yeah yeah ethical feedism and whatever but what if you tied me up, blindfolded me, funnel fed me thousands of calories worth of shake then humiliated me, made me oink and beg to be fattened, stretch me out and ruin me then take off the blindfold to reveal you’ve been filming the whole time??
Then what if you used those videos to blackmail me into getting fattened beyond my desires and as leverage to change anything you wanted about me or force me to do degrading things???
I'm not just talking about getting " I've won the prize for biggest hog at the country fair while winning the pie eating contest " fat
Oh no, I've got much bigger plans for you
I need you to be " I moved to the fat farm to become a real farm animal, only there to swallow everything and get as fat as the floor will be able to handle while fearing the crane that supports me will break in half one day " level of fatness
If you think you're fat now, think again...
If you can still move your neck, you're not fat enough, good immobilized fatties don't move a single part of their body except for their greedy mouths
You will accept everything I want to put in your mouth, whether it's melted butter mixed in with weight gain shakes or pure lard so thick you'll feel your heart getting tighter after your first time swallowing with a whole bucket to make your gut so full, you'll think you would be ready to pop
If you think all the things you told me about wanting to be so big we'll need a wrecking crew to get your body out of our house by demolishing the wall and using a crane fit for industrial purposes didn't go to my head, you're wrong in so many ways
I'm greedy when it comes to the person I want to fatten up, you'll become so fat you won't even be a human being anymore, you'll become a true to word slobby blob, so much fat engulfing your body I'll use you as my bed
-No!!I left of my own free will.
-I do't believe.
-But it is so. And.. thanks for sending my clothes.
-It was Muriel's idea! I'd rather watch you walk this Road of Shame naked.
*the duck finally bites him*
An alternative version, you guessed it. Aziraphale was allowed to have as many earthly things as he needed. He immediately got a cactus named Crowley and a personal mug. And a personal spoon. And a personal tea jar. Perhaps he had become too individualistic for Heaven.
<<<current pins… a ravenous hunger has ripped open a cavern inside me today. “please love me” I whisper as I stare at all the things I love because of you.>>>
I NEED to talk about Astarion x Durge because, if you try to break up with him later in game, and tell him it's because you're scared you are going to kill him one day, the dialogue you can get? Absolutely amazing.
He sort of, lets out a breathe of relief, because it isn't that you don't love him or he did something wrong (he asks if he did something wrong to make you want to break up)- it's because you're worried about killing him. He goes on to tell you that while he is prone to embellishment, he meant it when he told you before that together, you'll find a way to help you. He reiterates it, to drive the point home. He is going to help you- to save you from the Urge. He says that he's learned during your time together/during the adventure thus far, that you can't let fear rule you, or else you will never really live.
Then he tells you, "I'm not afraid. Not of you, not of your darkness, and not of our future."
If you tell him that you could end both of you, he sort of hums, then says, "Cazador used his tortures to strike terror into me. But I've rarely been more afraid than on the night I feared Bhaal had claimed you for good." He says he trusts you won't kill him (then playfully says that, if you do, then he's just gotten sloppy and he probably had it coming.)
When you decide not to break up with him after he says this (by telling him he's sweet) he sounds SO relieved. He breathes out, and makes a joke, about how he is sweet- and beautiful, and no one says that enough. Then ends it with a heartfelt, "I'm not going anywhere."
This is all non-Ascended Astarion by the way. He is so in love with Tav. He cares SO much about them, is WORRIED about them, but not because of the idea they might kill him (he is not worried for himself-) he's worried of losing them. He says it blatantly when he says he has rarely been more afraid than the night he thought Bhaal took you for good; thought he lost you.
I am so unwell over this. Two people, with dark, haunted pasts, who want to be better (if you're playing the Durge that way) and they both want to help each other. And they aren't going anywhere. He's not afraid, not of you, not of the future with you. He loves you.