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Q, looking at a picture of Bond undercover as Benoit Blanc on his laptop, practically twirling his hair on his fingers: I wish I could find a man like this
Bond standing behind Q: Hello Q.
Q: No not you Bond, get out of my office.
Bond: that is literally me in the picture, Q
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darthlenaplant · 2 years
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Also:
Q, wearing a shirt that says "I'm the fucking Quartermaster"
Bond, wearing a shirt that says "I'm fucking the Quartermaster"
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nanagoswife · 1 year
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Oh! You write for James Bond?! I am just getting into the fandom, so how about something where the reader is a new recruit for MI6. Not an agent, but maybe someone who works behind the scenes? And a certain 007 attempts to win her over.
It can be a drabble or headcannons, whatever is easier for you to write.
Thank you! ♥️♥️
Sorry for taking so long to get to this! And like we discussed, I’m changing this to a gender neutral reader!
Warnings: suggestive themes, sass, unedited
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It’s been about two months since you joined MI6. The job was something of a dream for you despite the themes you deal with. Everything from the espionage, the threats, the dealings of agents, all the way to the one thing you shouldn’t be used to. A specific agent making themselves comfortable on the corner of your desk.
“Are you ever not working?” he asks in a lightly teasing tone.
A sigh passes your lips, eyes staying glued to the file in front of you. “Do you ever come here to talk instead of flirt, Mr. Bond?” you retort.
“And why would I do that?”
You hum in mock contemplation. The file in your hands is still all that you look at. “Maybe because not everyone in this office is quick to fall for your so called ‘charm’. Don’t you have better things to do?”
“Not really. Plus, I love a challenge.”
His tone is filled with an unsaid challenge. A tone where, if you didn’t know his drill by now, would’ve had you divert your attention to him. However, you instead scoff, ready to deliver a retort.
“Is that all you see me as? Just a challenge? I didn’t know the great James Bond saw anything as a challenge. Nor did I think he’d look at another as more of an object rather than seeing what’s further down in a person.”
With that, knowing that the agent is wearing a rather smug grin, you stand with the file still in your hand. You shut it, grabbing a few things as he watches.
“As much as I love our little chats, I believe my assistance is needed elsewhere.” You pause, looking at Bond who looks exactly the way you thought, a smug smirk spreading his lips as he looks at you like some sort of prey he’s enjoying chasing down. “Goodbye, 007.”
You begin to walk away until a thought crosses your mind. It makes you pause, thinking over whether this is either stupid or something to throw him off balance, but you decide to say it anyways.
So, you turn and say, “For the record, if you want to win someone over, I suggest maybe asking them to dinner.”
Before you turn away, you see an amused glint in his eyes. Little did you know that, later that day, he’d take that advice seriously.
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craig-watson-source · 2 years
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Daniel Craig !James Bond ;  British agent with MI6, ace of Her Majesty's intelligence service ;  Licence to Kill
                 We all have our secrets. We just didn’t get to yours yet
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crewman-penelope · 2 years
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Chapters: 32/32 Fandom: Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast), Malevolent (Podcast), James Bond (Craig Movies)
I don’t often post my fic here but I’m proud of managing to muddle through this kinktober with a work that I’m proud of. I nearly didn’t do it but I’m so glad that I did.
For my own amusement I did a little tally of my pairings (where multiple pairs, tally % includes both):
RQG Zolf/Oscar: 42% Malevolent John/Arthur: 10% Bond, 00Q: 10% RQG Grizzop/Oscar: 10% RQG Other: 39%
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Looking for Beta Reader
Hello lovely fans of all things 00Q and/or BBC Sherlock. Currently writing a Bondlock crossover fic and need a beta reader to make sure even half of this makes any sense. If anyone is interested, do the do and message me here. I shall respond within 1-3 business weeks. The fic is called Conversations about Art on Ao3 if you want to read the first chapter and let me know what you think. 
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rastgeleticaret · 1 year
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JAMES BOND 006 DANİAL CRAİG TÜRKİYE ÇAĞRISI
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So my brother and dad just watched no time to die while I listened to music in another room to avoid it and I am now in the mood to write something sweet for Bond and Q to get over my annoyed feelings about it. Does anyone have any requests for like most probably ticklish James Bond? I'm still trying to fix the issue of there being very little content for it. Or even perhaps something else? And I'll see what I can do
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bonuscache · 2 years
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This Instagram ad is a lie! They DO NOT sell Daniel Craig’s used sweaty t-shirts smdh 😡
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animentality · 2 months
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Why, Q, I'm feeling quite buggered actually (Ao3 link)
Hi, so this was a fanfic inspired by some tags @cicerfics left on a post she reblogged that were so true tbh. So I wrote it and here it is, hope you all enjoy 😘✌️.
Summary: Q never thought that this would be something he had to deal with, ever.
"Where is Bond, Q?" The tired voice of M asked from Q's phone.
"I, ah, wouldn't know sir," Q replied back, his free hand clenched in a tight fist, "it seems double-o seven has gone off grid," he cleared his throat, "again."
There was silence on the other end, a silence so telling that Q closed his eyes and bent his head, praying to whatever god there was that M would accept this.
A few eternal seconds later M finally replied, "alright Q," he said, voice drier than it's ever been, "when Bond finally comes back in, do let him know he's needed back at HQ. There's a mission for him."
"Certainly sir!" Q said at once and winced, knowing his relief was too evident, "I'll be sure to let him know."
Another pause, then finally, "I'm sure you will." And the leader of MI6 hung up.
Q quickly dropped his hand and threw his phone onto the couch and took a shuddering breath.
"Off the grid, am I?" A voice called down the hall.
Q groaned and walked towards the voice, coming from behind a half closed door.
Opening the door revealed the talked about agent in question, laying in a bath filled with epsom salts. The water did nothing to hide his broad gleaming chest, a chest littered with red marks.
"My, my Q," he said with a grin, "lying to M on my whereabouts again are we?"
Q closed his eyes and groaned again, knocking his head on the doorframe, "what was I supposed to tell him, James? That I've made sure his best operative is out of commission for at least a week! Do you know what he'd do then James?"
"What will he do, Q?" James asked, grin still so evident.
"He'll ask me how!" Q cried and lowered himself to the tiled floor and gripped his hair tight in his hands.
James laughed brightly, making the water lap at the sides, "do you think you'd get in trouble for damaging government property?"
"James!"
The horrible agent laughed again. "Tell M you were ensuring I knew how to handle every scenario I could face in the field."
"Oh yes, that'll go over so well," Q rolled his eyes, now leaning against the door frame, 'Hello M, sir, yes agent double-o seven will not be available for the next week, why you ask? Oh yes, I was making sure he could handle absolutely anything in the field so I buggered him so hard I blew his back out."
James laughed so hard water splashed over the edge and winced slightly.
Q sighed, "careful James, you don't want to push this for another week."
James' bright blue eyes flashed to his, "wouldn't I, Q?"
"Absolutely not James!" Q said and refused to listen to the voice inside him screaming absolutely yes.
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darthlenaplant · 2 years
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Has anyone already done that new hot meme?
Like
Q: I wonder what I taste like...
Bond: Well, I can help with that~
Q: Uhm... (⊙_⊙;) [thinking about James biting him and is mildly freaked out]
Bond: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [thinking about doing all sorts of NSFW stuff with Q, inkluding kissing and a little bit of biting]
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nanagoswife · 2 years
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This will be a question and somehow a req too. Do you think James Bond would ever get tired? Tired of everything like jobs or maybe with himself. What do you think he would do to relief all of that? Thank you!
Hi! So sorry it took me so long to get to this😅 it’s been a constant thought since I’ve read the ask. I’ll add a little fic to this as an apology gift. The reader is afab in this scenario.
Personally, I feel like he does but he doesn’t at the same time. Like, he probably has those moments where he gets drained but he looks back at it and sees that he’s keeping the world from being destroyed.
So, even though he gets tired of it all, he only comes back because he knows that he can help.
Just like in Skyfall. He left, he was done, he was tired but as soon as he saw that not only MI6, but the world, needed him, there was no hesitation from him to go back.
I just feel like he can’t ignore his sense of duty. He’ll always say that he’s done with it all but we all know he really isn’t.
It’s what he’s found a purpose in.
“James?” he hears your soft, tired voice call out to him. He was packing a small bag and he could see your slight confusion when your eyes landed on it. However, your confusion didn’t last for long. Not when you knew exactly why he was doing this.
“I’m going back.”
His statement doesn’t surprise you in the slightest. He can see that much. It helps that this isn’t the first time he’s said this and it probably won’t be the last.
It is, however, the first time he hasn’t told you first.
“When were you thinking of telling me? I wasn’t aware things between us have gotten bad, let alone enough for you to just leave.”
The accusation in your tone would have any other person flinch at your words. James, though, isn’t only used to it but was expecting it. He knows you’re not trying to be harsh, you’re just caught up in all of this. It’s something you never deserved to go through but you didn’t care. All you cared about was being able to just be with him through all of it.
“I got the call this morning,” James states, abandoning his bag to make his way to you, “and I didn’t want to wake you so early.”
He wraps his arms around you, pulling your tired self into his chest. Pressing his lips to your temple with a smile, he softly sways while your arms snake around him.
“I was going to tell you,” he whispers into your hair, “I just couldn’t ignore that nagging feeling.”
“I know,” you mumble into his chest, arms tightening around his frame, “I’m just concerned, James. You left because you needed some time.”
He nods. “I know that I can be more useful out there. I want to make sure the world is safe for you and our future family.”
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Emma Watson as Hermione Granger and Daniel Craig as James Bond{BOND LAST MISSION} chapter 001: all over again 
Since our worlds have revealed themselves - until now being tightly locked up. We are doomed to each other - your magic is your weapon, mine is the gun. we are not alone - we have our friends, and we need to keep our enemies even closer and find what we have lost. Everything has changed. 
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crewman-penelope · 2 years
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13 April 1968 - James Bond's Birthday
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