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stolos · 6 months
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More fake screenshots! These are really fun to make.
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hijinxinprogress · 2 months
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Everyone in YJ is multilingual (mostly bc they’re nosy)
Everyone on YJ speaks at least 14 languages which is a skill they all use to fuck with the jl and their villains like oh??? We’re having secret conversations??? I would like to be included and everyone’s like wtf why do you speak this fucking random dialect of Russian?? This is Arizona??
They all speak binary for some fucking reason (they’re nerds) Also Kon tells people binary is Tim’s native language which starts a debate on whether it counts as Kons native language)
Diana is swearing in ancient greek under her breathe and Anita laughs before responding in ancient greek so Diana’s time monitoring yj is spent trying to make sure the public knows she did not teach those little miscreants to swear in her native language however she did teach them some technically lethal combat moves which is not better but she thinks it is
Anytime aliens come to metropolis or anywhere else on earth, occasionally Kon shows up and starts speaking to them in their native language so Clark’s like 🤨 …did Cadmus teach you that?? I don’t even know that language and kons so offended bc no?? Bart crashed our fucking spaceship and we were stranded in space for like 8 months…you didn’t notice??? I know their language bc we fucking hitchhiked back to earth (yj also pissed off multiple entire planets of people but 🤷🏾‍♀️) and Batman’s so pissed when Clark complains to him about this bc Tim told him they were doing undercover recon in Eritrea
the jl is trying to translate a threat from the league of assassins while batman is off planet but cissie showed up bc damian was insulting the jl in the leagues dialect and being purposefully unhelpful (he sabotaged the leagues plan like three hours ago and he enjoys making adults feel stupid esp if they’ve tried to baby him) so everyone else is confused when cissie laughs at damians remarks and casually corrects green arrows translation (she also invites damian to blow stuff up with yj which is immediately rejected but he changes his mind when olivers lets them know he can hear them and tries to lecture them)
clark is talking to Diana in kryptonian and he hears a collective gasp of offense from yj and he’s like ?? (Tim followed all the supers around for like a month to teach himself kryptonian and then taught Kon and the rest of yj)
J’onn walked in on Greta and Cassie discussing how to ditch their green lantern in the watchtower break room and snitched immediately bc they finished his secret stash of cookies but he also has inside jokes in martian with them (despite this yj does not listen to him in any capacity)
They all know Interlac (Bart kept cussing in interlac and decided it would be great if yj also did this) but really the rest of the jl is under the impression it’s some fucking code yj made except the speedsters are like Bart ☹️ no spoilers you promised!! and he’s like it’s not even a real language 🤨 didn’t you hear?? Rob made this fucked up cipher and I hate it 😞 it took me like six minutes to learn (they have to let it go when Bart goes oh so you don’t think tims smart enough to create a language on his own?? within earshot of the bats)
Or Anita starts muttering in patois while they’re being lectured by the jl and bart laughs and she’s like 🤨 someone cooked here and I don’t know if I like that 
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selachii-lu · 12 days
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og young justice crew who might be stickers later
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nothingmeowters · 7 months
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Not Timbart, but a quick Greta I did in class and coloured digitally <3
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felizketch · 18 days
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LIKE WHY ARE WE PITTING TWO BAD BITCHES AGAINST EACH OTHER??? 😭 They both have their pros and cons, and at the end of the day, I like them both :”)
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waterisntreal · 10 months
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Peter David: *slaps roof of Young Justice* This bad boy can fit so many fucked up childhoods
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clementianos-blog · 27 days
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Tim Drake and Baseball
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Gotta love a guy in a joisey.
Young Justice vol. 1 issues 27-28
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weaverofink · 9 months
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Young Justice outfit swap #3!! Impulse and Secret, who I have no real rationale for grouping together other than I thought it would be fun
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rock-in-robins · 5 months
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the world would be better if we got more of Greta just shocking people with the horrors
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yjcorefourenjoyer · 2 months
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You know how Secret can kinda Shape-shift? Well I just thought that it would be funny if one of young justice’s plans was just asking her to become the roof/ceiling.
Yes you heard me right,
The plan is just having her fall on enemies then she would become a cage, and boom they can’t fight back
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hijinxinprogress · 2 months
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YJ playing never have I ever 
Cissie goes never have I ever been experimented on by the government so Greta, Kon, and Bart put a finger down “Bart?? Hello??” “The futures fucked” “Called it” “Are you good?” “I mean I like pizza and not being stuck in a simulation sooo” “the future doesn’t have pizza??” “I know! Not having pizza is the absolute worst” 
Kon goes never have I ever had a mentor disregard my safety and everyone except Anita, Cassie, and Greta put a finger down “The joys of not having a mentor” “Hal lost it when he found out about last christmas” “Every time Diana realizes we’ve gone off planet she goes nuclear” “middle child, no one’s looking for me in the first place”
Cassie says never have I ever been betrayed by family members (biological or otherwise) so there’s a small argument over whether or not you should have to put a finger down for each betrayal “I’m just saying there’s a lot of speedsters” “I have like nine siblings on a technicality” “Do alternate versions of alleged biological relations count??” “🤓👆🏾AlLeGEd BiOlOgicAl ReLaTIoNs ” “stfu” “Can I add someone else’s alt to my list if they killed me?? Wait, Thad tried to kill me again last week” “Are we counting each person or each betrayal??” “I don’t have enough fingers for that” “fuck, me either” “I don’t have enough fingers for each person much less each time I was betrayed” 
Anita goes never have I ever had a family member attempt or succeed in killing me and everyone puts a finger down “so fuck me ig” “does prime count for us??” “yeah?? we’re family, stupid” “I feel targeted” “me too” “what if it was an accident??” “It still counts”
Tim goes never have I ever had to screw with time to meet family member(s) so Anita and Bart put down a finger “technically I didn’t-“ “you’re a speedster put your mf finger down” “fair” “they were babies, I didn’t meet shit” “they were your parents put your fucking-”
Greta goes never have I ever befriended people that tried to kill me multiple times and Tim and Bart put down a finger “it’s how we bond! This is slander” “Bart we’ve been to like six other timelines and dimensions where Thad kills you” “wait you said friend do I-“ “Pru” “listen that’s different” “Anarky??” “Klarion” “Azrael” “Lynx” “I also tried to kill you” “My fucking finger is down are you happy?” 
Bart goes never have I ever had a family that doesn’t want me around and everyone puts a finger down “look at us! Bonding” “I don’t think I was invited to thanksgiving last year” “ngl they have no idea how old I am” “I was accidentally added to the family group chat” “dude they added you??” 
Tim goes never have I ever had mommy issues resulting in everyone putting a finger down “??” “You do know you’re targeting yourself right??” “Bart put your finger down” “wtf why my mom loves me” “Emotional turmoil bc you can never see her again ergo mommy issues” “eRgO” “stfu” “Kon?? You don’t have a mom??” “My choices are Superman or Lex” “Yikes…” “Put another finger down”
[No one wins especially not the jl that walked in halfway through the game bc yj was having game night in a briefing room and gave absolutely zero notice]
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vampiregokudera · 2 months
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YoungJusticeFashionWeek2024 day 4 - Uniform. Any kind from anywhere
It is required by law that Bart be put into a cheerleading uniform.
Greta is wearing my local national railway worker uniform which i always think looks sooo pretty 🥰
As for Kon... ahahahahaha *puts the blorbo into retail work*
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suzukiblu · 7 months
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Superboy?
There's like . . . this thing, kind of, that's been happening with the team. Like . . . just lately, kind of. Just a little.
That thing is why Kon's arms are currently full of icy smoke and Suzie is busy kissing him like they don't need to breathe.
Well, she actually doesn't, admittedly? And he's been needing to less and less, it kinda seems. So like . . . yeah.
She rubs her inconstant body against his, and her breasts press into his chest and then flatten and reform into a more masculine shape, and maybe normally Kon would protest the loss of them but it's so obviously just because she wants to get just that little bit closer that he really can't bring himself to complain.
Although she was really thorough when she reformed, so it does mean now her cock is rubbing against him.
That's a new experience, technically. This whole thing that's been happening is a recent development, and Robin's never gotten this close to him due to an unfortunate problem with Bat-heterosexuality that he did not throw out the window quite as eagerly as Kon threw out his Super-heterosexuality, while Bart on the other hand has just never stayed still long enough for him to feel anything too obvious. But Suzie is still kissing him and pressing into him and shaping her body to fit against his just right, and she's still so small and soft in his arms and just so–
"Oh my god, why is that so unspeakably hot," Cassie says feelingly as she stares at them from the doorway. Suzie squeaks in surprise and Kon startles and they fall off the couch together like they're total idiots who can't both fly or something. "No, no, don't stop on my account. Please don't stop on my account."
"Hey, Cass," Kon says as he tips his head back to look up at her, only completely mortified. "Uh . . ."
"Um, sorry," Suzie says sheepishly. "Is this weird? Did I make it weird?"
"Desperately weird," Cassie confirms. "Now please make it weirder."
". . . how is this supposed to get–" weirder? Kon starts to ask, but then Suzie bites her lip and that inconstant form reshapes itself a little more and tendrils of her smoke wrap around his thighs and tug them apart, and then Kon is, well . . . and then Kon is on the floor with a guy about twice his size pressed up between his legs all mist and muscle and Suzie's bright, intent eyes.
And, like . . . also her cock. Very much also her cock. Which is very definitely noticeably bigger, now. Bigger in, well . . . more than one way.
Kon might need a moment here.
"Uh," he says, blinking stupidly at her.
"Is this okay, Kon?" Suzie asks, and her voice is a low, unfamiliar rumble that goes right through him. "Or did I, uh, did I go too weird?"
"Weird, yeah," Kon says, his own voice a little faint. "Way weird. Uh. So just . . . c'mere, maybe, and don't stop being weird."
"Thank you for this gift," Cassie says approvingly, and Suzie giggles, then smiles brightly down at Kon and kisses him again.
He's gonna need more than a moment, he thinks.
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ectonurites · 2 years
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GRETA'S COMING HOME!!!!!!!!!!!
(in The New Golden Age & Stargirl: The Lost Children, both announced today!)
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dccomicsbracket · 24 days
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Motivations:
Guy Gardner (Green Lantern) & Bruce Wayne (Batman)
I think Batman deserves to suffer. Also, funny.
Bart Allen (Impulse), Kon-El (Superboy), Greta Hayes (Secret), & Cassandra Cain (Batgirl)
Three kids who missed out on a childhood. Three lab escapees. Evil family member havers. They all have different relationships to killing also. Cass at one end and Greta at the other. Plenty of reasons to be close and reasons to be in conflict as well. Exploring the nature of predetermined paths based on your circumstances. Thawne, Luthor, Cain and being sacrificed.
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sunnyscript · 9 months
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There isn't a single YJ98 polycule that doesn't have batfam shoved into it, doesn't focus on Tim, doesn't ignores the existence of Cissie, Anita, Greta and Slobo or just straight up pull characterisation out of thin air and ignore the text. Like I know canon is a bitch but there is no need to fix what isn't broken.
Also, sorry i love all of Tim's civilian friends including Bernard (his current canon boyfriend) but I don't want him in a YJ fic (also i don't like the way fandom treats him)
So what I am saying is that if I don't speedrun writing a yj poly fic in the next weeks(?) I will combust (help)
Wishme luck
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