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lastresortsports · 2 years

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OnlyFans vs LIV Golf: More Similar Than You Think

In the year 2022 there are two ways to get rich while also being hated and loved all at the same time. Those two ways are either creating an OnlyFans account or being a professional golfer going the LIV Golf Tour.

The haters of both are a plenty. For OnlyFans you will be criticized for getting paid to show off your body and making money behind a paywall. Whether it’s a teacher, nurse, or mom they are leaving their careers of working long hours dealing with ungrateful kids and patients to get what was once their annual salaries in less than a month. Some would say that they’re leaving a rewarding career helping others to get a quick buck and help a basement dweller get a hard on. For LIV Golf you are leaving the PGA Tour that’s had decades of history to get tens to hundreds of millions of dollars just to ignore a few murders and a possible 9/11 connection. There also may be a few human rights violations hidden within the Saudi Government but the golfers only have to play 54 holes instead of 72 which they will count as a win.

The reason this came up with from a tweet from pornstar Kendra Lust.

In case you missed it LIV Golf is currently trying to reward its players with OWGR points for its events. OWGR stands for Official World Golf Rankings and is used for the golfers to be able to get in Major championships. LIV Golf does not get any points for its events which is hurting its golfers world rank and also being able to play in future Major tournaments. You may be asking how does this relate to OnlyFans and pornstars. Well the moment I saw this I was wondering if OnlyFans gives out points for these pornstars official rankings. As we speak Kendra Lust is currently at a Pornhub ranking of #26. With this new platform are we going to see her rankings decline just like the LIV Golfers? Also will these “amateurs” as she calls them start jumping into the top spots?

I think both groups will admit that they will take the money over any ranking but at what point are they going to be looking at their legacy. Some of the best to ever do it thought about this as well. Tiger Woods reportedly turned down over $700 million to keep his legacy in the PGA Tour strong. This is after he got caught pissing on Perkins waitresses. Lana Rhoades the #1 pornstar on Pornhub left OnlyFans to go to Playboy while also taking a load from Blake Griffin and having a son who is bound to be a future Hall of Famer in whatever he chooses.

I also say this as someone who is banking on a 20 leg parlay to hit or having winning lottery tickets since I can’t golf well enough to join LIV or have the female anatomy to make an OnlyFans and get rich. But that’s why we dream. Dustin Johnson went from doing lines of coke off of strippers during the John Deere Classic to marrying Paulina Gretzky and having his father in law be The Great One. Corinna Kopf went from hometown friends with David Dobrik to being a Hooters waitress and a member of the Vlog Squad. Now DJ is making $125 million just to show up to the course and Corinna is getting $600k-$2 million a month to flash like she’s at Mardi Gras. Look at them now flying on private jets living the best life!

All this being said OnlyFans and LIV Golf would be a great partnership because they are so similar. Both have a bliss and future me problems vibe going for them: your future kids will probably be coming across your nudes and another potential murder by the Saudis. But LIV Golf would finally have a partner to broadcast their tournaments and the models would be making so much money on all these desperate princes. The whole Saudi’s lack of women’s rights might be a bit of an issue for them to agree to terms but if both of these groups has told us anything money talks. Put me at the negotiating table with them and I’ll be like Jerry Maguire or Ari Gold.

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derpysith · 3 years

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The beautiful goddesses Amanda Cerny

#amandacerny #gorgeous #beautiful #goddesses #corinna kopf #madison beer #natalie noel #natalina noel #david dobrik #vlog squad

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vinniehackersgoodlittleslut · 3 years

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David Dobrik [01]

"Y/n, wait stay here with me!" Kristen said as Y/n got up.

Y/n was currently at Davids house, which for some reason everyone was there tonight. Everyone was just sitting in the living room as they all caught up since Y/n just came back last night from Hawaii. Y/n stayed there for almost two weeks.

"Did you see any cute dudes?" Trisha asked. Jason nudged her side as the words left her mouth.

"All the guys there were way too into themselves." Y/n said which caused them to let out a laugh.

David was filming for his vlog, he had to upload his for his Friday vlog.

"I literally have nothing for tomorrows vlog, just funny clips of Nick and a couple with Josh." David said

David turned off his camera for the first time tonight, "I need clickbait, so any ideas I could use?" David questioned looking at all of them.

"Why don't you and y/n kiss?" Kristen questioned.

Y/n's eyes widened at Kristen as she looked at her best friend smirking. Y/n would be lying if she said that she didn't want to kiss him. Truth be told Y/n's liked David for a long time. She has since she met him three years ago when she first moved to Los Angelos.

"I'm down if you're down?" David asked.

Y/n hesitantly nodded her head. Y/n wanted it to happen but she didn't want to seem desperate.

David handed Scott his camera and told him to start recording. As he saw the red dot appear on the camera he looked at Y/n and let out a nervous laugh. He moved his face towards Y/n's . She grabbed the sides of David's face. As David's lips hit her's Y/n instantly felt fireworks. His soft lips worked against her's. His hand slowly made its way to her face. soon enough he cupped her face in his hands. Y/n broke away from the kiss and stood back. Y/n heard the screams from everyone and a high-pitched scream from Zane.

David and Y/n both laughed at Zane's reaction.

Everyone had left awhile ago. David was on his bed editing and Y/n was looking at my phone in the love Sack, she was also watching David fall asleep while editing, "Dave I'm bored." Y/n said getting up from the love sack.

"What do you have in mind?" David asked while still looking at his laptop screen.

"Let's play truth or dare!" Y/n exclaimed while jumping next to him on the bed.

"What are we? middle schoolers?" David asked.

"Do you have anything better to do?" Y/n asked him.

"Whatever." He replied

"Truth or dare?" Y/n questioned.

"Truth," David said.

"Boring but okay, on a scale from one to ten how great of a kisser am I?" Y/n asked him.

"Eleven," David said.

He looked up at Y/n and smirked, "Truth or dare y/n." David said.

"Dare." Y/n instantly replied.

"I dare you to kiss me again." Dave said.

David saved his work, he closed his laptop and sat it on the floor by the bed.

"Kiss me Dobrik," Y/n said to him.

He leaned down and kissed her lips harshly. David held her hands above her head with only one of his hands. His other hand was roaming up and down Y/n's sides. His lips ran down to her neck and left a sloppy kiss on her a weet spot. David then kissed up her neck to her ear and nibbled. Teasing y/n by blowing air into my sensitive ear, "I want you y/n." David said.

"Then come and get me." y/n said.

David had gotten in between her legs. He ran his hands up her thighs to the button of her shorts. He moved down leaving kisses just above her shorts line. He swiftly unbuttoned Y/n's shorts and tore them down her body. He threw them somewhere in the room. He lifted his hands and grazed over her clothed heat causing Y/n to arch her back.

"What do you want baby?" David asked in a cocky tone.

"You want my tongue?" David taunted.

Y/n moved her head up and down quickly as she wanted his hands back on her. David smirked and then cupped y/n's breasts in her shirt then sliding his hands down her sides hooking his fingers onto her underwear sliding it down her legs letting Y/n's bottom half exposed to David.

David threw them somewhere in the room and went back to his position between Y/n's legs. He looked at her and smirked, he lowered his head into her heat still locking eyes with Y/n. He flicked his tongue on her clit several times causing y/n's head to fall back in pleasure. He continued this movement until Y/n started to buck her hips up to his mouth then he slid his tongue down to her entrance. He moved his tongue in and out of her entrance. David took his tongue out and continued to suck on her clit.

David took a finger and slide it in her entrance. Y/n had thrown her head back onto the pillow in pleasure.

"F-Fuck David, I want you right now." Y/n moaned.

David stopped what he was doing altogether and looked at Y/n and smiled. He got up and moved his pants down enough to see his print. He grabbed her ankles and moved her down where he was on the bed. He didn't waste any more time as he quickly entered her. Y/n gasped as he did it so unexpectedly.

"Fuck you feel so good." David said thrusting faster.

David nuzzled his head into Y/n's neck letting his hot breath fan on her neck, causing Y/n's breath to hitch. He left little kisses up to her neck and blew hot air into her ear. A moan escaped Y/n's mouth. David's thrusts are getting harder knowing he's about to come undone.

"Does it feel good?" David asked.

"Yes," Y/n said clutching onto his shoulders and he kept thrusting.

David just kept going and he finally hit a spot that made Y/n scream out in pleasure, "Right there." Y/n moaned.

David kept going and Y/n orgasmed but David still didn't slow down, "Are you almost there?" Y/n asked.

"F-Fuck, almost," David said.

His thrusts kept getting sloppier and he finally came.

"Told you I was a good kisser." Y/n said causing the both of them to laugh.

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isthisthingeven0n · 3 years

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the list : d.d

brief summary: you grew up with david, and he always wanted there to be more than just friendship between you both. however, now adults and david is dating someone else, you coming back into his life causes him to have doubts about what he wants. (1.8k)

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“Are you sure you don’t want anything?” You call out as you gather your things in the kitchen, your back turned to the guys as David sighs quietly to himself.

Ilya can’t help but roll his eyes at David’s lovesick expression that remains plastered across his face whenever you’re around. “Dave,” Ilya slaps his chest, causing David to snap out of his trance.

“No!” David blurts out, and you turn around quickly.

“Okay,” You nervously chuckle, thinking nothing of it as you head towards the front door. “I’ll see you later.”

With that, you close the door behind you, and David groans loudly as he buries his face into his hands whilst Ilya and Zane share a knowing look.

“Dude, you gotta get it together.” Ilya states as David shakes his head in his hands. “It’s only Y/n, we’ve known her since High School.”

“That’s the problem,” David mumbles. “it’s Y/n.”

It was true, David had known you for many years but for at least half of them he was sort of (most definitely) in love with you whilst you remained oblivious to it. He grew up alongside you as you had boyfriends, was the shoulder for you to cry on after a breakup and one of your best friends. Yet, David always wished he could’ve been something more.

There had been moments between you both, flickers of something more than just friendship, but nothing came of them.

Yet, David had moved on and was happy. At least, he thinks he’s happy until you walk into any room he’s in with your bright smile and joyful laughter; before he realises David’s back in High school, pining after his best friend.

“Look, David, you have a girlfriend.” Zane states, knowing Taylor is out of town currently. “You can’t be drooling over Y/n like this.”

“I know, I just,” David sighs as he thinks of you, knowing he should think of Taylor in that way. “whenever she’s around I just forget any other girl exists, and I just want to be with her.”

Ilya rolls his eyes once more. “God you need help.” He mutters as he rises to his feet, clapping his hands together as both David and Zane look up.

“What are you talking about?” Natalie speaks up as she walks through into the open space with Todd by her side.

“About David and Y/n.” Zane motions to David who simply shrugs his shoulders meekly at Natalie’s raised brow.

“She finally tell you then?” Todd smiles brightly, unaware of Natalie’s eyes widening. “Why’re you all looking at me like that?” Todd asks as wide eyes stare at him from across the room. “Oh no.” He mutters.

“Oh no is right.” Natalie remarks.

“Y/n likes David?” Ilya asks, sounding astounded by the idea as he looks over at David and back to Natalie. “You sure?”

Natalie sighs before nodding. “She has for a while now,” Natalie starts, and David falls back down into the sofa, his mind dazing over in shock as Natalie continues. “but then David started dating Taylor, so she felt like her chance was gone.”

“Okay,” Ilya begins pacing around the room. “so, Y/n likes David, David likes Y/n, but David also likes Taylor.”

“Thank you Captain Obvious.” Natalie mutters. “Look, David, you gotta sort this.”

“But how?” David asks weakly as he looks around at his friends before Ilya’s face lights up.

“I’ve got an idea.” Ilya smirks as he rushes out of the room, returning with the portable whiteboard. “We make a pros and cons list.” He suggests, ignoring Natalie shaking her head.

“Ilya, that is a terrible idea.” She tells him, but Ilya chalks it up on the board instead.

“Actually, it might not be that bad.” David comments, now standing up as he approaches the whiteboard and twiddles the pen in his fingertips as he eyes the pros and cons list. “If I can think of more cons, then I’ll know she isn’t right for me and Taylor is.”

“Your logic is so fucked.” Todd looks down to Natalie who remains silent, hoping that something will come of this for everyone’s sake.

Exhaling deeply, David stands back as he admires the board completely covered in the pros and cons of possibly dating you. “I never realised there could be so many.” David half laughs, now feeling more conflicted than ever before.

“Yeah, this is way harder than I anticipated.” Ilya comments, resting his hands on his hips. “Anyway, wanna order food?”

David nods as he walks out from the room, going to grab his phone whilst Ilya heads into the bathroom.

Both remain unaware as the front door opens, and you walk in with bags in hand. “God, it was crazy out there.” You huff, placing the bags on the kitchen counter. “Even though you said you didn’t want anything, I got you guys Starbucks!” You call out, picking up your drink as you notice the whiteboard out and covered in writing.

You can’t help but be intrigued by the board, and as you read over it, your heart drops. The board is about you, your pros and cons in David’s eyes.

“Y/n,” Ilya speaks up softly, emerging from the bathroom as he sees you standing there, trying to force back tears in your eyes as you remain still, gaze fixated on the board. “I can explain, we can explain.” Ilya starts, but you hold your hand up, silencing him.

“Ilya, I ordered pizza from-” David’s voice becomes closer until he’s stood metres from you and his smile drops instantly. “Shit.” He mutters. “Y/n, I, you weren’t supposed to see this.”

A light scoff leaves your lips as you step backwards, glaring to David. “Gee, I wonder why.” You retort. “You’re unbelievable David.” Your voice softens as you turn around, grabbing your bags from the counter and leave without saying another word, too afraid of your own voice and what will be said.

“Fuck!” David yells, gripping his hair in his fists as he groans loudly. “How could you do this to me, Ilya?!” David shifts the blame to Ilya who stares, utterly dumbfounded.

“I wasn’t the one who wrote the fucking list, David.” Ilya reminds David. “You gotta talk to her, man.”

“I,” David starts, but Ilya stops him.

“No, I mean right now.” Ilya states firmly, pointing to the front door. “Go, you idiot!”

Without needing to be told a third time, David jogs over to his front door, opening it and thankfully, you’re still loading your shopping back into the car as you wipe your eyes repeatedly.

“What, David? You wanna tell me about my pros and cons?” You speak up, slamming your boot shut as you near your car door.

“No, I, I wanna explain, as it wasn’t fair you saw that. It wasn’t something you should ever have seen really.” David begins to try and explain, but seeing you so upset, it causes his mind to fall apart. “Y/n, I, I know we’ve always been friends, and I’ve always cared about you- which you knew already.”

“Thought I did.” You mumble to yourself, causing your heart to ache even more.

“But I gave up the possibility of us ever being together a while ago, and then I met Taylor.” David tries to sound happy about his relationship, that it’s a good thing that he moved on. “Before I knew it I was swept up in this new relationship, and then you came back from your trip, and my feelings kinda dug themselves back up and you’re all I can think about.” He half laughs, realising how ridiculous it all sounds.

“David, don’t, please.” You tell him, now opening your car door as you lean against it, but David simply steps closer.

“Y/n, I can’t help how I feel about you, and I know you feel the same.” A nervous smile crosses his lips as you stare blankly at him. “Todd told us, and that’s kinda what caused all this. We were trying to figure a way of trying to decide if we should date, and it was so fucking dumb as I already know you, and I know you’re close enough to perfect.” David laughs light-heartedly. “And I’m so sorry I hurt you Y/n, just please, give me a chance?”

Silence falls between you both as you remain lost in thought. And then, you break it as you exhale quietly. “You’ve got Taylor, David. I can’t do that to her.” You force a small smile, ignoring the tears that fall down your cheeks. “Maybe we just weren’t to ever be.” You chuckle, forcing back pain in your voice as you climb into your car.

“Taylor broke up with me.” David blurts out, just as you’re about to close your car door.

“What?” You ask, staring up at him as he stands in front of your door.

Lowering his gaze, David tries to keep himself composed. “She broke up with me before she left. She knew something wasn’t right between us and didn’t want it to carry on and get messy.”

“Why didn’t you tell anyone?” You can’t help but ponder over why he never spoke up, listening along with stories as you all sat together in his house and would leave to speak with her. “Why didn’t you tell me?”

“Because all I want to do is kiss you, Y/n.” David admits. “I want to be there with you in the mornings, make breakfast or try to at least. Sing shitty songs in the car and film dumb TikTok's together. I just wanna be beside you, and finally, let myself love you after all these years.” David confesses, feeling a weight lifting off his heart as he finally looks at you, seeing you focusing back at him.

“Wow.” You breathe out, now rising to your feet as you move past your car door, closing it as you stand in front of David. “You actually love me?”

David laughs quietly. “I think I always have, weird right?”

“Super weird.” You chuckle. “But kinda cool, cause I think I’ve always loved you too.”

“Oh,” David stumbles over his thoughts, as you lift your hand up, resting it on his shoulder. “that’s pretty cool. So er, what now?” He asks.

Running your hand along his shoulder, you move your fingers across to the back of his neck. “This is usually the part where you kiss me.” You mutter, smiling shyly to him as he nods.

“I think I can do that.” He whispers before resting his arm around your waist, tugging you closer into his embrace as his lips ghost yours. “I love you.” He breathes out as his lips part.

“I love you too.” You mumble back, finally allowing yourself to open up after all these years, never thinking dreams could come true.

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looneyformooney · 3 years

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Bottom line: I’m sor. If you like this apology, and you believe it, please check out my other apology videos.

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gpiggy98 · 2 years

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His smile is so adorable

#david dobrik #vlog squad

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freakshows199 · 3 years

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I’m sick of this whole cancel culture bullshit

Everything is bad you can’t be a fan of this person or that person without offending someone and it sucks

I can’t watch david dobrik anymore because people canceled him, can’t enjoy fnaf anymore cause apparently Scott supports trump, can’t listen to panic! Anymore cause Brendon said rude things, I’m sick of it those people and things were my comfort people, games and music and personally I’m gonna enjoy stuff like no one said anything bad and I’m gonna block everyone one who disagrees they can fuck them selves

I’m tired of it fnaf was my solice in middle school, panic! Helped me a lot when my parents argue and David and the vlog squad were my best friend when I dropped out that was the closest thing to a friend I had at that time

Fuck you (the cancel culture people) these are my comfort things and you can’t take them from me

I don’t care what things you deem that they’ve done these are my comfort people

I will proudly blast panic and watch David dobrik and play fnaf

Me watching the vlog squad this is my family it’s fucked up and weird but it’s my family and you can pry it from my cold dead hands

I’m tired of it, I realize that they’ve done some shady shit but that was the closest thing to friends I had at the time, they helped me to love and accept myself and the reason I got through a hard time,

Fnaf was a comfort game and still is I don’t give a damn what Scott’s political affiliation is that’s beside the point, no I don’t support brendons actions but he provides me comfort with his music

If you are upset with me I understand..

These people and things have provided me comfort and ironically enough bettered me as a person even though they turned out kinda shitty. I will post and reblog old David content and vlog squad stuff and if you hate on me or post hateful stuff I will filter the tags and block you simple as that.

#cancel culture can suck my dick and die #I’m tired of everyone taking from me #mind your own damn business #david dobrik #the vlog squad #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #panic! at the disco #comfort people #comfort games #comfort music

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livylove151 · 4 years

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Life Choices (David Dobrik)

Request: Can you write one where David's dating an older girl and she has a child from a previous relationship, Natalie and Erin judge her for it and question her intentions and David defends her.

Your POV

Being a single mother was already hard enough especially since the father of your child was no longer apart of you or your baby’s life. So when you started dating YouTube sensation, David Dobrik, you knew there were going to be a few challenges. You told him you’d love to be apart of his vlogs but to keep your child out of the vlogs until you felt comfortable enough.

All his friends adored you and your baby girl (Y/D/N). Well almost everyone. For some reason David’s assistant, Natalie, and one of his friends Erin doesn’t approve of the life you had. You could kind of tell when you first introduced your daughter to the group. They were the only ones who didn’t want to hold her, didn’t seem interested at all in the conversation and kind of hung back from the group. But as you continued to bring your daughter over and hang out with everyone they started making comments.

“Why do you always bring your child over?” Natalie asked. You bounced your daughter up and down on your knee. You glanced over in her and Erin’s direction. David was cuddled up next to you as he dangled a toy in front of your daughter.

“Well, the person who usually babysits her is not in town. My parents are busy and I kind of can’t leave her by herself,” you muttered.

“There’s always daycare centers,” Erin said rolling her eyes as she scrolled through her phone.

“Your parents are still involved in your life?” Natalie asked. You shifted uncomfortably.

“I currently don’t have the money to put her in a daycare and yes my parents love their granddaughter.” You looked over at David, you could tell he was getting annoyed with all the questions as well.

“Ah, so are you just dating David for child support,” Erin said as she shook her head in disapproval and Natalie made a disgusted face at you.

“Whoa guys, what the hell?” David said looking at them. You held your daughter close to your chest as she snuggled next to you. You were trying to hold back the tears that threatened to fall. It hurt hearing people who were so close to David talk to you like that. Assume you were only using him for money.

“I’m just saying that why would she want to always be around and be in the vlogs and date you if it wasn’t for money to support the mistake she made,” Erin said letting out a small laugh.

“Mistake?” David said standing up, a hint of anger in his voice.

“Well yeah- it was her fa-” David cut her off.

“No, it wasn’t a mistake. Her daughter is not a mistake. She’s a blessing to (Y/N) and frankly to me. I gave her the choice to not be apart of my vlogs. She has never once asked me for money or any support. She does fine on her own and works her fucking ass off to support her child,” David said his voice gradually getting louder.

“David, we didn’t mean it-” Natalie started. David let out a laugh.

“You know you two were the last I expected to judge someone. Out of all the people we hang out with who make shitty decisions everyday, who sleep around, get STD’s and do drugs and you decided to judge my girlfriend who raised a child by herself with no father in the life, who works multiple jobs? That’s a low blow guys, I’m very disappointed,” He said shaking his head as he sat down next to you and kissed your forehead.

“Thank you,” You whispered as you smiled at him. Your daughter put her tiny hands on your face and you couldn’t help but let out a smile.

“(Y/N)-” Erin started. You shook your head.

“It’s okay, guys. Really. I wouldn’t have my life any other way,” You whispered as you leaned your head on your boyfriends shoulder and your daughter resting her head on your chest.

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