#dead mans questions

[the-brainrot-central]

Having mpreg DMQ Kira thoughts….

Him in his silly little suit, but with a cute lil belly! He doesn’t understand how this happened since he’s a ghost, and he doesn’t know much about how similar a ghost pregnancy is to a human one, but he’s being cautious just in case—he stops taking dangerous missions. He spends most days roaming the city, observing the people and sights. If people’s souls offer him permission, he’ll enter their house to rest for a while (pregnancy makes him very tired), take a nap on their couch, maybe raid their pantry for whatever sweets and snacks he’s craving—ghosts don’t need to eat to survive, but he’s been having a huge appetite anyway and he wants the baby to be well nourished.

He even takes up cooking as a hobby, since he’s been craving so many strange and specific combinations that he has to cook them up himself. He manages to secure a place to stay and will spend hours in the kitchen making all kinds of weird and esoteric dishes—far more food than one person usually eats—but he eats it all himself! And doesn’t even get sick from eating so much food—ghosts are just built different.

He eats sandwiches on park benches, just like he did in life—enjoying the sunset while he eats, rubbing his belly gently, smiling softly when he feels the baby stir and wiggle about under his touch. He’s a bit unsure about how well of a father he’ll be but he’s excited to experience something new, to have a fresh start in his after life.

#deadman's questions #dead mans questions #yoshikage kira #kira yoshikage #mpreg thoughts #mpreg #mpreg headcanons #brainrot.txt #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo

[y0suho]

Yoshikage Kira - Dead Man's Questions

#dead mans questions #kira yoshikage #jjba #jojo #jojo's bizarre adventure #part 4

[mikibagels]

I have finished reading Jojolion and also read the Kira spin off and oh my goodness Kira just shot up to top 3 favourite jojo characters. He's so fun I'm rotating him in my head right now.

Kira enjoyers, follow me. Lets enjoy him together.

#kira yoshikage #jjba #jojolion #diamond is unbreakable #jojo part 4 #jojo part 8 #fanart #my art #kosaku kawajiri #kira joestar #dead man's questions

[sauriurius]

„I am a scorpio, he is a scorpio.“

„I dated a vegetarian once which was challenging.“

„I am not the most approachable human being.“

„If you want a salad with kidney beans, you go get some kidney beans.“

PLEASE never let this man stop talking, I have been cackling at this mans yapping for the last 24 hours

#tim minear you will have to pry lou ferrigno jr from my dead cold hands he needs to stay #that mans​ brain is the definition of adhd #this man really just be yapping #dating a vegetarian was a challenge I am CRYING #he is a scorpio I am a scorpio LOU??? #lou ferrigno jr listens to the question and then answers his own completely unrelated thoughts #911 abc #lou ferrigno jr #I love him #911 show #tommy kinard #kinkley #tevan #bi buck #bucktommy

[rustedhills]

Disney, releasing Wish: "so it's all about legacy--the new generation surpassing the old, overcoming the evils perpetuated by them, relinquishing singular power... and there's an old man in a tower, uh... animal sidekick, i guess..., ah... magic...?

Miyazaki, just out of frame, sledgehammer raised:

#the boy and the heron #not tagging wish 'cause i'm being a little acidic #this isn't to be negative in the slightest--I really respect both films--but it's interesting to see how visceral boy+H gets with its story #what evils have to be rejected and what they represent--and how characters and the world suffer from those evils--as well as how the whole #'rejecting' part goes. in terms of animation powerhouses discussing their legacies - disney and miyazaki both - I find it interesting that #one makes a pretty safe and nostalgic movie about imagination and dreams; the other is a long trudge through the land of the dead. #b+h is a hard watch - and a look at the legacy of a man questioning his whole purpose in the world - after his cultural touchstones #have long passed by. Mahito needs to understand his grief to keep living--but if he drowns in it he'll just continue the cannibalistic and #violent world of his granduncle. how the hell do you make art when the trauma of your entire life has colored it forever? How can anyone? #maybe after a while... it's time to detonate that damn tower and keep living. #this is to say #if you have enough money to make whatever you want #Make It Fucking Count

[natjennie]

julian describing himself as a "former politician, brackets, disgraced" is maybe the funniest line of the show

#its definitely one of the funniest thing he's ever said #s5 is so fun actually because they're so comfortable in their characters #and also the characters are more comfortable in their existence #like. the way they've adapted to modern life and having alison around #kitty casually watching is it cake and pretending to be spider-man #them all playing the april fools prank on alison #trying to play trivia game shows and eventually having alison answer questions about their different time periods #its all so seamless #it's not alison wrangling weird dead people anymore #it's just a group of wacky roommates #some of whom are incorporeal and have been there for hundreds upon thousands of years #i love you ghosts #bbc ghosts

[just-null-cult]

How do we feel about Beach wear Noritoshi....

Everyone thinks he'd go covered head to toe wearing those wet suits divers use, but no. Noritoshi isn't the type to want to attract attention to himself when it's not needed, so he'd try to blend in. Emphasis on try.

He's the guy wearing a covering or some shit. I think you'd have to fight him to wear a translucent one. (if you splash him with water, you'll acheive the same effect thoughahahaha) even though it's a beach, he's trying to find an appropriate way to cover up, hes just like that. yes to sunscreen ofc. I can see him in a sun hat, but it's not his.. maybe he took it from one of the girls

HIS HAIR WOULD BE UP BC ITD BE TOO HOT AND THE SUN HAT WOULD HELP HIM FROM GETTING OVERHEATED H.H....H IS FACE WOULD BE FLUSHED BC OF THE HEAT AND. AND. AND.. he's like the beach babe on the shore, soaking up the sun and reading a book or smth. if you splash him with water, i can see him trying to get you back. then boom bam, hes in the water with everyone else.

OH FUCK that's even IF he goes to the beach. it's like seeing God in the flesh, idk man I'd go blind........... hed probably come along when he realizes theres hot people at the beach. he cant have you looking at people in that state, hold on hes going. give him five minutes..!

EXTRA

[untied covering version under the cut. like his booefjehsaf are out aha.]

ahahahahahahahahaa *froths at the mouth*

mf dont even begin to look at me like that

#kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #noritoshi #kamo noritoshi x reader #noritoshi kamo x reader #noritoshi x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #FAM IMA BE SO FR W YOU. ITS SO COLD WHERE I AM RN #AS OF POSTING THIS #BUT ITS FUCKING SUMMER SOMEWHERE OUT THERE SO LETS FUCKING GO #IM TELLING YOU WHEN I FUCKING SAW THIS ASK I FROZE #HOW ARE WE FEELING????? #FAM WE'RE FEELING FUCKING DEAD AND RESUSCITATED #GOD I FEEL LIKE YOU ANSWERED MY PRAYERS OR SOME SHIT BC I WANTED TO TAKE THIS MANS SHIRT OFF SO BAD BUT NEVER HAD A PROPER EXCUSE #OFFICER. GOD. TUMBLR STAFF.... THIS IS PURELY FOR THE SAKE OF ANDSWERING MY BELOVED CULT MEMBER'S QUESTION #I SWEAR THERE IS NO OTHER UNDERLYING REASON #OFFICER PLEASE #nah its embarrassing how hyped i got for this ask #you got me wide awake at 8 am bc of beach wear...... #I WANTED TO SHOW HIS WAIST BUT THE FUCKING STUPID COVERING BLOCKED IT ALL. #WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME @ MYSELF?!?????? #DOES THIS COUNT AS SUGGESTIVE???? #NO. ITS JUST HIS CHEST. DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT 👊💥💥👊💥👊💥💥 #HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE NORITOSHI THAT TEASES YOU BACK...... IM SUCH A FOOL. GOD STRIKE ME DOWN RN...... #DUDE I DABBLED IN IT A BIT HERE BUT OH MY FUCK.... IT NEEDS AN ENTIRE POST OH FUCK #tysm anon I'll love you till my heart rots #you dont understand my devastation half way through when he kinda looked like beach geto. pinterest if you ever get your filthy paws on thi #and call him geto. istg ill gut you alive

[dcisanerd]

why does no one talk about arthur grieving hosea. the whiplash from hoseas death to guarma to tuberculosis its like everyone forgot omusdgfg arthur was so miserable im sobbing

#asks a question then proceeds to answer it #poor man. poor blorbo #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #hosea matthews #my lenny loving pal is about to do the saint denis robbery mission.. #GIRL STOP #before it's too late #sigh #valhalla is here im so EXCITED #oh yeah #dc speaks!! #almost forgot that

[shadow0-1]

A pawn in a more powerful man's game

#call of duty #modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare #MWII #CoD MWII #blender renders #Phillip Graves #Philip Graves #Shadow Company #YOU CAN PRY THIS SYMBOLISM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS #hanged man graves :) chess references :) #the whole thing here is like #(other than the pawn/puppet thing) #wanting to do better and break from your bad habits #but only making things worse or repeating the same mistakes #and you just end up tightening the noose around yourself :))) #I'm gonna go eat drywall now #of course the 'man' in question here is shepherd #you cannot tell me that he doesn't see graves as nothing but a. cough. pawn

[densitywell]

Marisha's comment about how Relvin is one of those parents who ended up with a child they didn't know what to do with really gets to the heart of it, i think, and is such a good way to tie the fantasy element of Imogen's powers into things more tangible. because there are really a lot of parents like Relvin in real life, who have a child with the person they're happily married to and never expect to be left alone with the kid. or who expect a ""normal"" (read: cisgender and heterosexual, able-bodied, relatively neurotypical and obedient, etc.) child and end up with one who's ""difficult"", who demands more or different of them than what they believe they signed up for. and that's not entirely entitlement on a parent's part- many cultures' common frameworks of parenthood and child-rearing do not include space for these children. it makes sense that Relvin was unprepared. raising any child is difficult, and raising a child whose needs you were never taught how to accommodate, who the world is so cruel to, is even more challenging.

and yet. and yet, the person who bears the brunt of the harm in these situations will always be the child. they're the ones who have to live every moment of how the world treats them, without the support that their parent is supposed to provide them. and when asked to care for his child even when she turned out to be ""difficult"", Relvin couldn't. for entirely sympathetic reasons, of course. he tried, in his own way. i don't think he's a bad guy. but he's let his own broken heart bleed onto his daughter. he hasn't been able to give her much else.

#imogen temult #critical role #cr #cr3 #like it's really sad what happened to relvin we all know this. but seeing how dani scrambled over herself last night #to clarify that she DOESN'T think relvin is an awful person just bc she thinks he's a shitty dad made me feel for her so much bc like. #sometimes the Posts. about him. feel a little “why do bash dead beat dads but never question if the kid has bad vibes.” so. #especially in comparison to liliana who is 1. worse than relvin 2. still sympathetic 3. more interesting to a nearly comical degree #and while he gets so much sympathy On Here ppl mostly post abt her to wish for her death or call her a bitch. so! #parenting talk is a minefield bc some ppl resent the idea that a child deserves anything more from a parent than basic needs being met #and refuse to include emotional needs among them. so like idk if that's your thing i don't rlly give a shit man #crposting

[57sfinest]

speaking as someone who played team sports for like 2/3rds of their life there's this thing that coaches universally do where if theyre pissed off at something a player does during a game they just start squatting on the sidelines. like if you look over and see your coach squatting you know you're fucked next practice. i think harry does this squat i think even after total brain reset he gets annoyed while on an investigation and just drops into The Squat and most people are like huh ok but anyone who's ever been subject to the whims of a gym teacher sees the stance and has an immediate fear response.

#kim notices and comments on it like 'detective why do you just start crouching every time we hit a dead end on a lead' #harry doesn't consciously remember. it turns into a 6 hour thought project a la jamrock shuffle #THOUGHT GAINED: THE SQUAT #problem: so there's this thing you do when you're frustrated with your investigations. #you get into this position. this crouch. and it's always the exact same: heels up off the ground and hands on your face. #but *why*? why this position? #solution: so you were probably expecting a tactical answer. to change your perspective on the scene or something. #well it isn't that. it's because you were a coach and this is what coaches *do*. #you can take the man out of the gym but you can't take the gym out of the man. #kiwipost #harry du bois #harry finishes the thought and goes to kim like KIM IT'S MY GYM TEACHER SQUAT #and kim who really hadn't even questioned it (harry has far stranger habits) is like. detective what the hell are you on about

[the-brainrot-central]

Omg DMQ Kira going through labor

He starts having pains and immediately knows the time has come.

He roams the city looking for a place to hide and give birth in peace while also struggling with contractions and the weight of his belly slowing him down.

When he was just about to give up and start pushing in an abandoned alley, he finally finds an empty house/building and sets everything he needs to work.

He makes sure there’s plenty of towels and blankets for him and the baby and gets to work. Since he’s a ghost he cannot die in childbirth but he’s still worried about his baby.

Thankfully, he manages to deliver a healthy baby and rest with them for a while until the sun comes up and they need to get moving.

GOBBLING THIS UP ANON!!!

#listen whoever the fuck is the person who keeps sending me little kira hcs #because I KNOW it’s probably the same person #like thank you SO MUCH #you have no idea how much I love every little THOUGHT that comes out of ur PRECIOUS HEAD ANON!!! #if you have more ​keep sending em <3 #yoshikage kira #kira yoshikage #mpreg #jojos bizarre adventure #mpreg au #deadman's questions #dead mans questions #jjba #anon submission #thanks anon! #lovely anon #mpreg thoughts

[ren-or-rin]

"If I yearned for you three times, then the dark clouds would start to scatter"

...

"If I yearned for you thirty times, then the stars wouldn't go dark anymore"

...

"So I'll yearn for you three hundred times, then the raging storm will cease"

...

"Thus I've yearned a thousand times over."

(Lyrics from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2-owi0InDo)

#renposting #ren draws #from my little old man narinder au #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #question mark? #they’re dead but technically that is their grave #narilamb #cult of the lamb au #it’s been centuries but narinder still visits their grave #Youtube

[mikibagels]

Finally....

This whole time I was looking for someone to match my fancy hat Pucci and to think it would be the ghost of kira yoshikage. They look so good together I'm running laps.

#kira yoshikage #DMQ #dead man's questions #stone ocean #enrico pucci #jjba #fanart #my art

[reality-detective]

I think this 👆 is a lie.

There is no place they can hide, they're all dropping like flies, but I'll let you decide 🤔

#pay attention #educate yourselves #educate yourself #knowledge is power #reeducate yourself #reeducate yourselves #think about it #think for yourselves #think for yourself #do your homework #do some research #do your own research #ask yourself questions #question everything #klaus schwab #dead man walking #you decide #deep state #criminal

[ritens]

Gauss Prime is a hit and rightfully so. Giving away one highest tier Gauss Prime Access for free. (generously provided by Digital Extremes)

More about the PA here.

RULES

Giveaway ends on Monday, January 22nd, 2024. One randomly selected winner.

TO PARTICIPATE: Reply to this post with an answer to the question “Would you trust Gauss to get groceries for you? Yes/No, Why” (do you think he’d buy stuff you absolutely did not ask for)

Tennoblr server option: if you’re too anxious to reply to this post, check giveaways channel on tennoblr discord for alternative participation. This does not mean 2 entries.

Don’t need to follow me, don’t need to reblog/like the post either.

Extra notes & winner update below:

As always, I will be writing down each participant with a randomly assigned number and will select the winner on January 22nd via RNG. The winner will receive a DM from me and the original post will be updated to include the details of how the winner was drawn, for transparency.

Reblogs will be turned off too just so old information doesn’t spread around.

Tumblr guidelines for giveaways here. Also for transparency sake. Better safe than sorry.

Cheers!

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WINNER UPDATE

34 entries on tumblr + 18 entries on the tennoblr server. 52 total. Numbers assigned chronologically.

The winner is @holistichiatus

#free wf pa #warframe #man i struggled with this doodle. sorry gauss ur cute but it is what it is #gauss prime #super indulgent question lets go cringe is dead #complete