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noxcheshire · 2 months

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I just think

It’d be really neat if Danny looked more like Martha Wayne than Thomas Wayne.

LIKE

I love the Danny Fenton looks like Thomas Wayne or Danny Fenton is Thomas Wayne reincarnated — but the BEAUTY of Martha??

Of Alfred interacting for under five minutes with Danny, dabbing his eyes and going, “That is indeed Martha,” I WANT IT. I want Martha who was spunky and sassy and wanted to do good for her town the same way Danny wants to do good for Amity Park.

I want Martha who loved to take Bruce and the family out to star gaze because her baby had never seen the stars before, and the way his eyes light up like a mini galaxy takes her breathe away the same way that Danny feels when he turns his head up to the sky yearning for something he knew loved but doesn’t know what.

I want Martha who would literally find trouble in a paper bag because she can’t help her curiosity the same way Danny can’t help tripping over his own ghostly tail and making a mess of things before he figures things out.

I want Martha who would fight men who thought they held power, going absolutely feral from stress the same way Danny does when he’s tired of not being able to do his homework or pick up a vacuum against the wall to clean because ghosts.

I want Martha who loved the pearl necklace that Bruce had picked out for her birthday, and Danny reaches towards his neck and startles when his fingers only touch skin when he is certain there was something supposed to be there. I want Danny whose eyes linger on whites and pearls when he passes by open window stores in the mall, fingers itching to flick a nail against the smooth surfaces.

I want Martha who died bleeding underneath the hand of a gun, hoping to everything above that her boy would be safe, and Danny whose body burns at merely looking at the makeshift guns his parents create in the lab, his heart pounding desperately with a yearning to save there was someone she wanted to save the ghosts.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #I just think Danny being Martha is a deserved little treat #also #mom! Danny #let Martha Wayne be feral #she became the joker in a different universe when Bruce died and Danny became Dan when all his loved ones died like???#CONNECTION #let them both be so brilliant and yet so dumb #two wet cats that will primly lick at their fur before setting their tail on fire on a candle #by accident #Danny being a mom to Bruce on instinct is also precious to me #Bruce being torn because: that’s a kid but that is also my mom #on the other hand Danny could have also reincarnated into Martha instead of Martha into Danny #whatever works honestly #so long as Danny gets to mother hen Bruce and smother him in love #and also have both Alfred and Thomas just rolling their eyes as Martha tries desperately not to swing a wine bottle #Martha and Danny will either stress clean or stress fight #pick and choose your fight (ง’̀-‘́)ง

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reineydraws · 1 year

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rip the bat boys 💀

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fishfission-dc · 9 months

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Batfamily Powerpoint Night! (Part 10: Alfred)

<<Part 9: Barbara

[Masterlist]

Alfred: Actually, I have prepared something I would like you all to see.

Bruce: Oh lord...

[collective sigh]

Alfred: I have noticed that many of you are electing not to return used dishes to their proper location to be washed.

Barbara: Oooh... that one’s on me, sorry Alfred.

Alfred: Miss Gordon, I trust you not to spill anything on the computer console, but I still think it best not to have open beverages in the presence of... other company.

Dick: Is he talking about-

Tim: Yeah he’s talking about us.

Bruce: Hn.

Steph: Only Bruce does this, Alfred, I promise.

Alfred: I am well aware, Miss Brown.

Bruce: ...sorry.

Duke: How do you not spill anything using mugs in the Batmobile?

Cass: (signing) Impressive.

Jason: Okay, this one has to be Dick.

Dick: ...That’s probably me.

Tim: A teacup? A teacup and its saucer??

Dick: I was already drinking it at the time-

Alfred: Just bring it back next time.

Steph: HA

Damian: ...They like the-

Alfred: I highly doubt the dogs have a preference of plates.

Damian: ...understood.

Jason: WHICH ONE OF YOU-

Tim: STEPH. STEPH THAT IS YOUR BELT.

Steph: I CAN EXPLAIN

Barbara: Steph why is a mug in your-

Steph: I BRING THE MUGS HOME AND I PUT THEM IN MY BELT TO REMEMBER TO BRING THEM BACK TO ALFRED BUT THEN I FORGET

Duke: How many mugs are in your belt right now?

Steph: ...

Dick: Steph.

Steph: A couple...

Alfred: Three. I checked twenty minutes ago.

Steph: ...Sorry Alfred.

Tim: ...Okay-

Dick: Tim. How on Earth-

Steph: HOW IS THIS ANY WORSE THAN ME KEEPING MUGS IN MY BELT

Tim: Sometimes I save time by eating in the shower!

Jason: That is like... a family sized tupperware container.

Damian: Drake, this is no longer efficiency, it is insanity.

Tim: ...Sorry Alfred.

Bruce: ...how-

Barbara: Cass... Cass this has to be you.

Cass: (signing) ...Sorry.

Steph: Honestly I’m not surprised by this.

Duke: Are we not concerned that Alfred’s been repeatedly climbing into the rafters to collect these dishes?

Alfred: Oh it’s not the furthest length I’ve gone for you all...

Bruce: I may have left a serving dish at the Kents’ apartment in Metropolis, I apologize.

Tim: I don’t think I left anything in San Francisco... or Nanda Parbat.

Dick: TAMARAN?! I’m probably responsible for New York and Bludhaven, but that one was NOT me.

Jason: Ooooh, yeah... uh... that was probably me...

Steph: You left a tupperware container on Tamaran?!

Jason: And maybe... other places... I keep forgetting to bring them home.

Damian: How many of these locations are you responsible for, Todd?

Jason: Uh... definitely Star City and Tamaran... and Miami... Paris... and Washington, Hong Kong... maybe also Nanda Parbat. Oh, and I definitely left a cup in San Francisco...

Barbara: Oh my god.

Jason: ...Sorry Alf. Won’t happen again.

Alfred: I’m glad you appreciate the leftovers, Master Jason, but yes, please return the dishware.

Duke: Oh that’s definitely my bad... Sorry Alfred.

Alfred: It’s alright, my dear boy, you didn’t know.

Bruce: ...how long has that been the system?

Dick: Probably not long... I definitely didn’t do that as a kid...

Jason: Definitely changed while I was dead...

Alfred: That has been the system for 42 years, I would appreciate if all of you started adhering to it.

[a chorus of “Sorry, Alfred” as they retrieve their dishes, thus ending Powerpoint Night. The end.]

<<Part 9: Barbara

[Masterlist]

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hypewinter · 7 months

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Bruce was busy sweet talking yet another heiress at the gala when he felt a tug at his suit. He looked down to see a child very reminisce of his own brood.

The child looked up at him with big blue eyes and asked, "Do you have games on your phone?"

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #hyper prompts #the spiritual successor to the 'i frew up' prompt #please somebody stop me before i turn this into a series #is what i would say if i wasn't totally enjoying myself right now #it's such a dumb prompt #and yet it brings me such joy #if i do end up making a third one of these #i'll probably go ahead and turn it into a series #maybe even make a masterpost or something #we'll see

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dyinggirldied · 3 months

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The portal accidence truck-kun isekai Danny

Yeah, like the title says, Danny is a huge DC fan and especially batfam content. His parents are still ghost scientists and his sister still psychoanalyze people too much.

He decides to try to help activate the portal for his parents only to get himself isekai.

He wakes up and finds out he is Danyal, the short-lived son to Batman and twins to Damian.

He decides to do nope his way through his 'destined' death in canon by planning to run away.

Unfortunately, he has endeared himself to his family and that plan aint gonna come, once his ghost powers come into play

#another isekai take on my dp x dc post #don't ask me where the first one is #i cannot remember #but yeah imagine danny trying to be cute and dumb #he lives out the too dumb to survive #otome isekai #dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp

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delicatedarknight · 4 months

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Damian: So, when are you planning to ask him out?

Clark: Ask him out for what?

Dick: Oh, come on now.

Jason: Seriously, man? Really, man? Ask him out for what?

Tim: Okay, to break it down in simple words, we want you to ask Bruce on a date... with the future prospect of proposing to him.

Clark: Um... what makes you guys think this is a good idea?

Dick: No way, you don't know why?

Damian: Look, alien, if it weren't for my dad's eyes lighting up whenever he sees you like his life depends on you, your bones would have been broken—at least once.

Jason: Add kryptonite bullets too.

Dick: And mean memes about Superman.

Tim: Plus maxing out your credit score.

Clark: How did you guys go from suggesting ' I ask him out ' to plotting the downfall of my life?

Jason: See, your handmade pies and cakes are to die for, but our Bruce only wants your built-in cakes and pies.

Tim: Jason, no!

Dick: Jason, slay.

Damian: Clark 0, us 100

Clark: Built-in what?? Never mind, I don't wanna know.

#superbat #clark got both cakes and pies acc to me #batman #bruce wayne #clark kent #superman #superman x batman #dick grayson #damian wayne #jason todd #robin #tim drake #batfam #attempt at humor #dc comics #my dumb stuff

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missjamiekaye · 16 days

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lol those dark multiverse posts made me reread it and we were talking about what if he brought Booster back but couldn't win him over

#ted kord #boostle #blue beetle #dc comics #booster gold #michael jon carter #Ted probably wouldn't be able to show his face because of the virus but whatever don't at me this ain't #serious here #THIS IS DUMB AND I VERY MUCH KNOW IT'S DUMB

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hppjmxrgosg · 10 months

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Tim drake:

#dc #batman #tim drake #robin #tim: jason keeps putting me in sensory deprivation tanks to reduce my chances of becoming evil gun batman #tim really said ill be robin you dumb old man #this city needs batman #and batman needs robin

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drbatsponge · 5 months

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New least favorite misconception about Cassandra Cain is that she doesn't kill because she would upset Bruce when she literally chose not to kill herself because she's fundamentally a good person, not because anyone, especially not Bruce, taught her it was wrong.

#reddit makes me viscerally angry sometimes #they're so dumb #cassandra cain #batgirl #dc comics

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mataurin · 1 year

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Got Wayne family adventures ivy on the mind

#my art #dc comics #poison ivy #harlivy #batman #dc #pamela isley #wayne family adventures #I’m a simple girl you show me a new ivy design I’ll draw her #just put her in a new dumb little outfit and I’m like 👀👀👀

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w0oin · 1 year

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Tim got a boyfriend. A civil boyfriend. Fuck. Shit Ra al ghul for still obsessing over Tim and kidnapped the said boyfriend. Ra al ghul didn't do anything to Danny until Tim got there as Red Robin ofc. Danny was gagged and all very panic(?) for his life (maybe). All the Batfam are there, they didn't know Tim has a boyfriend well now they know and that said boyfriend is about to be used to had a boyfriend. Ra al ghul kidnapped this boy becuz well to make Tim suffer and maybe blackmailing to agreeing to give him a heir by marrying his ppl. Welp changed plan let stab and dip this kid. Tim watches as Danny falls into the pit. "NO! PLEASE DANNY!" Bruce had almost got Ra's but failed to safe him. Tim kneed near the pit with heavy heart. Fuck it. If Danny going to came out dead he'll so gonna kill ra's if he came out evil he's still going to kill Ra-

"EWWWWW FUCK THIS SHIT IS DISGUSTING! WTF EWEWEWEWEW–! I smell like A newly opened can of surströmming!"

Proceeds to puke in the Lazarus Pit. "Tim i swear to ancient you don't end that fucker i wil-" he couldn't finished to words Tim already pulling him out of the pit.

#danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny fenton #tim drake #batpham #Danny: he's not gonna dumb me in there is he? God it smells awful crap if it weren't for the gag he would vomit almost immediately #ras: bluescreenig for a bit and suddenly all praise about Tim choice of partner-#batfam especially jason: bluescreen.#Damian already concludes that Danny is the pit demon #brain dead #his puke have became a cure to Lazarus Pit's madness now there's no madness in fact it doesn't eben work

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slothspamsstuff · 5 months

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Hi guys, sorry for the hiatus. Been going thru some changes in life so I was trying to adjust to that >.< So please have Steph and Cass as pokemon trainers as compensations!! I had so much fun doing this in Pokemon's artstyle, such a fun and distinctive style to do.

Who do you guys wanna see next?

#my art #fanart #dc comics #dc fanart #art #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #pokemon trainer #pkm trainer!steph strikes me as one of the cycling folks in Emerald/Sapphire/Ruby soooo #and definitely not because emerald/sapphire/ruby were the only versions I got to play as a kid :(#DS was all the rave back then but hey it is still expensive ok? and current pokemon games dont hold the same sentimental values to me :(#Cass would fit as a goth though #Goth cat girlfriend Dumb puppy jock girlfriend #hgnn im not changing my mind #seriously though #this was really fun to do

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icewolfstar · 6 months

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Variety of doodles cause my brain will not shut up

#myart #Klarion #klarion bleak #klarion the witch boy #dc comics #zatanna #zatanna and the house of secrets #I think they should do dumb shit together #Also I give them sweaters #Cause no one can stop me #I think they deserve to be cozy

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animal-123-crazy · 4 months

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Do you think Two-Face flips a coin to decide if he should go to bed or stay up and do something?

Does the Riddler pull up his phone and do those “guess the item by a series of emojis” riddles until he falls asleep?

Does Penguin name birds instead of sheep when trying to sleep?

Do the Gotham Rogues all have their little nighttime routines??

#I get stumped every night between being dumb and staying up to write or go to bed #so i said i should keep a coin on my bedside table to decide that #and my friend said i was gonna pull a riddler. they meant two-face but it made me laugh #and then it spiralled jnto this #do the rogues have any stupid bedtime rituals?#dc #Harvey Dent #two face #the riddler #edward nygma #the penguin #batmans rogue gallery #clearly i need to sleep

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ailithnight · 1 year

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Okay, so, this gif

Gave me an idea

The batkids have emergency eyebrows to put on the cowl whenever they think the situation calls for it (ie. whenever it would be most hilarious).

Usually they'll try to sneak them on and even make a game of who's attemp stays on the longest before Batman notices and pulls them off.

But also, mid argument or something, one of the batkids runs up and slaps a pair of anger-brows onto him saying very seriously, "Looks like things are heating up over here. Better put on your attack brows."

#Batman #Batfam #Dc #this is very dumb #But the mental image of Batman with hot pink anger brows made me laugh #I just had to share it #this is not #dp x dc #but it could be #>: }

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iknowmorethanyou · 1 month

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