Netflix: So...you’re making a horror show, right? This is gonna terrify the shit out of people. Right?
Mike Flanagan: Lesbians!
Netflix: Okay, but is it going to be scary--
Mike Flanagan: Lesbians!!!! 💕💘💖
Flower shop lesbians!
Gonna stab you to death with a poker lesbians!
Punk gf stopping her pastel gf from committing accidental murder lesbians!
I just saw the ghost of my dead ex while trying to make out with you and now it’s super awkward lesbians!
Crime solving lesbians!
Accepting that your gf will eventually succumb to the swamp lady living inside her and loving her anyway lesbians!
Vermont civil union lesbians!
Everlasting love lesbians!
Bittersweet ending lesbians!
Netflix: Okay, but other than the lesbians, is there gonna be anything--
Mike Flanagan: ...But yes, also there will be ghosts.
Netflix: *heavy sigh*
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