#dc as vines

[kartsie]

This just in: local reporter more famous for looking like celebrity friend than any of his stories from last decade

#i think i’m funny #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #vine #vine reference #my art #dc comics #the justice league #jla #meme

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: How does it feel to be the worst Robin ever, huh?

Jason: Shut up, your mom buys you Megablocks instead of LEGOs.

Damian: You better take that back!

#source: vine #damian wayne #robin #jason todd #red hood #talia al ghul #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[deadsetobsessions]

Danny, a short 17 year old halfa: omg you’re so tall, you look like a giraffe

Jason, who has more than five siblings: That’s why you’re dead built like a baked bean

Danny, going ghost immediately, eyes glowing and snarling: A BAKED- A BAKED BEAN?!?!?!

——

Later:

Danny, feral with short people rage;

Jason, clinging onto his taller girlfriend: ahhhhh! Get your fucking brother, Jazz!

Jazz, hugging Jason: awe, he don’t bite

Jason, looking at Danny who very much does bite: yes he do!!

#Jason Todd #danny phantom #jazz fenton #Danny Fenton #dc x dp crossover #dpxdc #dc x dp #red hood #vines #I like tall asf Jazz #Danny will be tall asf later #Jason and the experience of being built like a shit brick house #but also being the shortest #Jason and his girlfriend’s feral younger brother

[not-another-robin]

These felt combinable to me

#i think 'what the fuck richard' would be a common bat phrase #plot twist: its not referencing the vine #they're quoting the only time they've heard alfred swear #narsposting #dc comics #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #nightwing #batfam #batfamily

[hypewinter]

Bruce had been walking out of the WE building when he spotted a child who could fit right in at Wayne Manor looking around. Determining he was probably lost, Bruce approached him and tapped his shoulder. The boy turned around.

"Daddy?" he asked.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #hyper prompts #brought to you by that one vine

[t00thpasteface]

NO!!

#art #sketch #dc #batman #bruce wayne #dc robin #dick grayson #vine reference #meme redraw

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 185

Jason: Hey bro, can I have a sip of that water?

Tim: It's not water.

Jason: Vodka? I like your style-

Tim: It's vinegar.

Jason: What?

Tim: It's vinegar, pussy.

Duke: You can control white people by giving them cheese.

Jason: *eating a cheese stick in the background*

#dc incorrect quotes #vines #funny vines #tumblr text post #shitpost #dc #comics #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #robin #duke thomas #the signal #batfamily #batfam #batkids #batsiblings #batbros #character dynamics #funny #funny incorrect quotes #comic books #batboys #black characters #batman and robin eternal #funny tumblr post

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Bruce: Okay, you know what? You’re in timeout! Get on top of the fridge. Get up there!

Y/N: *climbing the fridge* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

#source: vine #batfamily incorrect quotes #batfamily x reader #dc incorrect quotes #dc x reader #dc #batfamily #batfamily x batsis #bruce wayne x daughter reader #bruce wayne x reader platonic #bruce wayne x reader #bruce wayne

[yeetus-feetus]

Batfam incorrect quotes (vines)

Dick: everyone's been asking about you Damian

Damian: then keep asking! That whole family cast me out Dick!

Dick: only because you think you're straight

Damian: I am straight!

Dick: well you can tell that to mom, and mom, and your sperm doner dad, and dad's boyfriends, and-

•

Tim: so I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties-

Steph: *falls to the ground and dies in a fit of laughter*

•

Kon: Don't tell your father

Tim: kiss one another

Kon: die for each other

Tim:❗❗❗

•

Dick: *throws Jason's gun away*

Jason: what the fUck RicHaRd

•

Jason: hello Tim.

Tim: hi, Jason.

Jason: That outfit looks familiar...

•

Duke: toss me my keys

Duke: ... I said my keys!

Steph: I thought you said printer

Duke: now why the fuck would I say-

•

Cass: what did you get for question 12?

Barbara: I got 18

Steph: I got 9.5 ???

Dick: I got Abraham Lincoln ... for some reason. I don't-

•

Damian: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime my side! HYAAAAA!!

•

Jason: iis there anything better than pussy?

Jason: yes! A really good book!

•

Reporter: where do you keep all your gadgets while fighting? It's incredible!

Cass: Belt.

•

Damian with his new hairstyle: stop saying I look like Tim! He's dumb and he's a coward!

Damian: AND I'M NOT A COWARD!

•

Kori: hey babe, happy one year! <3

Dick: ??? I'm 27

(they're idiots your honour)

•

Jason, about Bruce: his hair, wack. His gear, wack. His car, wack. His footsteps, wack. The way that he talks, wack. The way that he doesn't even like to smile, wack.

Jason: me? I'm tight as fuck!

•

Duke: WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!!

Tim: what? What's going on!?

Bernard: what the fuck man?

Duke: 😱🤭!!

•

Jason: hey everybody, today Tim replaced me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be-

•

Duke: hey how y'all-

Titus: *growling and snarling*

Duke: AH! get your fuckin dog bitch!

Damian: it don't bite

Duke: YES IT DO!

•

Barbara, watching Dick and Wally through the cameras: two bros chillin in a hottub 5 feet apart coz they're not gay

•

Jason: in the League of Assassins, we got-

Damian: 👶

Jason: whose baby is you??

•

Dick: this chicken is almost as juicy as my ass

Cass: 🤨?

Bruce: 🤦

Alfred: 😐

Everyone else: 🙄

•

Tim: you wouldn't like me before my coffee

Damian: that's so weird because I fucking hate you all- Everytime.

•

Jason: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME!!

Bruce: THAT'S MY OPINION!!

Dick: 👁️👄👁️

#batfamily #batfam #batfam shenanigans #dc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #vine reference #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #duke thomas #cass cain #damian wayne #stephanie brown

[phoenixcatch7]

Cap should be allowed to teleport to the rock with his transformation lightning. I mean that's where it's coming from, after all.

He would use it to get out of so many situations XD.

Batman: captain, do you have a minute to stay after this meeting?

Billy, going to be late for school if he doesn't hup to: um haha sorry the wizard wants me back at the rock I'm already pushing it hahaSHAXAM

The wizard, looking up from his orb: *raises an eyebrow*

Cap, transforming back with more lightning and rushing for his bag: I'm sorry I'm sorry Mrs Ermine is going to KILL me if I'm late again this week!

The wizard, to his rapidly retreating back: this is the seventh time this month you've used me as an excuse.

Billy, halfway down the hall of sins, voice echoing: I said I'm sorrrryyyyyyy!!

Batman, left all the way on the watchtower: :|

#This is how he avoids all the fangirls and reporters XD #Freddy gets a video of cap doing the ✌️ *fades from sight* vine but it's a huge crash of thunder #It has the power to make everyone assume lightning is how cap arrives in earth (which is TECHNICALLY true) #People try to count the lightning strikes like they're kids trying to see how close the storm is but there's just too many lol #In the end they give up counting to try and figure out when caps coming or going and crime just tanks in lightning storms #Ironically the lack of crime means that's the time Billy transforms the least XD #Like I know he uses portal doors but they never get enough use anyway and the champion of magic guardian of the rock #probably needs emergency access. Plus you can't take anyone else the lightning way and you'd probably kill them trying! #captain marvel dc #dc captain marvel #shazam #billy batson #Dc the captain :D. I like his new name I hope they keep it #Anyway #rock of eternity

[kartsie]

Jason’s greatest weakness: angry babies with knives

#I too would laugh #my art #dc comics #batman #damian wayne #jason todd #Robin #red hood #league of assassins #the energy is of the vine with the kid with a knife but they start laughing instead of yelling NO #batfam #batfamily #talia al ghul

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Robin, this is a crime scene.

Robin!Stephanie, pulling ice cream out of a freezer: Is this the murder weapon? No? Then get off my back.

#source: vine #bruce wayne #batman #stephanie brown #spoiler #robin #batfamily #batfam #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #dc comics #tw food mention #tw murder

[dc-and-damirae]

starfire: Has anyone seen raven and damian?

nightwing: I think they're taking a walk outside. Said something about "A very important conversation".

*raven, and damian outside*

raven: At my funeral, you have to leave my casket closed and play Pop goes the weasel-

damian, writing it down: Ok, what else?

raven: Take the bouquet off my casket, throw it into the crowd, and whoever catches it you have to say you're next.

damian, still writing it down: Like the opposite of a wedding?

raven: Yes!

damian: *Pauses and looks at raven*

raven and damian staring deep into each other's eyes: do it for the vine

#do it for the vine #damirae #demonbirds #raven x damian #starfire #koriandr #koryand'r #kori anders #kory anders #nightwing #night wing #dick grayson #richard grayson #raven #raven dc #raven teen titans #raven roth #rachel roth #damian robin #damian wayne #damian al ghul #damian x raven #dc incorrect quotes #incorrect teen titans quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #teen titans incorrect quotes #dc funny #dc comcis #dc comics

[groovyace]

This is a test (hes guaging your reaction).

Creds to @twoheadedoddity for helping me with the dino fact (much appreciated).

[ Tim: Did you know that back in the day scientists thought stegosaurus had a secind brain in its butt cus they thought the head brain was too small to control the whole body?

*intense staring*]

#tim drake #robin #red robin #stone faced timothy #his nickname in highschool #dc comics #dc #his stare #vine boom effect #thefridge

[reasonsforhope]

"Around the capital beltway or Washington’s famous Rock Creek Park, you may see a group of people ripping up vines along the treeline beside the roads.

If you have then you’ve glimpsed superheroes who traded in their capes for gardening gloves and their time for the satisfaction of terminating an invasive species and saving a native tree.

Washington D.C’s “Weed Warriors” are a group of volunteers going back to 1999 that work for free to keep hundreds of species of invasive shrubs, vines, and climbers from taking over native ecosystems.

Among the 600 or so non-native invasive plant species found in and around our nation’s capital, some like Polygonum perfoliatum, also known as “mile-a-minute” vine, can be devastating. Suffocating trees by overgrowing the leaves in their canopy branches, mile-a-minute can kill thousands of trees every year.

Since 1999, Weed Warrior volunteers have logged over 135,000 hours of time weed whacking in Montgomery County alone. Anyone can become a Weed Warrior; the group works in units for two-hour spaces removing weeds or planting native species in their place.

These invasive species management events are led by specially-trained volunteer Weed Warrior Supervisors and/or staff from the Montgomery Parks Dept. Warriors can get certified to de-weed in their spare time, or lead events on their own. They can even have their own unique patch of ground in the D.C.-Metro area to control.

Why would anyone want to trade their free time or laboring hours away for free doing something our tax dollars are supposed to do for us? The answer is simple: it’s addicting.

“If I have any good mental health, it’s due to Weed Warrioring,” said 74-year-old area resident Barbara Francisco. “You have a sense of accomplishment.” ...

The Weed Warriors website states that non-native, invasive plant species (NNIs) can alter the complex webs of plant-animal associations that have evolved over thousands of years to such a degree that plants and animals once familiar to us are eliminated...

Anyone who feels this is something they want to contribute their time to can go to the Montgomery County Parks website here and look at the upcoming Weed Warrior events—the next one is October 21st."

-via Good News Network, October 12, 2023

#washington dc #maryland #montgomery county #biodiversity #invasive species #invasive plants #vines #weeding #united states #volunteer #collectiveaction #planetearthfirst #forests #parks #good news #hope

[betterthanbatman1]

Littol guy!!

#he’s so cute #what kind of heartless person would vote to kill him #look at him!! #such a good lil boy #reading his book #Enjoying his book #Jason just sums up this vine: ​Is there anything better than p***y? Yes A really good book! #Jason and that vine kind of makes me think he’s ace #asexual Jason Todd #jason todd #red hood #batman #batfamily #dc #dc comics #robin!jason