Tch, you're pretty good. But once I've memorized your attack pattern, we're making out sloppy style
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Soulsborne fans are the bravest forreal, they will be losing their minds over some bitch called “Hector of the Irritated Bowel” and then you look him up and he has two lines of dialogue and one very vague item description.
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this is my goodnight post
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I own a pyromancy flame for home defense, like the witches of izalith intended. Four invaders break into my castle. “What the devil?” As I grab my sage’s blindfold and fire orb. Burn a titanite chunk-sized hole in the first man. He’s dead on the spot. Cast my black flame on the second man. Misses him entirely cause the tracking sucks and nails the neighbours wolf. I have to resort to the chaos bed vestiges from the top of the ramparts. “Tally ho lads!” The flames shred two men in the blast. The aoe sets off traps in surrounding homes. Draw chaos dagger and charge the last terrified hollow cause I’m out of fp. He dies while trying to black crystal out cause the hit box is janked. Just as the witches intended.
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no one acknowledges how much dark souls protagonists have to wade through waist deep water like if I had to do that that much I would just fucking kill myself
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todays doodle is miss gwyndolin hey girl
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