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lavender-000 · 2 days
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Remus: for Gotrics sake tell me what crawled up your ass and died, you've been miserable the past week.
Regulus: fuck you
Remus : I'm serious
Regulus: I thought you're Re-
Remus: say one more thing I will shove something up your ass
Regulus: ...
Remus: ...
Regulus: I'm in love with Potter
Remus: ...
Regulus: where are you going?
Remus: to hide all the life threatening objects in our dorm
Regulus : it won't be that bad when Sirius find out...surely
Remus: youre the one that grew up with him
Regulus: ...fuck it is gonna be that bad
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Regulus "What if the way you hold me is actually what's holy?" Black
James "I choose you and me religiously" Potter
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Charlie Oldman as Sirius Black every other face claim can go home guys.
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that-bitch-kat3 · 2 days
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remus (jokingly): you are a terrible gossip
mary: i am a WONDERFUL gossip. now do you want to know what lily said about james or not?
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regulusblqck123 · 3 days
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Regulus: why do I love mother gothel even tho she reminds me of my own mother?
James: maybe she’s a better person?
Regulus: she really isn’t.
James: idk why then.
Sirius: gothel actually loves her child unlike our mother.
Regulus: THATS WHY.
James: from now on me and Remus are your parents.
Remus: I didn’t sign up for this!
James: becoming friends with us you’ve been signed up to this since day one.
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chasingthestarss · 2 days
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Barty: I feel like I’m forgetting something
Evan: Morals?
Barty: No, it’s something important
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fluff ✿ angst ✮ hurt & comfort ✷ smut (nsfm) ♥
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~ REQUESTS OPEN ~
most popular - WILDEST DREAMS ✿ - Finding out that your ex-best friend might have smelt you in the Amortentia feels as surreal as you smelling him.
author's favorite - INVISIBLE STRING ✿✷ - When you're having cramps, your boyfriend doesn't even think of shying away from helping you in anyway he can.
latest work - THE ALCOTT ✮✿ - You love James but he loves Lily. It's simple until it isn't so simple anymore.
KING OF MY HEART ✿ - You and James are friends with benefits until daisies and an incident with one asshole Quidditch player stirs up some hidden (or not-so-hidden) feelings.
MAROON ✿ - James usually doesn't like violence but he'll fight anyone who bad-mouths his girlfriend.
LAVENDER HAZE ♥ - Having a thing for your best friend's dad was your dirty little secret. Up until it wasn't so secret anymore.
THIS LOVE ✿ - Sometimes your lovely boyfriend can have a hard time with the word 'no'.
HOW YOU GET THE GIRL ✿✷✮ - You've never had your first kiss — well not until you stupidly kiss the boy you've had a crush on since forever, the same boy who happens to be your best friend.
FOOLISH ONE ✮ - James was and would never be yours.
TIMELESS ✿✷ - James wants to take you out to one of his families' fancy parties. However, he underestimates how cruel people can be when someone is different.
* * * related: muggle!reader * * *
ENCHANTED (pt.1) ✿ - Three weeks after his devastating break up with Lily, James wanted Remus and Sirius to bring him to a muggle bar in central London.
SWEETER THAN FICTION (pt.2) ✿ - After months of dating, James finally tells you he's a wizard.
* * *
YOU ARE IN LOVE ✿ - You never realized how much of an idiot your brother's best friend is until he becomes jealous.
GLITCH ♥ - You never intended to admit you would fuck James Potter. You hate him. Well, turns out you hate him a little less when he's touching you in ways you'd only dreamed of.
STAY BEAUTIFUL ✿✷- When you overhear some of James's friends comment on your weight, James comforts you.
SANTA BABY ✿ - James wants to make his family's Christmas special.
SNOW ON THE BEACH ✿✷ - When your eleven-year-old son comes home for Christmas break in tears, you and James are instantly worried.
NEW ROMANTICS ✿✷ - When your "friends" play a dangerously stupid prank on you, James is the last person you'd think would help you.
COLD AS YOU ✷✮ - You want your boyfriend's attention again.
I THINK HE KNOWS ♥ - Your boyfriend promises to watch over you when you want to get drunk.
BEGIN AGAIN ✿ - James has been persuing you for years and you've never said yes, until now?
END GAME ✿✷ - Playing Quidditch against your secret boyfriend is usually fun…
GOLD RUSH ✿✷✮ - You're a stupid drunk and James Potter is very very bad at dealing with his romantic feelings.
DAYLIGHT ♥ - When your boyfriend finds out he didn't make you come, his anger quickly turns into lust.
THE ALCOTT ✮ - You love James but he loves Lily. It's simple until it isn't so simple anymore.
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nyxsince2001 · 17 hours
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“Tell me every terrible thing you ever did and let me love you anyway”
-probably james potter to regulus black
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diamondri · 3 days
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in my mind this is exactly how james dressed
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rosiestarmoon · 2 days
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idc about multiships except for rosekiller and wolfstar, those belong to each other and that’s it no remixes no nothing
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theprongspotter · 18 hours
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James: Do you think you'd love me in every universe?
Regulus: I don’t even like you in this one.
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c: @unboundprompts
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mxskellington · 2 days
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𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: What do you need Potter, I’m busy
𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I just— I just wanted to apologize
𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: For what?
𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I’m not really sure. Everything, I guess?
𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: Hey can the nearest person come here please, right now?
𝗥𝗲𝗺𝘂𝘀: Yeah what’s up Lils?
𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: Jamie here is about to apologize for “everything” and I want a witness
𝗥𝗲𝗺𝘂𝘀: *sits down*
[bonus]
𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Regulus! Reg!
𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: What it is Potter, I’m busy
𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I just wanted to tell you that I apologized to Lily for everything, for not leaving her alone, for asking her out again and again and just being a bloody dick in general
𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: Good for you Jamie, but why are you telling me this?
𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Because I want to prove to you that I won’t be like that to you
Inspired by a post from @aithusarosekiller
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resist - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 153
James was not subtle.
As his best friend, Sirius knew it better than anyone.
So when James fell for Regulus, it wasn't exactly difficult to tell. He was all heart eyes and falling over his words; grand gestures of 'friendship' and over-the-top gifts and compliments.
It was almost funny that James thought Sirius didn't know, actually.
It was cute. Most of the time. A mooning James was a happy James, and a flustered Regulus was entertaining, to say the least. But sometimes...
"Oi! Regulus! I like your hair! It's looking particularly...black today!" James called across the Great Hall, face screwed up in genuine adoration and confusion at his own words.
Regulus blinked and narrowed his eyes. "Thanks, Potter," he muttered, turning away. But Sirius caught the pink that poured over his face.
Resisting the urge to roll his eyes, Sirius just sat at the table and ate his dinner. Fucking oblivious idiots.
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seekmemystar · 3 days
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Marauders aesthetic if they were desi
James Potter
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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 day
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me when i read a fic where peter is being a sweetheart
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levforfakes · 3 days
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sirius ugly cries and you can pry that from my cold dead hands
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