Tumgik
#dc the signal
spicy-apple-pie · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media
Pov your mom and dad are fighting
based off this low res comic panel lol
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
ambrosethedarling · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
Gotham’s beloved day-time hero; The Signal!!!!
2K notes · View notes
yeats-nana · 2 years
Text
Duke: [crashing in through the kitchen window at 7am] GOOD MORNING!
Black Mask: [staring at him with terror in his eyes and half eaten scrambled eggs in front of him, making it clear that this isn't the first time its happening] Please, its a sunday-
Duke: You know, choosing violence is never the choice
Black Mask: [gives out a breath of relief] oh thank go-
Duke: [pulling out his sticks] It's a game and I'm WINNING!!
257 notes · View notes
daytimevigilante · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Im happy that WFA added Duke and Luke together, since Luke meant so much to Duke when he was growing up. When I read it, I was so happy for Duke. He probably never thought that one day he would know personally and hang out with his childhood hero. 
( Rebirth detective comics)
(Wayne family adventures ep. 39)
320 notes · View notes
Text
Duke: The snack that smiles back!
*At the same time*
Dick: Goldfish!
Jason: Children!
Dick: *Looks at Jason* Wait. What?
79 notes · View notes
reebmiester · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Complete based on this
28K notes · View notes
ashoss · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
little brother duo supremacy
edit: sorry to disappoint yall but this isnt dick or virgil 😭😭 its duke in a nightwing sweater,,,,
13K notes · View notes
Text
im obsessed with the idea that gothamites 100% know who all the batkids are, like “ for sure Dick Grayson is nightwing #thebuttsmatch” and they figured out all their identities and who it correlates to, “ofc the newest robin with all the swords is Damian Wayne!!” but they refuse to even consider Bruce and The Batman being the same guy. it just doesn’t make sense?? Brucie Wayne, dressing up as a bat and calling himself vengeance???? as if???? also he’s from bristol???? can’t possibly be Brucie. Like they genuinely believe that Bruce is the father to a whole gaggle of themed vigilantes and just doesn’t know it. Anytime his kids disappear during a gala, he gets a bunch of pitiful looks and he can’t leave bc everyone’s looking at him now??
This actually works into a lot of ppls theories that Brucie is The Batman’s sugar daddy, bc clearly they’re together and co parenting the batkids??
9K notes · View notes
ditzybat · 28 days
Text
non-gotham locals think the most prolific bat-villain is the joker, or scarecrow, even the riddler — or any of their assorted highly dangerous deluded rogues.
but a real gothamite knows how big a pain in the ass condiment king is, in fact, urban legend says that the bat kids have formed a pact to not tell batman if condiment king just happens to turn up… at the bottom of gotham harbor.
9K notes · View notes
lustwithoutlore · 2 months
Text
After a mission…
Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.
Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?
Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.
Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.
10K notes · View notes
Text
The only time when all the batkids will work together in perfect harmony is to prank Bruce.
And for the best prank all they needed was a few label makers.
Labels are put on everything.
On every mug, on every plate, on every bandaid package.
The chocolate bars are labeled "BatSnack".
The fruits become "Batana", "Batricot" and "Batermelon".
Every button on the microwave, every key on the keyboard, it all gets a label.
"Batstop button", "Batstart button", "Bat-A-key", Bat-Enter-key".
Bruce's desk isn't simply the "Batdesk". It is the "Batwood construction surface".
There is a label beneath the desk too.
Originally named "underside of Batwood construction surface".
It takes days, weeks, months to remove all the labels.
Until one day, when Bruce makes a few new installations in the cave.
Surely some higher being is laughing at him right now, Bruce thinks, as he pulls of the last one.
"Batceiling"
8K notes · View notes
spicy-apple-pie · 2 months
Text
Gnomon: *reveals that he is Duke’s father.*
Duke: omg this is just like Percy Jackson
Gnomon: Who the fuck is that?
544 notes · View notes
gildedlead · 4 months
Text
Duke: …So, is Two-Face like, B’s ex or something?
Steph: I think it’s more of a situationship? They still seem to have some feelings going on there.
Jason: Yeah right, and get accused of cheating on Selina? I think not. They’ve been dating for as long as I can remember.
Dick: That’s…strange, cause I’m pretty sure he and Clark are married. Big Blue gave him a ring and everything.
Damian: A Kryptonite ring. One that Father keeps in a lead lined safe with the rest of the alien’s bane. Besides, everyone knows Mother’s laid her claim to him already. Only a fool would interfere with such a union.
Cass: Talia and Bruce are about as divorced as two people can be.
Tim: No, you guys are all missing the point. If we want Bruce to have a partner, we need to pick the most profitable option for us. [ pulling up a PowerPoint ] Hear. Me. Out.
—-Later, At the Watchtower-—
Oliver: Bats, why are your kids inviting me over for dinner?
11K notes · View notes
yeats-nana · 2 years
Text
Jason: [high as a kite and crawling on the floor] Fucking hell. It's following me
Duke: What is??
Jason: The floor!
Duke: Jason-
229 notes · View notes
daytimevigilante · 2 years
Text
Duke Thomas in :
The Unexpected
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
106 notes · View notes
oldmannapping · 3 months
Text
Crack HC, because is there any other kind?
Bruce realises embarrassingly late that his Batkids can’t swim.
Gotham’s beach water is pure chemicals and sewage, and the city’s public school funding doesn’t exactly prioritise teaching kids to swim. Steph, Duke and Jason had never seen a swimming pool before meeting Bruce.
Tim’s parents meant to sign him up for swim lessons after he fell into their indoor fountain when he was three and nearly drowned - it would have been so embarrassing if it happened when they had guests! - but forgot.
So Bruce is like. Oh no my baby-soldiers must learn to swim.
Damian insists that since the League trained him to withstand waterboarding, he’s fine. Bruce pulls a muscle in his cheek from clenching his jaw so hard.
Dick insists that he can swim and manages one impressive mermaid-style undulation before becoming disoriented and slamming into the wall.
Duke covers himself in floaties and clings to a pool noodle for dear life, eschewing dignity because “this isn’t how I die”.
Conversely, Tim sinks like a stone, curls up on the bottom of the pool, and waits for death.
Cass, with the lowest body fat percentage, also sinks but manages to squeeze into one of the drains. She re-emerges six hours later in an estuary in New Jersey.
Steph refuses to let go of the wall by the deep end, scuttling away like a crab when Bruce tries to poke her into the water with a skimmer net.
Jason scoffs at them all and manages a perfect swan dive before flailing and crashing into Steph, causing both of them to panic and use each other as ladders to get out.
Alfred asks Barbara for the security camera footage and makes everyone watch it twice a year to keep their egos in check.
9K notes · View notes