literally fucking no one:
my brain at any given moment:
so i went to starbucks earlier...and this girl is on f*cking crack, try that.
oh yeah, she’s—she’s rolling on molly
wait this is toffee nut i’m allergic you asshole
i’ve prepared for this
wait what are you serious?
eee nooo!! i thought you were allergic to walnuts—
well cause you ate peanut butter!!!!!!!!
in your leg?
to put in my leg? f*ck you!!
there’s red dots on your tongue, is that a sign? — OHHH
what do i do if you don’t breathe? call 911?
stick this in my leg
oh i don’t wanna...mm
you’re not gonna do it cause it grosses you out? you’re just gonna let me fckin die?
you usually like, look at things before you have them
i didn’t think the crazy crack bitch would put toffee nut in coffee
you look fine
i feEeEEl fine
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