What I - someone who has never seen a f1 race - know about the drivers:
this is a little projekt I have going on with a little help of my cutest bestie @lily-katie, pls don't send me hate messages after this, it's not that serious.
floofiest hair ever
10/10 good boi
some people don't like him because he's not white????? weird.
had corona??? :(
has a gf??? had a gf???
has a kinda weird name
walking plague rat
I should probably know more about him sorry
idk I don't like him
apparently drives for ferrari????? (UPDATE: NOT ANYMORE?????????)
shell boy 🙆🏻♀️
No one likes his father
I'm not even into f1 and I hate his father too
his father sucks
has the cutest (ex????) gf EVER 🤤
I wanna hug him real tight and feed him some soup
I wanna cuddle with him
whoop whoop get some soup
I adopted him so back off everybody 😂
looks like the love child of Mats Hummels and Orlando Bloom
Seems like the life of the party but isn't????
smiles a lot
seems like a fun person
has kinda weird fangirls that wanna get choked by him or smth (no kinkshaming tho you do you)
me no likey
??????? I know nothing
????? Who is dat???
looked out of a window once 😂
thinks a woman belongs in the kitchen or smth??? fuck him
UPDATE: he apologized and doesn't actually believe women belong in the kitchen, so he's good
his daddy bought a team so he could drive or smth???
UPDATE: his new name is justus aurelius
doesn't wanna be here
I want him to adopt me
has long hair or smth???
UPDATE: 2015 HARRY STYLES VIBES YASSSSSS
I should know something about him but?????
He's cute tho
has a cute cat
UPDATE: HE HAS CHILDREN???
Jack Frost from The Santa Clause 3
Wants to join the beatles
lovechild of young paul mccartney and mr. spock
I don't really like him but I also do not NOT like him??? #sorrynotsorry
likes to take off his shirt?
once told george to not take pictures without his shirt on?
has a cute af dog
wants to fuck kevin or smth???
fave bottle of orange juice
german baby boi
UPDATE: YES I know he's Michael Schumachers son 😂 😂 😂 I thought that was common knowledge and I didn't have to mention that 😂 😂 😂
Helmut Markos toi boi
had to move to italy?????
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