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tellywoodtrash · 2 years

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Hey TT, how are you??? Is it okay if i ask for tips for a new cat mom??? i just adopted my baby (well, actually he is two so maybe not so much baby) Lucifurr [named so coz he is the spawn of satan (me)]. I've never had a pet before so I'm kinda nervous!!! I wanna be the best cat mom 🥺🥺🥺

Is there something you wish you knew before you adopted a cat??? ALSO THIS GIVES ME AN EXCUSE TO ASK FOR MORE CHANDLER PICS,,, WHAT HAS HE BEEN UP TO??? thanks in advance!

Congrats on the newwww baaaaaaby!!!!!!!111 I demand pics of Lucifurr!!!!!!

Tips, huh? So much is dependent on the individual cat's personality, but I would say......

Keep him indoors - indoor cats live much longer and healthier lives.

Get him used to nail clipping and brushing his teeth once in a while, so that he understands this is a routine thing and will cooperate (eventually). We didn't do that with Chandler and it's literal WW3 between him and my mom whenever she tries. (I don't even attempt it.)

Make sure he has good quality food (don't skimp on cat food due to cost, coz you'll just have to pay that back in vet bills. I recommend the brand Royal Canin.) Make sure he's up to date on his shots!

Something to not waste money on? Toys. Cats realllllly dgaf about the toys you buy and will spend 4 hours chasing and mutilating a random leaf that fell from one of your houseplants, or a balled up receipt. (Chandler's favt: a longbean. He'll play with it for 3 days straight, carrying it around like MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!) Don't bother wasting money on anything other than maybe a scratch pad. I've had one like this (non-cardboard) for over 4 years now and it's held up.

Research if any of your houseplants are bad for cats and remove them from the areas he can access. Same with human foods that are toxic (chocolate, grapes/raisins, onions/garlic, etc.) Most cats are also lactose intolerant so don't give them milk. Just clean water to drink, accessible at all times is enough.

Give him a safe space to retreat to when he's feeling overwhelmed/scared. Cats really like having a place that's cool and dark and where they can chill. Chandler has his carrier, which he uses as his room, and his place when he's extra need of comforting is under the covers on my bed.

Also give him a nice window space to watch the outside from, and take his snoozes in the sun. It'll be his happy place.

Other than this, just get to know your cat's personality and do what makes both of y'all happy. Enjoy each other's company!!!!!!! 😻😻😻

Chandler is a big floppy chonk around here, terrorizing all of us as usual. Here he is, rocking a baby shirt my mom bought him (that was too small for him, lol 🤣🤣🤣):

#blog mascot #cat parent tips

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allykatsart · 5 years

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Delta rune theories! (Spoilers)

Ok so I played delta rune over the weekend with my sister. There was a lot that happened, we talked a lot, and tried to make sense of what happened. I have three ideas/theories about the game. They can be seen as separate ideas on the game, but I believe all three to make the most sense when it comes to Deltarune.

Beware, Spoilers for Deltarune and Undertale ahead.

Theory 1: Gaster survived the fall.

-Gaster has prevalence in this game wether you realize it or not. In the beginning sequence of the game, the voice that's talking to you speaks in all caps. Thats how Gaster speaks as well, albeit he usually speaks in wing dings, but those are still all caps. So there is a certain connection between him and the game.

-Alphys and Undyne do not know eachother. At all. Our favorite lizard and fish couple have no idea who the other is. Why is this relevant? Well...Why would they be apart? What happened to make them never even have met eachother. And, including this....

-The amalgamates are dead. Or at least the monsters who made up the amalgamation are dead in Delta Rune, while in Undertale they survive to the surface under Alphys' care. They survived under her care. Under HER care. But here they are dead, so that, combined with the fact that Undyne has not even heard of Alphys (which she should have at least heard of the royal scientist if she is the royal guard) makes for a case that Alphys never took the position of royal scientist.

-Why do I assume it's Gaster? Because of what we knew of him in the original game. We knew he spoke in wing dings, that he was presumably the royal scientist before Alphys, and that he has some sort of relation to Sans and Papyrus.

-Asriel is there. Asriel is ALIVE and not Flowey the flower. Even Alphys couldn't bring Asriel back completely....but maybe Gaster could, who knows.....

-In the end, I think this is a universe where Gaster didn't dissapear/wasn't remebered, and remained the royal scientist. This means that Alphys never took the role, never met Undyne, and never gained the crippling depression from experimenting with Determination on monsters. Hense why Gaster's Twitter was the one to kick off this game, it's Toby's way of saying that there's a link between Gaster and Delta Rune.

Theory 2: We are possessing Kris.

(WARNING! THIS INCLUDES MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE END OF THE GAME! PLEASE SKIP OVER THIS PART UNTIL YOU HAVE FINISHED THE GAME ENTIRELY)

-This seems pretty obvious when you combine a few clues from around the game. One of these clues happens to be the literal save file. When you get to the first checkpoint, before you save you can see someone's previous save. It's like when playing a used game, you save over the previous person's game. In Delta Rune, however, you're saving over Kris' previous save with your own. You're not Kris, at least, you're not saving as Kris.

-Dialogue in this game can come off as a lot of funny one off lines. And most of it is just funny one off lines, but there are few that have much more meaning, that reference things from the first Undertale game that only the real life player should know. Like pressing and holding X to run. Or even asking Undynr about Alphys. Kris has no reason to connect the two, as they don't even know about eachother. But we do, hense why it's an option in the first place.

-And lastly, the cherry on top, the ending. I don't want to spoil anything for anyone so please, skip the ending if you do not want to be spoiled, I beg of you. Even if you're kinda like 'meh, it's fine, it's probably not that big of a spoiler', don't read, because it is a not spoiler for the end. You have been warned.

-Alright....In the ending it's made pretty clear you're.....not Kris. In fact, Kris strait up takes out the red soul (presumably YOUR soul) and shoves it in the empty bird cage. It is presumed that Chara (or whatever you want to call them in this AU) is working with Kris or possessing them instead. But after that point, you are no longer in control of Kris' vessel.

-here's something to support this from the first game. The talk Asriel gives you at the end of the pacifist run. He asks you to let frisk be, talking to you, the player, instead of frisk. There are a lot of fourth wall breaks in this franchise and it seems to be a staple of the game's humor. But it's a theme that isn't always taken lightly. Undertale and Deltarune are about choice of the player, and how we act when we seem to have no consequences. And how the game effects us. Not in a 'oh the fandom is toxic' sort of way, but more of how we react to the game directly.

-These themes and clues, especially in Deltarune, point to us being separate from the character we play as in these games. It also seems that this may be a point of major conflict in the future, or a continuing theme at least in the next game. (If there is one)

Theory 3: Gaster sent us too (or made) the Dark World.

-This is the hardest to explain and the most ridiculous of my theories. But something just...didn't rub me the right way when it came to the Dark World. For one, you just...appear there. From a supply closet. With no explanation as to why. The only thing slightly odd about this is the fact that before you and Susie enter the closet, the door and hall turns grey. This is significant because of the 'mystery man' sprite, an the grey door you use to find that sprite.

-speaking of doors, lets talk about the shortcut doors. Aka, Sans doors. They let you go to another door similar to it. Their distinctive pattern is having fire come out from the bottom, which sans' bedroom door has as well. Keeping the favt that Sans and Gaster have a connection, maybe this is something that Gaster made or put down in the world for ease of access.

-When you and Susie get back, you appear in an unused classroom. The important thing about this classroom being it is COVERED in game stuff. There's a checkerboard on the floor, chess peices here and there, even cards from different suites. Why is this important? Well most characters and enemies in the dark world are BASED off of these things. Lance and his father are based off the ace of spades and the king of spades respectively, there was a tale of four kings before the king of spades took over, you fight a friggin checker peice and have to run from pawns. Even calling the place a dark world could just be a reference to the fact that the lights are out. But this doesn't seem to be a game you were playing, as Susie seemed to be surprised to be in the classroom, and not to forget about you two falling down in the first place. It seems someone else set up the world or game, and brought you and Susie into it.

-Gaster is the one narrating your story. When you die, the all caps lettering, which I assume is Gaster for reason as stated before, speak to you. He's there at the beginning when you start your journey. It's his text, and he seems to be the one watching you.

-when you try to call home in the Dark World, you find you can't, and instead your call is just these weird garbled noises, also associated with Gaster. It's almost like he is intercepting your call.

-Why would he do this? To be honest? I don't know. We don't know enough about his character to fully say if he would or wouldn't do this. But he is connected somehow to this game. It was supposedly him on Twitter that premiered this game, it's his text narrating. There's something he's doing, and I think...well, I think he made a game to play in, or at least put us into a position to play it. What this means for the rest of the story, I don't know, but we'll have to wait and see.

Now for some questions of mine that I can't figure out.

-Where is Grillby

-How are Sans/Papyrus connected to Gaster

-Why was Gerson's grave included in the graveyard?

-Is Chara still around?

Thats all for now, have a good day!

#undertale #deltarune #this #deltarune theories #gaster #chara #kris #susie #this was a fun game #deltarune spoilers #delta rune spoilers #spoilers #undertale spoilers

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thisisallaboutusbabe · 4 years

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Growthapart

Introduction

Most of the authors are correct with what they are trying to point out in thier masterpiece. Do you still remember The Road Not Taken by Frost from your 7th grade? I hope you do, because i took that road, been taking that beautiful road.

I am writing this not because im stucked in Enhanced Community Quarantine due to Corona virus pandemic, but because someday i want to read what i amariting and will be writing from today and the days forward. Idont know where is this going and how im gonna put into words everything what's on my mind. Though education graduate, i am not good at narrating and remembering things just so you know everything im gonna right here from letters a-z means speacial to me, and to my boyfriend. Yes you read it right. I hope youre not a sexist and will continue reading after digesting what you have just read.

The beginning.

It was June 2019 when I was hired. Been so excited since this is my first job. Though there are no clsses yet, The institution wants us to be present all the days of June just to make acquaitance and sort of trainings as well. In the first few weeks, it was only me,Teacher E,Teacher I, Teacher J and Teacher J. But as the days goes by, the faculty members gets bigger. There was only 4 male teachers in the group and one was added on the third or fourth week of June. Im not sure. I've told you that in my opening statements. (I thought you just need some validation.lol) and after letting him sit near in the group, i knew what is his name, J. J,as a psychology graduate, has been very keen and i knew that day he doesnt like me. i tried to be one of his friends but the universe was making me not to like him anymore....as a friend.( just making evrything clear.) There was this moment that i asked him about something i totally have forgotten. Good thing is he answered my open-ended question which was answerable by yes or no but he disnt take a pause but he keeps on walking. Atleast he answered. That day i realized that i shouldn't let myself be treatd that way by someone i just met. That incident broke my heart a little. The feeling of being ignored cannot be easily taken away. But hey, its just a one person, I still have the other teachers i mentioned a while ago. You shouldn't let someone treat you like your nobody. If you tried and you think its not really gonna work, leave them. Don't be afraid to lose people in your life.

Teacher's day 2019

It was an adventure with me,J Teacher E, which companied by her boyfriend, P and his bestfriend,ATe five of us. Do not wonder why I didnt mention Irish. That bitch ditch us. She was drunk and spend money for alcohols. Well shes not the only one who was drunk thatroning, Also Jbut he made it anyway. And that is what makes no-to-indianan E real mad, as she is really hot headed.

We made it to Enchanted Kingdom!!! We really enjoyed each other. We ate in a cheap restaurant, we laughed, we told stories, we had the chance to know each other. Remember A? Esbestfriend. Oh good. The bery first day i met him, i know I had a crush on him. not because of his body figure but because of his height,look and porma.

After K and i broke up for less than 3 weeks, i started talking to someone and his name is A. Well, he is nice. We added oirselves on facebook so ofcourse we talked about anything. After weeks or a month of talking , i followed him on instagram but never followede me back. I waited for a notification, but there was none. I knew from that moment its going no where, so we stopped.

After days or a month, (I AM NOT SURE AGAIN THOUGH I CAN STILL REMEMBER THE DETAILS I JUST COULDNT REMEMBER WHEN EXACTLY) Jervin and I became friends. We told about anything about ourselves gradually and clearly finding out what we truly are. There were so many times we stayed and slept at home but i will never forget the moemnt i was laying on his lap and holding his hand and biting it sometimes. I also couldnt forget how shiny and smooth his hair was as i run my fingers through his hair. It was memomorable. It was the beginning of everything.

First bottle

It was November 3, 2019 when i finally visit bim on his house and guess what, he was alone that time. Despite of the paper works waiting for us, which was the reason why i went there, we managed to buy oe bottle of red horse. After just one bottle, We both dizzy, and so we decided to sleep....together since i couldnt sleep alone in a house i just visited. Guess what drunk people do in a house without anyone who can see if things get hotter? To cut the story short, we kissed and sucked each other's nipple. Though we don't want what just happened, we still slept together. The day after that, we were not talking. It feels like it was the day one with someone you know could be the one. The emotions getting enormous and so my heart couldnt bear it. And the rain falls from the tio of my eyes. So i talked to him, we are both not in a calm emotional state. And so we cried.

Jervin, nust like me is a player too,but he is an expert. In the beginning of out friendship, he told stories about asking for load from someone hea flirting. And that day that i was crying at home texting him, my heart breaks a little and the rain became a storm. Wanna know why?because he was telling that this was gonna be his last message and he ran out of load. The level of sadness i felt that day wasnt measurable. And i feel like the feeling of betrayal brought by my kalandia in the past cane back. But after praying, I got welll. You know when you know your worth, Its awesome. You are awesome. But pfcourse at some point , things happen because soehow you let it happen.

The confusion

You know you can be together but there was soemthing that holding you back. Weve been getting to know each other since that day. We checked each other. We glanced at each other even during classes. We walked each other's home. We visited eache other's home. We did the late night talks while walking or by sitting in a dark area in Lakfront so people couldnt notice us that easily. We talked about everything and its just feel right. Christmas is cumming and we were both lloking for answers. When people say wait for perfect place and perfect timing, believe them.

The day!

It was in December 22,2019 when we finally said pur relationship is official. We were both happy. Everything is just fine. A usual landian moments of a new couple is what we did. Since its only 3 days before Christmas, i have to go back to Batangas. And so saud goodbye to each other for the meantime with a promise of coming back on 2020.

But as a malanding boyfriend who wants to see his boyfriend, I bought a Yem cake for him which was my utang from my cousin. The plan of surprisinf him at night of December 28,2020 was successful. i saw his eyes swollen as soon as he see me. He let me stay in his house for the meantime and after 30minutes or an hour weeent to oir house and made love.

Reasons why him

1. A pysch graduate- He knows wht i feel. He knows like everything im feeling. He is always there for me.

2. Giod looking- he is one of campus hearttrob. May students admire him. I admire him too. I love him more when gis smiling wearing a stripe shirt.

3. Genius- He is a person who can teach you things he knows. Like hacks on how to manually dry a cloth using a bath towel is what i couldnt forget. (You try it,you figure it out yourself how to dru clothes with a towell)

4. Attitude- When he says he dont like soemthing or someone, dont force him to like it. I have that attitude too. But the fact that loves me now is pricelss.

5. Clingy- never did i taighy that i would love someone who is clingy because never did i thought that i would be that clingy to him. He likes hugs,kisses on his body and canton. You read it wrong, read it again.

Idont where to put this but im gonna write it here. He told me he never like surprises, but as i surprise him with beverages like Delight,his favorite, it made hime smile. The favt that he loves when im surprisinf him what makes me stay and appreciated.

Memorable moments

There are thousands of memorable moments we enjoyed. And here are the following:

1. I run my fingers through his hair.

2. Thousands of times we hangout.

3. Walking and enjoying each other company at night.

4. Street food scenarios.

5. We foughtover buying a lots of Julie's bread.

6. We knocked doors even during classes to deliver foods.

7. He gave me a perfume. I make the box of it a pen holder.

8. Date at Mcdonalds.

9. I fetched him hahen he hangout with Ram and other girl.Iwaited an hour outside Mcdonalds

10. The clinic kisses.

11. The new building kisses.

12. The cumming with no hands.lol

13. The cumming from sofa to refrigirator.

14. We bought his Iphone and stripe shirts at Divisoria

15. The holding hands🥰

As of today, June 20,2020, were still together. There were moements of breaking up with him,but we are both fighting against the world. I always bear in my mind whathe is and what he truly deserves. And that is what holding me to oir relationship. Wee havent seen each other for almost four months but its okay. We dont wanna add up to health risk. Though there were times we experienced LDR problems, we are trying to reach and hear eachothers side before madness. Though i admit i easily get irritated because he is usually mad these days, i undrstand because we are in a LDR . Im not gonna be bias so im gonna tell this. One of the things that makes him mad is that i sleep early without notice and and i couldnt update him that much since theres a lot to do when your stuck in your hoise with your family.(please consider im the youngest in the family.)

Lat night, i slept early. Today, 3:43am , im still awake drinking coffeee. And he didnt notify me if he was eeping ir what. His last message was he was goint to take a bath but it was four hours ago. Maybe my bebe boy is taking a revenge. Goodnight!

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June 20,2020

Hes becoming dry. Im hvjng thoughts he is no longer interested. Lets see if my emotion will change as it changes minute after minute.

June 22 2020

Nothing new. We barely celebrated monthsary as we go out when we hve time. And besides he dont wanna celebrate it. Its hard. Im wondering if hereally dint like to commomerate.

June 24,2020

We had chat. But he didnt chat me at night from 830 until now 1:25 am. I have sent kind words and i dont know whats gotten into him. I just hope and pray hes alriggt. Its OK for me for i know he has his own story he dont wanna tell and its cool. Di you want to know what on my mind right now? Let me tell you. So last month i guess He unfriended a lot of friends on facebook but eventually changed his accoint. So the converaations we had storires on hiw we started are on the first facebook accnt he used to have. And hes acting weird from what i notice and im thinking if im really the only one. I know and his friend how inlove he was with Paul,his past kalandian and a new character. Never did i tell that i can see his likes in Pauls accnt with his new account. Actually, he have two and since i got his password ofcourse he would like Paul's post with the pther facebook account. I also stalked Paul on Instagram and saw his likes again. Now that he used his NEW account i have no longer access to the first old one. I tried to log it in pero fcbk said wrong password. My ate and nanay have been friennds with J on Facebook and so i could use their accnt to heck if the old accnt has been deactivated. So before thinking wrecklessly im gonna find proof. And if he likes somebody else, who am i to stop his heart from loving someone who is surely better than me?

My hunches are wrong. I opened his facebook accnt and he hs been struggling the way people would see us together specially his realtives. Idontknow what todo. Universe truly gives shit and its hard.

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survivingthrough · 4 years

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I don't know how should I react to situations that occupy ma brains all the time. Maybe I've reached a point in ma life where maturity isn't helping me out as much as I anticipated it to. I've felt numbed and bizarre and not-giving-a-shit and yet I miss those very basic sentiments that could've been a part of ma life as well.

You know.. that... That very feeling of loneliness that rips your focus apart? The realisation that ok I've gotta sleep all by maself and nobody to accompany me watching ma favt shows tonight, or no one to share a drink with? Sitting alone measuring the depth of darkness which you name as solitude now, just to throw people off your back and pretend normal AF? Life's a real hassle mostly, umm.. when you don't want to spoon anyone yet you want to know how a breath on your very own face would feel like.. am I getting beyond complicated with each passing day? Am I totally fucked up...??

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killertransqueen · 6 years

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this storm feels different. i can hear him playing imagine dragons in the room from my spot in the middle bathroom. in mine the water is shut off, so i'd be able to hear it beyyrt in there, but i can;t go in there. ots nice to hear readu aj m fire though. its been a while since i listenend to imagine dragons but i remember that song being one of my favorites. im tying this without looking at the keyboard, in the dark, in he bathroom. but this storm feels different because its late, and theres no wpppwer, and its sgarting to get kind of hot. emily is asleep, so i cant hang ojt with her, and i havet got my phone or my laptop charged all the wau, so its only a matter of time before they die, wbich will sick. but the hole jn the batjroom floor helps a lot, bevause a big just of wing will bring in a little nit of ait. does that make anu sense? i,, truing to tupe in the dakr and im not as ofood at this as i thougt. i got one of the blinking butterflies from my mom, and i'm in my room, so i can see my keyboard now. i would go back and erase and fix my typing mistakes, but i think it's funnier that way. i'm gonna play music on my phone.

also if anyone steals my phone, the passcode is "faggot"

now i'm listening to skating polly's "stop digging". i wish i could make songs like them, but i don't think i could. i dont really feel things anymore.

i woke up and the power went off, i just realized that. i was half asleep pretty much, but o wask awake when the power went off. i had the fan on in my room, and the door was open just a little so i could see the light in the living room because mom came in to get her phone. and sje left the door open a little. the lights cut off and i heard her laugh her weird, kind of creepy laugh. i thought the power was going to come right back on, but it went out at 7;30-ish, and its 9;48 right now. i think we're going to go to the resturant tomor-----i tyed that all in the skating polly song.

now i'm making myself listen to mindless self indulgence's "witness". i dont really like their music all that much. but if im in the mood i can listen to the whole "if" album. sort of. i like the beat in "never wanted to dance" and "sex for homework" and another one i cant remeber but it's about sex too. god i literally cannot remember the name of that motherfucking song. anyway but i dont really like them because their songs are fucked up. like :stupid motherfucker" i think it is where jimmy says "should i talk slower like youre r******d" and i really hate how hes a grown ass fucking man saying that shit like its funny.

i wrote all of that in witness playing, now i think its a bratmobile song. it is a bratmobile song.

i changed it to where its fall out boys "americas suithearts" funny memory about that song--d asked me one time last year in mrs. smiths class what song it was tht has a really animated music video. i said it was carpal tunnel of love bevause thats the one where its in the style of happy tree friends and holy fuvk id that music video super fucked. but he said that wasnt the one so i tried thinking and i found out that it was actually americas suitehearts, so i told him that but when he looked it up it swouldnt show. so i told him he has to spell sweethearts like suite in a hotel, and then he got it. i dont know what but i thought that was king of funny. my ear hurts. i pierced it on august 16 and it was suppose to be healted all the way already, but they got infected ahain so i have to wait. i wrote all of that in the span of americas suitehearts. my favorite seether song is one now, but im gonna change it because its really low quality

now its seethers "gasoline" i really like this song, intresting favt-- seether is from africa. i didnt knw that, i thought they were all full american

the power cae back on for a full five seconds, then split back off. im gonna keep my stuff plugged into the wall though. widow by destroy boys just went off and now im listening to memohis mayfires "virus" and i really like this song. but the music video had him almost doing blackfce if i remember right

vampires will never hirt you by my chemucal romance just came on. mvr has some good songs and i dont know why i never listeneed to them all that much until revently but i really like this song by them called surrender for the part at the end where gerard gives out a really emotional "you can fight this all you want" for the way he says want. ut the song in general sounds really fucked up because it sounds like its about rape. :you can fight this all you want, but tonight belongs to me" really sounds fucked up. i thought the last album they had which is the true lives of the fabulous killjoys came out in 2013 but it actually came out in 2010. also monster pipelines punch and minute maid lemonade taste good but this is my last monster becaue they give me panic attacks.

everglade by l7 is on and thats my favorite song by them, i wanna do a cover of it for the band i have. i have a band by the way, and suzi gardner follow me on instagram. rednecks on parade is a really good phrase i love l7. im gonna try to write songs now

#diary #during hurricane micheal #diary 01

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tellywoodtrash · 2 years

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Do u watch ott shows TT? Can you recommend some if you do? Most have unnecessary vulgarity in dialogues and sequences. So I want to steer clear of them and watch some good stuff. Thanks in advance.

Unfortunately OTT is taken to just have a free pass for gratuitous sex and cussing. My favt show without all this is Panchayat on Amazon Prime, which is such a wholesome yet hilarious show. (I haven't watched Gullak by TVF yet but it gives the same pure vibes. TVF in general has some real cute ones like Tripling and Permanent Roommates, etc.) Another top fave is Pushpavalli on Prime, which is a dark comedy but really really top notch funny. If you're ok with something that has darker (downright bleak) subject matter, then Asur on Voot is a really well made one. Code M from Alt Balaji was a decent watch as well. Made in Heaven on Prime has a lil bit of sex and cussing but isnt too over the top about it. Same with The Family Man. I just finished The Fame Game on Netflix yest but it was pretty meh and I just sat through it for my queen Madhuri. Aarya on Hotstar was a much better show. I also liked the Yashraj shows on Youtube like Bang Baaja Baraat and Ladies Room; and there's lots of cute ones (What the Folks, Please Find Attached, Operation MBBS) on FilterCopy and Dice Media Youtubes, all of which are modern rom-com types. Oh and the OG one of those, Little Things (Netflix). Hotstar Quix also has a few options, of which Murder Meri Jaan was my fave.

Shows I personally haven't watched but have good reviews/look decent and interesting to me: Scam 1992 (Sony Liv), Special Ops (Hotstar), Rocket Boys (Sony Liv), Yeh Hai Meri Family (TVF Play), Bandish Bandits (Prime), Adulting (YouTube), Laakhon Mein Ek (Prime), Stories by Rabindranath Tagore (EPIC/Netflix), Haq Se (AltBalaji), Afsos (Prime).

#tt answers #tt recommends #indian web series

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tellywoodtrash · 4 years

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anyone else watch halahal???

i’m so glad to see my mans sobti in a role that really let him shine. the movie itself is relentlessly bleak, but he was honestly the brightest spot in it, and brought the levity that was much required. and that ending, damn.

i don’t wanna “review” it and spoil it, coz 1. it’s meant to be watched and experienced, and 2. it’s pretty dark and i don’t wanna dwell on it and get even more depressed with y’know, the state of everything in this goddamn world; but if you’re okay with watching something sombre rn, it’s definitely worth it for sobti’s character and performance.

i’ll just end this post with my favt bit, this little dialogue he keeps repeating:

#barun sobti #halahal #not tellywood

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tellywoodtrash · 4 years

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Hi TT, do you enjoy watching movies in theatres or have you always consumed the content at home , in your own pace? I was wondering if the trend of releasing movies online because of the pandemic will continue after it is gone. I mean don't you think the masses will be deprived of a major mode of entertainment, if it does?

I looooooooove the theatre experience. Something so special about seeing a movie like that, completely immersed in it. I used to go alone to the movies often, it’s one of my absolute favt. things to do by myself; sitting in the dark room, not having to talk to anyone and just feeeeeeeeling whatever I do. Streaming is also fine, but I watch in a very disjointed way, pausing often and taking hours/days to finish something. So I don’t *~experience*~~~ it as vividly when watching something on my computer.

But on the other hand, I don’t want to give half these undeserving fuckwaffles any more money than they have, so the online system works for my pettyass self. If it’s something I wanna support, I’ll watch it on services I pay for, like Prime and Hotstar. Otherwise, pirated torrents zindabaaaad!

The trend of releasing movies online had started even before this lockdown (Netflix Original Movies like Love Per Square Foot, Drive, Lust Stories, Ghost Stories etc.) but now that everyone’s been forced inside, looks like producers are taking moving online seriously. The people who’ll be truly hurt by that are the theater owners, and the lower economic classes, since they rely on movies in theaters for entertainment instead of web based services. It remains to be seen if movies will turn into a “luxury item” that will now only be available to those who can access it online. I hope not.

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Hi TT! How are you? Just wanted to say, thankyou so much for liveblogging, they have helped me through some difficult times!! Anyways, it's just so much fun listening to your thoughts xD What are you upto these days?I hope you are doing well amd keeping safe♡ Wese after so many years, what are some moments of IB that come to mind or you remember fondly? Thankyou!

Thanks for the blog love, anon!

I’ve answered my favt. moments a lot of times (check out 1, 2, 3, 4) but here’s some I haven’t mentioned before:

Anika’s pati parmeshwar mode during memory loss, Shivaay and Rudra being like wtf, yeh kuch zyaada ho gaya.

Shivaay finding Anika in the dark during the Tanya track, proving that he does remember who she is after all. The exasperation and angst and tenderness in that scene just gets to me, man.

Omkara coming back and finding the whole house drugged after Gauri fed everyone bhaang ke laddoo.

A lot of the scenes with Baby Pari were hilarious, esp. OmRuRi dealing with her; lmao @ Gauri’s lori about some gudiya not having hands “woh kaiseeee khayeegiiiii, woh kaise khayegiiiii?” and Om being like “YEH KAISA CREEPY GAANA HAI?????”, Rudra and Pari drinking from their respective bottles at the same time, etc.

Rudra guiding Anika to make Shivaay jealous and telling her the real price of the shoes she’s wearing, which makes Anika almost fall down from shock, coz it’s more than the rent she owes Chanda for the past few months.

#ishqbaaz #ishqbaaaz #tt answers

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That dancing scene in the Dr Sid gifset! What’s the context? Liek are they just dancing on a roof? Also when he bends to make eye contact with her 🥺

She’s sad and mad and made up her mind to leave her position at Sanjivani because she thinks he outed her dark family past that she was working hard to overcome (he didn’t, it was someone else.)

“Tum??? Yahaan? Kaise? AUR KYUN?”

“Pehle kaise ka jawaab. Maine bohut der tak tumhare ghar ki ghanti bajaayi lekin tum usse ignore kar rahi thi; phir watchman se poocha toh usne kaha ki yeh chhath tumhara favt adda hai. Aur kyun, kyunki main chahta hoon ki tum Sanjivani waapas aa jao.”

“Woh posters maine nahi lagaaye! Please ek baar mera bharosa karo!”

“Tumhara bharosa????”

“Theek hai bharosa nahi, toh ek baar mere saath dance hi karlo? Request! Tumhara mood badal jayega!”

“Trust me! Aur mujhe apne aap ko explain karne ka ek mauka bhi mil jaayega. Aur sabse badi baat hai ki yeh chotu sa speaker tumse milne ke liye bohut bechain tha!”

“Mere paas is bakwaas ke liye time nahi hai.”

“Defensive ho rahi ho? Matlab tum woh buri waali dancer ho! Two left feet!”

“Ek dance? I promise uske baad main chala jaonga; yahin se chala jaonga!”

“Main yeh bhi jaanta hoon ki tumhe choona bilkul pasand nahi hai. Aur main tumhe choo-un, aisa toh nahi ho sakta. Kyunki main cheap aur chep insaan nahi hoon.”

“So come on. Please?”

“Pleeeeeeeease?”

“Hello!”

Please note, he showed up and did all this for her like a few hours after she slapped him - her boss - for this whole misunderstanding. Like, what even is this dude????????? Zero ego issues in a Tellywood man? IN-FUCKING-CONCEIVABLE.

#sanjivani #dr. siddhant mathur #dr. ishani arora #otp: sid/ishani #sanjivani (new)

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sanjivani 06 + 07.11.19 lbs

still cranky af coz i'm tired from yesterday and my cat won't stop screaming in my face FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON this morning and ughhhhhhhhhhh. so imma pay it forward and caps lock scream at these dumbasses.

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06.11.19

YEH INSAAN PAGAL HAI KYA, TERE KO KOIIIIIIIIIIIII AUR SOLUTION DIKHAAYI NAHI DE RAHA SIVAAYE KHUD US SE SHAADI KARNE KE!?!!?!? LIKE GOD SIDDHANT, YOU ARE SO FUCKING DUMB.

le khaap panchayat bhi peeche pad gayi hai. LORD. THIS COUNTRY IS HONESTLY THE PITS WITH ITS DUMBASS PATRIARCHAL BULLSHIT.

"main baat karunga ishani se; woh ek ladki hai, samajh jaayegi."

BC LADKI TOH MAIN BHI HOON AUR MUJHE TOH BILKUL BHI SAMAJH NAHI AA RAHA. KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAKCHODIIIIIIIII HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

this dumbass is tooooooooo fucking pure for his own good. like........ itna bhi achcha nahi hona chahiye bande ko zindagi mein.

waah. iska chehra dekho. kaisi ram milaaye jodi hai bewakoofon ki.

ishani also too pure for her own good. but in a relatable sort of way, unlike that other idiot.

oh madam, tere iss seal of approval/character certificate ka kya woh achaar daalega?!!?!? usski poori zindagi jhand ho gayi hai iss chakkar mein.

ok if you've decided that this marriage is gonna work, etc. THEN STOP LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE THIS.

this chick is crazy. i get you're relieved he didn’t cheat on you and shit but........ maybe decades from now you can look back and marvel on what a great, noble man you loved, but this is a weird reaction to have right now.

ok fwding this patient’s incredibly-on-the-nose-shaayari nonsense, coz i'm really pissed now.

le poora corridor ghoom phir ke phir se wapis idhar hi aa gayi. 2 minute pehle toh bada aashirwaad de rahi thi iss shaadi ko. MAKE UP YOUR MIND SIS.

ugh lo yeh bhi aa gaya.

MANHOOS.

siddhu should claim surging newlywed/paternal hormones and throw a punch or two at this asshole.

WAIT WHAT HAS THIS FUCKER SHIFTED HIS REVENGE FROM SHASHANK TO SID?!!?!?!? WHY?!!?!?!? THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNN?????

waaaaaaah kya khush-haaal jodi hai. should be a real healthy and conducive environment to raise a kid in!

wow. EVERYONE KNOWS THE WHOLE DEAL WITH SID AND ASHA NOW. like..... there's no keeping a secret in this hospital huh.

oh ab issko bada empathy hai bin byaahi maa-on ke saath. ROSHNI KE SAATH KYA KAAND KIYA THA BE!?!?!?! BOL! SACH BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh stupid red herring. goddddddddddd when will they reveal this raaz already!?!?

lol sid's in the (left) corner in this shot, and then disappears in this next.

snort, ishani has ZEROOOOOOOOOO of that 4 lions awareness thingy huh??? banda 4 feet peecha khada hai and she's most focused on her gale ki kharaash.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE SURPRISED HER AND MADE HER CHOKE. HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH TO RUIN HER LIFE, DUMBASS?!!?!

"god, tum choke kar rahi ho?!?!?! JUST BREATHE."

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, WOHI TOH NAHI HO RAHA?????? YOU THINK SHE’S A WILLING PARTICIPANT IN THIS HERE EXERCISE OF NOT BEING ABLE TO PERFORM THE ESSENTIAL PROCESS OF BREATHING????? KAUN HAI YAAR YEH BEWAKOOF?!?! SHAADI KARTE TIME MEDICAL KI DEGREE RADDI MEIN BECH AAYA KYA?!?! YA HAWAN KUND MEIN PHENK DIYA AUR USSI KE PHERE LAGAAYE THE TUNEY?

lmao this is the worst, most unconvincing heimlich i have ever seen.

uh. no. this is NOT a romantic moment.

oh no. the tone shifted and it BECAME a romantic moment. fuck. just either make out or move the fuck to the two furthest corners of the elevator. THIS TENSION IS FUCKING INSANE.

oh god this boy's unrelenting sadness is killing me. it's bloody killing me. i think i might have to double my dose of antidepressants while this fucking track is on.

boss!dad is so sad and disappoint that his ship crashed and burnt so spectacularly. he’s been here since before everyone else, when ishani was manically describing her titli and abnormal heartbeat!!!!!! :’(((((((((((

lmaoooooooooooo i wish anjali was here to hear shashank giving this personal life/professional life balance ka lecture. bada mazzaaa aaata!

boss!dad ki umeedein sidIsha pe abhi bhi kaayam. saying kuch aur nahi toh dost hi bano ishani ka.

dunno if that’s such a good idea right now, dad. maybe in time, once the feelings aren’t so raw.

GOD PLEASE ISKO ISKI KHUSHIYAAN WAPIS DE DO. ISKA GHAM AUR JHELA NAHI JAATA. CHEHRA DEKHO BECHAARE KA!!!!!!!!!!! I’M THIS CLOSE TO TEARS. HE’S A GENUINELY GOOD BEAN AND DESERVES BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh ho ab inka date dekhna hoga.

juhi is like life mein kabhi kabhi go with the flow. shashank is like "kabhi kabhi kya, hamesha."

haan hamesha aise flow kar-karke hi yeh nateeja nikal aaya hai; pata nahi kitna jaane-anjaane bachche of yours are running around here at any given moment.

................... so ambiguous. is this a romantic saath or is this a platonic saath?? LIKE THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH YOU TWO?!!? JUST DTR ALREADY.

purest boys. love you two.

tu haraami hai. but love your face.

bleh.

lmao rahil can't muster up neil's civil graciousness towards sidAsha.

kameeeeeeeeeeeeena insaan. bohut hi bada keeda hai tu.

rahil yaaar. i love your petty ass so much. you're honestly my favt person on this godforsaken show.

"kaash yeh sapna hota."

"kaash yeh sab ek jhoot hota. kaash sab kuch pehle jaise hota. (hum) iss tarah saamne nahi, saath khade hote."

OH HO. FORESHADOWING KI YEH SAB JHOOT HI TOH HAIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

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07.11.19

RISHABH I SWEAR TO GOD....... TU ITNAAAAAAAAAAA KAMEENA KYUNNNNNNNN HAIIIIIIIII????? BHAGWAN KO BHI EK DIN MOOH DIKHAANA HAI, KUCH TOH SHARAM KAR?!?!!!!!

while neil continues to make an effort, rahil continues to make no pretense of approving of sidAsha. he just wandered the fuck off, lol.

OUFF SAD BEBBIES. SO SAD THEY ARE.

grey is really this one's colour. he looks hottesttttttttt in it. it brings out his eyes/skin tone most spectacularly.

oh ab suddenly Awareness™ (*khushi kumari gupta's voice correcting me from the skies* “ACIDITY!!!!!”) jaag utha.

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHO THE FUCK IS SETTING OFF FIREWORKS RIGHT OVER A FUCKING HOSPITAL??????? like it's no metaphor or anything, since they've been going off since even before he appeared before her.

the fluctuating of the lights is majorlyyyyyyyyy distracting. it's not just the fairy lights, but even the huge lamps behind them.... those should.... NOT be doing that.

IDIOTS. STOP LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE THAT AND MAKING ME WANT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

simultaneous "i love you."

wow, inappropriate but also AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [screams till the end of time]

ugh vardhan you're such a loserrrrrrrrrr. get a goddamn life. it's diwali; shouldn't you be with your kid, instead of sitting here alone in your office in the dark?????

"i love you, ishani. i really do. bohut pyaar karta hoon main tumse."

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH I AM DESTROYED. I AM FUCKING...... LYING ON THE FLOOR IN PIECES. THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING SAD.

"surgery mein kabhi kabhi humein ek pal mein faisla lena pad jaata hai. fayda-nuksaan, sahi-galat ke baare mein nahi soch sakte. uss ek pal mein patient ki jaan kaise bachaaye? bass ussi tarah, uss din asha aur uske bachche ki jaan bachaane ke liye, mujhe jo sahi laga maine wohi kiya. main ek doctor hoon, apne saamne ek ladki aur uske bachche ko main marte kaise dekh sakta tha???"

ugh siddhanttttttttttttttttt yaaaaaaar, TU ITNA ACHCHA KYUN HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?????? ZINDAGI KUCHAL KE RAKH DETI HAI TUM JAISO KO YAAR.

ok some hardcore 2000s k-soap editing happening here and taking me outta the moment.

iska naatak abhi tak khatam nahi hua.

SO VARDHAN KNOWS THAT SID IS SHASHANK'S KID???? WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT IS HAPPENING HERE???? WHY GO THIS COMPLICATED AND TWISTED ROUTE INSTEAD OF JUST EXPOSING THAT TRUTH TO EVERYONE????? SUCH CONTRIVED BS!!!!!!

GOD SIDDHANT, YOU FUCKING NEED THERAPY. THROWING YOUR WHOLEASS LIFE AWAY TO TRY AND PROTECT A RANDOM UNBORN CLUMP OF CELLS IS NOT THE WAY TO FUCKING DEAL WITH YOUR DADDY ISSUES.

THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED YOU GETTING ON YOUR KNEES IN FRONT OF HERRRRRRRRRR BUT YES, BEG. BEGGGGGGGGG FOR FORGIVENESS YOU FUCKING DUMBASSSSSSSSS.

bitch, uske tumpar chillane se kya haasil hona hai???? poori zindagi ujaad rakhi hai tuney apne iss Benevolent Bewakoofi™ se.

PHIR I LOVE YOU BOLA. A REAL PASSIONATE ONE THIS TIME. THIS GUY IS FUCKING TRYING TO KILL ME. OF FEELZ AND SADNESS. I'M LITERALLY SO SAD RIGHT NOW.

"i'll always love you.... main..."

FUCK THIS GUY IS REALLY TRYING TO FUCKING MURDER ME MAN.

"pehle toh main pyaar karti thi, ab aur karne lagi hoon. aur yeh pyaar zaroor badhega hi."

ASLKDJSALKDJASLDKJAJD LET THEM BEEEEEE TOGETHERRRRRRRRRRRR THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING UNFAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *SHAKES A FIST AT THE SKY*

"kya kamaal ki niraasha phaila rakhi hai tumne sanjivani mein. tumhare maa-baap ne tumhara naam galat rakh diya, haina dr. asha?"

ugh yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. first of all we have such few female characters here, mardon se bloody bhara pada hai show. upar se iss ek achche compelling female character ka poora ka poora satyanaaash kar diya. main kabhi maaf nahi karoongi writers ko.

blah blah zimmedaari waala gyaan aur amar prem ke vaade, while im just looking at the poor fit of namit's pants in the butt. someone tailor that shit for him. (or don’t. i find pancake butts on hot boys kinda adorable.)

"tumne usse nahi, uski achchaayi ne usse phasaaya."

badaaaaaaaaaaaaa hi kameena insaan hai tu vardhan. narak ki aag mein jalega. if ishani herself doesn't set you on fire in the sanjivani lobby first.

perhaps asha will do the honors? looks toh aise hi de rahi hai. all the best asha. that's one way you can redeem yourself in everyone’s eyes, sis.

"pehle toh main sirf aapse pyaar karti thi. ab hadh se zyaada izzat karti hoon."

lmao ishani admitting that she didn't have any khaas izzat for him earlier.

OUFF ISS PRIDE AUR PYAAR KA KYA HI KARNA HAI IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING CHUMMIS AND/OR ORGASMS OUT OF IT????? GODDDDDDDD. AB TOH ~~~PRIDE KE SAATH~~ APNA HAATH, JAGGANNATH HI HAI TUM DONO BEWAKOOFON KE LIYE, AGLE JANAM TAK.

fuck this episode is..... too much on me. i'm just hella glad that my period is over, or i would slip into a serious depressive episode over this.

but just..... LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT THE WAY HE CAN’T HELP REACHING OUT TO HOLD HER FACE, THEY BOTH KNOW IT’S INAPPROPRIATE AND ARE TRYING TO RESTRAIN THEMSELVES, BUT HE STILL CAN’T STOP TRYING TO PHYSICALLY COMFORT HER (BECAUSE TOUCH IS HIS LOVE LANGUAGE, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN.) AND HE CAN’T COZ HE SHOULDN’T AND HE’S DYING ON THE INSIDE BECAUSE OF IT.

I AM IN LEGIT PHYSICAL PAIN FROM SADNESS RIGHT NOW.

i wanna hate asha, but i can't. coz i can really empathize and understand the desperation with which she wants to hold on to her current life, against the forces of patriarchy trying to crush her free will so brutally .

ok maybe i hate her a little, if she'll listen to this fucker and actively make sid's life hard, moreso than what has already transpired.

MAN WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOD I NEED ISHANI AND ANJALI TO TEAM UP AND KICK THIS ASSHOLE'S ASSSSSSSSSSS FOR MESSING WITH THEIR LIVES AND THE LIVES OF THEIR DUDES (DAD/BROTHER/BOYFRIEND) SO BADLYYYYYYYYYYY

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tell me sidIsha ke andar ke detectives phir jaag uthenge and will resolve this bullllllllllllshit within next weeeeeek, COZ I HONESTLY HAVE AN ANXIETY TUMMY ACHE RN.

#sanjivani #sj lbs #episode liveblogs

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tellywoodtrash · 7 years

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ishqbaaz 04.09.17 lb

lmao the gloriousssssss swelling music and shivaay’s smile as he looks at the chawl waala ghar. let’s see how long this lasts. 🙄🙄🙄

pfffft, overconfidence AND cheesy. bhaari padne waala hai beta. bohut bhaari padne waala hai. 😌😌😌

this house is neither of your’s; it belongs to my son sahil. 😶😶😶

yupppp aaand he’s failed right as he stepped into the house. told you, you were gonna suck at this billu. 😙😙😙

standard complaint about lack of AC. 🙄🙄🙄

CACKLING AT BILLU TRYING TO GET THE FAN TO GO FASTER BY PHOONKING AND WAVING AT IT. 😂😂😂

his hair is already beginning to lose its height in the humidity. 😆😆😆

“kisko dhoond rahe hai? main idhar khadi hoon!”

ugh she’s soooo cute! 😍😍😍

this filmy fucker and his titanic waala pose. 🤐🤐🤐

isko toh bas bahaana chahiye chance maarne ke liye. so damn cheesy. 🙈🙈🙈

my favt. bit about this is her ear to ear grin. she’s sooooo happy. and if anika’s happy, i’m happy. 😇😇😇

rudra saying he’s the only one who’s ever experienced poverty in this family. i know he’s going to say incredibly enraging and am already debating whether to fwd. 😒😒😒

yup. he’s talking about how his pocket money of 25k is “chillar”. lord help me, i want to fucking climb into the screen and slap him. 😑😑😑

OMFG THE 25K IS PER WEEK. OK THAT’S IT, IMMA KICK HIS ASS. 😠😠😠

same, bhavya. fucking #same.

HAHAHAHAHA HE THINKS HER SALARY AS A GOVT EMPLOYEE IS ABOUT 60 to 70 LAKHS. OH MY GOD THE RICH ARE TRULY FUCKING CLUELESS AREN’T THEY????? 😂😂😂

yaaaas bhavya, challenge his privileged ass. 😠😠😠

“25,000 kya, 25 crore bolti” - in one week. sure, son. sure. what are you even qualified for again? oh that’s right, NOTHING. like, at least shivaay and om EARN their money based on skill and knowledge. 😒😒😒

pft, i want to see this little shit work his fingers to the bone to earn that 25k (maybe even fail.) like rudy boy i love you and all, but you a hella spoilt brat and could do with a serving of humble pie. 😡😡😡

meanwhile billu is faced with a challenge of just dal and chawal for the day. no fancy ass asparagus and cheeses and what not. 😊😊😊

LENTIL SOUP. RISOTTO. OMFG THIS PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE. MY GOD I HATE RICH PEOPLE SO MUCH. 😣😣😣

lollllllllllll he’s asking for the cooking range. and microwave. 🙄🙄🙄

he just called the stove “antique”. lord above.

“on karke toh dikhaaiye!” *snort*

god, he’ll probably blow up the damn house. 😬😬😬

back to rikara interrogating shady naukar.

why do they keep at it with this ridiculous candy trick when the fucking vfx are soooooooooooo badddddd???? 😣😣😣

CHUBBY’S BACK! hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii chubby! i missed you! 😄😄😄

lmaoooo chubby is serving up some realness about rudra’s absolute nithallapan in the way only BFFs can. 🤣🤣🤣

OH GOD HE’S GOING TO BECOME A PLUMBER. OBEROI MANSION KAB PAANI KE NEECHA GAYA, YEH POOCHO. 😟😟😟

meanwhile, what has this mister managed to make with just dal and chawal? 😶😶😶

he’s looking hella proud. hopefully this time it’s edible and not like the pav bhaji. please tell me he actually put haldi mirch etc and didn’t just avoid all that to make this “low sodium”. 😑😑😑

if the house has been bandh for this long, how has this ONE rose survived? is it the cursed rose from the beauty and the beast? 🙄🙄🙄

OH MY GOD HE’S PUTTING THE ROSE BETWEEN HIS TEETH HE’S TOO FUCKING CHEESY I FUCKING CANT 🙈🙈🙈🙈

oh thank god. insaano waala khaana banaya hai. 😌😌😌

he can’t even the handle the mirchi in his own cooking. what a naazuk billu. 🙀🙀🙀

he’s laughinggggg about how she threw pocheee waala paani at himmmmm when he came here the first second time! my god, what a changed man! 😧😧😧

haha, her cackling at how he tore his pants last janmashtami. what a cutieeeeeeeee. 😚😚😚

paanika paani phenkne se paani pilaane tak graduate ho gayi hai. waah, kya growth hai. 😊😊😊

pooooor khanna. naukri bhi toh rakhni hai usse. uske naam pe kya kya jhelna pad raha hai. ek shivaay kam tha, ki yeh idiot bhi sar pe chadhne laga? 😒😒😒

OMFG CHUBBY ACTUALLY HAS AN ELEPHANT (for ganesh chaturti???) SHAVED INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT HE COULDN’T GET AWESOMER…. 😯😯😯

yo wtf, is that their murtiiiii that’s just chillin’ back there, as if not stolen? 😶😶😶

ok uncleji here has a lot of past waale issues with oberois. dadaji oberoi toh abhi duniya mein bhi nahi rahe, why are you even holding on to this grudge? 😕😕😕

oufffff i don’t even wanna watch rudra’s nonsense. 😣😣😣

bhavya looks hella cute today. i like her outfit (on her.)

BHAVYA IS LITERALLY LIKE

HE DOESN’T HAVE EVEN HAVE TOOLS OR ANYTHING TO FIX THIS ISH. WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO, FIX IT WITH THE POWER OF HIS MIND???????? 😒😒😒

oh boy, apni chiraiyya is all up in arms. girl chill. 🤐🤐🤐

omkara is like dude, dadaji oberoi ne toh apni ticket kab ki kataa li. you can sort out your issues with him when you meet him in the parlok. gimme my murti please, coz my poor horny brother can’t get married without it.

when bae won’t stop trash-talking and getting in the face of dudes literally 6 times her size

“lekin TUMSE badhkar nahi.”

HAAAAAAAAAYE. MERA SWEETKARA. 😘😘😘

why won’t people let my poor sweet pacifist-kara live?? 😭😭😭

RUDRA LITERALLY TAKING ONE PIECE OF CLOTHING AT A TIME AS HE WALKS BACK AND FORTH FROM THE TAP, WHICH BTW, HAS NOW SPILLED ENOUGH WATER TO SOLVE THE MAHARASHTRA DROUGHT CRISIS. 😤😤😤

OMFG I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS STUPIDITY. FWDING.

omki must defeat sadde hue uncleji ka pottaaaa in kushti. please to make an appearance, balram!

LMAOOOOOOOOOO OM’S FACE. that’s a face screaming “oh shit oh shit oh shit. my sculptor waale guns are good enough for the chote-mote gunde of bareilly and mumbai. i can’t deal with actual pehelwan omg.”

this balram looks related to apna khanna, no? 🤔🤔🤔

GOD. NAAM KHOON KHAANDAAN KA VAASTA IDHAR BHI. HONESTLY OM, I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS. 😣😣😣

i need to know what eyeliner shrenu uses, and how it stays in place and doesn’t smudge even a little! 😧😧😧

why’s the POTTAAA calling his grandfather “TAUJI”? 😕😕😕

oh goddddddddd omkiiiiiiiiii, whyyyyyyyyyy????? BABY YOU’RE A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER. (esp. without the backup of your two brothers.) 😣😣😣

lmaooooooooooo dadiiiiii won’t believe that rudra repaired the tap. 😂😂😂

ek nalka kya theek kar diya aise itraa raha hai jaise nobel prize jeeta ho plumbing ke liye. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao “dekho dadi, baat aisi hai ki rishtedaari apni jagaah pe, professional cheez apni jagah. baat ghar ki hai toh chaliye, 10,000 dijiye.” 🤣🤣🤣

“dadi chalo aapas mein niptaa lete hai, bhavya ko beech mein mat lao.” “kyun na laaon? tuney toh loot machchaa rakhi hai, toh police ko beech mein laana hi padega.”

hahahaha loving dadi today 😆😆😆

can’t believe this idiot got more money for putting plumber’s tape on a leaky tap THAN BILLU GOT FOR THE WHOLE DAY. COME ON. AND THERE’S TWO OF THEM THERE. THE FUCK, DADI?!!? 😣😣😣

ok kinda sweet how he gave her his pehli kamaai. 😌😌😌

but omg i haaaaate their theme music and this weird zooming into their eyes nonsense so much. fuck this entire relationship. it gives me too much michmichiiiii. 🤢🤢🤢

lmaooo pooorrrrr tiny bulbul trying to push omkara, but he’s not even budging. it’s fucking adorable how tinyyyyyyy she issss. 😆😆😆

OUFF OMKI. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

oh great, these fuckers get this akad and tadi and sheer bullheadedness genetically from dadaji oberoi. 😒😒😒

shivaay trying to motivate himself to sleep. snort. 😆😆😆

ugh, anika’s tooo damn cute. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #tooGood #tooPure

“tumhe neeche sota hua dekh main upar kaise so sakta hoon?”

you were fine with it for the past half hour or so, lol. 🙄🙄🙄

idgi tho, she used to have a nice big four poster bed that sahil and she used to share? where’d that go??? 🤔🤔🤔

“aap bohut badal gaye hai.”

*happy sigh* 😍😍😍😍😍

lolllllllllll literal cold shower on billu as he gets his armaaan up. 😂😂😂

“raining inside the house!”

LMAO “IT’S CALLED RAIN WATER HARVESTING!!!!” YEAH OK BOO. 😆😆😆

ugh such cute. her smile lights up my damn life. 😍😍😍😍

oh no. andheraaaaaaa. 😣😣😣

ok the hug is awkward af. why does she have to bend to like, half his height and hug him like that?????? just hug normally???? 😟😟😟

he didn’t even do the standard candle adhering process of dripping the wax onto the surface and sticking the candle into it. pft. ameer ppl. used to having candle sticks and all. (vaddde log, vaddi vaddi baatein.) 😕😕😕

how did he suddenly grow taller? 😕😕😕

oooooh finally, backstory to the andhera ka darr.

oh my heart. she was regularly beaten in the dark when she was in the orphanage. i can’t. my baby. my precious girl. *holds her for all eternity* 😥😥😥😭😭😭😭😭

“shivaay singh oberoi suraj hai. aur jinke paas suraj hota hai, unhe andheron se darrne ki koi zaroorat nahi. main tumhari zindagi mein itni roshni bhar doonga ki andhere ke liye jagah nahi bachegi.”

i mean that’s nice and all, but you literally threw your relationship in the fire and burnt it all down after you promised her this the last time. so excuse me if i’m not awwwwwing over this heartfelt speech of yours. i have enough trust and abandonment issues for both anika and me to side eye you rn. 😑😑😑

omki’s taking out all his latent rage issues on that chor of a naukar.

OK I WANT YOU TWO TO BE DOING AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT TYPE OF “WRESTLING” IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 😏😏😏😏

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, LOOKS LIKE MY MAN READ MY MINDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😄😄😄😄😄

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