#date specific

[true-bean]

Happy “Dave Matthew’s band dumping 800 pounds of human waste onto a sightseeing boat” day

#dave matthews band #welcome to the shitshow #date specific

[fullofbees]

Fanon pet peeve is when u see a man that is a submissive and breedable brat but everyone writes him as a sadistic daddy dom. I'm so sorry king u deserve better and as many fingers as u want in ur ass 😔

#obviously you are allowed to write and draw whatever you want #but i want to see that man whimpering and crying #love the malewives #now as for the characters that specifically inspired this post: #idia shroud #twst idia #malleus draconia #twst malleus #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #obey me simeon #ASTARION #bg3 astarion #astarion bg3 #twisted wonderland #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

[rooolt]

but also can we talk about how seemingly none of the other bad kids know how big of a deal baron was for riz. Like they know he kidnapped him and they fought them, but did “a very private boy” riz gukgak ever tell them about his experience in the nightmare forest? Did he ever explain the extent of his insecurities that baron represents? Do they know that baron is a manifestation of what riz in sophomore year believed to be too different about himself that he needed to like about it? DO THEY KNOW?!!?!!??

#Bc they (Fabian) are always making jokes about riz #And dating baron and kalina specifically and I don’t think they would if they knew #Anyways Brian Murphy will look directly into the camera next episode and say the words “riz gukgak is aromantic and asexual” #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #riz gukgak

[clouvu]

Save me french yuri... Save me

#genshin impact #arledrone #sandrone #arlecchino #haha remember when we all thought that sandrone and arlecchino would both show up in fontaine and be gay together? #good times.... good times #jk i'm ready to end it all actually #I KNOW WE HAVE LIKE ONE LAST MAJOR FRENCH PATCH BEFORE NATLAN BUT IVE JUST ABOUT LOST ALL HOPE #the way that literally every wlw arle pairing got fed so well following arle's drip marketing EXCEPT for arledrn... hate it here so bad #anyways shipping aside HOW is it possible that the frenchiest of french harbingers with heavy ties to machinery #and like two major world quests tied to specifically to her lore and is even MENTIONED of being present in fontaine #also being one of the first harbingers ever mentioned dating back all the way to the description of chode's teaser trailer #just???? doesnt show up?????? #Sandy enjoyers are stronger than any us marine because my GOD are we struggling out here #anyways ignore the fact that I completely forgot to draw sandy's wind up key it was hard drawing through the tears #(actually it was cause i half-assed this doodle but we dont talk about that)

[guinevereslancelot]

#i love date specific memes #tumblr meme calendar #boston molasses flood anniversary #the great molasses flood #boston molasses disaster #this has been a shitpost #humor #history memes #this day in history #1k #i meme but what an awful way to die #they say on a warm day youbcan still smell the molasses which i question #however molasses smell is sooo disgusting to me #i love gingerbread but rarely make it bc the smell is so bad at first

[kagoutiss]

pelican town, ‘72

#stardew valley #stardew valley spoilers #sdv #sdv spoilers #grandpa #mister qi #mr. qi #idk how dates work in stardew universe im just bullshittin #i love qi’s huge fucking eyebrows you dont notice them at first but theyre there #(gives our collective grandpa a ponytail) i think he had one. whatever #’why isnt mister qi blue’ my hc is he is blue from long-term iridium supplementation #and was originally just a regular person #but also it’s nice to see ur fav be like a normal human color #if u read tag essays tho consider this: #qi discovers secret to immortality (consuming iridium in a specific manner) #wants to share discovery with his farmer (player’s grandpa) and in that way. they will have all the time in the world to build #a perfect farming/business empire whose legacy will last forever and ever and theyll be 2gether forever #but it turns out. like a lot of normal people would. his farmer does not want to live forever #and obv he doesn’t #in an attempt to try not to ever lose the thing that means more to him than anything else in the world. qi inadvertantly ensures he will #because his farmer is dead. and he’s going to live forever #but. it’s kind of ok. because he has infinite money and was able to figure out how to talk to his dead bf #and now YOU help them fulfill their joint goal of making the farm’s legacy last forever #smile. heart #sobbing

[amphibianaday]

day 1421

#uh just a heads up if you expand the tags to see all there's. a lot. very long #amphibian #frog #poison dart frog #based on my most popular frog to date (day 651) #inspired by everyone pointing out what they think it looks like #here's a fun secret fact the original guy is actually a phantasmal poison dart frog (Epipedobates tricolor) #(according to the original artists title of the drawing) #not Anthony's poison arrow frog (Epipedobates anthonyi) #i feel too awkward to really point it out though because they look the exact same. i cannot tell if there is a difference #im half convinced the same frog was just discovered and named twice #its very curious btw if you go on the (english) wikipedia page for either species it doesn't mention the other #while hereptiles.info (no idea if this is a trustworthy site) lists both names as common names for the same frog (incorrectly??) #while inaturalist lists them as two different frogs. curiously with tricolor having wayyyyy fewer photos #ok anyway that's my rant i went on a whole journey trying to figure out if these are the same frog or not and i have no answer #i did some more 'research' and i am more confused. some sources seem to imply they are now considered the same species ( e. tricolor) #i think my conclusion is i am willing to agree the drawing looks more like e. anthonyi. it seems like tricolor is generally less vibrant re #and the white is darker and more green? #i feel like thumblr should stop me from typing more in the tags at this point this is a whole essay #at this point i am failry convinced this is specifically the Santa Isabel frog. isthat the real subspecies or morph or whatever #or just the name pet sites are using to sell it?? #i even found some sources (frog selling websites) refering to it as “Epipedobates Anthonyi 'Santa Isabel' Phantasmal Poison Dart Frog” lol #Anyways if you read this far hi. species are confusing. i am not a frog scientist #the first few tags are like an hour old now i just kept trying to figure it out and adding more tags

[sanctus-ingenium]

the sun eater

buy a print here ☀

#such a specific goal in mind for this.. like u know video game cover art from the 90s... like that #things looking so dated #setting: mez #mech design #green lion #medieval armor

[onemoore]

Columbus Day: How is This Still a Thing?

#don't know why i suddenly remembered this #columbus day #last week tonight #date specific #Youtube

[aroace-cat-lady]

Okay but like you don't get it. Unless you really do.

Issac wanting to believe in romance. Issac reading romance books nonstop. Issac not knowing how he feels toward James. Issac feeling out at parties cuz everyone is making out. Issac's hurt eyes when everyone runs down the hallway with their partner and the way his eyes shine when Tara looks after him. Issac's voice when he asks James if he has a crush on him. Issac running away when James kissed him. Issac's one tear right after that. Issac losing it with his friends cuz everyone has romantic expectations about him. Issac admiring the aroace piece and connecting with it without knowing what it means. Issac holding that book against his chest as if his life depended on it.

Just. You don't get it. Unless you really do.

#heartstopper #issac henderson #issac heartstopper #heartstopper s2 #heartstopper season 2 #heartstopper show #heartstopper spoilers #as someone who got set up so a guy could ask me to date him and then proceeded to have a meltdown that lasted months after that. #i get it #he was talking to me specifically

[sandeewithtwoe]

Happy Valentines Day! Ink is asking Broomie on a date

Ink belongs to comyet/myebi

(Version without bubble text below cut)

#art #utmv #ink sans #ink x broomie #they got married the same night #everyone was invited #Reaper was the pastor #ink probably ate his ring #his dads were confused but very proud also #i still think is ink is aroace #but specifically cupioromantic and asexual #dating Broomie was supposed to be a joke but then he took a step further and married it

[y-rhywbeth2]

Passing thought: Technically, as a vampire spawn, Astarion should have the spider climb ability. One could explain that as the tadpole repressing it, he notes that it's shut down his regenerative abilities in a banter with Shadowheart.

But if you let him ascend he talks about it in his hubristic rants like it's something new and special. So he doesn't know that he should already be able to do this as a spawn.

One answer is that Larian just decided that spawn don't have that ability in their game, but another answer - fitting DnD canon - is that Cazador didn't tell him about it. Many vampires teach their spawn lies and don't teach them full extent of their abilities to keep them weak and afraid of retaliating to reduce the chances of them overthrowing them.

(I also have a mental image of him discovering this over the events of the game and he has an enraged freak out as he realises he's always had more power than he realised and that Cazador tricked him out of. (Somebody should maybe get this guy a copy of the Libris Mortis. Like, "here's a manual on your condition and similar ones, because we can't trust whatever your shitbag abuser told you."))

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #the libris mortis was a sourcebook on the undead fyi #3.5e but still worthwhile #it has vampire sunscreen #Van Richten's Guide to Vampires would be more vampire specific but it's too out of date on lore

[adharastarlight]

Pandora: when did you fall in love with Reg?

James: last spring

Dorcas: when did you fall in love with Potter?

Reg: *without looking up from his book* 3rd of October, 2.53 am.

Pandora: ...thats so specific

Reg: it was that really cold night and he put socks on my feet when he thought i was asleep

Pandora and Dorcas: awwwww

#reg remembered specific dates and you cant even tell me im wrong bc im not #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #regulus arcturus black #james fleamont potter #pandora lovegood #dorcas meadowes #dead gay wizards #slytherin skittles #sunseeker #starchaser #sirius black #james x regulus #remus lupin #wolfstar

[pseudophan]

do you think their followers ever wanted to beat them with hammers

#the date i cant #i was looking for something specific but ive fully forgotten what it was im just browsing for fun now #i feel like some of these i haven't seen in aaaages #phan

[kiisaes]

so me and a friend have joked about todd ingram of scott pilgrim fame just being vegan bakugou katsuki (with the blond hair and black skull tshirt and black pants) back in like 2021 or so. and this joke didn't really go anywhere bc it was 2021 and there were no new scott pilgrim things coming out and who cares about what i think. but now i can say it again and say it again with confidence bc

that just looks like him

also he's gay

#had one fruity ass kiss with a man. felt sparks. hasn't felt sparks towards anyone else he dated. #got a tattoo specifically of the man he made out with/had sex with. dude. my brother is gay #and also gay for fruity ass men come ONNNN #i wish todd and wallace happiness in the future (they will never date) (todd's heart shattered into a million pieces) #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #spto #todd ingram #bakugou katsuki #(mentioned) #spto spoilers #shitpost #becki rambles about stuff

[searift]

Hope everyone had a very Friday the 13th

#watch me never post date specific art in time #scream 1996 #billy loomis #stu macher #scream #draws #fanart #slasher