Ruby: What Happened! Are you guys alright!?!?
Ren: ... No ... We coulsn't stop her ...
Ruby: Couldn't stop who?
Jaune: Nora ... She got into the Five hour energies ... She downed Five of them ...
Ruby: Where is she?
Ozcar *Thousand yard stare* The 25th hour of the day ...
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Nora: GIVE ME BACK MY FRIENDS YOU FUCKERS!
G.o.L: OW! FUCK OFF YOU DEMON!
G.o.D: *On a 'scroll'* HELP US!
Blacksmith: You did this to yourselves. Take Care of it Yourselves, or come visit. I cannot go to you.
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Jaune: I'm the Hunts-Man, you lunatic. Anyway, you guys got any 'shrooms?
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Bystander: Are you... An angel!?
Jaune: Yeah, sure, whatever... You got any ketamine?
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Jaune: I know you're here, Roman, you big fucking nerd. Where's my goddamn money?
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Grunt #1: Be careful, man. I hear Hunts-Man attacks with all sorts of random bullshit.
Grunt #2: Please. I got him dead to rights. Now to-
Jaune: *Throws something* Random bullshit GO!!!
Grunt #1: Damn you Hunts-Man!
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Jaune: I am the god of light. Hand over your wallet and your ketamine or Remnant is doomed.
Marrow: Fuck off, Hunts-Man. I'm not falling for that one again.
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Jaune: ... Why do I hear Eminem all of a sudden?
Hound: *Looming over him*
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Clover: Someone's hacking the system, but who? Hunts-Man!
Jaune: Where's my goddamn money!?
Harriet: No-one here owes you money, you drunk, crazy asshole. Roman isn't even on the Ace-Ops, so stop calling here.
Jaune: Wait... Roman isn't an Ace-Op?
Jaune: That lying fuck.
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Jaune: You know who I really want to fight? Junior.
Elm: Wait, the asparagus from VeggieTales? Or the crime lord?
Jaune: ... Yes.
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Jaune: Honestly? At this point, I don't even remember why Roman owes me money. But a guy's got to live by a code, you know?
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Vine: It's over, Hunts-Man! I have the high ground!
Jaune: Impossible. Do you even know how many drugs I'm on right now?
Vine: That's not what I-
Jaune: Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!
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Nora: Dammit, Jauney, let someone else have a turn for once!
Jaune: No! Ren is my homie... Only I get to give him a goodnight kiss!
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Jaune: Using my Marine Corps training, I can turn ANYTHING into a weapon! Even this rifle!
Watts: Uh, isn't a rifle already a weapon?
Jaune: *Snaps rifle in half and smacks him across the face* Semper Fi, bitch!
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Jaune: God of Darkness, you fucking nerd! Where's my... Uhhh what are you doing?
G.o.D: Don't let her get me. I didn't mean to look at those lewd hieroglyphics! Forget if gods can bleed. Can a god simp?!
Jaune: What the fuck are you talki-
G.o.D: *Grabs him* I was horny, Jaune Arc. And now, Salem is going to quantum bonk me!
Jaune: Who is going to what now??
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Roman: *Half dead inside of grimm* What? It's impossible. It can't be... A way out! And... the Hunts-Man!?
Jaune: That's right, bitch! Now where's my goddamn money? Don't make me come down there and waterboard you, shitheel.
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**MASTERLIST**
Title board by the fantabulous @mochie85!
After an accident reveals your secret ability to kill with a single touch, S.H.I.E.L.D. tracks you down, turning you over to Nick Fury to be locked away. Immediately considered a Level One Threat, not a single one of the Avengers will listen to your pleas, until Loki, your least likely advocate, strikes a deal: he will take you away to New Asgard for one year to mentor you in the ways of magic, both dark and light. If you can pass a test at the end of said year, you win your freedom. If not, you may be deemed too dangerous to live.
With your life in the hands of the God of Mischief, you are forced to confront the mysterious pull of your morbid gift...as well as the even more mysterious pull you begin to feel towards your mentor, a being with his own demons to confront.
Pairing: Soft!Dom!Loki x F!Reader
Content Warnings: smut, extensive mentions of death, euthanasia, and death-related philosophy, some dark content (though the characters won't be), exile, moodiness, smut, kinks of various flavors (look for specific chapter warnings), trauma and mental illness, reader is a captive, reader has a body count
Based on THIS ONE SHOT
Prologue: Last Christmas
Lesson One
Lesson Two
Lesson Three
Lesson Four
Lesson Five
Lesson Six
Lesson Seven
Lesson Eight
Lesson Nine
Lesson Ten
Lesson Eleven
Lesson Twelve
Lesson Thirteen
Lesson Fourteen
Lesson Fifteen
Lesson Sixteen
Lesson Seventeen
Lesson Eighteen
Lesson Nineteen
Lesson Twenty
The Final Test
Epilogue: Next Christmas
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Hey guys, welcome to my fluffy blog! You might have seen my yandere literature blog, @forbidden-sunlight! I hope you will enjoy your time here with a cup of tea and your favorite treat!
If you would like to read my yandere content, I will leave the link to it here.
Chainsaw Man
Morning glory [aki hayakawa x gn!reader]
The Sunless Sands [aki hayakawa x fem!reader]
Record of Ragnarok
A Brilliant Color from A Voiceless Volundr [jack the ripper x nezuko!reader]
Buddha headcanons with Yoriichi Tsugikuni!fem!reader
Buddha with Lady Tamayo!reader [request]
Ares with Haganezuka!fem!reader [request]
Qin Shi Huang headcanons with Yoriichi Tsugikuni!fem!reader
Buddha headcanons with Muichiro!fem!reader
Jack the Ripper platonic headcanons with Muichiro!fem!reader
Hades with Kanae Kocho!reader [request]
Chen Gong headcanons with fem!Tanjiro reader
Sasaki Kojiro with Mitsuri!reader [request]
Raiden Taeemon with Mitsuri!reader [100+ follower milestone special]
Hades with gender-neutral!Muichiro!reader headcanons
Rudra headcanons with Tanjiro!fem!reader
Giyuu!fem!reader headcanons with Leonidas and Buddha
Buddha with fem!giyuu!reader scenario
Anubis with fem!giyuu!reader scenario
Omniscient Reader鈥檚 Viewpoint
Kim Dokja headcanons with a fem!reader who is a writer
Kimetsu no Yaiba aka Demon Slayer
Hotaru Haganezuka headcanons with Chise!reader
part one
part two
part three
Bastard!! Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy!
Dark Schneider with Shinobu!reader headcanons
part one
part two
Dark Schneider with Shinobu!reader scenario
The Amazing Digital Circus
Jax and tired!fem!reader scenario
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime
Rimuru Tempest with fem!Tanjiro!reader headcanons
Hazbin Hotel
Husk with gender-neutral!reader headcanons
Alastor with gender-neutral!reader Christmas scenario
Platonic Angel Dust with Violet Evergarden!reader fluff scenario
Lucifer Morningstar with Violet Evergarden!reader scenario
Husk with Violet Evergarden!reader scenario
Lucifer Morningstar with Violet Evergarden!reader scenario in honor of Valentine鈥檚 Day
Alastor with Violet Evergarden!reader scenario: daily routine
Helluva Boss
Stolas Goetia with sinner!reader scenario
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