azula as zuko’s evil advisor is so funny to me i actually fuck so hard w this concept. she gives zuko advice and then zuko looks across the room to sokka and sokka just discreetly gives him a thumbs up or thumbs down. one weekend sokka, aang, mai, toph, suki, katara, and anyone else who might have a modicum of common sense all go out of town for like. omashu coachella or smth. and when they come back the entire palace is in shambles, zuko’s just sitting on his throne shinji style, and he’s just like “i’m so sorry….. her advice seemed so cogent….. she made trickle down economics seem so reasonable……. why weren’t you there….. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE, GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!” while azula slyly sips from a cunty chalice she had personally made just for moments like this.
Obsessed with characters who’ve memorized a numbered list of rules that the follow and will recite when situationally appropriate. 99% of the time it’s painfully bland characters going “rule number 71, never fall in love with pretty boys” ands it’s so sucks. The only time I’ve seen it work was for Star Trek ds9 Quark.
Like yes, tell about how rule of acquisition number 53 is never trust anyone taller than you. I fully believe that you have memorized this 431 rules long list, I am completely immersed go on.
“Mm… …Hey, um… You and me are gonna be sharin’ a room, right…? ‘Cause Luke’s gonna be with us, so if we don’t have our own room, we’ll find it hard to get much alone time. Seein’ as we won’t have to deal with my brothers botherin’ us all the time for once, I wanna make the best of it, y’know? Have all kinds of fun…”