."
For her 21st birthday she tried to show the guys on Being The Elite that she could do that one eating fire trick, she ended up setting the locker room on fire. The sprinklers ruined everything.
She calls Orange every fruit name just because it makes her giggle.
Once she goes into a rant there's no stopping her.
She'll hiss at Abadon, don't ask her why she just does.
She enjoys scaring people by barking at them.
Juice Robinson is "her crackheaded chihuahua".
Her tiktok is just random videos of her doing storytimes to pulling elaborate pranks on the roster.
She's called Killswitch an off brand dino thunder power ranger.
DO NOT LEAVE HER ALONE WITH EDDIE KINGSTON!! Those two will burn down the entire state and rob a couple banks.
Austin Gunn and Colten Gunn are "Ass boys".
She also will sing "Daddy wasn't there" from Austin Powers anytime she sees the pair.
All in all it's never a boring time when the girl is around just keep her occupied with some cartoons or Ricky and she'll be fine.
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homoeroticgrappling · 20 days
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I love them together so much, this is precious
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daddyhausen · 1 month
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NSFW hcs for Danhausen possibly? He doesn't get enough love
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「 MASTERLISTS 」 | 「 AEW MASTERLIST 」 | 「 DANHAUSEN MASTERLIST 」
「 COMMISION INFO 」 | 「 LIKE MY WORK? BUY ME A COFFEE — KOFI — DXDDYHXUSEN 」
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「 SUMMARY 」 — nsfw headcannons w/ danhausen
「 WARNINGS 」 — 18+, [ MINORS DNI ], mentions of voyerism, cnc, dubcon, somnophilia, breeding, cumplay, submissive!danhausen
「 WORD COUNT 」 — 336
「 PAIRING 」 — fem!reader x danhausen
「 GENRE 」 — smut
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he’s a little freak. 
a fucking weirdo.
he’s a voyer 
enjoys watching you masturbate 
usually from inside the closet or listening in while you’re in the shower 
always when your unsuspecting of him and at your most vulnerable 
he can’t help but pleasure himself to the sounds of your whimpers and moans 
especially knowing that you have no idea he’s watching 
sex was awkward with him at first
trying to make sense of his little quirks and kinks 
poor thing had been so touched starved that he busts so quickly
you find it endearing 
he’s so embarrassed for the first few months that he results to fucking you while you sleep 
he’ll stand over your bed 
jerking himself off as he paints your pretty sleeping face with his cum 
he becomes increasingly more animalistic the more desperate he gets 
groping you in your sleep, starting at your breasts, moving down to your hips and ass
he’ll even stick his cock in you mouth, using your throat while your sleepily choke around his length.
always leaving your cunt full of cum so you have a little suprise to wake up to. 
he’s just so fucking weird
he steals your panties and jerks off into them regularly 
he’s just so obsessed with you
just thinking about you gets him so hard it’s quite pathetic 
he rather enjoys when you chastise him 
mocking him, dominating him 
he loves it especially when you bounce on his cock, pinning him under you, milking his cock while he just lays there and takes it
is incredibly submissive 
will bend and break to your every whim in the bedroom 
he’s so needy, something he’ll even start grinding against your ass or you thigh in public, just desperately trying gain some friction against his aching cock 
he’s rough and quick when he fucks 
only because he so desperate for you touch he can’t control himself. 
he cums so much from lack of proper touch,
he cums a lot more when you jerk him off 
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chvcklefvck · 2 years
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Person A isn't that sporty but person B and person C are. B and C often compete against each other while training and A just loves watching them workout enjoying the sight in front of them. When the training is done with A kisses both B and C to tell them they did great. Bonus: A stops B and C when their competition and friendly fighting starts to get too serious A being Danhausen, B being Hook and C being reader?
Thank you for feeding me this day, i am not even close to full though... so if you wanna continue sending food my way (eye emoji)
[this is just 800+ words of me being a silly goose!! Hope you enjoy it! I literally am having so much fun writing these two, if y'all have any suggestions or prompts for them send them my way please!!!! In this they are boyfriends, but they are your boyfriends!]
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It wasn’t supposed to be competitive, you were supposed to be helping Danhausen. Hook wanted you along, and your other boyfriend was not about to argue. It was supposed to be training, and that’s it. But here you were, ready to playfully destroy Hook, while Danhausen gets to watch.
You are on the treadmill beside Hook, enjoying the sereneness of it all, until you look over and realize Hook has upped the speed for himself slightly. You give him a smile and turn the speed up for yourself.
You look ahead of you and see Hook moving in your peripheral vision slightly. It makes you speak up.
“Wanna try a higher incline?” You smile at him, playfully. Hook seems to get it though.
“No.” Danhausen is very sure of not going any faster, or at a higher incline.
“Sure,” He shrugs and presses some buttons on the treadmill. It’s nothing for him, and at first, it’s nothing for you.
You both are on a 2 and poor Danhausen is trying his best to even run normally. He does seem to enjoy watching the both of you running though. He seems to want to say something, but you’re too caught up in beating Hook’s ass to really notice.
“This is child’s play, babe,” You smile over at him, barely breaking a sweat, “How about we go up a notch?”
He seems unfazed and nods. Both of you are running and your legs are starting to burn. You’re starting to really feel it. You inhale sharply through your nose and exhale quietly. You can’t show your need to give in.
“Can we do something else?” Danhausen speaks up, catching your attention.
“Yes.” You and Hook speak at the same time.
The both of you stop the treadmills and hop off. Your legs are immediately burning and your lungs ache. But you are ready for whatever else Hook has planned next.
The three of you end up near a pull up bar and Hook begins to demonstrate how well he can do pull ups. You watch him intently, wishing he was shirtless. You shake your head and go back into workout mode. You want to crush him. He seems to not be affected at all by all the running you just did. And you needed to wear him out.
Danhausen touches your hand and you look over at him and his chips. You give him a gentle nod and he asks, “I notice your legs bouncing, do you need to sit down?”
Hook looks over. You shake your head, and bend down to whisper to him, as quietly as possible, “If I’m afraid I won’t be able to get back up.”
Danhausen, popping a chip into his mouth, mouths an ‘o’ and gives you a concerned look. Hook hops down from the bar and gives you a cheeky grin.
“How about you sit in my lap?”
Oh, he knows what he’s doing. You shake your head and narrow your eyes. “I don’t think so. Actually, I think I could go for some more warm ups.”
“Warm up?” Danhausen sounds frightened. “This is just a warm up?”
Hook shakes his head, smiling at Danhausen. You ignore that and walk towards the bar, easily jumping up, and grabbing it. You begin to pull ups pretty effortlessly. Your arms aren’t as achy as the rest of you.
Eventually, without thinking, you pull yourself up enough to wrap your legs around the bar and begin doing sit ups. Almost as effortlessly as the pull ups. Almost.
Your legs begin to slip and a yelp escapes from you as you start to topple down from the bar. Arms grab you and before you know it, you’re safe on the ground, both of your boyfriends by your side.
“Are you alright?” Danhausen asks, his arms wrapped tightly around you. You only nod, a small yep slipping past your lips. “Why are you… showing off?”
“Y/N is competitive.” Hook interjects, his hand moving to Danhausen's shoulder.
You rub the back of your neck, letting out a nervous laugh. “Sorry, that got kinda out of hand. Hook seemed so… Unfazed by literally all the work outs- And also, looking good in front of you is a plus.”
“You always look good! No need to… Put yourself in danger.” Danhausen releases you from his grasp and gives you a quick kiss on the lips.
“We all did wonderful today!” Danhausen cheers, quickly moving to kiss Hook. He gives him a quick peck and pulls you both into a tight hug. You smile into their chests and hug back.
“Okay,” You start when you pull away, “I think I’m gonna head back to the hotel now though, I hurt. A lot.”
Hook nods, “That’s a good idea, you really did the most today,” He snorts, causing you to push his shoulder
“Shut up,” You huff, but can’t help but smile, “I really beat my own ass, okay? I learned a lesson. But will I do it again? Probably.”
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moxleys-whore · 8 months
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Requests are open! I write for most aew wrestlers! (I'll work on a list eventually)
I write just about anything too, I can do cute little fluffy shit and some hardcore smut bc I'm a whore<3. I mainly write for a dom!reader for smut.
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lovethathookhausen730 · 6 months
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HOOKHAUSEN CONTENT WE FUCKING WON Y'ALL🥺🥺🥺
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omegahime · 2 years
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has anyone else lightly considered yandere!danhausen bc i feel like … it would fit him very well
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aalyssah · 1 year
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Jealous
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Pairing: Hook x Fem!Reader
Warnings: Smut. Aftercare, Choking, Degradation, Face Fucking, Humiliation, Names (Whore & Slut) Oral, Praise, Spanking, Slapping.
Word Count: 4,612
Summary: Hook is jealous of you and Danhause hanging out and he reminds you who you belong to.
A/N: This is my first HOOK imagine, but I didn't post it yet because I knew it would take me a while and I wanted to post for him, so that's how I ended up with the 'Braiding Hair' imagine, but like I said this is my first. By the way I know I mixed different time frames into a story but just let me be. Hope You Enjoy!
Not proofreaded
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You were currently in your boyfriend, Hook's locker room with a blanket over your lap, watching his match against Angelo Parker. He didn't want you coming out there since the rest of 2.0 was there so you waited in his locker room.
You weren't set to have a match tonight so after Hook was done y'all would just go to the hotel. A knock at the door interrupted your thoughts. You pushed the blanket to the side and got up and walked to the door.
Opening it revealed Danhausen. "Hello there, Y/n." You always loved Danhausen. The day when Hook joined forces with him, you never stopped thanking him. "Hey Danhausen, what's up?" Danhausen always knew how to make your day.
"Well Danhausen wanted to know if you and Hook will go on a toy hunt with me, Ethan and others." It's been a while since you've been featured on a YouTube channel so you agreed. "Yes, I would love too, and Hook is coming too."
Danhausen clapped his hands. "Great! I'll text you soon." He then pulled out a hoodie from his cape. "This is Danhausen merch! Have it." You took it like it was fragile. "Aw, thanks Dan!" You gave him a hug and he turned around and disappeared around the corner.
You closed the door and sat back down and by the time you looked at the TV, the match was over. You let out a sigh weeping because you wanted to see your man fight, but it was over. You got up and folded the blanket and put the hoodie in the bag. Hook came through the door, breathing heavily and with the title in his hand.
He came behind you and hugged you. "Hey babe, I'm sorry I didn't see your match, but I know you did good." You apologized. His hold loosened on you. "What do you mean you didn't see it?" You could hear a silo guy hurt the tone in his voice.
"I was talking to Danhausen and when I came back you already had your hand raised in victory." Hook's jaw clenched at the thought you weren't watching him and you were talking to Danhausen. "It's fine, maybe next time you can go out. Let's go to the hotel."
Hook decided to brush it off and just go home. He was sweaty and tired and all he felt like doing was showering and sleeping with you.
You two made it to the hotel and went to the bedroom. Your belly flopped on the bed and let out a sigh. Hook instantly went in the duffel bag and grabbed a hoodie and sweats before going to the bathroom. You went in the bag and grabbed the hoodie Danhausen gave you. You took your bra off and pulled it over your head.
It was surprisingly comfy.
Not as comfy as Hook's, but close. You got your phone off the nightstand and scrolled on instagram. You were liking people's pictures and responding to fans until you saw Danhausen trying to FaceTime you.
You sat up excited and answered. "Hi!" Danhausen didn't have face paint on as he looked at the camera. He grew comfortable around you so he didn't have to hide himself. "Y/n! Let's talk about tomorrow night's match on Double or Nothing."
The match consisted, Hookhausen vs Tony Neese and Smart Mark Sterling. You were so excited to see the team's debut and even more when you could accompany them. "Yeah, I can't wait!" You two sat there for about 20 mins talking about the match and other stuff.
Your attention was pulled away from Danhausen when Hook came out of the bathroom. His eyebrow cocked up a little. "Who's that?" He asked me to put his dirty gear in a bag. "Danhausen! We were talking about you guys' match for tomorrow."
The moment the word Danhausen came out of your mouth he was already uninterested in the conversation. 'Oh' He mumbled before getting under the covers and turning on his side. "You're not gonna say anything to Danhausen?" Hook was getting tired of hearing all the talk about Danhausen. "No I don't! Leave me alone!" He yelled at you and pulled the blanket over his shoulders.
You sat there in silence as you felt hurt and confused. You didn't understand why he yelled at you. When Hook- someone you love yelled at you, you felt like a disappointment. "S-sorry." You're shaky voice apologized. "I'll talk to you tomorrow Danhausen." You didn't even wait for him to say his goodbyes before hanging up.
You thought he was maybe tired and people are grumpy when they're tired, right? You turned the lamp off and turned the other way and closed your eyes.
Some part of Hook felt bad for you because he yelled at you but you 're talking about another man and that hurts. Neither one of you said a word that night as you both fell asleep with your back's turned to each other.
Next Morning
You woke up feeling cold. Hook didn't cuddle you last night so you 're just shaking. You grabbed your phone off the charger and saw it was 6:53. You and Hook didn't have any match so you were planning on going to the gym and then doing the toy hunt with Ethan.
You slowly got up and went in the duffel bag and grabbed a pair of new shorts and a sports bra. You took a look at Hook, seeing him asleep on his side. He looked uncomfortable and he held the side of the pillow. You went to the bathroom and got ready for the day.
When you came out of the bathroom you saw Hook sitting up a little, on his phone. You went to the kitchen to eat something and while in the kitchen Hook got ready. He came into the kitchen when you sat down and started eating and there was an awkward silence. You are eating your food while Hook ate chips.
Usually you would scold him for eating something, so unhealthy and weak as breakfast but you weren't in the mood to act like everything was normal after last night.
If you look up you would be able to make eye contact with him so you just sort of played with your food in the bowl. "I'm sorry." He was first to speak. You finally looked up and met his eyes. "It's fine you, we're just tired." You scooted the chair back making a screeching noise on the hotel floor before going to the sink.
If only you knew why he yelled at you. Hook wasn't one to express his feelings, but he was gonna show people that you're his.
"Yeah, but I just wanna make sure everything is good with us. Is it?" He wasn't gonna let go until you gave him a yes. "Yes babe, I'm okay. I'm not mad at you." You walked back over to him and hugged him. His arms wrapped around your waist as you buried your face in his neck, taking in his scent.
He placed a kiss on the top of your head before letting you go. "Imma go get changed and then we can go." You nodded your head and waited. He came back in some shorts and a shirt. "You ready?" He grabbed the hotel card and car keys. "Yeah." You two made your way out of the hotel and into the car.
You liked to train at the PC center because there were many of your friends there and it was where you started training before becoming a wrestler so it meant so much to you. Plus, it had everything a wrestler needs so who needs a gym, when you have a PC Center near you?
You two walked in holding your gym bags. You saw other wrestlers working in the ring and others doing stretches. You and Hook went your separate ways since you both like to focus on different parts of the body.
Like Hook worked on his upper body so he could lift big men like Bear Bronson and you liked the lower part of your body. Hook instantly went to the weights while you grabbed a mat they had for stretching. You put your earbuds in and started listening to music.
You did many positions such as: Doggy style, leg lifts, bridges and while doing doggy style, you could feel eyes on your ass. A tap on your shoulder made you jump a little. You took your earbuds out and looked up to see Danhausen. You shot up off the floor and hugged him. "Hey Danhausen!" He returned the hug and pulled you back.
"First off, are you ok for last night?" You let out a little breathy laugh at his concern. "Yes Dan, I'm fine." You gave him a reassuring look but he didn't take it. "Are you sure? Because I can stop giving him chips!" You loudly laughed at him while playfully smacking his arm. "Yea I'm sure and like he would ever stop eating chips." Danhausen laughed too.
"You're working out?" He looked down at your mats and earbuds. "Yeah. You want to work together?" Danhausen nodded. "Wait, what about Hook?" You looked over and saw Hook with his shirt off and lifting weights. "He'll be fine. If he wants to join us he is more than welcomed." You put the mat back and went inside the ring.
Danhausen held the ropes for you. "Alright! What does Y/n want to do?" You thought for a moment before the idea came to mind. "Can you help me stretch my knee. It's been hurting for a while." Danhausen listened to you as you explained about the problems with your knee. "Yeah sure. I've had knee problems."
Danhausen pointed to the middle of the ring. "Come over here." You walked to the center and waited for his say. "Bend over." You bent over a little and felt a pair of hands on your waist. "Further." You tried but felt pain. "Ow! It hurts." You shot up and turned around. "That's a good sign, now bend over!"
You trusted Danhausen with what he was saying so you bent over again. Instead of his hands being on your hips, they were on the lower part of your back. He pushed you down so that your back was arched and your hands were touching the ground. "How does it feel?" You could feel a little pain let loose.
"It's getting better." You straighten up and looked at him. "Well, ask Hook for iceyhot and take a nap. The iced hot should reduce the pain while resting will help the iceyhot." You took notes down on your phone as he told you the stuff. "Oh! That reminds me. Look at this funny video." Danhausen pulled his phone out his pocket.
He clicked on Instagram and pulled up a video. It was a video of a dog doing a little dance. You and Danhausen started laughing as the dog did its dance. "Awe, that's so cute!" Your laughs died down and came the next video. It was a video of wwe from the Attitude Era and memes about it.
"I miss those days!" You and Danhausen sat there on your phone's, forgetting the whole purpose of being at the gym. Laughing at funny videos or discussing topics about AEW matches. All of a sudden your conversation was cut short when a sweaty Hook came into view.
He was sweating and breathing heavily as he looked down at you and Danhausen. "Oh, hey babe, you done?" His mouth was in a thin line. "Oh it's almost time! We gotta get ready for their toy hunt!" Danhausen got up and exited the building. "Are you ready to go?" Hook just looked at you for a second and turned around and left.
You didn't know why he wasn't speaking or why he broke up the conversation between you and Danhausen. "Hey babe, wait up!" You rushed out the door and opened the car door. He didn't say a word and backed out and went home. You wondered why he was acting so quiet towards you as if y'all didn't hug it out earlier.
You entered the house and went to take a shower. "Babe you wanna shower together? Y'know to save water?" You said rising and lowering your eyebrows. "No." He said it was so rude and stern. You really didn't know what was going on, but you hoped the toy hunt would boost his mood.
You took a shower and put on a Danhausen shirt with some jean shorts. You took one last look in the mirror before opening the door. Hook sat on the bed and was on his phone. He looked at you and wanted to say how beautiful you looked but he noticed the Danhausen shirt.
You've NEVER bought any of his merch so having his friends on before him made him a little upset. He got up and went into the bathroom without even sparing a glance at your face. You were now getting hurt. The tension in the room has never been like this between you two and you wanted to know what caused it all.
You waited for Hook to finish getting ready and once he exited out and made your way to the toy place.
Getting out of the car you were greeted by people like Anthony Bowens, Ethan Page, Fuego Del Sol, Alex Reynolds, and lastly Danhausen. "Oh, you guys are here. Hey Y/n and Hook." You came into the view of the camera and smiled while waving your hand.
"Hey guys! I missed being in the channel, hopefully I'll come more often and don't forget to, but Danhausens merch!" Great. You 're even promoting someone else's merch. Hook shook his head before entering the toy shop.
As everyone looked for something you were with Hook. "Babe look at this snoop dogg figure!" Hook picked it up and looked at it. You could tell he wanted it, but he put it back. "Why'd you do that?" He just shrugged his shoulders and walked off.
You decided you weren't gonna chase after him everytime he leaves you if you walked over to Danhausen. "Hey Danny." You sounded a little sad. Danhausen looked at you with some concern in his eyes.
"Is Y/n ok?" He picked up an AEW figure of you. "Yeah it's just, Hook." Danhausen nodded before pulling the figure from behind his back. "Look at what I found!" It was an AEW figure if you. You didn't even know they sold them. You let out a gasp. "Omg is that me?!" He hummed in agreement.
You jumped in his arms, hugging him and thanking him for showing you. "I didn't know they had me!" Danhausen laughed as he saw how happy you were. Ethan came up with his phone. "Oh shoot, Y/n is a figure now? Gotta add it to my collection." You smiled and put your hand over your chest.
"I feel honored to be part of your collection." You looked around for Hook, but didn't see him. "What's wrong?" Danhausen asked, looking in your direction. "Just looking for Hook." You brushed it off and continued shopping with Danhausen. You thought of Hook but if he really wanted to talk to you, he would find you himself.
"Danhausen, Y/n come here." You and Danhausen walked over to Ethan. "Fans wanted a Q&A. Just one question." You nodded your head. "They asked, if you weren't dating Hook. Who would you want to date?" You thought for a second. You're not into girls, you can't date a female and you don't have that many male friends.
"Well, if I can't choose Hook, I'll choose Danhausen." Ethan thought you two were close friends so it wasn't a surprise. "I mean, I'm not lesbian and Hook and Danhausen are my only close boy friends and besides, who wouldn't want to date Danhausen?" You leaned over and kissed his cheek.
Hook POV
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I was looking at the Snoop Dog figure Y/n told me about. I was debating if $250 was worth it so I was gonna ask Ethan. As I walked over I saw him asking Y/n and Danhausen a question. I hated to be jealous but Y/n has been spending more time with Danhausen than me.
It was going fine with them laughing but what really caught me was when she leaned over and KISSED him on the cheek. She started smiling and laughing and you could even see a blush on her cheek.
That was it for me. I dropped the figure and grabbed her wrist, dragging her out the toy place, leaving a confused Ethan and Danhausen.
Second POV
You were laughing and blushing as you just kissed Danhausen on the cheek, leaving a jaw dropped Ethan Page. You saw Hook coming over and was about to greet him, but he grabbed your wrist and dragged you into the toy place, ignoring your questions.
"Babe, what are you doing?" You tried to get hold of his wrist Ro loosen his hold but he would give up. "Hey, calm down, that hurts!" He still ignored you and opened the car passenger door and dragged you in the seat. He reached over and buckled you up.
You knew better than to unbuckle the belt. He put you in for a reason. "Hook what's-" He cut you off. "Shut up!" You did exactly that. You didn't understand why he was so mad, but all you knew was he wasn't happy with you. He started the car and drove to the hotel.
In silence.
Not even the radio was on. His hands gripped the steering wheel so hard and his jaw was clenched the whole time. Every time you looked over at him you could see the anger in his eyes and how his mouth was in a straight line.
You've never seen him like this. Not in real life, only on TV. He was always so sweet and gentle with you but right now he was acting like you were QT Marshall or something.
He pulled up at the hotel and got out of the car. He walked straight in the building without sparing you a glance. You slowly unbuckled the seat belt and got out of the car. You walked through the entrance and he was nowhere to be seen. You went to your room and saw the door was unlocked. Well, at least he cared for you still.
There were no lights on. The moment you stepped through the door you emerged by Hook grabbing you and carrying you to the bed. He threw you in, making you bounce a little and hovered over you. His necklace was dangling in your face.
"You like being a whore?" Hi, we're surprised by the sudden choice of words. He's never called you anything like that. One time he called you mean and you jokingly gave him silent treatment and he cared like she called you a bitch.
But that wasn't the only thing that surprised you. It was that you were getting aroused, turned on, wet, whatever you wanted to call it, you were into it. "W-what?" You looked down. He gripped your jaw,
forcing you to look at him. "You heard me. You like going around kissing other men?" He sounded so angry.
"I-I-" You didn't understand why he was so upset. It was just a kiss on the cheek. "Don't act like you haven't let fans kiss you." You argued back. There's no way he's getting mad at you for something he let happen. "You're talking back? You like defending him?" You didn't know he was such a dominant man in bed.
Like said earlier, he's gentle with you and soft, but this was far from gentle. He felt like he waited too long for your answer and flipped you over so you were across his lap. He pulled down your shorts to reveal you having no panties on. "Wow you really are a whore. Walking around all slutty with no panties on. Was this for him?"
Him? Who's him?
Then you remember the kiss, the PC Center, The phone calls, and The match, it was all connecting to Danhausen. There's no way he's jealous of Danhausen. Right? "Wait, are you jealous?" There was a little tease in your voice that made him even angrier. When you felt his grip tighten around your waist and not getting a response, you knew he was.
"Aw, it's ok to be jealous. If-" He then slapped your ass making you moan. Never in a million years would you think you would be turned on by getting hit. You've only read stuff like these in Fanfics so experiencing it first person was even better. "So, you like that?" Another slap landing. You tried covering your moans by hitting your lips but it slipped out.
"Your. A. Pathetic. Slut." Every pause was followed by a slap to the ass. You sat there whimpering and whined at how hard he slapped at the last word. "Tell me I'm the one you love." Something in you liked this sort of possessive side of him so you went ready to give in,
"I love Danhausen." His eyes darkened once more. He sighed in and out before ripping your shirt and popping your bra open. Your mouth dropped open. He hit you for making you scream from the sensitivity and spreader your legs. "Look at you. On MY bed. Wet for who? Danhausen?"
His fingers ran up to your clit before pinching it. "S-stop!" You tried pushing your hand down but he pinned them above your head. "You don't make the demands, because I can't leave you right here and call Danhausen." You shook your head instantly.
"That's what I thought." He reached down once more and ran his fingers in between your folds. He pushed one finger in, watching the way your face switches to pleasure. He is slow in fingering you. Moving in and out at a slow pace to make you say something. He wants you to say something so he can give you what you want.
You tried moving your hips down so you could feel more friction but he was limiting your use on his finger. "More!" Your whine was a little loud. He ignored your say and went down, licking from your slit to your clit. He nipped at your clit making your toes curl. His hands came to your thighs to spread you wider and rested in his elbows.
You could feel his nose on your clit and he circled around your core before pushing his tongue through. Your sweetness filled on his tongue as he licked around. Your hands went to his hair, pulling it deeper and grinding your hips on his face. You almost forgot that he was mad at you until he bit your folds.
"T-Ty!" It was a warning of you cumming. He sucked faster as his hand made contact with your clit. It was all pure heaven at that moment and you could feel a blissful orgasm approaching. It all stopped when he pulled back in time to make you whine. "W-why'd you s-stop!" You are still humping air. He untied his sweats and took his hoodie off, revealing his toned abs and cock.
He put you on your hands and knees before entering you with a groan. "Who made you this wet?" He waited for a response. You being a stubborn person you're gonna say Danhausen. "Danhausen." You moaned at the feeling in his cock inside of you. He took a deep breath before thrusting forward aloof s clap noise echoing around the room. He leaned forward and grabbed you by the neck, choking you. "We'll see who makes you cum."
He started thrusting at a brutal pace making skin clapping noses echo off the walls. Your moaned was loud and you felt like your arms were giving out fast. Hook held your throat thighs, the harder he thrust and it was hard. You felt like you were losing oxygen so you tapped on his arm a couple of times and he let go.
It still made you happy to see he cared even when he's mad at you. You let out a loud breath and breathed loud and heavy as you tried to get air. Your lungs. He gave you a moment to breathe before returning his hand back. His pace never faltered as he fucked you. He let go of your throat and pushed you down so your face was in the pillow.
Your screams were muffled as his groans were nothing to hide. He was enjoying this just as you were and he knew you were liking it because you didn't call for the Safeword. He rubbed your clit furiously making you scream louder. "S-Sens-" You cut yourself off by another moan.
He knew what you were trying to say but didn't push you. He didn't know if he should let you cum or edge you but judging by the way you were he didn't think you would be ready for another round and he wasn't either, with the way you were squeezing his cock. "T-tell me who you love." He stuttered.
You were in a whole other galaxy and didn't hear a word he said except muffled talking. "Answer me!" He spit on your head and you could feel the spit dropping for to your ear. The bed was hitting the wall so hard you knew there would be a dent in the wall. "Y-you! It-ts you!" He hit your G-Spot multiple times, making you silent.
You didn't even know you came until you felt biting. Hook always hit a part of your body when cumming so he would quiet down and listen to you but there was no noise coming out of your mouth. You were shaking as you came and all you saw was white.
"F-fuck." Hook moaned, giving a couple more slow thrusted before pulling out. He watched as the mixture of yours and his cum dropped out of your abused cunt. "Y/n? You ok baby?" His soft self was back all of a sudden. It was like a demon possessed his body for the whole day. "Mmh." You hummed in the pillow.
He gently flipped you over and saw your mascara running down your cheeks, red face, red eyes, and most of all. The handprint of his hand around your throat. "Come on, let's get cleaned up." He picked you up and took you to the bathroom. He held you as he turned the water in so it was the perfect temperature.
He sat you in the bath and poured your favorite soap on a loofah before washing you. He was slow and calm when washing your body. He saw everything he did to you and kind of regretted it but you liked it and you were smiling the whole time and reassuring him it was ok. "Babe it's fine.... You are ok." You spoke, taking breaths.
You were tired and didn't feel like talking. He got in the tub and washed himself off quickly before rinsing you both. He dried you off and helped you put panties and a bra on before pulling the blankets over you. "I love you." He kissed your forehead. "Me too. Not Danhausen."
That was the last thing you said before going to sleep in HOOK'S embrace.
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