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danielfosseyart · 1 month
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Daniel Watches She-Ra
& The Princesses Of Power
-S1E3- 'Razz'
Todays' She-Ra Watchthrough Art: Look I have been having a real shit week or so let me just bullshit this one thanks
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Dumb question but why is Glimmers mom British? Also this is probably just me but it looks like her wings are attached to her hair & I can't stop thinking about it.
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Oh also yo the theme song?
Yeah that's pretty swell.
A big step up from the original cartoon which was just.....sad? It's just like a sad attempt of being a cool retro cartoon theme song. It fails to live up to any of the greats of decades past.
TMNT 87? Iconic. Badass. Groovy. Radical.
Transformers? Iconic as well. Absolutely fucks.
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show? Fucking ART that makes Hans Zimmer look like an absolute fucking dork.
Sonic Underground? LITERALLY THE GREATEST FUCKING PIECE OF MUSIC EVER COMPOSED BY MANKIND.
80s She-Ra? It's like watching a cat spray diarrhea across my carpet for a solid minute. It's just sad.
Okay so I literally don't know any of their names but uh-
These two. These two evil goons right here.
Are-
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Okay so are they like gay? I don't know why but my brain saw this & went "Is this dude dating that lizard? are they going to smooch?"
I have no evidence or any proof to back up my claim here.
But I'm gonna just assume these two are gay & smooching & holding hands & stuff.
Anyways these goon squad characters are lame, also fuck that one girl who was bullying Cat-Ra, like, damn. The fuck is her problem?
Like leave that cat alone she's a fucking cat. Who bullies a cat??
Fuck you!!
Yeah so the only two goons I find myself enjoying are these two because I just get a strong feeling that they might be gay.
Again, I have no proof or evidence. But I'm gonna just say that they are anyway because I decided that I want to & you can't stop me.
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Also one of them is a lizard dude. Like I said, that objectively makes him cool as fuck because reptiles are rad as hell.
ALSO GLIMMER & ADORA ARE SO GAY??
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LIKE- OKAY FIRST OFF THIS POSE ABOVE THIS SENTENCE? THAT AIN'T A POSE OF A STRAIGHT PERSON. SHE'S AT THE VERY LEAST BI OR LESBIAN OR SOMETHING. BUT NAH THAT POSE IS GIVING ME VERY HEAVY FAG VIBES /POS
GOD THEY'RE GAY THEY'RE GAY THEY ARE GIRLFRIENDS IDC
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I fucking squealed at this they're SO IN LOVE AAAAAA
GOD THEY ARE SO GAY
SHE'S BEING SO GAY JUST TALKING ABOUT ADORA/SHE-RA
GAY?? GAY
REAL
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IF THEY DONT KISS & HOLD HANDS BY THE END IM GOING TO PISS ON MY NEIGHBOURS MAILBOX
POV: Glimmer introduces you to her wife (she's magic & can become very tall & glows bc she's just cool like that)
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Also I like, find She-Ra so fucking funny from the design itself?
She's just.....tall. She's a tall lass. Big. Large. Massive. A Tree.
Like, the fact that she's just....big. Like this is a needed change for her transformation. Being taller is an essential part of it.
One of her magical powers is just being really tall I guess. Like that's part of the transformation, she gets BIG. So that's just considered a power, because it makes her taller.
Being a tall fuck is considered a magical ability in this universe.
Also why did this episode just turn into Pixars' Brave (2012) for the middle part? I'm not upset I'm just confused bc I didn't expect to be hit with this sudden flashback to 2012 shit. But I like this old lady.
But (good job daniel you used but twice in a row, you're so good at writing you stupid fucking idiot-) I just kept being reminded of Brave while watching. I don't know if that's a good thing or not. I haven't watched Brave in like a decade. Like, damn though, this part just reminded me of it a lot & I feel it's worth mentioning.
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I should rewatch Brave sometime.
AHEM-
SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE I WANT TO CRY SHE'S LITERALLY THE SCRUNKLY SCRIMBLO BLORBO AND ALSO A FAGGOT. I LOVE HER. PROTECT THIS SPARKLY FAGGOT & HER MAGICAL WIFE.
GRAHHHHHHH
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Whore-Dak Update:
Okay Hordak, you get points just because you told Shadow Weaver to go fuck herself. That's incredibly based & awesome of you. To not only tell the wizard bitch to shove her stupid fucking shadow magic fart clouds up her ass. But you also were like "Hey angry lesbian cat, you get a promotion because you're epic" & that's so real.
I respect a villain who doesn't bully cats for no reason.
(other than because you're a huge bitch cough shadow cunt cough)
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You're still nowhere near being Skeletor. But you are definitely a far better villain than the original 80s Hordak was. Keep it up buddy.
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leclerced · 4 months
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PLEASE. the way i laughed but also went that’s so sad 😭
i’m an oscar girly so i’m very biased LMAO but i love the idea that once oscar joins the relationship dynamic more than just fooling around he’s kinda putting down some more ground rules for the other drivers. i like to imagine oscar gets a bit possessive (🤭) and can also tell when lando maybe gets upset that he has to share their girl with the others. basically oscar taking care of his babies 🤭
i also love lando a lot so i just need to give him a win 😭
yea im an oscar girlie thru and thru the only one i like as much as him is max. i feel bad for lando bc /: he will always come second to oscar nm what its no contest.
oscar would end up being the dominant one in the relationship, lando just lets him take that role very quickly when he realizes that oscar just wants to take care of them and protect her more than anything. oscar would set ground rules, lando would’ve been so caught up in the excitement of it all that he wouldn’t have even thought about it, but oscar does immediately. while lando let the drivers make plans with her and he would work around them, oscar would set strict boundaries, no blurred lines anymore. he doesn’t let anyone touch her in public except max, daniel, and charles who are touchy with everyone, and he genuinely likes them and gets along with them. and it’s not like he doesn’t let the other drivers talk to her, but when oscar’s with her, everyone knows not to bother approaching bc he’s already got plans in his mind, and they’d already know about them if they were lucky enough to be included.
lando would usually sit and watch, ready to intervene if necessary, but oscar always has to be involved. even though he’s younger than the other drivers he takes control of whats going on, tells them what to do instead of just letting them do whatever they want. he especially likes fucking with george and bossing him around bc it gets under his skin when oscar tugs his hair and tells him what to do, and he knows he has to listen to the rookie or he’ll be kicked out in the blink of an eye. he gets a little power hungry when he realizes how bad everyone wants her, how far they’re willing to go to get on oscar’s good graces just so they’re not kicked off the roster
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jake-kiszkas-smirk · 1 year
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I'm Yours
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Danny Wagner X fem reader
18+ only, minors DNI
This is a little shorter than my average fics but I hope you all still like it...xoxo
Warnings: daddy kink, biting, impact play (flogger), dacryphilia, cockwarming, unprotected sex, fingering, brief oral, possessive themes? (im not sure if thats a warning but it felt necessary, i could see how it could be triggering)
You followed behind Danny as he led you through the house by your hand. You knew he was upset, his stoic calm giving him away. You'd be lying if you said it wasn't your fault, and that it wasn't intentional. It had started working immediately. He had pulled you closer to him and been very touchy the rest of the night. His fingers were constantly on your thighs toying with the hem of your dress, and he was constantly hovering. Before Danny you didn't think you were into possessive guys. But the gentle possessiveness Danny had over you almost felt like a comfort sometimes, and like you were a treasure he was glad was his and never wanted to share in any shape or form.
He walked into the room and started slowly peeling his clothes away from his body until he was fully naked. He turned to you, slowly pumping his cock in his hand as he sunk into the big leather armchair in the corner of the room. His eyes raked over you, dark and already filled with lust as you stood and waited for your instructions.
"Why don't you take those clothes off." He said softly. You followed his request and pulled your dress over your head, and then slipped your panties off. You looked at him with doe eyes, practically drooling over the way his hand looked moving over his hard length.
"What now?" You asked, slowly getting closer to him as he watched your every move,
"Come sit on daddy's cock and tell me what you did, why I'm upset." He put his hands on your hips and led you to straddle his lap. You sunk down onto his length, a breathy sigh passing your lips, Daniel's only tell being the subtle bobbing of his adam's apple. You nuzzled into his neck, kissing and brushing your lips against his jaw, savoring the feeling of the fullness inside you. His hands on your hips letting you know he didn't want you to move,
"I don't know what you mean," You mumbled, clenching around him in an attempt to break his facade.
"Oh it's much too late for that sweet girl," He grabbed your hair in his fist and pulled you back from him, thrusting once up into you hard. You gasped as he held you in place, your head still tilted back, he landed a swift smack to your ass.
"Now, lets try again" He kept his grip on your hair as he started sucking dark purple marks onto your bare chest, "tell me why I'm upset." You tried to steady your breathing,
"I sat in Josh's lap" You said, moaning as he sucked another soft spot of skin into his mouth,
"Why did you do it angel, hmmm?" He paused to leave another mark, "Did you want me to bring you back home and mark you up all nice and pretty for everyone to see?" he punctuated his question with a stinging bite to the round of your breast. You cried out as your fingers dug into his shoulders. He loved leaving marks, loved seeing his brand on you, and you loved the way they felt when he gave them.
"Yes" You said coyly. He released your hair and you tilted your head down to him. You began moving up and down slowly, a low growl working its way out of his chest with the first roll of your hips. He watched you for a while, admiring his work and you knew he was trying to decide what he wanted to do with you. "Will you spank me daddy? Please?" You asked all too sweetly, his eyes flicked up to yours,
"You've been so bad, and you're making requests?" He gripped your ass hard in his big hands, and you whimpered, "Mmmm I'll give you what you want baby, but only because I like the pretty little sounds you make when I do it,"
"I'll be good, I promise" you flashed your best doe eyes again,
"I know you will baby, I'll even let you pick your poison" He stood up and you wrapped your legs around his hips as he walked towards the closet, his cock still tucked away inside you. In the closet was a section of wall where some of your favorite toys hung on hooks. Mostly restraints and things for impact play. Your eyes looked over your choices, and you reached for a paddle, but Danny turned slightly, leading your hand towards his favorite. You looked to him and he was smirking, silently asking you to choose that one. The flogger, he loved it. Loved the different sensations he could get with it on your skin. You smirked right back at him, picking it up. "Good choice" he teased as he carried you back towards the chair. He set you down and you groaned at the loss of the fullness. He motioned with his hand for you to lean over the arm of the chair. "How many do you think you deserve? I'll let you choose tonight" he leaned over your back, his cock brushing against your core as he kissed at your shoulders. You grinded your hips back into him.
"5?" You said softly.
"Hmmm," He started kissing down your spine, making his way to the round of your ass, sinking his teeth into it and making you whine out. He then ran his thumb over the indentions his teeth left, knowing it would bruise and he could admire it more later. "5 sounds good to me." And then you felt his touch leave you. Mentally and physically you braced yourself, ready for the impact you'd been dying for all day. You jumped at the first touch of the leather on your skin, but he was simply letting the leather tickle your skin. He huffed a quiet laugh at how jumpy you were, this was exactly why he loved the flogger so much. He'd go back and forth between the tickling sensation and the stinging one, loved watching your body react to each one. You felt goosebumps cover your skin as she leather strips slowly slid off your back. "You're mine, aren't you angel? You and this pretty pink pussy are mine" he slid 2 fingers into you, and then you heard the material moving through the air right before it made contact with your ass.
"Yes" you gasped out,
"Want to hear you say it, every single time I spank you and your soaked cunt tightens around my fingers, I want to hear you say it" there was nothing harsh in his request, just the same collected calm voice he always had
"Yes daddy," you whimpered out as he started to curl his fingers just slightly.
"There she is, my good girl" his hand smoothed over the lines from the first impact, the flogger in his hand brushing over you in the process. Then, he started your 5,
I'm yours,
I'm yours,
I'm yours,
I'm yours-
You were trying to catch your breath, tears prickling in your eyes as you waited for the last blow. You were absolutely dripping around his fingers and he had let out soft moans every time you had clenched around them, the words he wanted to hear gracing his ears. You had loved the first few, moaning out his name, but you were at your breaking point, 5 being more than you could handle, and Danny caught on immediately when you let out a small sob. You saw him toss the flogger to the bed,
"You didn't mean to make me upset did you angel?" he paused, kneeling behind you and kissing the red welts decorating your skin, his fingers still working you slowly. He was giving you an out, and you loved him for it, "You know better than that don't you?" He kissed the back of your trembling thighs, "My good girl would never upset me, would she?" he removed his fingers and licked a stripe up your center, gathering the wetness he had caused. You shook your head as you sniffled. He placed a quick kiss to your clit and then he was standing, "Come here" He turned you to him, lifting you into his arms princess style and carrying you towards the bathroom. He kissed away the tear that remained on your cheek as he slowly placed you back on your feet. He turned on the bath and then pulled you to him. He looked down at your chest, his fingers dancing over the small purple marks he'd left like he was connecting the dots. You took him into your hand and started stroking him slowly, looking up to him with half lidded eyes. God, you loved the way he felt in your hand, the way he'd tense and hiss when your thumb would brush over his sensitive head.
"You drive me crazy, you know that?" you knew he meant in more way than one. He pulled you even closer, putting his hand behind your neck and tilting your head to capture your lips in a kiss. A deep, passionate kiss that stole the air from your lungs. Your mouth slotted with his as he held you impossibly close, moaning into your mouth as you continued to pump him in your hand. Once the water had covered the bottom of the tub he was lowering himself into it and taking your hand to lead you into his lap. He took the base of his cock in his hand and guided you as you sunk onto him. A breathy moan flowed from your lips as you leaned back against his solid frame, your back flush with his chest. He was thrusting into you in long languid strokes, his hand brushing your hair over your shoulder so he could place hot open-mouthed kisses on your neck. You were practically melting into him, so close to that edge you wanted to jump over.
"Daddy-" You whined, hands moving behind you over your shoulders to touch him anyway you could. One ended up in his hair and the other against his jaw. He hummed against your neck,
"Don't worry, you know I always take care of my girl, isnt that right?" He whispered before sucking your ear lobe into his mouth.
"Uh huh" You mumbled, nodding slowly as his nose brushing against your jaw while you lightly tugged on his curls. His right hand found its way to your clit, his fingers circling it at a perfect pace, a pace he knew would drag you under slow but have you coming hard. Your body was going limp save for the death grip you had on his hair and the palm against his cheek, coaxing his beautiful mouth against your skin. Every thrust into you had you whining and whimpering in his arms, low grunts and hums coming from him,
"Give it up pretty girl, I'm right there, want you to cum with me" His fingers moved quicker against your clit while his other hand wrapped feather light around your throat, tilting it to give his mouth more access. "Fuck, give it up" his voice taking on a desperate edge as he spilled inside you, his fingers pressing harder against you sending you over the edge with him,
"Thank you daddy, thank you, thank you," you started chanting incoherently as you came hard around him, legs trembling on either side of his, your head falling back against his shoulder. He fucked you through it, slowing his fingers as you came down, still mumbling thanks to him,
"Shhh baby, shhhh" He whispered against your neck, he took your hands and placed a kiss to your palm as he wrapped his arms and yours around your body, leaving himself buried inside you. "I've got you"
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hekateinhell · 6 months
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Tell me abt preggers armand please. I have a fic im working on and need 2 hear other peoples opinions on this topic 😈
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okay so first of all i'm so upset i didn't see this ask until i checked my askbox on my phone which i almost NEVER do anymore since i'm getting old and prefer to just answer things via laptop where i can keyboard smash at full capacity raw and unfiltered but like MY DMS ARE OPEN I'M NOT ALWAYS THE FASTEST RESPONDER BECAUSE I'M IN GRAD SCHOOL AND LIFE AND WHATEVER BUT I DON'T TRUST TUMBLR ANYMORE BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE THIS UNTIL YESTERDAY ON DESKTOP TUMBLR PLS DON'T DEPRIVE ME OF MY PEOPLE
now that that's out of the way:
it depends! you have to be more specific, like are we talking vampires? human AU? BECAUSE I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR EACH
canon verse/vampire:
don't ask me to explain the science or whatever lol i don't care, i just skip to the pregnancy part!
i think armand would be SO FUCKING FERAL and defensive, like he's lost so much and been so traumatized in so many ways, the idea of anything happening to his baby would have him in full gremlin mode. imagine a feral cat hissing and spitting and clawing and biting (not for food but for violence)!
on the other hand, he'd be obsessively bonded to his baby daddy (daddies, if there's multiple babies). he is not letting them out of his sight (i default to lestat here LMAO listen i want them to knock each other up so bad--separate universes obviously)
HE WOULD NEST SO FUCKING HARD!!! i was going to say i apologize for my brain but then i realized that i don't actually but i want him to nest on a pile of lestat's clothes and give birth right there like a fucking cat 🥹
ALTERNATIVELY THOUGH: i also had this idea that's like louis impregnates lestat and armand at the same time and they get to go through their pregnancies together and it's every bit as horny, hellish, and sweet as you'd imagine 🫶🏻 i've said it before and i'll say it again--lestat would be the WORST pregnant person ever dead or alive!!
now for human AUs:
i guess my thoughts here primarily but not exclusively exist within the same universe as I Feel You (sorry idk if you read that fic but tl;dr- IT'S PWP OF TRANS!ARMAND 2/3RDS OF THE WAY INTO GETTING A TRAIN RUN ON HIM BY HIS BOYFRIENDS LESTAT, LOUIS, AND DANIEL AND HE'S YOUNG DUMB AND FULL OF CUM SO YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE'S GOTTA PEE ON A STICK RIP BOYS)
i think each of his boyfriends would handle the whole thing differently! lestat would be so over the moon because he's careless (clearly) but also so damaged from his own childhood he would just see it as a chance for a do-over, reality and responsibility be damned. lestat's on sex and backrub duty, and he's good at it (the backrubs i mean, sex is a 50/50 but you know what, at least he's enthusiastic and good at manhandling armand so that's 70% of it right now and the 30% is absolutely ridiculous horny pregnancy hormones)
louis panics internally as he immediately starts creating a spreadsheet of their finances. outwardly though, he's very calm and supportive and he's the one who's most able to comfort armand the most and settle him down during his crazy mood swings. armand basically lives in louis's baggy sweaters during the last trimester
daniel panics outwardly (listen LOL the whole premise of Our House is that human!daniel molloy is not ready for children and i find it hard to budge from that mindset, but he could ease into the Cool Uncle role quite nicely). he handles distractions and food cravings, and he might not be down to be a dad yet but he does buy very thoughtful and sentimental baby gifts every now and then that make armand tear up
i was gonna add mermaid AU thoughts but then i remembered armand's laying eggs instead (he's feral during that whole process too so i guess it's similar to the vampire version. i just love him so much okay!!!)
OH ONE LAST VERY IMPORTANT THING
pregnant!armand fics on ao3 I'M CRAZY ABOUT AND HAVE REREAD AT LEAST 10 TIMES:
shelter by @rainbowcarousels
it must be the clouds in my eyes and everything in that series by @its-ness-ness
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Hi! I would like to request a Candyman x reader, where he lifts the readers mood by maybe cuddling or just being around after a terrible day? I've had a terrible week (stress at work, my car was demolished by a boar 🐗😭, ect.) It would make me happy. I'm also kinda? New to candyman since I've watched his movie this week for the first time, even though I'm in the slasher community for over a decade now, so im trying to find out more about him😂😵‍💫
Ofc you don't have to if you don't wanna! Thank you though if you do 💖
YES. FINALLY, A REQUEST FEATURING MY DEAR DANIEL
And don't worry about it, I found about Candyman fairly recently too. Unfortunately the movie is wildly underrated 😩 Also, I'm terribly sorry about your car 😭
Anyways, without further do...
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Candyman x reader
- It had been a long, stressing day at work. You were looking forward to arrive home and run to the arms of your loving boyfriend. Reaching your destination was already uplifting knowing what awaited you behind the front door
- You turn the keys and announce your arrival. Shortly after throwing your purse/case on the couch, a pair or arms snake their way across your waist: "Welcome" a smile streches across your lips at the feeling of his lips on your cheek. Daniel is always there when you call for him and you couldn't feel luckier
- Turning on your heel, you throw your arms around him, whinning. He raises an eyebrow: "Did something upset you, my dear?" you pout, earning a chuckle from the man: "I'm tired... And stressed. Very stressed"
- With a smile, he strokes your cheek before his lips land on your forehead: "I am terribly sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?"
- Your eyes are now locked on his: "I'd love to cuddle" you say. The man nods his head and takes your hand, guiding you to the livingroom: "Why don't we do as you asked while watching something, hm?" the idea is perfect. You approach the TV and search for an old casette. It's one of those romantic movies that your lover adores, so you thought it'd be perfect for the ocassion
- Once everything is ready, you lie on the sopha with him. He gently runs his hooked hand across your back, making you shiver at the sensation but never in fear. It makes you feel so safe to be held protectively by someone who has taken out his justified anger on others
- If you fall asleep Daniel won't move a muscle and he will even lower the volume of the ongoing film to ensure that you will not be disturbed
Here is one of the requests ✨ I hope everything is looking up for you after everything that happened and I certainly hope as well that I was able to make it a little better! Thank you so much for the request 🥰
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sebscore · 10 months
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AAAAAAAHHHHHH GZD AND LANDOOOOO!!!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼
i can imagine little lando with his little caprisun and little gzd getting upset about her shirt. that is the cutest thing omg and the shirt still being in her closet???? that’s so cute!!! also i think that shirt belongs in the museum, yknow, for being one of the witnesses of the start of their friendship LMAO
and then them saying they’ll get married at 40 if they both havent found their so’s nskhzkska but then trying to forget that they did that????? PEAK best friends behaviour
AND LEWIS THINKING THEY HAD SOMETHING GOING ON???? omg so lando was to lewis as mick was to seb in terms of gzd’s possible partner hskjsskha
them being called ‘the twins’ is so honestly perfect like there’s nothing better to describe them except that, im afraid.
THEYRE DANIELS KKIDS. LITERAL CHILDREN YOUR HONOR. bring them all together and sewis would have lost their minds. imagine the chaos.
aaaahhhh jenny you’re so good!!! that was so good!!! 🥺🥺🥺 i love it i love it i love it!!! thank you for that!!!!!!
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I saw a podcast interview lando did where he said that he used to drink a lot of caprisuns during his karting days so that immediately came to mind for the headcanons 😭😭 imagine gzd giving it back to him for like his birthday or something and she has it framed 😭😭😭😭😭😭 that would be so funny
they were VERY drunk when they said that as it was late and both were very single during that time, and they were quite sad about it 😂
YUP YUP YUP he has seen the looks lando has given her… he ships them and has he given both of them googling eyes ?? absolutely.
I KNOW!!! like whenever they enter a room together, it’s always “the twins are here” 💜
sewis is always like tone it down, be calm and don’t give the media something they can turn into something it’s not- meanwhile daniel encouraged the unhinged behaviour 😭😭😭
AAAAAH!!! 💜💜💜 I’m so happy you enjoyed it and thank you for this lovely message, it warmed my heart and put a smile on my face!
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evra-harmony · 8 months
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Ok so im a little uncomfortable so check the tags and buckle up because im gonna open my mouth
WHY THE FUCK DOES DARIUS HONG HAVE TO EXIST.
NO, CAUSE WHY. HE SERVES NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN BEING FUCKING CREEPY! ANY ROLE HE HAS PLAYED/IS PLAYING RN COULD HAVE BEEN DONE BY SOMEBODY ELSE.
NONE. OF THE CREEPY SHIT DARIUS HAS DONE WAS NEEDED. NONE OF IT. IT SERVES NO PURPOSE. IT DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY LASTING IMPACT ON ANYONE HE'S IN CONTACT WITH, WHICH THANK GOD BUT WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE IF IT DOESNT D O ANYTHING!
WHAT DO I MEAN BY CREEPY SHIT? LEGITIMATE SEXUAL ASSAULT ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS. LITERAL R4PE. IT'S DISGUSTING! UNCOMFORTABLE! POTENTIALLY VERY, VERY TRIGGERING! AND I H A R D L Y SEE A WARNING.
"Ohh ohh we needed a reason to get him in jail so that jiho could have his badass moment with a yellow-tag guy and rise to the top and then the interview with daniel so it could pl-" YOU COULD HAVE JUST DONE SOMETHING ELSE. HAVE JIHO KICK SOME OTHER GUYS ASS. YOU COULD HAVE PICKED SOMEBODY ELSE.
"Buh but evra evra this stuff does happen its important to shed light on-" NAH YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT WAY DIFFERENTLY, BUT YOU DIDN'T.
AND HE'S THE GAY REPRESENTATION IN LOOKISM. you could argue Jay is The Gay too and they're just not saying anything and I'd be like "yeah! That sounds right! If he was a woman he'd be a main love interest! My king fr!" but HE'S NOT BEING SHOWN THAT WAY. MY HEADCANON IS NOT CANON. AND MOST LIKELY, WON'T BE. IT IS DOWNRIGHT PROBLEMATIC HOW HE'S THE MOST OBVIOUSLY SHOWN GAY REP IN LOOKISM. "evraaaa not all gay people are good people!" YEAH BUT HE'S PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY ONE WE'RE SEEING ON LEVEL ONE HERE. THE ONE. AND HE'S A CONVICTED R4PIST. THAT'S HIM, THAT'S THE GUY.
I'M UPSET! I'M UPSET BECAUSE THIS MF HAS BEEN DOING RING AROUND THE ROSIE WITH MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS THESE DAYS! IT BOTHERS ME! I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW MUCH FUCKING WORSE IT IS FOR ACTUAL VICTIMS OF SA!
I COULD BE WRONG! I COULD BE! I COULD HAVE MISSED SOMETHING, I ADMIT IT! I COULD HAVE NOT READ THAT CLOSE IN THE WARNINGS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE BECAUSE SHIT DOESN'T REALLY TRIGGER ME. BUT GODDAMN THIS MOTHER FUCKER HE IS INFURIATING.
I HATE HIM. SO MUCH SO MUCH SO MUCH.
If i got some info wrong please let me know :) keep yourself safe out there
Drink your water, shoplift, eat filling food, brush your teeth, punch a racist, brush your hair and shower! Self care isn't always something you want to do <3333
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i-am-church-the-cat · 1 month
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this is gonna be kind of a ramble feel free to ignore
i don't get people being attracted to lando norris. like i can usually see the appeal, even if i don't agree, such as with charles. but lando? idk he has nice eyes?
i like that he's funny, he has a very interesting personality, and i think he would make a good art piece, but i don't think he's attractive in any applicable way.
like the people who were all like "the mclaren suit looks good when it's on lando bc he makes it look good"? i disagree
and while we're on the topic, i don't get people's obsession with seb either. he's clearly a cool guy but i have no attraction to him or his story in any compelling way. like at least with lando i'm rooting for his win.
like, seb, charles, and lando are all really popular and i don't. understand really. lando's kind of funny, seb is nice, and charles is also nice and has his funny moments and looks like he should be a statue instead of a person (neg)
i'd say what most compels me about charles is that i really want him to win in monaco bc the loyalty he has to his country, his family, and ferrari is actually really commendable. as someone who's loyal to a fault, this is the one thing i respect most about him, even if i dislike ferrari. is charles a taurus? no i just looked it up he's a libra. that makes sense
anyway, i also have this strong feeling against learning anything else about charles, lando, or seb partly BECAUSE they're so popular. like, you didn't win me over in the first 6 months, you don't get a do-over
yk what's really annoying though? zhou's just as nice and pretty as charles, has just as much loyalty to his country, was also in the ferrari driver academy, but does anyone care about him? NO! everyone should be a zhou guanyu fan, literally king among men. he also just got a cat and she is absolute fucking adorable
im gonna make a separate zhou post bc he deserves his own spotlight outside of the negativity of this post but yeah.
lando seb and charles being so popular pisses me off bc i don't enjoy content from them. and i think, in lando and charles's sake, this is bc they are both a part of popular ships that i despise, and that's not their fault
i wanna make it clear though: i don't hate lando or charles? i really want them to succeed as drivers, i was really upset when charles lost in vegas + lando's crash scared the shit out of me. but i would like to be able to exist within the f1 fandom and just, not come into contact with them
and im sure there are a bunch of people who feel that way about drivers i like, like daniel and lewis, but it's also super annoying when my FAVORITE drivers get barely any coverage compared to these personalities that are like. meh to me. yk?
i don't think anyone's gonna read this, and ik how i feel doesn't really change anything. people are going to keep liking lando and charles, they're gonna keep thinking lando is attractive, they're gonna keep shipping landoscar and lestappen, it's whatever. but like, ugh it's annoying that i can't go anywhere w/o seeing it. i don't want to see it, it's really really not what i want to see, but i don't have a CHOICE, yk?
anyway yeah, ramble over
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yesloulou · 10 months
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wait if it is daniel (and chances are good b/c wasn't there an anecdote lately from another podcast about daniel saying max is a nice guy who likes a cuddle?) that means they still go to dinners together???
context is dax shep on podcast : Another thing I know backchannel, from other drivers who like go to dinner with max and stuff, he's really shy and he's really sweet.
personally I think Daniel might fall into the ‘and stuff’ (winks) category bc he and max harbor too much ulterior motives towards each other to actually sit down and have a nice uneventful dinner (see SCWC) and like what they have been doing so far (dating ppl precisely each others age where there is a very specific 8y age gap) work wonders so why risk upsetting this adorable lil equilibrium by having meals together
on the other hand in the event they were to be spotted consuming pizza con le zucchine out on some cobblestone paved terrace together you would see me reblogging that photo set with such great passion and tags like ‘literal boyfriends!!!!!!!’ and stuff
in conclusion im too truther to answer this question properly and thank you for dropping your lovely insights into my ask box 😭😭😭💖
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safyresky · 1 year
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SOOO. That was an experience, eh? I feel like I need to rewatch the episodes to process what the fuck i just watched. preliminary thoughts post yelling at the fiance and at ana and at k:
Cool stuff:
ALL THE ELVES! LOVED THEM
Noel my beloved
backgrounds, costumes--looking snazzy! Love it!
Buddy is a himbo (yes, yes I know he goes by CAL but he's BUDDY TO ME)??? love that for him
Betty and Noel my beloveds
B-MAN NAME DROP, AYO
The way they portal places, love that, very rotg
sleigh running on magic, love that, very elf (2002? 2003? How old even is that movie)
LOVE THE EXPANDED OUTSIDE OF THE NORTH POLE? Like, the fact that they have trails to hike and stuff. Hell YES
Elves can do a LOT more magic stuff god BLESS >:)
Okay stuff
kids were not too bad? i liked them! feel like they need a bit more screen time/substance, but we have 4 (4??) more episodes to go!
Edie. She and I. Hmm. shes on thin ice. I'm watching her.
Frozen lunatic??? Excuse you, that is MY frozen lunatic and ALSO, THE MAN T H A W E D. why does everyone forget this 😢😢
Carol had some good moments and some moments that make me want to SCREAM. (forgetting her name? hello?????? whAT????? not sOCIALIZING HER KIDS? THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL???? HELLO??? WH A T? me looking at how she tried to help charlie in tsc2: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?)
Not Good stuff
reindeer, i'm so so sorry. im so so sorry they did that to you
like do they not have the animatronic/practical ones in storage somewhere? DAMN
lewis should be a lil puppet. baby yoda the thing. yeesh. bad cgi, bad bad bad!!!!!! heck!
scott's uh. borderline "boomer" things
CAROL FORGETTING HER NAME? CAROL BEING UPSET SHE HAS TO CONFORM TO A MRS CLAUS LOOK? CAROL NOT SOCIALIZING HER KIDS? NOT LIKE, LETTING THEM STAY WITH GRAN AND GRANDPA NEWMAN AND GO TO NORMAL SCHOOL? CAROL NOT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE QUICK TRAVEL ON THE SLEIGH TO GO ON EDUCATIONAL TRIPS? CAROL FUCKING NEWMAN, TERRIFYING PRINCIPAL WHO CARES A LOT ABOUT HER KIDS??????????????? THE FUCK
ON THAT NOTE, THE CLAUS'S JUST. STAYED IN THE POLE? NEVER VISITED FAM, NEVER VACAYED??
ON THAT NOTE. CHARLIE?? HELLO? CHARLIE SAYING NO??? CHARLIE MARRYING A WOMAN WHO IS VERY. UH. WELL. BITCHY??
HELLO????
what the fuck charlie. where's danielle. give her back. tf
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charlieswanismydad · 11 months
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drawn by the amazing @ghosttoastx !!! if you read this ily you’re never getting rid of me now
Hi!!! I’m Alice.
I do stuff. It’s pretty cool.
Enfp, hufflepuff, Capricorn Sun, Libra moon, Pisces rising, he/she, and more!! I’m also a non-partnering aromantic and gray asexual!
I stalk blogs I like, don’t be alarmed if I like a bunch of posts at once!! In fact, be happy!! I love you!!!!!
If you want to talk to me please do!!! I want more friends. Just keep in mind I am a 15 year old minor!
You have been warned!
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DNI:
racists, homophobes, sexists, etc. general dni criteria ig
people who just hate for no reason!! (anti-furry, just hating on certain fandoms, etc. ticks me off!)
proshippers
frans/fontcest
exclusionists
radqueers
radfems
pro paras. go to therapy
nsfw (also sorta related to above, pro cnc/ageplay. go to therapy)
WIPS:
Wilting Flowers - My actual baby. My pride and joy. It’s imperfect but that’s okay.
The actual grim reaper falls in love with a mortal. I can’t do it justice, you’re just gonna have to trust me.
don’t break my heart - Shameless Sans fanfic. All of the self indulgence ever, but it brings me joy :) semi discontinued, might come back!
I love it man. It makes me so happy. Basically yn is an awkward dumbass and so is Sans and they fall in love and stuff :)
Fandoms:
My main fandoms are Twilight and Undertale (obv), but I’m in a bunch more!! :D
The Arc of a Scythe by Neil Shusterman
Harry Potter by Daniel Radcliffe (JK…)
Steven Universe by Rebecca Sugar
Doki Doki Literature Club by Dan Salvato
Omori by Omocat
Arcane by Riot Games
The Walten Files by Martin Walls
The Amazing Digital Circus by Glitch Studios
The Phantom of the Opera by Andrew Lloyd Webber (the book’s by Gaston Leroux but i haven’t read it lol)
Deltarune by Toby Fox (is that an anagram???)
Meet the Robinsons by Disney
And more that aren’t off the top of my head!! Just ask bros :)
I’m kinda obsessed with UTMV, soooo….
Fav AU - Insomnia (link to chapter 1)
Fav Sans - Dust by Ask-Dusttale and Geno by LoverofPiggies
Music:
Ranked by popularity, with my fave songs from each! Just like the fandoms, it's all over the place.
Taylor Swift - Haunted
Hozier - In The Woods Somewhere
Muse - Soldier's Poen
Mitski - Last Words of a Shooting Star
Will Wood - Suburbia Overture/Vampire Culture/Whatever the hell the name is idek anymore
Dazey and the Scouts - Maggot
The Oozes - I Still Adore You
Lemon Demon - Action Movie Hero Boy
Tally Hall/Miracle Musical - Misery Fell
Teddy Hyde - Terry’s Taxidermy
Destroy Boys - Crybaby
The Crane Wives - Little Soldiers
Steam Powered Giraffe - Malfunction
Writing Requests:
HEY SO HERES A FUN FACT: I WANT YOU TO ASK ME TO WRITE THINGS FOR YOU!! LIKE I LOVE THAT!!! I WILL WRITE YOU LITTLE ONESHOTS IF ITS A FANDOM IM IN!!! OR I CAN WRITE ABOUT MY CHARACTERS IF YOU’RE INTO THAT!!! JUST PLEASR PLEASE PLEASE ASK ME AAAAAAA
Things You Might Want to Be Aware Of:
i tend to isolate myself when i’m having a Big Sad™️ moment. please do not be mad if i act cold!!!
i’m a very empathic person and i get really upset around negativity. please do not send me or mention me in anything political or controversial.
i get in my head about disturbing/sexual things. once again, don’t show me this stuff. don’t ask me to write about it, either!!
i am uncomfortable around religious discussions. i get enough of them irl!!! please keep them away from me :')
i’ve got adhd and possible ocd so yeah and also my auditory processing sucksssss so if we ever interact on call or *gasp* irl then i’ll say “what?” every five seconds
books. @bunny-on-a-bookshelf for books.
i’m just a silly little girl who is also a boy. we have fun here
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ohbo-ohno · 6 months
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book recs pls? U have amazing taste
im gonna assume this is half in reference to the lilith vincent book i mentioned earlier so i'll give you some of my favorite romances 💞 i tried not to rec a book i've already suggested here before, so some of my very favorites ever are left out!
the authors I'll read like literally anything by are Tessa Bailey, Lily Gold, Ana Huang, J.T. Geissinger, Elsie Silver, Harley Laroux, Rina Kent... and probably someone I'm forgetting tbh but those are some of my favs
also i got a little out of hand and these are kinda all over the place lmao, but here we go! my standards for romance are very low btw so don't judge my taste
Darker romances:
Sticking with Lilith Vincent - I love her books Brutal Intentions and (to a lesser extent) Pageant. Brutal Intentions is a step-dad romance, Pageant (the first of two books, I think the second is wayyy better) is like... dark, mafia, reverse harem, kidnapping, a whole lot tbh. Look up trigger warnings!!! I think she lists them at the start of the book
I don't particularly like H.D. Carlton (I very much so disliked Haunting/Hunting Adeline) but I fucking LOVED her book Does It Hurt? If you want fucked up characters, toxic relationships, noncon, and a pretty well-written subplot for a self-published romance I would recommend this one! (tbh I'm half convinced it's ghostwritten, I cant fathom Haunting Adeline and Does It Hurt? being written by the same person)
Sinners Anonymous & it's sequels by Somme Sketcher. Mafia romance. Age-gap. Kinda trashy but very fun imo. Also read Danielle Lori's Made series if that sounds neat to you!
M.L. Marian's Claimed & Tamed series. Each book follows a different man in the same family where the tradition is that men kidnap their wives. My favorite is Caught <3
Romcoms/Lighter stuff:
I like most Mariana Zapata books, but my favorite is either Under Locke or Luna and the Lie. I've read 7 of her books and they're all basically the same structure with the same characters, so if you read one and like the dynamics you'll probably like her others
One Percent of You by Michelle Gross is my favorite single mom romance of all time. Tattoo artist who hates kids falls in love with his over-worked neighbor who's a single mother of two. SO cute and soft
Bittersweet by Morgan Elizabeth. tattoo artist x baker, this is one of my favorite romcoms ever.
Sunny Disposition by Deanna Gray. Amnesia, college, hockey, roommates to lovers, this is a very soft and fun read that I enjoyed as a bit of a palette cleanser. Iirc it was a little long, but a good time
Other??:
When a Scot Ties the Knot by Tessa Dare. I don't like historical romance much, but this doesn't really feel like one to me! A woman makes up a soldier to write letters to so she can avoid getting married, and years later he shows up on her doorstep ready for their wedding. This is so much fun
Transcendence by Shay Savage - two words for you: Caveman Romance. This is told entirely from the caveman's perspective and tells the story of him meeting a woman who's very odd (because she's from the future) and their life together. It drags a little bit at times, but I think it's so so fun and the end had me crying
King by TM Frazier goes a little off the rails, but I had fun with it. The main character is called 'Pup' for like 90% of the book and that was enough for me. Our FMC has amnesia and is taken in by a local gang leader and the plot goes from there
Under His Heel by Adara Wolf - ok before I say what this is about, I cannot overstate how dark and fucked up this book series is. They're disturbing. I loved them, I've read them all at least twice, but they are deeply upsetting. It takes place in space in the far distant future and follows our main character Alex as he becomes an indentured servant for a sociopath named Captain Tracht. These books are a weird mix of porn and plot, but if you want fucked up smut and fucked up relationship dynamics, this is the holy grail
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hiiiii! been stalking you for a while now lmao. i just really enjoy your works so much that i keep rereading them😍🧡!
if you don't mind, can you write one for Zack too? like how would he react when he realizes that it's reader he actually likes and not Mira. feel free to ignore if it doesn't interest you😊.
zack realizing he's in love with reader instead of mira
details: general canon au, gender neutral reader
a/n: hello anon!! im very touched that u like my works enough to reread them T_T and ofc, here's some headcanons for ur scenario :]
also dw this was fun to do 💖💖
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> oh boy. he's definitely going to need some help from his friends to recognize this
> said friends are daniel, jace, crystal, and mira herself JDHFHSJD
> he'd have to befriend you before falling for you, so i'd imagine you end up befriending the j high gang or something and along the way zack catches feelings
> he just treats you like any normal friend at first! also it's easy to see how he's very in love with mira; so if you fall for him before he falls for you, this'll probably be pretty disheartening 💔💔
> kindness is definitely an attractive trait to zack, so kind actions of yours will catch his attention first. the feelings would probably snowball from there and then hit the, "i can't explain it, this person is just really attractive to me physically and emotionally and i just feel A Connection with them" stage
> of course, like i said, he doesn't realize this until his friends point it out
> he does notice some things himself though! like how he used to get jealous whenever anyone hung out with mira but now he barely blinks an eye at that and is instead feeling what he calls upset but is actually jealousy whenever you hang out with someone
> he ends up in denial because it feels like a hard truth for him to accept
> anyways the first time his friends seriously take note of his change of crushes is when he simply starts giving the special treatment he used to give to mira to you instead
> jace and crystal, the more straightforward friends, point this out to zack. he doesn't really believe them until daniel and especially mira chip in to say they're noticing the behavior, too
> immediately what he feels is guilt. he knows life is unpredictable, but he's always thought the one constant thing in his life would be his love for mira. and yes he wasn't obliged to her in anyway and she definitely wasn't trapping him to stay with her but it still gave him heartache.
> mira tells him he has nothing to be sorry for and encourages him to pursue you romantically <3 "at the end of the day, we're best friends no matter what, right?"
> that's enough reassurance for zack, and from there on out, it doesn't take long until all his guilt melts away and his feelings for you progress
> now fully crushing on you, he feels a little stupid because of how he used to display his obvious crush on mira and hopes that didn't turn you away completely ;;
> the dating starts whenever you ask zack out or he eventually does himself because if he learned one thing during his days of crushing on mira, it's that chasing his crush and having them respond kindly to his affections doesn't mean they're dating 😭
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nottiinrosso · 2 years
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stealing from tiktok probably but which drivers would you trust with your drink?
anon thank you 4 allowing the opportunity to indulge myself in yet ANOTHER niche listing post aka my favourite thing to do xx
charles: no :) he has all the best intentions in the WORLD and i love him and he loves me but he is absoLUTELY a sloppy drunk!!! would put it down and forget about it. swap ours accidentally and i come back to a glass of dom when i asked for a triple voddy coke….spills half of it down my top….mistakes another a random girl for me and gives it to her accidentally triggering a tiktok cheating scandal….every possible messy scenario…its happening….for his AND my sake…ill down the drink before going for a piss x
daniel: no but i would anyway. mfer would absolutely down it when he the E he's on starts kicking in and his throat is dryer than the sahara…fine by me tho babes cos he deffo runs an open tab and I WILL be taking advantage!!! i like em (black amex's) vulnerable too darling x
carlos: no lol i know this guy turns the fuck UP to danza kuduro even in 2022 (and he's so right) i come back from the loo and the icecubes are on the other end of the room; probably hit the deejay smack in the middle of the forehead; carlos has been vigourosly pointing with the hand he was using to hold my sex on the beach . he spent 30 minutes requesting the macarena and when the dj finally gives in carlos snaps his stiff hips so hard he knocks into the table and kills the 1.5 litre bottle of grey goose…sorry carlos… u are not latino baby
mick: no. very overwhelemed; its perpetually his first time in a club. even if he has a regular vip table. even if he has a favourite hookup corner. he goes crosseyed trying to listen to the music AND the lingerie model in his ear talking about her law degree AND looking at her boobs AND pretending hes not looking at her boobs. he's got a lot going on. no way this man could ALSO keep an eye on my drink. also if i did get spiked, he'd be so upset and i, semi-catatonic, would end up comforting HIM from the hospital bed. stick to half pints of dark fruits at the red lion bab x.
alex: no. this man is so tall all he has to do his hold his hand at elbow height and nary a motherfucker is reaching my drink. however. if im out clubbing with alex albon im not drinking anything from a glass we're doing body shots i am LICKING his navel no two ways about it!!!!!
yuki: no. yuki the type of bloke to down my drink for me and then get me another but has no idea what the fuck i was drinking (vodka shot dropped into a glass of white wine) so orders me something completely insane that makes me want to vomit (watermelon sours) to replace it!! when he sees me pout he gives me his card to order whatever i want and i immediately save it into google pay. i might be drinkless but at least ive just booked a two week wine tour and villa in the south of spain. dw about it yukino thats just what cocktails cost in monaco. love u mwah x
lewis: no. he's coming into the loos with me so we can have have a girlie little gossip while i take a leak! fixes my makeup for me while i use the pryzm straightners to get rid if the frizz at the end of his babygirl braids. we take mirror pics and swap instagrams and he invites me to the lads trip to shagaluf to make his ex jealous. i never see him again but think about him often and like all his thirsttraps
george: no. he forgot to plug himself in during siesta time this afternoon so, much like the bar itself, he runs out of juice at about 2am. we beg the bartender for a spare port. yay!! she has one!!! unforunately the cunt is severely lacking on this night out, aso as soon as he powers back up, we head to the chickenshop at 6am! I trust this man EVEN LESS with my combo #1 with burger sauce and tango apple than my drink i know hes DYING for a chicken tender.
lando: lol.
guanyu: no. his eyes are glued to the tv. theres a lakers game on at the pub. i could literally flash my tits in his face my man would not even blink. he is absolutely NOT noticing the rekorderlig i leave near his elbow as i scurry off to break the seal in a grotty pub loo. has no sense of object permanence and knocks over the bottle onto his phone. he writes a cute little "sorry! :(" post it note but runs off bc he's spent his payslip on some gucci ankleboots and can't spin the 4 pound.
pierre: no. he goes outside to help get his girlfriend in but she's barred entry because she's underage. both him and my hugo spritz evaporate into thin air never to be seen again. (they are seen. by me and my mates on the way home. theyre sitting at the beach pretending to be all indie and romantic but the sun in monaco rises behind the mountains not the horizon. we giggle and blow him a kiss. he whips out his phone to enroll her into gcses x)
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HELLOGE!!!!! here are the list of ships and characters i would like to hear about from you! i would love to read your insights and thoughts about them as i feel like i could appreciate a new understanding from another perspective!
ships:
- bendy
- k2
- creek
- tolkyde
characters:
- kyle broflovski
- stan marsh
- wendy testaburger
- nichole daniels
- tolkien black
- craig tucker
DONT FEEL PRESSURED TO DO ALL OF THEM. Do the ones you really want to do!!!!!!! <33333 HAIII X3
RIN I LOVE YOU SO I WILL DO MY BEST TO ANSWER ALL OF THEM
OK IM WRITING THIS AS IM POSTING TO SAY THAT I DID ANSWER ALL OF THEM AND IT'S. well it's a lot 😅 and since i care about my followers' dashes i'm putting it all below the cut.
Bendy is a ship that I’ve mentioned before that I’m fairly neutral on, mostly because I’ve got a number of ships for Bebe and Wendy I much prefer for both of them… pretty much all of them being het ships actually? I hardcore headcanon both of them as being bi but having a preference for guys. I think if they were to get together, it’d be something neither of them expect, but it’d just sort of… happens. Like they’re talking to one another about dating or something and they both come to the realization that what they want out of a relationship is what they already have with each other. I think sort of because of that they’d never officially get married? That, or they’d do a courthouse marriage. No big fancy ceremony. They’re very loving and supportive of each other and are almost always on the same page. The strike me as the type to actually be more of a career power couple than adopt, but if they did they’d be the best moms.
K2 is one of those ships that I’ve mostly shipped because others shipped them so, I’ll be honest, I haven’t bounced them around my brain that much! I do see them as the type who always have each other’s back which I think is a very good foundation for a relationship. I love Stan, but I don’t think he quite understands like Kyle and Kenny can and always are trying to do for others. I think they’d get into fights a lot initially, but eventually they realize that they want the same thing but they just have different approaches. After that, they rarely fight except for the occasional Big Fight mostly about expectations they have for one another. They’re both very confident in themselves and their actions though, so they wouldn’t bend much for the other and ultimately they both really respect that about one another.
It’s honestly hard to say more about Creek, because what can I say that countless other fans (and perhaps even the show itself) haven’t said better? I suppose what I can say is that my favorite flavor of Creek is Impastor (mostly bc of my love of religious imagery in stuff). I just love the idea of both of them defying everything everyone else expects of them for each other. I suppose they already sort of did that in real life, but it’s just fun to put it into a grander, cosmic scale for me. I do ultimately see them as being extremely domestic though, whether regular or Impastor. I feel like they’ve got dads of a daughter sort of energy? Of course they are the ultimate guinea pig dads but I think they’d also make good real human child dads as well! Tweek is absolutely the fun dad in their duo.
Tolkyde!! I always saw it called Tyde back in the day… but anyway, I always felt very “meh” on this ship for the longest time until I read a very good fic exploring the two of them (if it wasn’t untitled i’d plug it). Anyway, I think especially once Craig and Tweek start dating, Clyde struggles not having someone he can always rely on. Not that Craig wouldn’t be there for him, but I think Craig would emotionally struggle handling both Tweek and Clyde sometimes and he may unintentionally prioritize Tweek. This would lead Clyde to start looking for someone else when he gets upset and Tolkien is always down to help out. Clyde would probably struggle with really opening up, worrying that Tolkien will find him too much like Craig did, but Tolkien is much more emotionally available and that would help Clyde a lot. I think Tolkien also really needs to chill out and relax with someone who is more normal (aka not South Park levels of crazy) and Clyde is kind of average as they come, in a good refreshing kind of way. They aren’t endgame, but I think they both look back on their time together fondly.
Ok now on to characters!!
Oh Kyle… such a little guy and yet so constantly clamored over by fans from all corners of the fandom. For starters, I guess I should say that I think he’s 100% gay. Maybe tries dating girls in middle school, but it doesn’t work out. The other thing I feel the most confident saying about him is that he’s a family man. That’s been proven time and time again, but I feel it always bears repeating. He cares very deeply about his relationship with his parents and brother, and once he’s a dad, I imagine a lot of his personality does revolve around the fact that he is a dad. I don’t want to say that he’s on constantly, because that makes it sound like his familial love is a chore or fake and I don’t think it is, but I do think he puts a lot of focus on it. I do think that, because of that, him doing something with helping families in the future makes a lot of sense. Whether it’s a guidance counselor like in Post Covid or a marriage counselor, I think he’d be compelled to help others understand the value of family and togetherness like he values them.
Stan is your classic kind-hearted quarterback, the kind of guy who goes to the big game afterparty but will leave early if the person who he came with isn’t having a good time, even though he is. Perhaps controversial, but I like a bit of alcoholism mixed in with my jock Stan. I don’t love seeing him hopeless, I want him to have a happy ending, but I think Stan is someone who is often his own worst enemy. I think he gets too in his own head and he’d probably find something kind of freeing about having his thoughts a little muddled. This would freak Kyle out which would definitely make Stan turn himself around because, whether he and Kyle are dating or not, I think Stan always puts a lot of value on Kyle’s opinion of him. I can sort of imagine a life for Kyle without Stan there, but I can’t really imagine a life for Stan without Kyle there.
I love regular Wendy but honestly I sometimes I love genderfluid Wendyl more. Perhaps it’s because she’s a girl written by men who grew up in the 70s and 80s, but so many of Wendy’s internal struggles are tied to her being A Girl and needing to act the part. Whether that’s worrying about her image and photoshop or relationship woes based in her expectations for herself that she must “fix” someone, Wendy seems very upset with the idea of how she should be. I understand that women can continue to be women while also bucking gender roles, but from a self projection standpoint I like the idea of Wendyl coming to the realization that the reason (s)he disliked all the complicated rules is because (s)he just disliked gender generally, for themself at least. If she were to continue being a cis woman, then she absolutely would be the type to wear it on her sleeve. Absolutely not in a TERFy way, but in the sense that she’d be very vocal and proud about being an accomplished woman (and she would be accomplished, no doubt there).
One of my favorite headcanons I have about Nichole is that she’d be a career podcaster. She’d probably start out as an actual play podcaster with all the girls from the TTRPG club but I think she’d move on from there to have a comedy/commentary podcast and then just keep making more short podcast series about cool stuff. From there she’d probably transition into voiceover work and then writing for shows, or maybe she’d become a host personality for TV. I just think there’s something about her energy that would have people wanting to listen to her no matter what she ends up doing. There’s also just something about Nichole that makes me feel like she’d fit really well in the entertainment world. But no matter what she does, she does continue podcasting, especially to keep in touch with old friends from South Park.
I think Tolkien would be the most likely to break free from South Park, in the sense that he’d be able to get rid of that “weird small town” vibe that all of them definitely have. Like, he could go to college and be a normal guy who just occasionally pulls these wild stories out of nowhere and everyone stares at him incredulously. He’d still hang out with everyone when he’s back home, but somehow he’s managed to be both South Park normal and Normal normal. Tolkien has East Coaster energy anyway, maybe New England or New York, so if anyone is actually permanently moving out of the town, it’s him.
I know many people love the idea of Craig going to work at NASA in the future, but I really love filmographer Craig a lot! I think he’d only ever produce very underground indie stuff, but I think it’d be super helpful for him to remove himself from a situation and study his feelings for it through a camera. Obviously he’s working on his emotions via Tweek, but even still I think he’d like the initial sense of detachment he can give himself. In addition to that, I think he’d be very into media analysis. He’d be that guy who makes hours long video analysis essays about media that no one cares about except for him. It’s a good balance between creativity and logic that I think Craig can really appreciate.
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hawkrine · 2 years
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im happy that ppl liked my post abt terry and kreese yesterday!! another subject i wanted to touch on that i mentioned briefly in the post is chozen and terry.
so terry meets chozen while he’s working as a mole as terry’s recruiting senseis. he notices they have something in common when he sees chozen practice a tang soo do move, and immediately latches onto this. he invites chozen over to his house for drinks, and when chozen’s there he genuinely seems to enjoy his company. but when chozen toasts with the wrong phrase, terry kinda immediately gets what’s going on. then he confronts chozen in the dojo, and seems upset that his ‘new friend’ turned out to be a fraud. he’s got a lot of anger radiating from him in that scene! terry wanted someone to fill the void of companionship for him and was upset to find another betrayal. terry is also unable to fill this void with anyone in the season really, not everyone can handle that personality lol
chozen on the other hand has never liked terry. he’s loyal to daniel and knows what this man has done and what he’s capable of. he’s one of the only people that stuck with daniel trying to expose terry when everyone else didn’t agree with him. in many ways he is terry’s opposite. kind where terry is cold, calm and calculating where terry is impulsive. (water/fire or. gasoline i suppose) that’s why their fight worked so well, chozen had the skills to defeat terry with no weapons, terry had to fall back on a sword to have some hope of winning. even then he was beat, but took advantage of chozen’s distraction (and would-be mercy) to literally backstab him. terry is a man who had honor then lost it, chozen is a man who didn’t have honor and gained it. his honor is the most important thing to him.
this is also absolutely me reading into things, but in some ways they represent unhealthy vs. healthy loyalty as well. terry’s loyalty to kreese was used against him, and in turn led him to badly injure characters, and go down a spiral. chozen is loyal to daniel simply because he’s his friend who helped change him when they were younger. he can be a bit overprotective because that’s his personality, he’s not blinded by it.
i think the writers made a good choice using them to parallel with each other, chozen and terry are both very interesting to explore!!
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