at this point its on them for continuing to let him in the facists' clubhouse
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Tim: I just want you to know that I think your whole “mask-not-mask” thing is dumb.
Jason, who hasn’t even had breakfast yet: Oh, so you just woke up and decided to choose violence this morning, didn’t you?
Tim, who suddenly remembered he is a younger sibling: I—I just mean that the actual hood makes more sense, you know! You’re the Red Hood! Not the Red Mask. Jason? Big bro?
Jason: You know what I think? I think you taking back up the Robin mantle because Damian is off doing his own little thing is dumb.
Tim: He quit!
Jason: I think you being seventeen going on eighteen becoming Robin again is dumb when Red Robin made you look cooler and more respectable.
Tim: You thought I was coo—
Jason: I think you being Robin just makes you look like you’re having an identity crisis as well as a mid-teenage crisis which may as well be your mid-life crisis, because let’s be real, you won’t make it to thirty—cause you’re dumb.
Tim, who’s being consecutively, verbally punched in the face: I—
Jason: I think you trying to relive the glory days as Robin you never got because Damian took it from you is dumb.
Tim: Hey, that one was really uncalled for.
Jason: Welcome to “Here’s The Reason We Don’t Play Stupid Games at Seven AM With Jason: We Win Stupid Prizes.”
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Guess who’s watching Young Justice for the first time and having WAY too much fun mocking it…. #sorrynotsorry heeeheee
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The Arrowfam/Green Arrow Comics Iceberg
Thank you to @batphobique @cissie-queen-jones @thequiver and @capes-and-arrows for being very helpful in remembering and collecting all of these unhinged tidbits.
full iceberg + sources under the cut!
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Dick: If you had to have someone drive you somewhere and get there in under the ETA the GPS gives you, who would you ride with?
Jason, immediately, beyond a shadow of a doubt: Tim.
Dick, concerned because he answered hella fast: …Why?
Jason: Because the little bastard drives like he has no will to live. I may not arrive alive, but I’ll sure as shit get there.
Tim: I don’t have a will to live.
Jason: Case and point! Hey, bud, gotta keep the unaliving state to a minimum, yeah? Last thing we need is you in Arkham.
Tim: Working on it.
Jason: If it doesn’t, can I have your PlayStation?
Dick: NO!
Jason: No because you’re getting it or no in general?
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