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strslv-4sh · 3 months

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How can I be happy knowing that Damijon/Jondami isn't canon yet?!

#damian wayne #dc comics #damian al ghul #jonathan samuel kent #jon kent #jondami #damijon #dc why

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azuree1733 · 7 months

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Me trying to re read the search for ray palmer when the dc app only has one issue of it 😭 someone tell me I missed it please 🙏

#yogi bear Deathstroke team up but not this?#someone tell me I’m missing something #countdown #the search for Ray Palmer #the challengers from beyond #dc comics #batman #jason todd #donna troy #kyle rayner #dc why #y’all have so many comics but not this #red hood

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matrixkent · 1 year

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Ever think about how we were robbed out of a Superwoman (Linda-Mae), Power Woman, and Supergirl series?

i do. and then i cry. linda mentoring kara had so much potential!!! and linda and karen both moving on to new names??? (karen should've been power woman for years by now) and reintroducing my best friend pre crisis kara only to get rid of her breaks my heart. we shouldve got this series its not fair

#someday dc will hire me and i will write my supergirls series abt linda mae and cir el #bringing my girls out of canon limbo #ITS SO UNFAIR WE DIDNT GET MR DAVIDS SERIES I WANT UT #DC WHY #dc #asks #linda

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lustwithoutlore · 2 months

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After a mission…

Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.

Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?

Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.

Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.

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frownyalfred · 4 months

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“You wanna fight someone, you fight me” seemed like a silly rule at first. but after there was more than one batkid living in the Manor at the same time, suddenly the prospect of having to spar with Bruce on the mats because you couldn’t stop yourself from throwing a punch at Tim earlier is terrifying.

#stolen from Yellowstone #I think this is a great way to discourage the batkids fighting among themselves #mostly #like it still happens #but damn if getting beaten into the mats at 4 am reminds you why punching Tim won’t help you in the long run #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #batfam #thoughts

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dragonpyre · 3 months

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If the Lazarus pit can restore lost limbs and bones and shit, would that mean it also restores wisdom teeth?

What I’m saying is, assuming Jason had his wisdom teeth out early (like I did), he’d have to get them out AGAIN before enacting his 5D chess revenge plan on Batman

#lazarus pit #dc #Jason Todd #red hood #Batman #dc comics #text post #he calls Bruce high as a kite sobbing and asking why he doesn’t love him #Bruce at this point has no idea Jason’s alive #Talia regrets letting Jason have phone privileges

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stormy-skyzzzzzz · 12 days

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i adore these two.

anyone who says they don’t act like brothers doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

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tiffycat · 3 months

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The vibes on this guy... Maybe it's a Gotham thing

Continuation of my lil delusional crossover cause I still think it is very fun and also people seemed to like the first set of doodles :D

#why does bro stand like a danganrompa character the whole time #superbat #clark kent #superman #maws #mawtb au #my adventures with superman #bruce wayne #batman #the batman #the batman (2022)#dc #dc comics #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k

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ashoss · 4 months

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robin finds this strange little guy with a camera while on patrol

#jason: why not you literally kidnapped me #robin #jason todd #red hood #robin jason means so much to me guys #tim drake #red robin #dc robin #bruce wayne #batman #dc fanart #batfamily #batfam #batbros #dc comics #illustration #ash's doodlings

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nakathemoth · 8 months

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Constantine honest to god thought a child had just been struck by lightning and died by his side

#I WANTED TO DRAW MY TOP THREE DC BOYS INTERACTING SOMEHOW #dont ask me why bruce is standing in the rain waiting for the bus. Something happened. Jason took the batmobile I dont know #anyways neither of them remembered to bring an umbrella. billy to the rescue #DC #my art #shazam #billy batson #batman #bruce wayne #constantine #john constantine #fanart

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feyburner · 10 months

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Cryptid sighting

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Tim: …I can explain

Jason: Then explain

Tim: I can’t actually explain

Jason: Then why did you say you could

Tim: I didn’t think you’d take me up on it

Jason: Why are you in my house

#tim drake #jason todd #dc #‘why is tim on the counter’ he likes to be tall #repost bc i noticed a mistake uwu #droring

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bbbbbbbbatman · 4 months

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Here’s how I want robin in the next battinson movie:

The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.

“Let me fight crime.” (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)

Bruce replies immediately. “No.” (this is clearly an ongoing argument)

Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother

#just a whole movie of bruce being bullied by this small child he just adopted #being forced to take on a ‘if you’re going to drink then id rather you do it with me’ style of parenting #just back and forth between falling in love with his new son and going ‘why tf did I adopt a child?!’#batman #robin #battinson #bruce wayne #dick grayson #dc #dc comics #mine

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charlietheepicwriter7 · 3 months

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The Joker was apprehended, sitting on the ground as Batman guarded him, but the kid--"Bruce Wayne's newest ward, how tragic! Hehehe!"--was nowhere to be found. Nightwing and Red Hood desperate searched the warehouse until a shuffling noise grabbed their attention.

A kid, black haired just like the kid in the Joker's broadcast, crawling out of a pile of boxes. "Is it over?" the boy asked quietly.

Nightwing guided him to the only exit, unfortunately walking past the boy's own kidnapper. "Yeah, kid. It's over. Come on-"

Like a shot, the boy rushed the Joker and kicked him right in the balls.

The Joker wheezed like a dying squeaky toy. Red Hood froze. Nightwing immediately snatched the boy up by the armpits, but all that did was give the boy the height to attack again, punting Joker in the jaw. The clown went down and cracked his head on the floor. He did not get back up.

There was a moment of silence before Red Hood roared with laughter, his helmet distorting the sound.

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ditzybat · 1 month

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kon: so i know i don’t age, but why don’t you age?

tim: might have to do with the massive lazarus pit underneath gotham that’s slowly polluting our water, which is why gothamites are constantly angry and why none of our rogues die - maybe idk don’t quote me

kon: WHATTT?!

#tim: why do you think the jokers still alive? mf has died at least 10 times atp #dc #tim drake #kon el #conner kent #robin #red robin #superboy #gotham #lazarus pit #young justice #teen titans

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redsray · 1 month

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Urban Legends was FOUL for showing us this panel of 'Bruce's dream version' of the Batfam. DC when i CATCH YOU