#dead as a doornail

[weirdlookindog]

Bernie Wrightson - Dead as a Doornail

#bernie wrightson #dead as a doornail #illustration #horror art

[thesundowncrew]

02. Dead as a Doornail 🔨

"A 'doornail' is a large, solid nail used to assemble doors and are subject to a lot of wear and tear, hammered into place and making them difficult to remove.

Since the end of the nail was bent out of shape, it was no longer good for anything else except being a doornail; hence the phrase to describe something that no longer functions."

💔 What's an interesting phrase you grew up hearing?

Drawtober2023 list by @pumpkinlollipop 🎃

#drawtober #drawtober2023 #spooktober #spooktober2023 #spooky #red #horror #doornail #dead as a doornail #;my art #;the devil you know (Axel)

[museums-etc]

Just subscribed to a daily email Christmas Carol and am once again reminded why old Chuck is my problematic fave

#Charles Dickens #a christmas carol #dead as a doornail #reading it in a gonzo voice obvi #this is my pitch for everyone to read a Christmas Carol it’s genuinely great and funny

[truthdawn]

imagine how goofy it'd be if I made a phighting oc based off of a doornail then made them die

#hahahahahha get it #dead as a doornail #hehehe haw

[margysmusings]

“They say when one door shuts, another one opens. But they haven’t been living at my house. Most of the doors I open seem to have something scary crouched behind them, anyway.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

#quote #book quote #charlaine harris #sookie stackhouse #dead as a doornail

[arttrampbelle]

Why ship canon x canon when you can just ship yourself with canon character?

It's 2023 get over yourself. Self ship. You self ship with that character rn!

Make an oc. Make a self insert. Make yourself love that blorbo. Ffs!

Fuck what people think. Stop being a bitch and do it! You go fucking love that character!!!

I am being aggressively self ship positive.

If anyone gives you flack for self shipping. I will find them and throw hands!

Like srsly cringe culture is dead. It's time to be clown!

#self shipping #self ship #fr tho im tired of people being weird with self shipping just do it already #im sick of canon x canon ships when the op could have just made a self insert oc or self shipped the character with themselves #like holy shit cringe culture is dead as a doornail and y'all still worried about what some rando online thinks of you #like get out there and love your faves! #go out here n love yourselves too #plz #self shipping positivity #aggressively positive posting

[snails-in-spaceships]

#starscream #skyfire #transformers #transformers memes #transformers g1 #SPOILERS IN THIS TAG hilarious episode considering all the bots had been dead for 4 million years and were fine- #- then as soon as some ice gets involved skyfire is dead as a doornail #- AND they very easily revive him sometime later? why didn't you do that in the first place instead of the impromptu funeral??

[ot3]

gon sitting in the back of the truck sobbing because he feels weak and powerless and helpless and then he just stands up and starts screaming and then goes 'okay! im over it!'

#king. #hxhlb #i love every time someone is like 'kites still alive.. i know it!!' #besties he is dead as a doornail! for now!

[icicleteeth]

I shouldn't be but I'm still lowkey a little upset that when I put up a pf for delubrum when I was doing it for the story, I almost immediately got a tell saying I don't need to pf and that you can just do it with 5 people... Like I'm sorry was my One Single Entry in the tab of pf that delubrum is such an eyesore... Is it just expected to have 5 friends.... I still don't know what the damage was.....

#they didn't sound abrasive (i dont think at least) but ngl ever since i get crazy nervous putting up pfs #thinking is some rando going to give me a piece of their mind for....taking up a single space on pf #and like i dont want to think it's a dc thing but 100% of my bad experiences (by bad i mean rude people making fun of me unprovoked) #were on aether pf #say what you want about crystal pf it's dead as doornails absolutely but you know what. whenever i made pfs here i don't get #belittled for the crime of Making An Earnest PF for ig what people would consider casual content maybe that's why i get smacked

[vileauteur]

#shitpost / ooc. #[muffled sounds of the shipping police battering down my door in the background] #i'll be shot for this but i don't care #okay i say that but lbr the fandom is dead as a fucking doornail and has been since like feb lol no one is gonna see this #but i stand by it it's a superior ship same with we.n.v.i.er #they're the Two Good Ships for her

[feelboss]

nothings more fucked up than being depressed/suicidal when things are objectively good. like yeah man i know everythings stable but what if you made it really stable by entering a permanent and unchangeable state of existence that can't be undone. just a thought.

#dont mind me my brain is fucked up and my reward/pleasure centers are dead as a doornail rn #ill get over it. #probably.

[victo1re]

vic is so on the auntie ethel train it's not even funny. when she said "our past is what defines us - without it, you could be anyone!" vic heard maybe i don't have to be beholden to the rot in my chest if i don't want to. that was her first true sliver of hope; none of her companions' platitudes really got in her head and heart like this did. she was cheery, unbothered, offered a healing potion for the headache and told vic to be kind to herself. that's... such a reaction. she doesn't know how to handle it. she'd die for her.

#* ooc. #or far more relevantly she'd kill for her lol. those brothers r DEAD as doornails #[felt very very good. worryingly good. she's no one's guard dog she's her own fucking person.] #wiping the blood from her cheek with the back of a hand and just... feeling way too many things at once.

[ask-nurse-blainey]

Can you fix being dead? Asking for both myself and a friend.

Can't fix being dead yet, sorry. Can't say I haven't tried though!

#tried reviving Arsenic I #damn bird is dead as a doornail #i miss him so much #ghost Solomon #can you take care of my dead bird #in the afterlife?

[ploridafanthers]

i saw purple gallinules down by the lake. excellent use of a sunday

#in sadder news it appears my sunshine mimosas are dead as a doornail #like i didn't think that could happen frankly

[headcrabfever]

so normal about the concept that Gordon post game like. builds his life around Benrey. eg subconscious "oh I'm sure he would like that :)" while conscious is "oh cool rug. yeah I'll grab that" while entirely disregarding the itch in his brain that's just a little gay for Benrey.

if it got pointed out to him im sure he'd say fuck you vehemently but take one look at his living space and wow denial really isn't just a river in egypt.

#bonus points if Benrey is in fact just straight up dead as a doornail #angst potential >:3 #gordon feetman

[transingthoseformers]

So they used Ambulon's altmode as a spare leg and I honestly don't know what to make of that

#comic reading #mtmte ambulon #apparently a leg in a combiner can still work even if it's dead as a doornail #hell how long has ambi been dead? since the tyrest arc? that's at least years