"Grandpa!"
"Ugh, you taste like black mold."
"That's right, kiddo! Nothing's too good for the birthday girl."
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“I certainly the most photogenic thing in this hood. Right, Phinny?”
“Of course.”
“And yet, I’ve got the terrible idea that certain people don’t like when I show up to be shot! That really ḧ̶̗͙́ų̵̃̀͠r̴̢̳̾̂t̵͍̯̆͜s̵̲̳̿̇ ̷̹͗͑̔ḿ̶̢y̵̪̍ ̴̱̘́̈͠f̶̰̪͗̃̍e̸̥̘͗͜ë̴̠́͋͘l̵͈̖̠͋ì̵̼͉̱͑͋n̴͎͔̺̓g̵̤̰͆͐s̸̞̮̳̀́͘.”
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Gah!
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“Are you two on a little date?”
“G-grandpa! H-hi. Um. Yes.”
“Well don’t let me interrupt you. Hmm, Chiana Mohinder. You’ve gotten so big since the last time I saw you. Almost ready to harvest, haha!”
“It’s, uh. H-hello, Mr. O’Doyle.”
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“So this is how mortals levitate! I like it.”
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“Hmm, there’s not much O’Doyle in you, is there, Lia? Well. There’s always room for improvement.”
“Dad!”
“Dad. Hey, Dad. How about you talk to me and not Malia. Like, ever.”
“Sure, kiddo! I like that crop top. Is it new?”
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“ . . . so, um, are you a nature spirit, too, Mr. O’Doyle? Or-”
“No.”
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“S̷̖͉̃̅̆̌̈́w̸̛̛͙͆̅͝ĕ̵͍͉͙͍̉͘͝e̵̢̲̦̞̿͒͊͝t̸̢̢̉̿͘͝ ̷̡̜͚̭̇̅͜d̸̢̯̎̏̌͘͜r̴̼̩͙̭̥͗̚e̷̺̚ǎ̴̛͕̌̓͝m̵͕̄̑ŝ̶̬̦̟̑̐͜ ̴̺̍̓̌̚.̸̰͓̺͊ ̵̲̈́̊̚̕ͅ.̵̙͓͇̞͎̊͗̑ ̵̨̪̜̮̐̆̿.̸̛͔̫̭̀͊̈”
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“Ehehehe!”
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“Grandpa Dan, wanna play kicky-bag with us?”
“I think my hooves might burst the sack, kiddo.”
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“Okay, kiddos, can you tell me what our protagonist did wrong?”
“No style. It’s got all the powers of nature at its command and it still kills with a wood-axe? There’s more to life than irony.”
“Daddy, can you make vines strangle people?”
“One second, darling, I’m trying to track down a quote.”
“I thought you were all about technomancy, foundling.”
“I’m still allowed to be curious, luddite.”
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“Good morning, young sim!”
“Oh, h-hi, Mr. O’Doyle. I’m just waiting for a-”
“Waiting, eh? A little d̸͜͝a̴̢͂ͅn̴̛̞̩͗c̶̦̻̈́e̷͉̺͌ ̶̫͗c̵̰̓̄ù̴̙̄r̸̟̈́͘ͅs̸̢͖͋͂è̵̞̫ should keep you entertained! No need to thank me.”
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Gah! Where the fuck-
“Can’t let good food go to waste!”
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